During the Jingyou period of the Northern Song Dynasty.

In a certain month and year, snowflakes fell in the sky. Wrapping the whole earth, it is like a world of powdery frivolity.

Yanggu County, Zishi Street.

On the upper floor of a tea shop, the small charcoal stove is burning vigorously, which has a warm taste of spring.

Next to the hearth, two pots were emitting white smoke, and hot water was stored for warm wine.

On the table, there are exquisite chicken, goose, fish, and various vegetables and fruits.

Facing the north, there is an eight-foot man, with thick eyebrows and big eyes, and if you look closely, there is a cold star in his eyes.

As his thick eyebrows squirmed, and then looked at the unnatural movements, he seemed to become a little more impatient than before.

The hero seemed to be a little puzzled, he usually had thirty or twenty bowls of wine, but after only two drinks today, he felt drowsy.

The cold wind blowing in from the door was baked by the stove and became a little softer.

Boom!

There was no cold wind coming, but it was the drunkenness, he finally couldn't help it, and with a bang, there was an intimate condolence on his forehead and the dinner table.

Bang Bang Bang!

After hitting his face a few times in a row, Tian Xiaoqi shook and shouted: "Wake up, wake up! What's wrong today, so sleepy, like drunk, obviously my favorite ........."

OH！SHIT！

Tian Xiaoqi was stupid, so frightened that his eyes were about to fall.

He was obviously in the middle of a Chinese studies teacher's class, and he had just taken a nap, so how did he wake up as if he had traveled through time and space.

"Second brother, isn't it a little stronger, drunk?"

Tian Xiaoqi looked over in a trance, a middle-aged man wearing an ancient costume, short stature, and dark skin, looking at him with concern.

He looked shorter and darker, but he still looked pretty good.

It's just that this height ...... Surprisingly short, about 1.4 meters.

"Uncle, are you kidding me? I'm just a freshman, why is it your second brother?"

"Sister-in-law, why does the second brother call me uncle? What did he say? What freshman?" The middle-aged man looked at the beautiful woman sitting opposite Tian Xiaoqi very worriedly.

The woman is about to be in her early twenties, with a silver hairpin on her head, and a little fat powder on her melon seed face.

Looking along her white jade neck, Tian Xiaoqi was directly stunned.

Through the pale yellow dress under her white jade neck, an aqua blue bandeau could be faintly seen, passing under her lute bone, reflecting her bulging two buds.

After a while, Tian Xiaoqi retracted his gaze embarrassedly.

It was only by chance that he found that this beautiful woman seemed to have a faint layer of resentment between her eyebrows.

The most important thing is that when the woman saw his strange eyes, she tightened the shirt on her chest a little naughtily, and said angrily: "Uncle, it's so rude!"

"Beauty, how can you call me uncle, I guess I'm older than you, you should call me brother." Tian Xiaoqi said with a smile.

"Big brother, uncle either came back from messing with scoundrels outside, or he fell into the evil of ghosts when he was fighting tigers on Jingyanggang!" (The evil said in the Northern Song Dynasty is evil)

"Jingyanggang, fight the tiger!" Hearing this, Tian Xiaoqi was stunned for a moment.

"Ding! I'm sorry, Tian Qi, I just woke up, congratulations on crossing over to the Water Margin World!"

At a moment of confusion, a cute little girl appeared in Tian Xiaoqi's mind, stretching her waist, yawning, and saying in a slightly shy voice.

"Hold the grass, I'll wear it...... Traveling to the Water Margin World?"

"Sorry!" the little girl introduced cutely: "My name is Xiaomeng, and I am specially serving you in the world of "Water Margin" and issuing tasks to you!"

"I really crossed over, you didn't lie to me?"

"Yes, Tian Qi, you have crossed!"

"No, it's so good, people like me have been favored by God and crossed over?" Tian Xiaoqi said happily, "System, system! Give me skills, gold fingers, and what kind of newbie gift package!"

"Tian Qi, you've read a lot of online novels, haven't you? I'm not a system, have you ever seen a system as cute as me?"

"No skills, no gold fingers, no newbie gift packs, no lottery? Are you funny, come to tease me, aren't you?"

"Yes!"

"Damn, I'm quitting!" was originally in an extremely fanatical mood, but it was a loud blow from reality.

"No problem, just don't do it, but you can't go back to the real world!" the little girl said lazily.

"Then since I can't go back, can you not let me die too quickly?" Tian Xiaoqi asked with a sad face.

"Don't worry, although you don't have any skills, I chose you because you are a good person!"

"Hold the grass, don't send me a good person card, okay?" Tian Xiaoqi glanced twice.

Tian Xiaoqi accepted his fate, he was an overseas Chinese in Australia, and he was very patriotic and enthusiastic, so he returned to China to go to college, and his popularity was super good.

