Chapter 1 The Fat Baby Pang Dun
"Fatty, you're at the wrong door, aren't you?"
Li Feng had just packed his luggage and was about to go out, but he didn't expect to collide head-on with a bunch of mountains of meat! Fortunately, he was not in a hurry to walk, but he was hit and took a few steps back. When I looked at it, there was a little chubby dun who looked much younger than him, only thirteen or fourteen years old!
What are you kidding, this is a college dorm room, wow! What is this little kid running in to start school?
When the little fat dun heard this, he smiled stupidly and scratched his head. Take two steps back and look up at the top of the door frame to confirm, and then smile and say, "That's right, it's 308, I'm not wrong!"
After speaking, he walked in directly with his legs raised, and dragged an oversized black suitcase behind him.
"......" Li Feng was directly dumbfounded, and when he turned sideways, he was still squeezed back a step.
There were two other people in the bedroom, and they all looked back at Xiao Fat Dun and even put down the work in their hands!
"Hello, my name is Pang Dun, you can also call me Fat Baby, I don't mind, it's nice to meet you. Chubby leaned his luggage down to the edge of one of the remaining beds, wiped the sweat from his face, and glanced at the three of them with a grin. The voice of the voice has a childish air that has not been taken off!
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Pang Dun saw that the three pairs of eyes were staring at him stupidly, and his red face showed a little shyness, "What's wrong?"
"Fat ...... Fatty, oh no...... Fat baby, you ...... Are you here to go to school?" or Li Feng asked first, frowning, a little puzzled and in disbelief.
Pang Dun nodded, "Yes, is there any problem?"
"Fat baby, how old are you?" asked the tall, thin man with glasses diagonally opposite.
The "fourteen" fat baby is a little embarrassed, and she has seen a lot of surprised expressions from elementary school to middle school to high school, and she doesn't think it's strange, that is, every time she meets a new classmate, she has to explain it!
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"Wow! Talented...... Genius!!" Li Feng, who was on the opposite bed, shook his head with a smile and said, "Hello Pang Dun, my name is Li Feng, it's an honor to live in a bedroom with a genius like you!"
After speaking, he stretched out his hand, and the two shook their hands, and Li Feng only felt that what he was holding in his hand was a piece of soft and smooth rice cake!
"I'll ...... Fourteen years old in college, right?"
"It's over...... It's over, I was hit on the first day of college!"
The other two shouted with laughter.
"Wang Deping" introduced himself with a smile as a thin tall man with glasses.
The roommate of "Xie Pengfei" side by side actually has long hair that is quite literary and artistic, and he looks very handsome, and he also stretched out his hand while introducing himself.
"Brother Feng, Brother Ping, Brother Fei, hello, please take care of you in the future!" Pang Dun raised his hand to signal, and when he smiled all over his face, he could only see the flesh, and his eyes, nose, and mouth were all gone!
"Actually...... I just have a little more meat, I'm not fat, I don't believe you touch it, the meat is firm!"
Pang Dun clenched his fists as he spoke, showing off his muscles!
Well...... There are indeed a lot of ...... Meat!
When everyone heard this, they were all amused by him!
"I've seen on the Internet and on the news that there are people who went to college at the age of thirteen or fourteen, but I didn't expect to meet one today!"
"How do you have a brain? How much IQ does it have? 160? 180?
"The point is that not only is the IQ high, but the weight is also scary!!"
"When you go to college at the age of fourteen, how many years of elementary school, how many years of middle school, how many years of high school?"
"Wow...... Wang Deping, your question is too detailed, isn't it? Investigate the household registration? Don't tell him, fat baby!"
"Weakly ask, what did you eat to grow up, so happy, and so smart!"
"Xueba...... What are you going to study, or are you going to do it all?"
"Where?"
"There is no ...... in the world Fat baby, from today onwards, you are our 308 fortune! A happy college career depends on you!"
"Come on, maybe the fat baby will be able to study in college for a year. ”
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The three of you say a word, and all of a sudden, the gossip is endless!
Pang Dun didn't interrupt, just looked at them with a smile occasionally. I didn't have any idle hands, so I opened my bags and sorted them out.
"Actually, the youngest person in the world to go to college seems to be only nine years old, and I'm just ordinary, ordinary!"
"I'll ...... Pang Dun, although you are younger than all of us, if you are not modest, you will die! Anyway, I don't treat you as a normal person, fourteen years old! You do look alike, but you don't look like you are fourteen years old!"
Li Feng's personality should belong to the kind of extroverted and cheerful type, and his voice is very loud!
"Hmm...... What is it?" Xie Pengfei is a dog, and his nose is very bright. As soon as Pang Dun took out a thick bag of things, he smelled it!
"Pig's trotters" Pang Dun said, "Fragrant, right? My old beans are made with secret sauce, and the "pig" is drooling when it smells it, but it's a pity that it's just such a one, I have to save some food!"
"But it doesn't seem to be a refrigerator here, can't you put it away!"
"What's that? Pig's trotters?"
The three of them all gathered around, staring at the big bag in Pang Dun's hand!
"Fat baby, I know why you're so fat, why don't you give me this pig's trotter?" Wang Deping was the thinnest among the four, "This kind of task must be given to the person like me who needs it the most!"
"Why......"
"It's ......"
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When Pang Dun sorted out all the contents of the box, they were all a little dumbfounded!
Half of the box is for food, and most of it is ...... Meat!
Sure enough, eat meat...... Grow meat!!
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After frolicking for a while, Wang Deping asked, "Fat baby, let me ask a little question, who gave you this name, is your father......?" Fatty, what a person lives up to his name! Weird!"
"No, my dad is a pig killer in our town, and he doesn't know a word. It was a fat monk in a broken temple on the mountain over there, and he killed me! I want to change it and refuse to let him, and say that this name is joyful, and I will be angry when I think about this fat monk!"
Pang Dun said this in his mouth, but when he mentioned the fat monk, his expression was a little longing.
"What is this?" Xie Pengfei saw a pendant on Pang Dun's neck and pointed.
The pendant has the length of an adult's middle finger, thick at the top and thin at the bottom, in the shape of a crescent, crystal dark red. Suspended by a rough brown strip of leather thread.
"The wolf's tooth was also given to me by the fat monk, and it hung around my neck when I was born. Pang Dun said with a wolf's tooth.
"In many places, children will wear tooth-shaped pendants, but most of them are dog teeth, how can there be wolf teeth? Not to mention how big a wolf has such a big tooth? The color is not right!" Li Feng said, and took it and looked at it carefully.
Of course, he probably hasn't seen wolf fangs either, at most he has seen some pictures on the Internet.
"I don't know about this, anyway, that's what the fat monk told me. ”
"Are you hungry? Shall we eat?" I'm dying of hunger!" Pang Dun put away his wolf teeth and stuffed them into his jacket, and asked with a smile.
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"The world of foodies, we can't understand it, it's only four o'clock, okay!"
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Fat baby quotes: I just have a lot of meat, I'm not fat, I don't believe you touch it, the meat is strong!!