Chapter 20: Take people across
Mo Xiaoxie summoned the Shenyin cloak, and was just about to put it on, when the sloppy old man suddenly took out a small shabby flashlight and shone it on his eyes, Mo Xiaoxie only felt that his eyes were sparkling.
He didn't notice that with a wave of the sloppy old man's left hand, a white light swept over the Shenyin cloak, and wisps of black qi dissipated on it.
And at this time, the Chaos Demon King Feiyu, who had just returned to the Chaos Demon Abyss, suddenly roared: "Old man, I'm not done with you, you actually destroyed my magic thoughts on the cloak!"
Several purple-red veins on the Shenyin cloak flowed for a while, and one by one the silver-blue runes flickered at great speed, and then turned back to a black appearance.
Sloppy shook the electric light again, shining on the cloak, as if the action just now was unintentional!
"Boy, didn't you take me to a world full of foreign girls? Hurry up! My old man is a little impatient, I hope you kid don't deceive my poor old man, you don't want to get my heirloom if you don't touch the big blonde cow!"
Mo Xiaoxie rolled his eyes, too lazy to pay attention to this old pervert with a mouth full of flowers. The cloak shook behind him, draped it over his body in a dashing manner, and shouted, "Come on, old sloppy, let's go to the World of Warcraft where the big cows are carnivaling!"
Mo Xiaoye pulled the sloppy little old man over, pulled him into the cloak, and said silently in his heart: World of Warcraft, I'm here!
The black shadow flashed, and the two disappeared.
At the door of the gold-inlaid rose tavern, the figures of Mo Xiaoxiao and the sloppy old man slowly appeared.
After Mo Lan gave Mo Xiaoxie the Shenyin cloak, he waited for his figure to appear. However, after waiting for more than an hour, I still didn't see him, and I was a little anxious, although the owner said to let him use it at will, but it was an artifact, how could I not worry, how could I not be tempted!
She was bored flipping through a book, when she suddenly felt someone coming at the door, and looked up to see Mo Xiaoxie and a sloppy old man.
She has now become the sexy mature woman Orison again, which makes the old sloppy eyes narrow, and Xiao Kunpeng actually controls the innkeeper. However, he didn't bother to break it.
He looked up and glanced at the roof, as if he saw the sky, but he sighed in his heart, this girl actually used that treasure of creation in this World of Warcraft, making it an independent small world. Alas, for the sake of the little evil, this stinky boy is still so infatuated.
"Little evil brother, you are finally back, but let me wait, eldest sister!" Mo Lan glanced at the sloppy little old man, a trace of disgust flashed in his eyes, and he didn't look at him again.
"Sister Molan, this is called the old sloppy!" he pointed to the sloppy old man and smiled, and then asked, "By the way, what about the two Lolita?"
"They seem to have gone back to Ironforge. Mo Lan nodded lightly at the old sloppy and replied.
Mo Xiaoxie inadvertently glanced at the clock on the wall, was stunned suddenly, and hurriedly asked, "Sister Molan, how long has it been?"
"Hehe, don't you know how to read the time? Isn't it just an hour and a half?"
"Ahh
Although he was a little surprised in his heart, this was originally a magical world, and it was normal to have differences!
"Oh, are there any rooms available?"
Mo Xiaoye said secretly, since there is still time, then I can't just lose this mysterious ring to you, I have to find a way to get some gold coins.
"There's another one. Mo Lan said.
Mo Xiaoye took out two gold coins and put them on the table at the front desk, "Let's rent it for one night." ”
Mo Lan glanced at the sloppy old man, as if to ask him if he wanted to live with this old beggar?
Seeing Mo Xiaoye looking at her calmly, she sighed helplessly: "Well, okay! Room 5 on the third floor, this is the key." ”
When the two came to the room, Mo Xiaoye saw that there was a simple bathroom inside, and then looked at the dirty appearance of the sloppy old man, and shouted: "Old sloppy, you go and take a bath, I'll go out and buy me two clothes." ”
Then he laughed again: "Your appearance makes the female boss very annoying! How can you catch a big cow like this, you have to dress up! Remember to wash it up! Otherwise, you don't want to try the taste of this European and American woman, don't blame me for not reminding you, your current appearance and the eyes of beautiful women are extremely obscene!haha...."
Mo Xiaoxie went out and walked around and found that many shops were closed. He eventually moved to the auction house, where there were very few, probably because it was late and there were fewer people.
There was only one uncle on the auction table who was yawning boredly, and when he saw Mo Xiaoxie coming in, Uncle Beard's eyes recovered a little, and he asked, "This warrior, what kind of service do you want?"
"Uncle, I bought two pieces of clothes, and the other stores seem to be closed, and besides, I heard that it is cheaper and there are many styles here, so I came to see if there is a suitable one. ”
Uncle Beard handed over a palm-sized crystal magic mirror, and the uncle simply explained how to use it, and Mo Xiaoye began to browse.
He asked casually while browsing: "Uncle, it seems that the clothes auctioned here are not marked with sizes, how do you know if the clothes fit or not?"
