Chapter 34: Wooden Fish

"Honey hey, hey, hey—rock sugar gourd!"

"Sharpen the scissors - kitchen knives!"

"Boom - sweet - persimmon - not astringent - astringent and change!"

"Clamped! Clamped!"

"Let's let go!

"Cloth--new cloth--cheap good cloth!

"Monkey - big monkey! Demon Mountain Demon Land Demon Monkey!"

......

Songyang Changsheng, thousands of miles of town, since ancient times three points of smoke bridge, four doors of the grand scene, thousands of shops, 10,000 mansions, at a glance by the mountain and water, the dragon and the tiger, that is, the holy land of feng shui, self-contained town hub, the ten miles long street, the banner exhibition, the eight-point treasure land, the shop buildings are lined up, the high wind curtain Teng Xiao drum, the car is like flowing water and the horse is like a dragon, the prosperity of the nearby hundred miles, covering the flower of thousands of miles.

"Uncle!"

"Alas, baby!"

People are like weaving, cars and horses are like rainbows, thousands of categories, Vientiane world!

And only when he came here, did Xiao Yun know that he was walking in a normal realm, and the vast majority of people here were still ordinary and ordinary earthly disciples who had lived an indifferent life, not those lonely masters who flew around, nor those scholars who were literate and crepe.

"Uncle!"

"Alas, baby, you say!"

"Uncle, do you know Liuting Hutong?"

"Liuting Hutong?"

The old man of coarse cloth stood with his head tilted back, dazed, unable to remember, waved his hand, shook his head, squinted and smiled: "I don't know, I don't know!

"Haven't heard of it?"

Xiao Yun wondered, is this old man from this town?

Frowning, Xiao Yun thanked him, walked through the crowd, and looked up at the plaque 'Luojiabuzhuang'!

"Hey, little elder, come on, come in and take a look! Come in and take a look! Our Luojia Cloth Village is the leading big cloth village in our Songyang Town! The absolute price is fair, and Tong Su is not bullied!"

The selling guy was enthusiastic, and as soon as he saw Xiao Yun coming, he immediately grabbed Xiao Yun and pulled him into the store, chattering: "And our old boss has just come in a batch of fine green cloth from Beiling City, which is specially for the monks and masters, come and take a look!"

"Amitabha!"

Xiao Yun didn't like to be pulled by him, so he shook him away with a slight shock: "Good!"

The guy saw Xiao Yun wearing a Ming yellow monk's robe, so he guessed that Xiao Yun was a rich monk, and he saw that Xiao Yun was small, so he didn't care, he pulled it when he came up, and he was shocked to know that he seemed to have run into the master!

"Yo! It turned out to be a high-ranking monk!"

But not only was he not afraid, but he was even more overjoyed: "Little Elder!"

This is a rich man!

"Whatever you want, feel free to ask!

“...... Amitabha!"

Xiao Yun faintly regretted that he didn't learn the meditation mantra, so he had to look at the guy: "Donor, the little monk doesn't buy cloth, I just want to ask the donor if he knows where Liuting Hutong is?"

"Liuting Hutong?"

The guy sounded strange: "I seem to have heard of it!" knocked his head, frowned again, and said, "But I won't be able to remember it for a while!" After finishing speaking, he bent down and smiled and said: "Why don't you go and ask elsewhere, we are selling cloth, not selling roads, I know that the designation will tell you, but I don't know, you might as well move to ask another question!

"So, excuse me!"

This is a rush, just to say politely, Xiao Yun didn't stay long, apologized, turned around and went out, and asked the aunt next to him

"Do you know about Liuting Hutong?"

"Yo, little elder, I really haven't heard of this! We have a Liuyun Hutong here, but there is really no Liuting Hutong!"

"Oh?"

Xiao Yun frowned, so he had to find another place to ask.

But I don't know if it's bad luck or what, I asked twenty or thirty people in a row, but I don't know!

This made Xiao Yun wonder slightly in his heart: "A fifth-level, tenth-level task point, so difficult to find?"

Xiao Yun really didn't believe it!

