Chapter 272: The Mighty Ghost King Asks for a Bribe
Facing the poor unarmed villagers, Wu Song could not use force, but he could not let them punch and kick, so he could only turn around and leave.
The officers and soldiers had seen Wu Song's power, so they naturally did not dare to chase after him, and the villagers thought that he was a messenger of soul hooking, so it was good to drive him away, and they did not dare to chase after him.
Watching Wu Song turn out of the valley and disappear, the villagers cheered loudly and knelt down to kowtow to the wizard.
The wizard received the salute and said, "This god is about to return to heaven to restore his life!", after speaking, his whole body trembled, and he collapsed to the ground, and when the officers and soldiers helped him up, he said blankly: "Just now I smelled a fragrant wind in my nose, and the whole person was confused, and I don't know what happened." ”
When the villagers heard this, they were even more convinced, and they didn't dare to slack off, everyone rushed to quarry, and Lord Zhong and the wizard returned to the camp tent and said with a smile: "The fact that Xia Guan can be promoted one day is all the credit of Mr. ”
The two drank in the tent until the evening, when they were very drunk, and then they parted.
Wu Song walked out of the valley and heard a burst of cheers from the villagers, and couldn't help but smile bitterly: "I am a life-saving Bodhisattva, but you are a bull-headed horse face who asks for my life, and the evil ghost who asks for my life, but you regard it as a Bodhisattva who saves the suffering and saves the suffering, is it also the will of Heaven to destroy the village in Tianshen Village!"
He sat on a stone, thought about it, and wanted to go back to the village to take Pan Jinlian away, but he couldn't bear it, and it was difficult to explain to the women and children in the village, if he wanted to enter the quarry again, he was already infamous, and it was not appropriate to beat and scold the ignorant villagers when he entered.
He sat until the evening, when the moon rose for half a day, and his stomach was so hungry that he panicked, and he turned his heart to the side: "Go into the quarry again, get some wine and meat, fill your stomach, and kill the sorcerer who is harmful, and let out this bird's breath!"
Wu Song was worried that he would encounter officers and soldiers or villagers, so he didn't enter through the entrance, climbed in along the stone mountain, and wanted to go down from the quarrying mountain.
Call!
A cold wind blew, only to see the stone shadow shaking, Wu Song looked, it turned out that there was a round stone weighing four or five hundred catties on the mountain, crumbling in the cold wind, seeing that the surface of the stone has been weathered, it is estimated that it has been shaking here for I don't know how many years, it just didn't roll down, and I couldn't help but sigh secretly that the magic between heaven and earth.
Wu Song's heart moved: "If this stone rolls down, it will be the wizard's tent, since that guy said that the stone fell is the meaning of Taishang Laojun, I will act as Taishang Laojun, kick the stone down, see you are a ghost, go to the Lord of Yama, how to say the will of heaven." ”
Wu Song approached the boulder, raised his right foot, and was about to kick it down, when he suddenly saw a small mountain-like soles of his feet appear on the stone similar to his right foot at the bottom of the mountain, and he was stunned: "Could it be that there is really a god in this heaven and earth, and the barefoot immortal has come to manifest himself!"
"Poof!" he was happy when he thought about it: "It turned out that under the moon, the shadow of my feet, haha, I am a barefoot immortal!"
"Well, no, if you kick the stone down from here, you will definitely hit the stone below, and when the time comes, you won't be able to kill the wizard if you break it in two, what should I do?"
"That's right, that's right, didn't Su Quan say that with the way of the other, give back to the other, isn't this round stone the way of the wizard, and it can be used to heal the body. ”
Wu Song looked at the cobblestone carefully, there was a crack in the cobblestone, his heart flashed, and he immediately had a better idea: "The villagers are saved!"
Wu Song sat down, carefully considered his idea, and felt that it was foolproof, so he secretly climbed down the mountain, went to the kitchen, ate some meat indiscriminately, filled his stomach, found a bloody sheep's head, plucked one of the horns, lifted the sheep's head, and touched it into the wizard's tent.
