Chapter Eighty-Eight: Don't Do It, Don't Die
"Ahem, ahem!"
Just when Liu Xiu raised his head and shouted in his throat, he suddenly felt that he didn't know what was stuck in his throat, and he didn't lift it in one breath, and he almost lost his breath.
"I'll it! Why is this kid so angry, he is about to cough up his heart, liver, spleen and lungs!"
Seeing that Liu Xiu was really uncomfortable, the little ibis hurriedly went over to help him beat his back, Tianhua glared at Mo Xiaoxian and said, "Don't say a word, if you don't see him, you're almost angry with you!"
In fact, Mo Xiaoxian knew that the reason why Liu Xiu reacted so much was because a purple-black thing fell from the tree just now and happened to land in his mouth.
Liu Xiu felt much more comfortable after forcibly swallowing it into his stomach, and his red face returned to normal.
Mo Xiaoxian gloated: "Did you eat that thing? Just now I saw a house finch perched on the branch above your head, maybe what you just ate is its poop!"
Is it tolerable or unbearable, Liu Xiu can't care so much, even if he knows that he can't beat Mo Xiaoxian, he has to hand over his claws today, otherwise this grandson will definitely bully himself even more in the future.
After a few breaths, Liu Xiu squatted under the tree with a pig's head face in his hand, sulking and shaking his head and sighing, impulsiveness is the devil! It seems that it is better to endure more in the future! Isn't it just a few steps with the heavenly painting on his back? What's the big deal!
Thinking about it like this, Liu Xiu instantly felt much better, so he got up to check what he had just eaten, it couldn't be really bird!
Liu Xiu's change made the little ibis very worried, so he leaned over to Mo Xiaoxian and asked, "Brother Xiaoxian, how many hands did you do just now?" Did you beat him up, why did he look a little abnormal?"
Mo Xiaoxian touched his nose, looked at Liu Xiu who kept wandering under the tree, and said: "Probably not, this kid doesn't look weak, he is actually very resistant to beating!
Tianhua retorted angrily: "If it were you, would you put horse meat and not eat it and find bird feces to satisfy your hunger?"
Mo Xiaoxian smiled and said, "Master, I'm fine if I don't eat for a year and a half, and the kind of situation you said won't happen!"
At this time, Liu Xiu seemed to have found some treasure in the tree, rubbed his hands, and began to climb up holding the trunk.
Everyone looked at the tree under curiosity, and then they saw that there were purple-black fruits hanging under the green leaves, presumably this was the thing that Liu Xiu swallowed just now.
Liu Xiu, who climbed the tree, picked one and put it in his mouth, only to feel that this fruit was sweet and juicy, sweet and sour, and it was the best in the world.
"Is it so delicious?" Mo Xiaoxian looked at Liu Xiu's intoxicated appearance, and shouted under the tree: "Hey, aren't you afraid of poison?
Liu Xiu casually broke off a branch and threw it to Mo Xiaoxian and said, "You can taste it yourself, it's really poisonous, and I admit it!"
Mo Xiaoxian took one from the top and looked at it carefully, and said in disbelief: "Is it so delicious?
After he put the fruit in his mouth, a sweet juice filled the tip of his tongue, the feeling was indescribable, Mo Xiaoxian was immediately conquered by its deliciousness, took a handful and stuffed it directly into his mouth, and while chewing, he vaguely greeted the little ibis and Tianhua: "Come and taste it, don't look good at this thing, but it tastes great, so delicious that you don't want it!"
The little ibis and Tianhua were also suspicious at first, but soon followed in the footsteps of Mo Xiaoxian, regardless of the image, they ate a lot, and soon, the fruits on the entire tree were swept away by the four of them, and they couldn't even walk one by one, so they had to lie side by side under the tree and slowly digest it.
"Hiccup!"
Mo Xiaoxian burped and said, "How can such a big tree bear so much fruit?
The little ibis pointed at Mo Xiaoxian's bulging belly and grinned: "Brother Xiaoxian, you are now like a baby in October, be careful to break your belly if you eat it again!"
Liu Xiu also scolded with a smile: "Just now you counted the most fucking robbery, half of the fruit on this tree is eaten by you, aren't you still satisfied?"
Mo Xiaoxian said embarrassedly: "I'm a capable person, work hard!"
Tianhua rubbed his round stomach and said, "It's okay now, we have all eaten like this, and if the Demon Shadow Guard is killed at this time, at least he can be a full ghost!"
Mo Xiaoxian said dissatisfiedly: "Shut your crow's mouth! If the Demon Shadow Guard really comes, the master will give them your little fat girl, maybe they can save everyone's lives!"
"You're ......!"
Tianhua struggled to get up and settle accounts with Mo Xiaoxian, who knew that he was really powerless, and if he moved slightly, his stomach would be uncomfortable!
"Look, look, is it wrong to call you a chubby girl? A girl's family doesn't know how to pay attention to maintaining her figure, so you can eat, which family will dare to want you in the future!"
"You wait, the old lady will sew up your broken mouth in a while!"
Mo Xiaoxian said disdainfully: "Cut! Just you, who are five big and three thick, do you know how to use needles and threads? Do you still want to sew the master's mouth, aren't you afraid of pricking your own hands?"
Tianhua sneered at each other: "Don't worry, the old lady's needlework is good, not only your mouth will be later, all the old ladies with eyes on your body will sew it up for you, to ensure that it will not leak air, and suffocate you bastard!"
No way!
Mo Xiaoxian's chrysanthemum for no reason tightened, and said secretly, this girl is really ruthless, it seems that it is better to provoke her less!
Seeing Mo Xiaoxian eating deflated in Tianhua, Liu Xiu continued: "Yes, suffocate this bastard!"
"Oh, Xiu, are you okay with your scars and forget the pain, and you dare to mess with the master, why can't the master provoke the heavenly painting and can't provoke you?"
Looking at Mo Xiaoxian's unkind eyes, Liu Xiu touched his cheek, which was still aching, and then realized that he was a little straightforward, and hurriedly said: "Did I say what I just said?
Seeing Liu Xiu cowardly, Tianhua said angrily: "What are you afraid of him doing? Now everyone can't move, just now he ate the most, we must get up first later, and then he won't let us knead and pinch flat!"
That's right! After the Heavenly Painting, Liu Xiu suddenly realized that this was an excellent opportunity for revenge, and immediately changed his words: "Lao Tzu just said, what's the matter? You bite me?"
Mo Xiaoxian looked at Liu Xiu with a smile and said, "Courage is commendable, the master will give you another chance, are you sure you still have to be provoked by that girl in Tianhua?"
Liu Xiu said awe-inspiringly: "This is not called provocation, this is called the united front! Don't worry, I'm not as ruthless as Tianhua, after she sews up and down your body, I will prick a few small eyes on your body to help you breathe, hehe! You don't have to thank me, because my name is Lei ...... , uh, Liu Feng!"
"Good! good!"
Mo Xiaoxian said three good words in a row, then closed his eyes, sealed his hands, and after a while, bursts of white mist appeared all over his body.
"Well, little ibis, what is he doing?"
Liu Xiu intuitively felt that the situation was not good, and hurriedly asked the little ibis beside Mo Xiaoxian for advice.
The little ibis grinned and said, "It's nothing! Brother Xiao Xian is using his luck to speed up the digestion of the food in his stomach!"
Hold the grass!
Liu Xiu was suddenly struck by lightning, and 10,000 Cao Nima were galloping in his heart, this is really not going to die if he doesn't die!