Chapter 43: The Four Bullies in the Bathroom
Xiang Fei went to repair his mobile phone after leaving, and now in this society, no mobile phone is equivalent to being isolated from the world, and even relatives and friends can't be contacted.
Who knew that the maintenance fee for the previous mobile phone was almost enough to buy a new one, so he simply didn't repair it and bought a new mobile phone directly.
As soon as Xiang Fei put the mobile phone card on his new mobile phone, and as soon as he logged in to the communication software, he saw hundreds of unread messages, he shook his head dumbly, there were so many from last night to now, and it would not be like this before.
clicked on it, and the first thing I saw was that Uncle Feng sent more than a dozen inquiries, and the last one was sent at 10 o'clock in the morning, when Xiang Fei was still in the mood.
"If you don't answer the phone or reply to the message, your uncle will ride that dead deer to teach you a lesson in person!" Xiang Fei looked at the last message sent by his uncle, and was a little confused, a dead deer is a dead deer?
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Since he was a child, he has only heard Santa Claus ride in a carriage pulled by a deer, and vaguely remembers that which domestic fairy is also riding a deer, but he can't remember who it is for a while, and he only roughly remembers that the fairy's forehead is bigger than his face, but these two are immortals, and they are all live deer, and Uncle Shi is a mortal, but he uses a dead deer?
After thinking about it, Xiang Fei felt that this unserious uncle must be joking, in today's society, there are planes and trains that do not sit, but ride a deer out, which is a bit strange!
If anyone really rides a deer out, it is estimated that they will not be able to go far, and they will either be dragged to study as abnormal humans, or the deer will be confiscated by the government departments.
Suddenly, Xiang Fei figured out the word "death", and he was horrified, remembering that Uncle Feng had threatened to refine him into a ghost, shouldn't this dead deer also be refined?
This Uncle Feng is really mad, he doesn't even let go of animals, and he also takes them out to refine ghosts, Xiang Fei feels a little excited when he thinks about it, he has never seen animals refining into ghosts, so he wants to see and learn, and by the way, he will learn this magic again.
Thinking of spells, Xiang Fei has suffered a lot from Lin Daxian today, if Uncle Feng comes, he must pester Uncle Feng to learn a few more spells to protect himself.
Moreover, the strange encounter that came this day made Xiang Fei have a hunch that something big might happen in this city, and at that time, there would be a powerful elder by his side, although it was not very serious, but it would not hurt.
So, he replied tragically: "I won't reply, uncle, you rode a dead deer to find me, if you don't ride it, I will tell Xiang Dad that you hate him for teaching you, it is estimated that Xiang Dad will avenge me when the time comes......"!
"In addition, it's better to bring more good pills!"
With Xiang Fei's understanding of Fenghua, if he asks him, he may not come, and it is easy to succeed if he provokes him like this.
Xiang Fei thought about it, he didn't go into the tiger's den to get the tiger, and he took the opportunity to see this cheap uncle with his own eyes.
“........”!
Soon, Uncle Feng replied with a string of ellipses, and then replied, "You kid wait, the first trip of the dead deer** was given by you"!
Xiang Fei squeezed his shoulders, come on, it's a big deal to have a few more big bags on your head, just in time to ask Uncle Feng for some medicinal pills, maybe you can get a good one, so I can return it to Song Liangxuan!
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Subsequently, he looked at other unread messages, and suddenly couldn't cry or laugh, and the loss friend Sledgehammer, the second goods, and the four eyes who lived with him in college all sent messages, wanting to play with him, and they were all asking for the address.
Said to congratulate him on his return to being a happy single dog, the bathroom 4 bullies finally returned to the same running point, ready to open the black happily after the reunion.
Thinking of them, Xiang Fei couldn't help but smile speechlessly, 4 people have been in the same dormitory for 4 years, have eaten instant noodles for 4 years, and have played games together for 4 years, even going to the toilet are 4 people going together, and even wearing 4 of the same pants when going out.
I remember one time, everyone put their living expenses into the game, and they were all tight, and 4 people ate a box of instant noodles and half a pot of water as standard for each meal, so that they survived for 4 days, until Sledgehammer's new living expenses arrived, which was the end of this miserable day.
The school's accommodation environment is relatively poor, there is no independent bathroom in the dormitory, only there is a public toilet on each floor, they 4 may be because they eat too much instant noodles, the stool is particularly powerful, enough to spicy eyes, any one who enters the public toilet to pull the stink, can make other people scatter immediately, and the people on the same floor gave them the name of the bathroom 4 bully.