"Someone said before that there is a Liuyun Hutong, could it be there?"

The heart said that it could be that the people here remembered the wrong name and remembered the name?

When he raised his eyes and saw a kind-faced person, he went up and said politely: "Donor, I'm bothering! Do you know Liuyun Hutong?"

"I know, I know!"

The man was clumsy, with a round face and a big head, and said with a smile: "Little Elder, I'll take you over!"

"Ah..." Xiao Yun didn't expect this person to take the initiative, after thinking about it, he saluted again: "Thank you, donor!"

"It's okay, it's okay"

This person smiled, and took his head forward, Xiao Yun followed him, turned left and right, the flow of people gradually decreased, and the green bricks and moss around him became quiet.

"Right ahead!"

"Well, thank you, donor!"

"It's okay, you, don't thank you! don't thank you!

He smiled and scratched his head, led Xiao Yun to turn a corner again, and the front suddenly opened up, and he saw an old man with a goatee who was setting up a fortune teller on the opposite side, and behind the old man was a quiet alley, in which there were only a few young women holding each other's hands, laughing and laughing, and going in and out of the house.

"Little Elder, that's Liuyun Hutong!"

"Thank you, donor!"

Xiao Yun saluted again, and this person smiled again: "It's okay, it's okay, I'm walking and playing anyway!"

"Alas, Tokuko!"

"Old blind, it's me!"

"Little rabbit, call the blind master!"

"Shh

Dezi pursed his lips, glanced at the fortune teller, and then pointed at him and smiled at Xiao Yunhan and said secretly: "Little Elder, don't pay attention to that old blind man, that's a fool!"

"Hey, you little rabbit!" the fortune teller was annoyed: "You really think that if the blind man is blind, he can't beat you little bastard, right?"

Angrily jumped up from his 'poof', grabbed a wooden strip from the ground and ran over!

"Ahh

Dezi was so frightened that he didn't care about Xiao Yun, and ran away as soon as he turned around!

"Little Elder, I'm leaving, I'm leaving!"

"Little bunny, don't you have a kind.... Ahh

The old blind man was about to run to Xiao Yun's side, but he suddenly saw something incredible in the middle, and suddenly screamed loudly, and then turned his head and his speed suddenly increased and hit the wall with a bang, and he actually knocked a piece of the bluestone wall into it!

"Stop!"

When he didn't hit it, there was a cold drink from behind, and the fortune teller immediately 'pounced' and knelt on the ground and didn't dare to raise his head and tremble!

Xiao Yun looked strange and stepped forward.

As a result, if Xiao Yun took a step, the fortune teller would be three points shorter, and if he took a step, the fortune teller would be three points shorter on the ground!

Xiao Yun only took three steps, and the fortune teller lay on the ground in big characters, planting his face into the ground!

In that way, I was terrified and frightened, sweating like pulp, and I wanted to bury myself in the ground!

Xiao Yun saw his situation, afraid that he would really scare him to death, so he took a step back, and then said strangely: "Are you afraid of me?"

"No.. Not... Not... Not.. !”

The fortune teller is facing the ground, his mouth is dirt, he stammers and panics!

"You're not afraid of me?"

"No, no, no, I'm afraid, I'm afraid, I'm afraid!"

"Huh?"

Xiao Yun frowned: "Get up and talk well!"

"Goo-dong!"

The fortune teller swallowed his saliva fiercely, his face was pale and trembling and he tried his best to stand up, but as soon as he stood up, he fell to the ground with a soft thud, and he didn't dare to say a word, only kowtowed desperately!

"Huh?"

Dezi, who had just run away, ran back again, and laughed when he saw him like this: "Old blind, didn't you say that even the abbot of Qingshan Temple is not afraid, why did you be paralyzed by fright when you saw the little elder?"

"I, I, I, I, I....!"

'Knock knock!'

I wanted to defend myself, but I stammered and didn't say anything, and then I just kowtowed desperately!

Xiao Yun was speechless!

frowned and asked him, "Are you a demon?"

'Knock knock!'

"It's a demon?!"

Shocked and hurriedly shook his head: "No, no, no, no, no, no!!"

