CHAPTER XXXVI

Nuwa mended the sky and stabbed her sword at the bearded old man's right shoulder.

The sloppy old drunkard saw the thin girl stabbing with a sword, he smiled, his body deviated to the left, and he deviated to a very weird angle, and his lower body was almost touching the ground, but he still didn't fall.

He supported his chin with one hand, picked up the wine gourd at his waist with one hand, and poured another sip of wine.

turned around, and didn't forget to smile lewdly at the thin girl who was obviously stunned, revealing a rusty mouthful of old yellow teeth, and stretched out her scarlet tongue and licked the wine stains at the corners of her mouth.

After Nuwa was stunned for a while, she didn't do any battle between heaven and man,

Throw the 'bullfight' in his hand, lift the trouser hem and step on the calf leg bone of the old drunkard.

This step, the old drunkard didn't dodge. Unexpectedly, he was lightly kicked by Nuwa and stepped his body into the rock-solid granite staircase. It didn't matter if he stepped into the stairs, but his head fell.

The thin girl was startled, quickly retreated, hid behind Xu Xiaoxian, grabbed the young monk's left arm, and watched this unbelievable scene.

The yellow sky is white, the scorching sun is in the sky, is this a living hell?

And then.

Nuwa mended the sky and saw an even more weird and gloomy scene.

The bearded old drunkard's head that fell to the ground flew up, and he grinned at Nuwa Mending the Sky, and said:

"Little sister, this little girl is so domineering, she actually trampled me to death. The old brother took the first step. If you don't burn more paper money, get some water and wine, and get a few mothers-in-law for the old brother, then the old brother will be unhappy, and he will go to the underworld to sue you, and let the king of Yama tick your name in the book of life and death, and let you come to the underworld to accompany me. ”

In the sudden scene, Nuwa mended the sky and was so frightened that her body was cold, like falling into an ice cellar, grabbing Xu Xiaoxian's arm, trembling.

"Old wine head, you really have you. ”

Xu Xiaoxian pinched Nuwa's face and laughed.

The old drunkard dropped his head and looked at Xu Xiaoxian, grinning:

“

As the saying goes, having drunk together, killing people together, and peeing together is an iron-clad friendship.

Xu Xiaoyou, more than ten years ago, you took me to steal chickens and ducks, roast field chickens, and peeked at the belly of the township mother-in-law Bai Huahua's skin, this love is bigger than the sky, and the old brother wrote it down.

Back then, I originally wanted to carry a pot of old wine to Hug Pushan, but I thought that I couldn't beat you Chixia Master, so I had to give up.

Today, you came to Ganqishan, the old brother has nothing else, the wine and meat are full, and the women are full.

In this Ganqi Mountain, the two-legged ones, all the squatting and peeing, you dare to look at it, not to mention the tigress with a pattern, it is Lao Tzu's daughter, and the old brother will definitely not frown. ”

"Old winemaker, you drank the wine and talked nonsense, Lao Tzu is very sober. Lao Tzu is really going to take a fancy to your daughter, you have to dare to repay the debt, when you were outside Vermilion Bird City, you had to drink other people's bath water, Lao Tzu had a few taels of white wine, but he may not be able to control his mouth. Xu Xiaoxian raised his eyebrows, his forehead was vaguely purple, and his soft facial features were still indescribably pleasing.

The old wine head with only one head left, like a chicken pecking rice, responds to the sound.

Old wine head?

This old bastard with a scruffy beard, who was stepped into the mud by his own foot, and who lost his head, is the lord of Ganqi Mountain, who has twice sneaked into the palace of the Southern Chu Dynasty to steal wine and drink, and also retreated with his whole body?

