057 This colored monk is so shameless!
Chirping!
Pushing open the door, a cold wind came to his face, and Wang San couldn't help but shiver. Pen ~ fun ~ pavilion www.biquge.info
Zhang Yuanwai was the first to greet him, holding a ceramic vial in his hand, handed it to Wang San, and said, "Master, this is bone-setting wine, which is good for your injuries." ”
"Bone-setting wine?" Wang San muttered to himself, he wanted to reach out and take it, but after thinking about it again, he felt that it was inappropriate, so he didn't reach out to take it after all.
If he just takes it like this, how can he maintain the image of a high monk? He is still counting on getting some good wine from Zhang's family so that he can go back and reward the ghost elder!
With wine, you can learn the rest of the posture from the ghost elder, and you can unravel the poison in your body.
These days, Wang San has experienced the peculiarity of "lying on the ground and bending his knees", although this posture is not very elegant, but the effect is surprisingly good.
As Elder Ghost said, if he learned all the postures and drove away the toxins from his body for many years, it would be effortless.
Compared to the toxins in the body, what is this pain in the shoulder? Wang San smiled indifferently and said calmly: "The staff is polite, this injury is not a big deal, I believe that the staff has heard the "King Kong Does Not Damage Body Divine Skill"!"
As soon as they heard this name, the expressions of the people present were different, and they all had their own thoughts.
Some people thought: "The monk in front of him is the first seat of the hall, and he should have practiced this divine skill." From this point of view, this small injury really does not need to be bone-set. ”
"The magic skill in the master's mouth, is it the supreme magic skill that can only be learned by the first seat of the Five Dragons Temple, cultivated to the realm of Dacheng, invulnerable, invulnerable, invulnerable?" Shan Ming took the lead in speaking, his eyes were hot, flashing with a thick color of greed.
"That's right!" Wang San calmly spat out two words.
As soon as these words came out, the greed in Shan Ming's eyes became more and more intense, and in addition, there was a trace of viciousness and ruthlessness......
"I wonder if the master's magic skills can be accomplished?" Shan Ming asked tentatively.
"Hmph, if you want to trick me, you kid is too tender. Wang San heard that Shan Ming had ulterior motives, so he naturally would not answer truthfully, smiled mysteriously, looked up at the sky, and said after a while: "Yiming donor, you look up." ”
Hearing this, Shan Ming glanced at Wang San suspiciously, then looked up, and the others also raised their heads when they saw this.
But no matter how they looked, they didn't see anything special.
"Master, there are only clouds in the sky?" said the old butler suspiciously.
Wang San didn't answer, but looked at Shan Ming and asked, "Lord Yi Ming, what do you see?"
"Clouds. Shan Ming replied without thinking.
Wang San smiled mysteriously, shook his head slightly, and said, "No, Yiming donor, there are no clouds in the sky, but there are more people watching it, and it becomes a cloud." ”
The people listened to it in a fog, and they didn't understand the meaning of Wang San's words at all, but Zhang Yuanwai was intoxicated, repeating Wang San's words in his mouth.
Wang San was very satisfied with everyone's expressions, and said again: "Yiming is the master, and the same is true of divine skills, I hope you don't cling to appearances!"
As soon as the words fell, Zhang Yuanwai yelled violently: "I see, I understand! I understand!"
"Your uncle, don't you want to be so sudden, how old are you, and I'm still shocked, I'm afraid that my liver is about to be scared out of you. Wang Sanzheng was intoxicated with his flickering technique, and Zhang Yuanwai's roar almost didn't scare him out of the sick, but he had no choice but to take a deep breath to calm the injured heart.
Wang Sanqi was halfway inhaled, and Zhang Yuanwai appeared in front of him, and said excitedly: "The master is full of Zen machines, and the old man admires it." ”
At this moment, Wang San finally understood that it was no accident that he was able to fool Zhang Yuanwai, and Zhang Yuanwai's obsession with Buddhism was almost crazy.
Perhaps it is precisely because of this that Zhang Yuanwai will often go to Wulong Temple to donate incense money.
Wang San didn't want to delve into this issue, he felt that if he had no choice but to do so in the future, he would never mention those specious words in front of Zhang Yuanwai.
"You don't have to be like this, didn't you ask about the bathroom before? This matter is very important, and I ask the staff to borrow a step to speak!" Wang San deliberately pressed his tone very seriously, just to divert the topic, he really didn't want to see Zhang Yuanwai's startled appearance, I am afraid that Zhang Yuanwai will not be crazy by then, he will already be crazy.
Zhang Yuan's face was solemn outside, as if he realized the seriousness of the matter, coughed twice, and ordered: "Let's disperse!" After a pause, he said, "Butler, you lead Yimingxian's nephew to the living room to wait." ”
Everyone left one after another, and Zhang Yuanwai led Wang San to his study.
A courtyard of Zhang's family.
Zhang Xiaoyu fidgeted, her face worried, she was worried that the two maids would tell the story of what they saw her.
"What should I do?"
"Why was I so impulsive at that time! That's right, it's all because of that monk, stinky and perverted, taking off his pants in front of people......"
Although he thought so, Zhang Xiaoyu was a little worried.
"Monk Se doesn't seem to know I'm here, huh...... I don't know if that stick knocked him to death, Daddy called him a master, he shouldn't die so easily!"
"Hmm, why am I worried about him? It's good that this monk is dead, who let him stare at people, but ......"
Zhang Xiaoyu rubbed his head, pouted, and said angrily: "This Qiao'er, go to inquire about the news, why haven't you come back after so long." ”
After a while, Zhang Xiaoyu saw a figure and muttered, "It's Qiao'er!" and hurriedly ran over and asked, "Qiao'er, how is it?"
This matter is very important, Qiao'er held her breath and told them what happened after they left.
After listening to Qiao'er's story, Zhang Xiaoyu finally breathed a sigh of relief, according to Qiao'er, if it wasn't for the monk Nase to stop them, Xiaocui and the others would tell the truth of the matter sooner or later.
"Could it be that I misunderstood the monk?" Zhang Xiaoyu was puzzled, but Wang San stared at her with squinting eyes before, and that feeling was definitely not wrong.
"Qiao'er, did you just say that Daddy finally took the monk to the study?" Zhang Xiaoyu looked at Qiao'er and asked.
"Well, it's time to go to the study. ”
"What is Daddy taking him to the study for?" Zhang Xiaoyu couldn't figure it out, so he decided to find out and beckoned Qiao'er: "Follow me to the study." ”
"Miss, have you forgotten that no one is allowed to go to the master's study. ”
Hearing Qiao'er say this, Zhang Xiaoyu remembered that there was indeed such a thing, but if he didn't figure it out, he panicked.
After hesitating for a while, Zhang Xiaoyu still couldn't bear it, and decided to go in person, even if he didn't go in, it was okay to eavesdrop.
In the distance, Zhang Xiaoyu saw two figures in the study, she quickened her pace, cautiously came to the outside of the study, and listened attentively.
As soon as he heard the first sentence, Zhang Xiaoyu's whole person was not good, this monk was too shameless!
actually said in front of her father that she had a crush on him!