Just when Lao Qi and I were fighting wits and courage in the guest room of the Great Compassion Zen Temple, a voice came from outside the door: "I don't hear the host!"

After opening the door, an old monk with a red face and a half-white beard came in, with a happy smile on the corner of his mouth, a charm that was beyond the mortal, and his ears were pure and there was nothing beside him. Pen | fun | pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 ｉｎｆｏ

I don't know where he gets his happiness, and I express my deep puzzlement...

I don't hear that the host is one of the four major apologetics of Buddhism, and the dojo is in the Great Compassion Monastery, presiding over one side of the Buddhist affairs.

According to what grandpa said, the host of Buwen is a monk who has attained Taoism, and he rarely shows up, and he has the best legal friendship with one of the five apologetics, so when he left Qianshan, he legally instructed us to go to the Great Compassion Monastery to visit the host of Buwen, increase his knowledge, and most importantly, eat and live for free, which is the most attractive place for the old man.

Following the host to the meditation hall, the furnishings in the room were simple and convenient, even simpler than the meditation hall of the legal elders, just a kang and a table and two stools.

Seeing that the host sat on the edge of the kang with a buttocks, Lao Yu and I immediately sat on the stool, just waiting to ignore the words, but after a while, I didn't see him have the intention of speaking, just closed his eyes there to recuperate, and his mouth was silently muttering something.

Lao Yu leaned in my ear and said, "I don't hear that the host has forgotten about the two of us, why is there no movement?"

"After all, people are one of the four great garans of Buddhism, and they can be on an equal footing with the legal circle, and they may be like this for those who have a bit of status. ”

But it's not a matter if he doesn't speak, he means that he wants to sleep first when he is full. ”

"Maybe it's meditating. ”

"Pull it down, there are still two living people sitting in the house, so you have to take care of it anyway. ”

Hearing what the old man said, I was a little breathless, and I tentatively got up and said to Buwen: "Junior, Nangong Dongluo, has seen the host. ”

I didn't hear that the host saw someone dangling in front of his eyes, and opened his eyes slightly, but there was no change in his expression, it was still the same expression just now, but there was more happiness on the corner of his mouth.

"Junior Nangong Dongluo has seen it and has not heard of the host!"

I looked up and saw that I didn't hear the host, and I still looked demented.

What does this mean? Suddenly, a bridge appeared in his head, Tang Seng passed through the daughter country, and the king of the daughter country seemed to be this dementia when he first saw Tang Seng, lying down, this old guy can't be a pervert.

Thinking of this, I tightened my trench coat and cast a questioning look at Lao Zhi, who was also half open and puzzled.

Lao Yu rolled his eyes, cleared his throat and stood up, some hesitant and some tentatively approached the side of the host. Scratching his nose and looking back at me, he stretched out his hand and shook it in front of his eyes, seeing that he still didn't react much, he saw that he didn't react, and he became bolder, and patted him directly on the head of the unsmelling one.

But under this beat, he actually slapped the ignorance to life, slowly looked up at Lao Yu, and was so frightened that Lao Yu took several steps back and said: "Lie down, there is still a reaction!"

"I just heard from Jingwen that there are two Xuanmen monks, I don't know where to send them?"

Seeing that the host was questioning, I hurriedly gave another salute: "The junior is the descendant of the Nangong family,"

When I saw that I was finished, he also followed my example and said, "Uh... The younger generation is the descendant of the Hu family, and they have always been taught by their ancestors. ”

Ignoring this, the old monk nodded and smiled, and said, "Say it again!"

"Hmm, say it again!"

Lao Yu and I couldn't help but feel nervous, if this is put in the Northeast, it means to do it, what does it mean to say this from the mouth of the host?

"The two of us are the descendants of the Nangong family and the Hu family, and we have always been taught by our ancestors. ”

Hearing this, the old monk nodded again and said, "I can't hear it!

"Damn, you can't be deaf!"

Lao Qi asked by my side, I hurriedly touched Lao Qi with my elbow, signaled him not to talk nonsense, cleared his throat and shouted: "Both of us are raised by our ancestors, and there is no master!"

"I see, then who is your ancestor?"

"Nangong Zikuo!"

"Shamanic Great Shaman Hu Guangcheng!"

The corners of the host's mouth rose slightly, and he shook his head and said, "Hmm... I didn't hear that..."

I was speechless for a while, the host of the Emotional Great Compassion Meditation Institute is a deaf person, no wonder the Dharma name is called not to hear, not to hear that is not to hear the meaning, this Dharma name is appropriate enough for me.

Lao Yu's face was also cramped: "I've been deaf for a long time, I said that there is a communication barrier." ”

"The poor monk is not completely deaf, but deaf. ”

Lao Yu and I were taken aback again, is this old guy really deaf or pretending to be deaf, I can't hear the shouting just now, but I can hear such a small voice at this time? It seems that you should be careful when you speak, you know when his ears are good and when they are not.

"I don't hear anything outside the window, and I only read the Prajna Sutra. Oh... By the way, I didn't hear who the ancestors of the family were just now. ”

"Uh... The ancestor is Nangong Zikuo. ”

"Shamanic Great Shaman Hu Guangcheng!"

It was rare for the host to hear our words clearly, nodded and smiled: "It turns out that you are the descendants of the two families, but you are the one who was born with the Buddha seal?"

Hearing this, I hurriedly got up and said, "It's the junior!"

"Hmm... Sure enough, he is a natural genius, worthy of being the descendant of the Nangong family, and his appearance is dignified!"

"I don't hear the host's praise, we came to the Great Compassion Zen Monastery to preside over it through the recommendation of the Daoist Elder Fang Yuan and the legal elders. ”

"It's okay, it's okay, the world's Buddhism and Taoism family, since they are the two descendants of the Nangong family and the Hu family, the old man should be happy and convenient. ”

At this time, the old man asked the host: "You also know our two old men?"

"I don't know!"

Lao Yu and I were speechless for a while, and I didn't know what I said as if I knew.

I didn't hear that both of us showed disdainful expressions and said, "Although I don't know each other, I have heard of the names of the two real people. One is a descendant of the Three Qing Dynasty, a model of Taoism, and the other is a shaman witchcraft leader in the Northeast, all of whom are great figures. ”

I'm not surprised that I didn't hear the previous paragraph, but the last sentence was the appearance of an uncertain prophet, did he already know that we would come to the Great Compassion Monastery?

I immediately asked the host: "I heard that you meant that I knew that we would come to the Great Compassion Monastery for a long time, but I didn't understand the meaning of your last sentence, you said that we are finally here, have you been waiting for us?"

If you don't hear the host's demented expression, you must not have heard it, I repeated it loudly, but the host just shook his head, and did not speak, and I don't know if I didn't hear it or didn't know.

Lao Yu is most disgusted with others selling in front of him, but because he doesn't know the status of the host, he can only sit on the chair and roll his eyes with a stomach full of poisonous words.

Ignoring the host looking at us, he said with a happy smile on the corner of his mouth: "The world's Buddha and Taoist family, you can live here temporarily, if you have any needs, tell me directly, and the old man must know everything." ”

Seeing that he has already issued an eviction order, this is a hint that we should get out of here, don't disturb his Qingxiu here, and Lao Yu and I can only get up and go out.

I thought that we could sleep comfortably in the Great Compassion Zen Monastery for two days to replenish our vitality, but who would have thought that before our buttocks were hot, an unlucky butler came.