Twenty-eight
As soon as Hong Yan came to the door of the casual guest house, he felt a fishy smell coming to his nose, but this was not bloody or fishy, it was somewhat similar to the body odor on people, but it was ten times thicker, and it felt quite annoying to smell it in his nose. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. biquge。 info
Hong Yan suddenly felt extremely regretful, she was still a yellow flower girl, if she saw any disgusting scenes, wouldn't it be a lifelong wound in her heart?
But when the matter comes, it is too late to ask for help, and the second is to lose face. Hong Yan's teeth were bitten, his heart was horizontal, and he took a step forward with difficulty and came to the door of the woman's wing. I didn't rush to knock on the door, I first used the manifestation of the spirit of the Jiji, and after a careful investigation, I found that there was only one woman in the room, who was writing a book. The furnishings next to him were also normal, and I was slightly relieved, plucked up my courage, and knocked on the door.
When the woman heard the knock on the door, she frowned slightly, listened for a while, and suddenly looked nervous, quickly hid all the paper and pen in the drawer, and then said in a coquettish voice: "Is that distinguished guest visiting? Can you tell me your name so that Lan'er can be prepared?"
Hong Yan said in a clear voice: "Hong Yan, a teacher in the Wuzi Building of Xia Nai Dao Academy, because there have been thieves in the academy recently, I have come to see if your guests have been frightened. “
I only heard the light footsteps in the house, the door opened with a "squeak", and a woman in blue with heavy makeup appeared in front of Hong Yan. I saw her smile with joy on her face, and said loudly: "Who am I? It turns out that Sister Hongyan from Xi'an, who has recently become famous! Come on, come in, it's freezing this day, don't freeze my sister's skin." “
Hongyan's face flushed, when others saw her before, they would either call her a fairy or a sir, which is like this woman who is called her sister when she speaks. I was ashamed and happy for a while, and I didn't know how to deal with it, so I had to nod slightly and step over the threshold. The two sat down on two rosewood chairs.
Seeing her expression, Xiaolan covered her smile and said: "I often hear others say that there is a stunning beauty living in the Academy of Truth, named Hongyan, that is really a sinking fish and a goose, and she is not inferior to Diao Zhaojun." I still think about it, this word of mouth is inevitably exaggerated, and I am thinking about when to sneak out and take a look, so as to pierce this cowhide and complain about the person who chews the tongue. How do you know that when you see your sister, it's really like seeing a fairy descending to earth, what kind of sable Zhaojun, where can you be as good as your sister? Don't say that it is an ordinary man, even I, a woman, are so moved that I almost can't help but insult you. ”
Where has Hongyan ever heard such praise? Rao is her heart is like water, and the three corpses are weak, but after all, it is the nature of women to love beauty, and when she heard Xiaolan praise her like this, she was suddenly so ashamed that her face was red, and she couldn't be reluctant to subdue her for a while, and tortured her.
Xiaolan continued: "Sister, thank you for your bother, my room is located in a corner, remote and quiet, and there are not many people coming and going. Sister, I am bitter, I don't think there will be thieves to worry about, you can put a hundred hearts. ”
Hong Yan glanced left and right, his nose moved, sniffed, and frowned: "This ...... Sister, dare to ask your name?"
Xiao Lan's eyes were like silk, and she smiled: "Look at my brain, I forgot to introduce myself to my sister, my name is Mo Dailan, you can call me Sister Xiao Lan." ”
Hong Yan had regained his composure at this time, his face was as usual, and he nodded: "Okay, Sister Lan, your house is very elegant, but I always feel that there is a strange smell in this room, have you ever smelled it?"
Xiaolan pretended to sniff it, her face flushed in an instant, pursed her mouth, sneered, and said in a low voice: "Don't hide it from my sister, sister, I am alone in the empty room, and I will inevitably be a little lonely." Occasionally, there will be some guests who come into the curtain and do some things that men love and women love, which is the smell of men's essence. My sister is thin-faced, so she must have never had anything to do with men and women, right?"
Hong Yan was shocked, how could he have thought that this Xiaolan was so open, and he would say such a shameful thing so openly. was stunned for a while, and said hesitantly: "Since this is the case, I made it again...... These things are Sister Xiaolan's private affairs...... Don't mention it......"
The little blue god smiled mysteriously and said, "Sister Hongyan, don't blame my sister for being verbose, this love and love, half of it depends on her appearance, and the other half depends on her kung fu in bed." When it comes to appearance, sister, I can't catch up with you, but when it comes to sex, sister, I can be your master. Do you want to capture his heart? If so, my sister has a lot of means to teach you. ”
Hong Yan listened to it in a fog, and felt that the conversation was gradually developing in a strange direction, and her face turned red, and she wanted to rebuke it directly, but she was curious about what she said. Therefore, the words came to his lips, and he turned around, and he didn't know how to say it for the time being. After a while, he finally controlled his emotions and tried to change the topic, so he said, "This ....... Don't bother Sister Xiaolan, I just do my duty to ensure the safety of your guests, if there is no trace of thieves, then I will leave first. "With that, get up and leave.
Seeing this, Xiaolan secretly breathed a sigh of relief, and stopped saying anything. Stand up and want to send off the guests.
Hong Yan paced slowly, thinking to himself, trying to find an excuse to open Xiaolan so that he could check the letterhead she had hidden in a drawer.
