Chapter 19: The Sperm Delivery Boy
Xiang Fei patted his forehead, thinking that he was not so handsome that he was earth-shattering, and let a professional woman look at it and pay for it, and he was sure that there was something wrong with this woman.
The Great Sage smiled, the monkey's head shook, and his hairy fingers pointed, "Hehe, count you kid smart, that's a female fox demon, specializing in sucking people's yang essence"!
Xiang Fei smacked his tongue, there was really a fox spirit in the world, no wonder that woman's every move could hook the soul, making every man irresistible, so he pointed to the door, "Then what should I do?
"Don't make a sound, don't open the door, don't pay attention to it!" The Great Sage waved his hand and lay down again.
Xiang Fei slowly sat down on the bed, thinking of the scenes of fox spirits sucking people into human beings in those film and television works, and didn't understand why the Great Sage wanted to let go of this harmful goblin.
"Didn't you like to fight goblins before?
"My Buddha is merciful, all evil can turn back to good, become a Buddha on the ground, give it a chance first~~", the great sage lay in Xiang Fei's mind, half-squinted, and the crossed Erlang's legs swayed from time to time, as if he was telling the truth.
Xiang Fei immediately put on a pretense that he was not a three-year-old child, but he was not so easy to deceive, obviously not believing his words.
After only two or three days of contact, he felt that this great sage who was a hanger Lang Lang didn't look like a decent fairy at all, and if he couldn't beat it, he couldn't beat it, and he had to say anything about letting others give it a chance.
Sensing Xiang Fei's contempt, how could the Great Sage endure it? Suddenly he jumped up and scolded with a smile: "Is it okay to give some face? Anyway, I am also an immortal, so I have to tell the truth, so that this Great Sage can't come to the stage?"
"You want to save face, right? Face is more important than life? If it breaks in, what will we do? I can't handle it? When the time comes, it will suck you by the way!"
Xiang Fei didn't believe that the wooden door could block a fox spirit, he had just finished refining his body, he only touched the threshold of cultivation, and he didn't even enter the door.
"Hehe, you don't know, I'm the Holy Buddha of Fighting, and the Buddha also has to fight for a breath, isn't anger just face"?
The great sage, who was talking eloquently, felt that Xiang Fei was about to go berserk, and then added: "Of course, life is also very important"!
Xiang Fei was too lazy to argue with it, remembering that its mana was weak, and it had to recover for a long time even after destroying the evil ghost in the police force, and knew that it couldn't count on it, so he came to the window to see if there was an escape route.
This room is on the third floor, and there is a big billboard under the window, which should be able to go down to the first floor, Xiang Fei checked it before he put his mind at ease, and suddenly thought that from just now to now, there has been no movement outside the door, is the fox spirit gone?
"Well, let's go!" said the Great Sage after a moment of silence.
Xiang Fei was about to breathe a sigh of relief, but the Great Sage continued without being shocked: "There are many people during the day, it is not easy to start, it is estimated that it will come again at night"!
"Then I'll go and leave the room and live in another place!" With that, Xiang Fei walked towards the door and was about to open the door and leave.
"Slow"! The Great Sage stopped, "Don't open the door yet, she may not have left! Moreover, leaving this place may not be useful!"
"It has just remembered your breath, and wherever you go, it will come to the door"!
The Great Sage suddenly became serious, and his two eyes that shone with golden light did not blink for a moment.
Xiang Fei thought about it and felt that it made sense, so he sat back on the bed and fell into deep thought with his head propped up.
"Alas, I have a teacher, how can I forget such an important thing", he suddenly thought!
Although the master on the treasure digging doesn't know if it's reliable or not, and he can't get out now anyway, Xiang Fei plans to give it a try, and the dead horse will be used as a live horse doctor!
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After digging around and throwing everything in his pocket on the white bed, he finally found the phone with a crack in the screen, and the dark ashlar the size of the ring box next to it.
"Fortunately, the mobile phone can still be used!" After the screen glowed, Xiang Fei breathed a sigh of relief.
"Dig out the treasure, search for the micro thunder method, the price is 8100"!
After Xiang Fei thought about the order again, he did so, and suddenly shouted, "Damn, it's really there"!
I saw a list of shops above, and the goods were also varied, including those selling charms, books, pendants, robes, etc., and the prices ranged from a few dollars to hundreds or thousands.
Xiang Fei chuckled and pulled the screen, sure enough, they were all charlatans, and they felt so fake when they looked at these pictures!
"Damn, there are still those who teach spells with a price tag of tens of thousands"?
Seeing a striking price, Xiang Fei was stunned, someone really paid, local tyrant, you know, all his current belongings are only tens of thousands of yuan, and people are really better than people.
After looking at all the shops, Xiang Fei clicked on one of the shops that taught the Qingwei Thunder Method, "Well, there is only this one with a price tag of 8100, it should be him"!
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"Ding Dong~"
Click on the chat software, and a familiar voice comes.
Xiang Fei typed a line of words with difficulty on the shattered screen, "Hello, you are teaching the Qingwei Dao method"?
It didn't take long for the other party to reply, "Dear, yes, but please place an order first~~ smiley"!