"And you're a ghost?"

"Yes, yes, too....!"

"Then you're a demon?"

"No, no, no, no, no....!!"

"Then you are neither a demon, nor a ghost, nor a demon, so what are you afraid of me for?"

"Knock knock knock!"

It's a desperate kowtow again!

Xiao Yun was annoyed, and with a wave of his hand, he snorted coldly: "If you knock one more, I will abolish you!"

"Boom!"

"Ugh!"

His inertia was too great, and he knocked again! The next moment he was so frightened that he fainted with a burp!

"Wow!"

Xiao Yun laughed angrily!

For the first time, I knew I could scare people!

"Little Elder, he's pretending!"

The Dezi next to him was hehe, he rolled up his sleeves and said, "Little Elder, don't worry, I have a way to treat him!"

Saying that, hehe, Han smiled and went over and grabbed the fortune teller's legs, and threw it up, and it was a big windmill that smashed to the ground with a 'bang'!

"Boom!"

What a big hole!

The fortune teller in the pit foamed at the mouth, rolled his eyes, and curled his goatee, like a real goat!

Xiao Yun was dumbfounded at this time, and glanced at Na Dezi: "You threw him to death?"

"Hey, no, no!"

Dezi smiled and scratched his head, stretched out his foot and kicked Na Dezi: "Blind, the little elder asked you, are you dead?

"Poof!"

The fortune teller hurriedly turned over and knelt on the ground, trembling, but he didn't dare to kowtow again!

"Forget it!"

Xiao Yun was really speechless, and he didn't bother to know who he was, so he only frowned and asked him again: "I think you are a fortune teller, you should be well-informed, let me ask you, do you know Liuting Hutong?"

When the fortune teller heard this, he immediately stepped back to the fortune teller booth with a 'whoosh' step, quickly took out a pen and paper, wrote it three times and divided it by two, and then 'swished' came over and lay on the ground with both hands respectfully and presented it to Xiao Yun.

Xiao Yun took it, looked at it, and glanced at the fortune teller again: "See me in the future, you don't have to kneel down!"

The fortune teller only nodded vigorously!

Seeing this, Xiao Yun shook his head and couldn't speak, so he turned around and left.

He walked for a while, and Dezi kicked the fortune teller who was still lying on his stomach and didn't dare to move: "Hey, blind, no one is gone!"

"Plop!"

When the fortune teller heard this, he immediately turned over and fell to the ground, exhaling and inhaling in a big gulp, exhaling and inhaling!

"Ouch ouch ouch ouch my old life! my old life oh ouch ouch oh scared to death! scared to death!"

"Huh?"

Dezi looked at him so frightened that he wondered: "Blind man, who is that little monk? Look at you, you are scared of you!

"You know what a!" the blind man glared at him fiercely, "You idiot, if you just let him know who you are!

"Won't it?"

Dezi scratched his head again and smiled innocently: "I am a good person! Monks don't kill!"

"Humph!"

The blind man glanced at his eyes and snorted coldly: "Good uncle, you are a bastard! If you are a good person, I will be a fucking good gentleman of the world!"

"Hey, hey, whatever you want, I'm a good person anyway!"

Dezi only scratched his head and smiled, paused, and asked curiously: "Who is that little monk?"

"I don't know!"

"No way!

"I don't know!"

"You're fooling the ghost! Say it!"

"Don't ask me! I don't know!" the blind man was anxious: "I'll let you fucking ask!"

'Bang' slapped his head, and he was dizzy!

After a while, he woke up again, and saw that the ground was full of messes, and the blind man was full of doubts: "Alas, Dezi, you little bastard, why did you come to the blind master's territory to make trouble again?"

Tokuko: "......"

Speechless, this old bastard!

"Old blind, a little monk just came!"

"Hey! The little monk is a bird! Blind man, I'm not even afraid of the old monk of Qingshan Temple!"

Tokuko: "......"

Suddenly, he grabbed the old blind leg and rounded it, and it was a big windmill that smashed to the ground again!

"I'll make your motherfucking brag beep!"