Chapter 6: The Edge of Laughter and Anger
"Sister, are you tired? Why don't I carry you?" Pang Dun turned around and looked at Lin Jing with a smile, looking at him expectantly, he couldn't bear to refuse.
On the stairway beside the mountain rock, the crowd is densely packed! During the 11th Golden Week, people who climb the mountain and seek immortals are crowded in the mountains. There were more than a dozen people in the crowd, which stood out a little in the sea of people.
The first to walk is a thirteen or fourteen-year-old fat man, behind eight or nine people, there are five or six young and beautiful beauties, from time to time can attract the attention of tourists.
The group arrived at the small county town at the foot of the mountain last night and set off early this morning, when the sun had reached the top, and it was the hottest time of the day. Lin Jing was already drenched in sweat, and her breathing was a little short. On the other hand, the little chubby dun who walked in the front acted like no one!
"Can you carry it?" Lin Jingqi chuckled, deliberately giving a cautious look at Pang Dun's figure. It's obvious that he looks down on the rhythm of the little chubby baby!
"I can carry it...... You can carry it, sister, you don't know, this mountain road is no different from the stone steps behind my house. Big fat often let me run up and down with the family's pet big white pig on my back, and he didn't allow me to eat without running three or five times, do you know that the big white pig really weighs seventy or eighty pounds!" Pang Dun said with a smirk, a pair of fleshy paws still gestured from time to time, and the big white pig in his mouth was compared to a behemoth by him!
"......!" Lin Jing suddenly lost the smile on her face!
It's a big fat again! Seventy or eighty pounds of heavy white pigs?!
Dead fat baby, you did it on purpose!
In everyone's minds, they couldn't help but think of a little fat man running panting on the stone road in the mountains with a big white pig larger than him...... and the big white pig kept struggling, opening its mouth and sticking out its long tongue, and the strange screams echoed!
Everyone in the group knows that Lao Dou, who looks like a fat baby, is a butcher who kills pigs, maybe this little fat man is really not a fool this time?
Later, the big white pig that came to mind was replaced by Lin Jing?
This strong sensory stimulation made everyone hold their bellies and lean against the rock wall, laughing happily!
"What are you laughing at? I'm telling the truth!" Pang Dun saw that the big guy was almost out of breath laughing, and reaffirmed it, the key is that the expression is quite in place!
"Fat baby...... Come here!" Lin Jing's fair skin on her face twitched slightly, and she squeezed out a smile on the edge of the outbreak, "Don't you want to carry your sister? Sister really can't walk, come on!"
The facial features of the chubby face are a little difficult to distinguish, especially when grinning, "I don't dare......!" Are you going to beat me? I don't want to! It hurts when you hit someone! The hardest thing is to pinch that little bit of flesh, it hurts so badly! I'm scared!"
"Fat baby...... Sister promises not to kill you!" Lin Jing gritted her teeth with hatred!
"My sister is so beautiful that the mountains and rivers change color, and the big lady who turns the world upside down can't do such a thing!" After speaking, he took a few steps back nervously.
Lin Jing couldn't cry or laugh helplessly!
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"Fat baby, or ...... Why don't you carry me, I really can't walk!" glasses said breathlessly as he clutched his belly with a smile. His body is indeed a little unbearable, and this is not a joke.
The fat baby smiled, "Okay, it's just that I only said half of it." Do you know what happened to the big white pig?"
"......?" everyone gave him an expectant look, and he really thought it would be the next laugh!
"I threw it down the mountain, I guess this will already be an immortal!"
“......”
Along the way, there were many jokes mixed with the fat baby's nonsense, which also made everyone's tired body and mind feel a little relaxed.
On the viewing platform near the top of the mountain, you can see the deep canyon, the cliffs are thousands, and the mountains and rocks are strange!
A fresh breeze hit, and the feeling of coolness swept through the body, and most of the fatigue along the way disappeared. The sudden change of mood will suddenly make people feel that this situation and this scene are open-minded!
"The Immortal Mirror of the World, it's so good......!
I don't know who said it, but this is said to be in the heart of the big guy.
"Okay, it's nothing special! It's similar to the mountain behind my house!" the fat baby showed disappointment, as if what he said was all heartfelt?
"Fat baby, can we not do this?" The glasses are a little dissatisfied, what do you mean that the mountain behind your house is almost the same? Anyway, this is also a national five-A scenic spot?
"What I said is true! Why doesn't anyone believe it? I don't think it's as good as the mountain behind my house!" the fat baby muttered, and immediately changed her face and asked with a grin, "Sister, this place is called the Immortal Residence, so there are immortals on this mountain?"
“......?”
"I don't know if there are immortals, but if you look at the dark and deep cliffs below, there should be monsters, and they are the kind of monsters that like to eat fat people! Especially those fat people who talk a lot!" Lin Jing said seriously.
Pang Dun pouted and smiled, stretching out a pair of chubby elbows, "What my sister said is so strange! What does that have to do with me? Monsters just like to eat fat people, people on earth know that my fat baby is just a lot of meat, I'm not fat, if my sister doesn't believe it, you can touch it, the meat can be strong!"
"Poof......!" Li Feng just poured the mineral water into his mouth and gushed out with wild laughter, and the position where poor Xiao Feifei was standing was just his downwind, and immediately cleaned his handsome long hair slightly!
The beauties also covered their mouths and chuckled.
"Fat baby, brother admires you to death! shameless and very serious!" Li Feng apologized to Xiao Feifei repeatedly, laughing and joking!
"......!" Lin Jing also looked at him speechlessly, but still explained with a smile, "The Immortal Residence was already a famous religious resort as early as the Song Dynasty, and there were many Taoist monks and Taoist celebrities, and at the same time, it also sent a message to the ancient emperors to attain the Tao and ascend to the Immortals, and the origin of the Immortal Residence also came from the Song Dynasty Song Zhenzong!
"My sister knows so much!" the fat baby looked at her with admiration, "It's the same as the Du Niang Encyclopedia I read before I left!"
“......!”
"Okay! damn little fat man, my sister promises not to kill you!" Lin Jing secretly hated in her heart, until she met the fat baby, she finally realized the feeling of hovering on the edge of anger and laughter all the time!
Suppressing the anger in her heart, Lin Jing, as the main initiator of this trip, can be regarded as the host, and beckoned everyone and said, "Let's move on, there are still many beautiful scenery waiting for us!"
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The sunset slowly went west, and the short one-day trip ended in the pleasant mood of enjoying the beautiful scenery and the countless laughter of the fat baby.
In the evening, the sun was already setting in the mountains behind him. Lin Jing led everyone to the back of a mountain cliff that had not been developed by tourism, but standing in the middle of the alpine jungle was a temple that looked a little dilapidated!
The temple is indeed a little dilapidated, there is no smell of incense at all, and it looks really weird!
The exterior walls of the temple are all made of all kinds of strange-shaped stones, and those stones, as well as this temple, will give people the atmosphere of time!
A sense of solemnity and solemnity arises spontaneously!
The temple has no face, but not far from the mottled gate stands a huge stone with the words "Stone Zen Temple" written in ancient font on the boulder!
Fat baby quotes: Fat baby speaks every word, does it have anything to do with me?