The two of them had their own thoughts, and when they walked to the door, Hongyan suddenly said: "Sister Xiaolan, do you have tea here?" I have been out on patrol for a long time, and my mouth is a little dry. ”
Xiaolan patted her head and said with a sneer: "Sister, let you laugh, I only have some rough tea here, the taste is very bad, don't drink it and spoil my sister's stomach." Now, I'll go to the market to buy some good tea, and I'll come back tomorrow to entertain my sister. ”
Hong Yan Zhengse said: "It's okay, I've always been used to sleeping in the open, and my stomach is thick, so I am not used to eating and drinking finely." I'll drink whatever tea my sister has here. ”
Xiaolan stared at Hongyan carefully, and saw that his expression was as usual, so he nodded and said, "That sister will rest for a while." With that, he turned and went into the back room.
Hong Yan listened to the sound of his footsteps gradually disappearing, quietly walked to the desk, did not open the drawer, and directly used the spiritual manifestation to probe the contents of the letterhead.
The letter reads: "Zhu is already in my hands, if the king dies and leaves, then the academy is in my hands." Xi'an will be chaotic. Great things can be done. An eye is drawn in the lower right corner of the letter.
Hong Yan quickly memorized the contents of the letterhead in his mind, listened to the footsteps hurriedly walking towards him, hurriedly sat down in his seat, showed a bright smile to Xiaolan, and said, "Sister Xiaolan, I'm tired of you." “
Although Xiaolan was making tea in the back room, her ears were pricked up and she had been listening to the movements in the hall. found that Hongyan didn't open the drawer, so he was relieved and said, "It's okay, as long as my sister doesn't dislike the tea here." "After that, bring the tea to Hongyan.
Hongyan probed the tea, but found no poison, drank it all at once, said goodbye to Xiaolan, and left the casual guest house.
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Xiao Bei handed over the four Fire Rakshasas to Yuwen Tianzhou to take care of, and he took Liu Minshi and Ning Zhi back to Xiao's house to pack up.
Ning Zhi was quite dissatisfied, blaming Liu Minshi for sabotaging her sect leader's plan, where is Liu Minshi getting along well? Immediately confronted Ning Zhi-for-tat, and the two had a quarrel, only to quarrel so much that Xiao Zhi's head was as big as a fight, and under repeated persuasion, the two not only did not stop at all, but the more they quarreled, the more energetic they became.
Although the two daughters were just past cardamom on the surface, Ning Zhi had the knowledge of Gabriel and Hermes, and she had a good tongue. When quarrelling, it is widely solicited, ridiculed and sarcastic, and often a sentence will come out, and Liu Minshi has to think for a long time to understand the meaning. And Liu Minshi has been reincarnated for thousands of years, with rich experience and straightforward temperament, putting on the momentum of scolding the street, not giving an inch, foul language, dialect slang constantly, and Ning Zhi's face is red. The excitement of the scolding battle is not inferior to the duel of martial arts masters, which opened Xiao Bei's ears.
After watching for half an hour, the two of them had no intention of stopping. Xiao Bei was dizzy and couldn't bear it. couldn't help but be lucky with the dantian, so he wanted to scold.
At this moment, suddenly the door opened, and Lu Guanzhong rushed in, shouting happily: "Master, I found an interesting phenomenon, you must come and see ......"
It turned out that Xiao Bei had guided Lu Guanzhong to prepare a corpse puppet for so many days, and seeing that his natural appearance was outstanding, he had already taught him what he knew in his chest. Lu Guanzhong's interest is getting stronger and stronger, leaving the matter behind him, and ******** devoting himself to this new field, coupled with his family history, there is a faint trend of being blue. Lu Guanzhong also admired Xiao Bei very much, so he simply worshipped him as a teacher, joined the Hongmeng Sword Sect, and shouted very energetically.
When Xiao Bei saw him coming, as if he had seen a savior, he grabbed him and said, "Guan Zhong, it's just in time, I have a troublesome matter here." ”
Lu Guanzhong's head has cleared up a lot since he quit masturbating, and when he saw Liu Minshi and Ning Zhi staring at each other, he immediately understood, and shouted: "Well, two beauties, everyone is a child of Xiaomen, why can't you talk to each other well, do you have to fight for the blood? Come on, come on, although I, Lu Guanzhong, am not talented, this peacemaker is decided, what's the matter, come at me." ”
Lu Guanzhong was originally a well-known misbehaving person in the academy, and the two girls listened to his persuasion, and they were extremely disdainful in their hearts. Liu Minshi snorted in her nose and turned her head. Ning Zhi smiled awkwardly and ignored it.
Lu Guanzhong's heart was on fire, and he said angrily: "Okay, the two of you are looking down on me Lu someone, I'll let you see the results of my research by fusing the master's corpse making technique and my Lu family's organ technique." ”
After that, as soon as his arm was raised, a few pieces of fire silk appeared in his hand, followed by a beautiful woman in a Luo shirt walking from behind him, smiling lightly, slowly saluting everyone, and said, "Hello brothers and sisters, it's polite." ”
"Empty?" Xiao Bei's face changed, and he hurriedly stepped forward and carefully examined the woman's face.
Liu Minshi saw that Xiao's cheap face was almost close to the woman, and somehow felt jealous in her heart, and said: "How can the master surnamed Xiao be so shameless? ”
Xiao Bei didn't answer, continued to look closely, and occasionally moved his hands and feet, touching up and down, only to be so angry that Liu Minshi stomped his feet. The empty man continued to smile, completely unimpressed.
After half a pillar of incense, Xiao Bei suddenly looked up to the sky and sighed, and said, "Guan Zhong, your craftsmanship is really ingenious, you can make my corpse puppet exactly like a real person, just like Nuwa kneading mud into an adult." ”