4 people are not ashamed, but proud, and also use this title in the game, from League of Legends to King Pesticide, and to Escape and Eat Chicken, playing all the obscene group fight mode, which can be described as notorious.
Every time he thinks of these experiences, Xiang Fei feels that it was really a heartless and free life, and now he can't do those ridiculous stupid things anymore, and this warm memory between brothers can only remain in his heart forever.
After graduation, only Xiang Fei returned to the small town to take care of the lonely old lady, Sledgehammer, Erkou and Four Eyes all stayed in the provincial capital where the school was located to work, and after 1 year of separation, the four bullies finally got together again.
Xiang Fei replied to the addresses one by one with a smile, and was suddenly stunned, how did they know that they were single again?
Subsequently, he guessed that it might have been revealed by his ex-girlfriend, back then, she was also in the same school, and the other 3 bullies also knew her.
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Seeing that they didn't reply to the message, Xiang Fei went straight back to the long private room of the hotel and practiced the lightning guidance technique in the room.
That immortal immortal recipe requires a long period of cultivation, and he can't rush it, and what Xiang Fei needs to improve most at this time is his strength, this lightning channeling technique can increase his attack methods, and it should be able to be practiced in a short time.
He calmed his breath and operated the True Yuan according to the method, and a strange feeling came, and the slightest trace of electric patterns hidden in the air actually established some kind of connection between the image and the body, to be precise, it should be the way the True Qi flows that attracted them.
Then, he recited the spell mantra and formed five thunder fingers, trying to induce the thunder and lightning to appear, but when he finished reading the last sentence, there was no trace of them.
What is going on? Xiang Fei pondered, is the cultivation method wrong?
"Great Sage, what's going on"?
After calling for a long time, the Great Sage woke up from his sleep, and after listening to Xiang Fei's inquiry, he waved his hand and said, "This Great Sage can't do thunder, that's the matter of the Thunder Male and Electric Mother." Your dantian is full now, which is good, but this great sage who has no mana is miserable...... Let me suck some mana!"
Xiang Fei nodded in agreement, the Great Sage's mana was also used to save his life, and now that the true qi is full, it should naturally be replenished.
I saw the Great Sage's nose twitch, and after taking a few breaths, the golden light on his body brightened a little, and his spirit seemed to be a little better, and then, he lay down and fell asleep again.
Xiang Fei felt that half of the dantian's true qi had been sucked out, and it didn't seem to have any effect, so he didn't pay attention to the matter and continued to think about the issue of the lightning channeling technique.
He decided to ask Song Jiajia, so he picked up his mobile phone and sent out the cultivation questions he encountered, but he didn't reply for a long time.
Just when he put down his mobile phone and was about to try the lightning technique again, the message prompted the sound, and he excitedly picked it up to take a look, but it was sent by the three bullies, "We'll be there soon"!
Xiang Fei shook his head and put down his phone, he knew these guys, and it was at least 1 hour away, so take advantage of this time to practice again.
He tried the lightning technique a few more times but still to no avail, and Song Jiajia never replied to the message, and in desperation and puzzled, he memorized the seal scriptures given by Uncle Feng.
The redundant words, the jerky Chinese characters, just reciting it once has a painful feeling that makes people run 10,000 meters, and Xiang Fei was tortured to death, but he gritted his teeth and persevered, in order to become stronger!
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"Knock knock~"!
I don't know when, there was a knock on the door, Xiang Fei got out of the diligent study mode, it was already hazy evening outside the window, it should be them, he got up and went to open the door!
As soon as the door opened, three fierce figures screamed like hungry wolves and pounced on them.
The tall and thin man like a telephone pole is a sledgehammer, his palm is extremely big, as big as a casserole after clenching his fist, and there is no flesh when the bone joints are protruding, and it hurts to beat people, so he is respected as a sledgehammer by the other three, and he is also the boss of the bully.
The round with a fat face and a big belly is the second goods, except for being able to eat and delicious, it is no different from Erha, ranking second among the bullies.
The last four eyes to come in are also the youngest of the bullies, medium-sized, with Sven's black-rimmed glasses, he looks like a literary youth, but his mouth exposes his true nature, in fact, he is also a two-stroke, a belly of bad water, when he was in school before, he didn't have a lot of bad ideas.
He came up with the bad idea of having four people take turns squatting in the public restroom and taking it over all morning, and the other students who were hurt retaliated by blocking their dorm doors all night, and only gave up after they promised not to do it again.
Hey, why are the four eyes full of vegetables? Xiang Fei was curious.