It's just that this guy is really a good guy.

When girls fall out of love, they all treat him as their best friend, and when they have a new relationship, they say goodbye immediately, and they always leave a sentence: You are a good person!

Boys also like to treat him as a brother, cooking, class roll call, searching for homework on the Internet, all up to him, and also leaving a sentence: You are a good person!

In his thin body, a chivalrous heart is buried, and when he sees injustice, he will always act as a good person, and the result is usually a violent beating.

MLGB, I was obviously in the middle of the Chinese studies teacher's class, listening to the old professor shaking his head and chanting 'Peacocks fly southeast, stand in a ......row for five miles'

In the psychedelic eyes of the teacher of Chinese studies, Tian Xiaoqi was dimly watching the beauties standing in a row, gradually entering the fantasy realm.

Why did he doze off and become Wu Song in the blink of an eye, and the reason was because he was a good person?

"Say it!" Tian Xiaoqi asked listlessly, "What is my task?"

"Among the one hundred and seven heroes, it is better to support one to become the lord of Liangshan, to act for the heavens, and to be able to replace Zhao Song!"

"How is it one hundred and seven??" Tian Xiaoqi had a black line on his face.

"Song Jiang doesn't count, that guy was given an official position by the heavens, the purpose was to let him give the Daojun Emperor some trouble, so that the capable person could replace him, that thing actually thinks about Zhao'an every day, selfish, even the Emperor of Heaven has deceived him, what do you want him to do?"

"Although it is said that 'Lin Chong immediately, Wu Song underground', but I am just a martial artist, and I have no virtue and no hope on Liangshan, how can I say that I support the new master!"

"Oh, I almost forgot, there's a little skill for you. Xiao Meng patted her head, stuck out her tongue and said embarrassedly: "You can shuttle alive in one hundred and seven heroes, that is, you are now Wu Song, you can shuttle to Lin Chong, but this shuttle has not turned back, if you become Lin Chong, you can never turn back into Wu Song, and there are only five chances, and now you have used it once, next time you want to use it, call me, sauce purple, gray ash, I want to sleep, I am sleepy!"

Lin Chong?Wu Song?

Tian Xiaoqi recalled vigorously, those messy names were like stars, falling from the sky and converging into a galaxy, and a rhythmic music erupted: "The big river flows eastward, and the natural stars are in the Beidou...... Participate in Beidou, ah......"

"Wait!" Tian Xiaoqi turned around, "Can you let me watch "Water Margin" again, can you ......?"

I'll go to your sister!Xiaomeng has already left, and sure enough, all the girls who look cute are ...... Unreliable!

When the book is used, there is little hatred, and there is little knowledge of history, and it is really a big loss.

What the hell, the storyline in "Water Margin", I watched it all by jumping, okay?

It's like watching an island film, looking for a translation to interpret word by word.

Tian Xiaoqi is a bit square, he just watched "Water Margin", and he didn't know a lot of stories.

What if Wu Song dies young, or shuttles to a body that has been tortured!

"Horse eggs! Playing with the dead doesn't pay for your life. Tian Xiaoqi rubbed his head, "Without my consent, you will cross? ”

Thinking of this, the corners of Tian Xiaoqi's mouth inadvertently showed a smug smile.

"Big brother, the tiger harms people, there must be an undead soul on its body, this is called acting for the tiger, you see uncle, sitting in a daze, sometimes gritting his teeth, sometimes laughing, he must have fallen into the evil of the undead. The beautiful woman said firmly.

"Sister-in-law, what do you say to do?"

"I heard Wang Ganniang say that there is a solution to this situation, you scoop a bowl of water for me. ”

The short middle-aged man immediately ran downstairs and scooped a bowl of water and brought it up.

The beautiful woman gently took a sip of water, put it in her mouth, and bent down to squirt at Tian Xiaoqi's face.

"Hold the grass, murder!"

Tian Xiaoqi, who was in his spiritual consciousness, slammed his soul and returned to reality.

"Second brother, sister-in-law didn't murder you, she saved you, do you recognize me?" The short middle-aged man held Tian Xiaoqi's shoulders and said with a nervous expression.

"Of course I know, you are the ancestor of the 'three-inch nail valley bark' green haired turtle, Wu Dalang, my biological brother!"

"Haha, the second brother has finally come back to his senses, I am Wu Dalang!"

Wu Dalang saw that Wu Song knew himself, where did he remember that he said his bandit name, and hurriedly pointed to the woman next to him and said, "Second brother, do you recognize her?"

"Of course!" Tian Xiaoqi nodded and said, "I've seen the first lewd woman in the ages (intentional clerical error)...... Sister-in-law Jinlian. Oh, you're so beautiful, more beautiful than those who play you......"