Wu Song was sleeping soundly after drinking with Lord Zhong, Wu Song took a sheep's horn and stabbed him his thigh, and the wizard screamed, but was covered by a bloody big hand.
Wu Song held the sheep's head in one hand, put it on his head, and said in a sharp voice: "I am the ninety-nine days away from the Hate Palace, the powerful ghost king in front of the throne of the old monarch, you pretend to be a night wandering god today, and spread the will of the old monarch indiscriminately, originally the old monarch will have a volume of the book of heaven tomorrow, and give it to the Emperor Huizong of the Great Song Dynasty, but at this moment I was disturbed by you, and sent me to take your soul to the hell of Abi, and suffer from the fried!"
The wizard's nose was full of blood, and under the moonlight, there was a one-horned shadow on the ground, so frightened that he didn't feel drunk, his teeth were trigramming, and he said in a trembling voice: "Little.... The villain is guilty, please spare the ghost king!"
"Hey, I want to be a strong ghost king, I have killed countless people, since I followed Lao Jun, I have changed to a vegetarian diet, I don't want to kill people, but you are guilty, how can you let me be good. ”
The wizard heard that Wu Song had a tone of forgiving his life, and immediately said: "The villain will also be a vegetarian with the ghost king from now on, and after he goes back, he will send a wife and three concubines back, not touching women's sex, selling his belongings, relieving the poor, and asking the ghost king to spare his life!"
"Well, if you can do this, I will intercede with Lao Jun on your behalf, if Lao Jun does not agree, tomorrow night when the barefoot immortal comes here to rain down the book of heaven, I will come to take your life again!"
Thump!
The wizard knelt on the ground and kowtowed violently to Wu Song's shadow: "Please ask the ghost king to show the villain a way out!"
Wu Song waited for him to kowtow more than a hundred times before he sighed: "I thought that I had killed too many evils before, but now I am very soft-hearted, and it is also your creation, so I will show you a clear way!"
The wizard was overjoyed: "The ghost king is gracious, and the villain is unforgettable." ”
Wu Song said with a thought: "You can be grateful to me, I eat too much vegetarian, I have little taste in my mouth, and I haven't drunk wine for a long time!"
"The villain's tent just has two altars of good bamboo leaves!"
"Well, you take it, put it in front of you, and I'll enjoy it!"
The wizard didn't dare to get up, he used his hands and feet together, climbed to the corner of the wall, held the two altars of bamboo leaves, and didn't dare to look back, but crawled back and put it on Wu Song's shadow.
"Seeing your sincerity, I will pass on you a way to live, you listen well, tomorrow night, the barefoot immortal will pass down the book of heaven, what is written in the book of heaven is astronomy, people in the mortal world do not understand, originally sent the night wandering god to read aloud, you see the book of heaven, immediately go over to pick it up, read it aloud, I take your two jars of wine to invite the night wandering god to drink, slightly stop him, you read the book of heaven, it is a great achievement, Lao Jun will not blame again. ”
The wizard wept bitterly when he heard this: "The villain doesn't know astronomy, how can he read the book of heaven." ”
"That's your life, you deserve to die!"
The wizard suddenly crawled on the ground again, crawled under the bed, rummaged for a long time, found a brocade box, and crawled back: "Ghost King, there is a purple jade hairpin in the brocade box, which is very precious, it is the villain who did it for Master Cai, he gave it to the villain, please accept it with a smile." ”
Wu Songxin said: "You wizard, you actually bribed the gods, haha, last time the jade bead hairpin of the golden lotus caused official trouble, and the eldest brother returned it to the shopkeeper, and this one was just given to her." ”
"Well, the secret of heaven must not be revealed, you cover your ears, I will chant the book of heaven to the moon, you can't listen!"
The wizard was overjoyed, and immediately covered his ears with his hands, in fact, his palms were puffed up, and he could understand everything.