Xiang Fei smiled dumbly, he couldn't imagine that the legendary bull-nosed Taoist priest would also use this kind of treasure digging body, and then he thought about it, maybe this is customer service!
"Are you a customer service or a boss? I'm looking for a boss, I have something important!" After pressing the send button, Xiang Fei waited anxiously.
After the other party was silent for a while, he replied, "Dear, our store is operated on a small basis, and the customer service and boss are all my own~~ smiling face"!
Xiang Fei sprayed rice, fortunately, breakfast was digested, only a big mouthful of turbid air came out, are the current Taoist priests so trendy? By the way, Taoist priests also have women, and the other party should be a little Taoist aunt, otherwise it wouldn't be so trendy and cute. But such a little Dao girl, can the Dao Law work? Xiang Fei was a little skeptical.
"Is your Dao method an authentic Dao Sect Qingwei Sect technique?
After waiting for a long time, the other party replied, "Love the letter, don't believe in it, don't bother the labor and management soar~~ angry"!
Xiang Fei was stunned, this little Dao Gu still has a big temper, turning her face is the same as turning a book, is it the legendary bull-nosed Xiao Dao Gu? Such a person should not be a liar, right?
At this point, he finally convinced himself to believe in this shop, and continued typing, "It was my father who called me here, and I am in big trouble now, and a vixen is eyeing me"!
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It didn't take long for the other party to send a QR code and a line of words "Scan the code and talk to friends later"!
Xiang Fei did so, the other party turned on the video, the chat software turned on the camera, and soon, a man with short eight-character eyebrows and a full heavenly court appeared in the mobile phone, looking like he was in his 30s.
Just now, this uncle's smiling face and kissing made people mistakenly think that he was a beautiful and cute little aunt? At the moment of seeing the picture, if the other party didn't know Xiang Dad, Xiang Fei would have vomited in front of him.
"Heh, sure enough, he looks quite similar to Senior Brother Dian! Little Senior Nephew, what is your name?" The other party took a closer look at Xiang Fei, raised his short eight-character eyebrows slightly, and asked seriously. This person's name is Fenghua, a disciple of the 65th generation of the Qingwei faction, and Xiang Fei's uncle.
Hearing the other party call Xiang Dad a senior brother, Xiang Fei knew what to call him.
"Oh, you just said that a fox demon is eyeing you?
"Female Fox"!
"Hmm~~", after Fenghua heard this, his expression was indifferent, as if he was listening to a trivial matter, and he looked not afraid, Xiang Fei was happy in his heart, it seemed that he had found the right person.
Unexpectedly, the next moment, Fenghua raised his short eight-character eyebrows again, and said with a serious face: "This thing is not easy to do, you are ready to dedicate some yang actuarium." It's not that Uncle Feng doesn't help you, and you provoke a female fox demon who has cultivated a complete human body, even if it's your uncle~ I'm there, and suddenly I don't have the power to resist. In your current situation, the best thing to do is to close your eyes and enjoy it!"
You must know that foxes can cultivate into demon pills in 200 years, but it takes 500 years to cultivate into human bodies, but once they have a human body, it is equivalent to having the strength of a cultivator in the Great Perfection Realm of Qi Refining Realm, which should not be underestimated.
This Fenghua is only in the middle of the 5th layer realm of the Qi Realm, and he has just gathered a golden qi pill the size of a grain of rice, and he doesn't have enough time to prepare magic weapons and props, let alone in front of him, let him save Xiang Fei out of thin air like this, and it is indeed difficult for some clever women to cook without rice, so they said the method with the least cost.
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Xiang Fei's head was about to explode, he didn't expect this Uncle Feng to be informal, so unconventional as to say such things to his juniors, it was too unexpected.
"Don't worry, the current fox demons don't like they used to suck people dry, they also know the truth of sucking more thin essence, at most they will suck away one-tenth of a person's yang essence, like you are so young, it will be relieved in a few days, and it will not hurt the ...... of life." Fenghua's short eight-character eyebrows were slightly raised, his expression was still serious, and he said lightly.
Looking at the book that was so serious that it looked like a ridiculous Uncle Feng, Xiang Fei fell on the bed in frustration, it was really unreliable, there were still such elders, and they were so frank that they let the juniors close their eyes and enjoy them when they faced the female fox demon, and said that they didn't have to worry, they would recover in a few days, and they didn't consider the feelings of the juniors, and the feelings were not that he was not in a hurry when he met the fox demon.
"Hey, why did the world spin all of a sudden? I was dizzy......" whispered from the phone.
Xiang Fei sighed a few times, and only after holding the phone up did he say weakly: "Uncle Feng, quickly find a way to save me, I just built the Dao Foundation, and I don't want to lose my yang essence like this!"
He also wants to cultivate hard and learn the immortal magic powers of the Great Sage, besides, although the female fox demon looks very enchanting, you can think of the scene of the fox demon turning people into human beings in those film and television pictures, he is stunned in his heart, and he would rather die than send sperm to the boy, and will never let it suck up the yang essence.
"The other party is so powerful, I really can't let you ...... in a while and a half Wait, what's that"?
Feng Hua, who was originally seriously refusing, suddenly twisted his short eight-character eyebrows, looked at Xiang Fei's head, and asked in surprise.