Uncle Beard smiled: "Young man, it seems that you have just come out of the deep mountains and old forests! I don't know yet, the clothes here are basically magic armor and robes, automatic size adjustment is the most basic attribute, many powerful magic robes and armor are engraved with many magic runes, containing many powerful attributes, such as increasing defense, increasing magic speed, light body, stealth and other functions!"
Mo Xiaoxie was shocked in his heart, and then suddenly thought that this was the original magic world, and there were many powerful magicians in it. If you get these clothes to sell them in the magic city, you won't be rich.
However, he was shocked again, is he too greedy, if a large number of these magic items appear outside, it will definitely affect the stability of the region, and the government will also use him as a guinea pig to arrest and study, then it will be over. Get some gold coins to save the emergency, and talk about the rest later!
He originally wanted to buy a better armor for the old sloppy, but the thought of the thin and sloppy old man wearing the armor 'majestic' made him feel funny, it must be nondescript, so forget it!
I bought two cloth clothes, a robe, and two magic cloth armors for myself.
When he returned to the hostel, he found that the old man had not finished washing, and when he went in to see, he was almost angry, and it turned out that the little old man had fallen asleep against the bath.
Mo Xiaoxie woke up the old sloppy, picked up the bath cloth, and rubbed him fiercely, and the old sloppy man grinned and screamed for a while!
"Stinky boy, can you slow down, quickly rub off my old man's old skin!"
"Dead boy, you spare me! Don't rub it anymore, my old man's bones are about to fall apart, you have to be killed!"
"Boy, I won't wash it, I won't wash it, you can spare me!"
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"Haha! You old guy, I guess I haven't taken a bath for decades! It's so smelly, hurry up, wash it clean, and then the big cow will let you touch it, and the big ass will let you rub it!"
"You shameless boy, can you not seduce my old man? I'm a virgin for 10,000 years!"
"I'll go! 10,000-year-old virgin, no! I think it's a 10,000-year-old pervert!"
"You kid, will you die if you don't tell the truth?"
Two unscrupulous people, one old and one young, fart and nonsense, laughing and bickering.
Nothing was said all night.
The next morning, a few small birds on the doors and windows of the hotel almost fell off with a startled scream, and all the passengers in the rooms on the third floor were also woken up!
"Old pervert, I'm going to kill you!"
"You actually hugged me and slept all night, you old glass!"
"Ahh You... Your saliva is still running down my neck!"
In room No. 5 on the third floor, there was a burst of chickens and dogs, and Mo Xiaoye was chasing the sloppy little old man while screaming!
Mo Xiaoye suddenly found that this little old man was running fast, very slippery, and chased him for five or six minutes, but he didn't catch up with him. He took a closer look, only to find that the sloppy little old man was holding a bronze worn gossip mirror in his hand, fiddling there, and a faint blue light was generated under his feet.
"Oh, little old man, I said that on the banks of the Huangpu River, how did you appear so strangely! It turns out that you are not an ordinary person, and you still have such a magic weapon!"
Mo Xiaoxie stopped, and the two of them made the room a mess, with clothes flying and bedding in a mess.
Seeing that the old sloppy was still dancing there, he shouted, "Old man, aren't you tired?
Looking at the bronze treasure mirror in the sloppy little old man's hand, Mo Xiaoxiao smiled: "Old man, how did you get this mirror, did you pick it up in the garbage heap, or did you dig up the grave and steal it?"
"Stinky boy, can't you just say something nice?"
Mo Xiaoxie laughed dryly.
The old sloppy seemed to fall into deep memories, and he said slowly: "This is my family's heirloom, because my wife was separated and my family was ruined, and now I am left as a lonely old man!"
He let out a long sigh: "Alas!
Another burst of emotion: "Sixty years of wretchedness, life and death battles are boring, and now I am crazy, and the dust of last night is gone!"
Mo Xiaoxie didn't expect the old sloppy life to be so miserable, and comforted softly: "I'm sorry, old man! forget all the misfortunes of yesterday, let all that unhappiness go with the wind!"
He laughed again: "Let's go, old man, I'll invite you to drink!"
Yesterday, the yellow flowers were thin into the mud, and now the shallow dew is gone!
The two came to the restaurant on the first floor, and Mo Xiaoye asked for two breakfasts, two bottles of fruit wine and two milk, but as a result, the old sloppy seemed to have not eaten a full meal for three months, and even wiped out most of them.
"Old man, slow down! No one is robbing you, how can a person of such an age be like a child, what if he chokes?"
Listening to Mo Xiaoxie's concerned words, the old sloppy smiled: "Isn't it better to have you kid here! Moreover, wouldn't it be better to choke to death, my baby can be left to you, don't you want such a good thing?"
"Go, go, go, who wants your broken mirror, I have my own treasure, and I still don't know your broken things! Don't forget, where is this? This is a magical world, there are many powerful Western magic treasures, who can take a fancy to your broken thing? It's more broken than the yin-yang mirror of Hades, and the green rust slag on it is almost gone, so I guess I won't use it a few times!"
Mo Xiaoxie remembered that his broken mirror was a burst of ridicule!