From a peasant girl, she became the county lord of Nanchu with a different surname, and the single thin girl with the surname Nuwa suddenly woke up, and the trace of fear of femininity in her heart dissipated in an instant, and she immediately became angry and spicy, pointing to the nose of the old wine head, and scolded angrily: "The old man is not ashamed, he pretends to be dead in broad daylight, why don't you really die?" You shameless old guy, who is your daughter and who is unlucky, you should die cleanly." ”

The old wine man who was left with only one head laughed, and then admitted: "The county lord of Mending Heaven is right, the old brother will die, die cleanly, so as not to be the county lord." ”

As soon as the old winehead's head finished speaking, he slammed into the towering tree a foot away.

There were three crashes.

For the first time, he knocked out a mouth full of yellow teeth, and he didn't forget to grin at Nuwa Mending the Sky, revealing the scarlet and bloody gums.

The second time, after hitting the tree, two of his eyeballs fell out of their sockets and could still turn when they fell to the ground. The thin girl was so frightened that she had to turn her head away.

The third time, the head of the old wine head actually crashed into the branch of the big tree, stuck, and couldn't get in, and couldn't pull it out when he wanted to. There was also a muffled voice coming from the trunk of the tree.

"Lord Mending Heaven help the old brother pull out his head, the old brother is stuck in the tree, and it is not easy to die cleanly. ”

When the thin girl who didn't turn her head heard this vague and obscene voice, she lost control again, was furious, her eyes were red, she gritted her teeth and stomped her feet: "Xu Xiaoxian, I'm not going up the mountain, I'm going down the mountain." ”

After Nuwa finished speaking, she ran down the mountain without looking back.

Xu Xiaoxian looked at the broken head in the trunk, shook his head, and shouted 'Return to the sheath', and the two-foot-six sharp blade 'Bullfighting' returned to the sheath.

Xu Xiaoxian's figure flashed, and instantly rushed behind the thin girl, and carried her on her shoulders without saying anything.

The young monk no longer cared about the head stuck in the trunk of the towering tree, and there were ripples under his feet, carrying the county lord who had already cried pear blossoms and rain, and soared into the blue sky, all the way to the top of the mountain, washing the corpse.

The old drunkard, who was extremely obscene in the eyes of the Lord of Mending Heaven, stood outside the door of the corpse washing temple, looking at them with a smile.

I can't remember how many years, the old Taoist Li Daniu took Xu Xiaoxian all the way south and met the old wine head outside Vermilion Bird City.

This sloppy old drunkard followed the master and apprentice all the way, and followed him shamelessly for half a month.

Xu Xiaoxian stole chickens and ducks, roasted field chickens, and he didn't work hard. But once the meal is opened, this faceless and skinless old wine head, picking fat and thin, chickens want to eat chicken legs, and field chickens also pick the fattest, he is not happy to be roasted until the outside is charred and tender inside, and after eating, he pulls and picks his teeth with thatch on the side of the road, and he is always separated, and the wine is sky-high.

Xu Xiaoxian remembered that in those days, when he saw the old wine head's mouth full of teeth that were yellower than vegetable leaves, not to mention his appetite, he even had to vomit out the overnight meal.

At that time, the veteran Li Daniu also hated him.

It's a pity that whoever thinks he is changing his way to respond to himself, plus the old guy can't drive away, and he also hooks his shoulders and backs to advance and retreat with Xu Xiaoxian as brothers, and shamelessly learns Xu Xiaoxian to call the old Taoist Li Daniu a master, and the master and apprentice have nothing to do, so they have to acquiesce.

What Xu Xiaoxian remembers most clearly is that when he went to a farmer's field to steal cucumbers, the old wine head also followed, but he didn't know which tendon was wrong, and said that he wanted to see if the farmer's mother-in-law's belly was white.

It's a bad thing to do. The old winemaker was caught by the peasant man, and he made a hemp rope and fell it on the orange tree, saying that he would kill him.

Of course, the peasant man was just talking, and when the honest peasant man raised his hoe, the old wine man's head fell off very cooperatively.

Naturally, that day also staged the drama of losing his head today.

Xu Xiaoxian conservatively estimated that the man who was facing the loess with his back to the sky should have been scared out of the and urine at that time.