Chapter 9: The Dung Fork War

Duan Hongyu said: "Wait, it's not his mother, it's his father." Pen, Fun, Pavilion www.biquge.info Guan Xiaoye, you are Guan Xiaoye, I am the rabbit master, our two masters fight, there will be an injury. I think it's better to change martial arts to civil fighting, I don't know if Guan Xiaoye dares to fight?"

Guan Meng snorted and said, "Will Little Master Guan be afraid of you? As long as it is not as good as having a child, no matter what Little Master Guan will accompany to the end." ”

Duan Hongyu said: "It's not difficult, let's just lift the cylinder, we have to hold it high above our heads, and see who can hold on for a long time." ”

Guan Meng relied on his brute force and said loudly: "Okay! Little Master Guan will compete with you!"

The tiger head went up and kicked him in the head.

Guan Meng got up and said strangely: "Big brother, what are you kicking me for?"

The tiger-headed bachelor scolded: "When will your head become a little brighter? There are so many of us, if we don't do him together, what kind of jar will you lift? If you are willing to lift the cylinder, I will let you lift it for three days when you turn around." ”

Guan Meng reacted at this time, and waved a small knife to chop Duan Hongyu's head.

Duan Hongyu saw that the four of them pounced, and he was also shocked in his heart, his sword was on the horse, and he didn't have time to get it, so he looked around and ran towards the toilet.

Guan Meng scolded: "Dead rabbit, you are really lazy donkey grinding and urine, come back quickly, and go again after the fight!"

Duan Hongyu ignored it, jumped in shape, and entered the thatched house early.

Guan Meng, Tiger Head Single, Qiao Feng, and the fat old man stopped at the same time. Qiao Feng said: "Go to the thatched house before fighting, what tricks does this kid play?"

The tiger head said: "Don't worry, wait for him to come out!"

As soon as he finished speaking, Duan Hongyu rushed out of the thatched house, with a five-tooth dung fork in his hand. It turned out that he couldn't find the right weapon for a while, so he thought of the dung fork in the thatched house.

When the four of them saw the black dung fork, they trembled all over. The tiger head said: "Master Rabbit, let's compare the cylinder!"

Duan Hongyu sneered: "It's only now that I want to lift the cylinder, it's too late!" picked up the dung fork, and attacked the four people with a move of "Tiger Roaring Quartet".

Before the iron fork arrived, the smell was smelled first, and the stinky wind made the four of them nauseated, and no one dared to greet them, and their bodies jumped to the side in a flash.

Duan Hongyu's body jumped, the four-foot dung fork swirled, and the second move arrived, it was a move to "turn over the river and the sea", don't look at this dung fork is not a weapon, the power is very huge, it can shoot and stab, can cut and pick, Duan Hongyu only knew that this thing was the best weapon as soon as he got started.

The four of them were afraid of getting their weapons dirty, so they hurriedly stepped aside.

Duan Hongyu was unforgiving, and the iron fork instantly attacked twelve more moves, and the moves were directly aimed at the vital points of the four people, but seeing the black light flashing, the power was infinite.

How strong is Duan Hongyu's martial arts? The four of them did not dare to accept the recruitment, and they were suddenly at a loss. Seeing that he had to die under the fork if he continued like this, he waved his wolf tooth picket to meet the dung fork, only to hear the sound of "dang", and some small dirt was shaken off the dung fork, so that it was suspended and splashed on the person.

The four of them all complained, but the people of martial arts have always regarded weapons as their lives, and let them use their beloved weapons to fight against the dung fork, which is difficult to accept no matter what, especially Qiao Feng and the fat old man, their iron hands and golden abacus have always been precious things, how can they collide with the dung fork? The two made up their minds that they would rather let go of the official brothers and sisters than dirty the weapons, so they hid aside.

Guan Meng reacted quickly, and shouted: "He will be bad, won't we?"

The tiger-headed bachelor shouted: "Guan Meng, if you don't fight well, why are you going?"

Guan Meng didn't listen at all, he jumped into the neighbor's toilet early, and when he came out, he actually had an extra dung fork in his hand, but the dung fork in his hand was dirtier than Duan Hongyu's, he was really bad enough, he deliberately made it very dirty.

Qiao Feng, the fat old man, and the tiger-headed bachelor had their brains open, and they went to the village to find a dung fork and came back.

Duan Hongyu harmed others and ended up harming himself, and begged: "Brother Tiger, let's raise the cylinder!"

The tiger-headed bachelor scolded: "You want to lift the cylinder again, it's too late!"

Duan Hongyu had to fight hard, they each had a dung fork, and they started a vicious fight in this farmhouse courtyard, for a while, the black light was Huohuo, and the smell was wafting, this dung fork war had not been on the rivers and lakes before, and it would not appear again in the future.

The dung fork is a very dirty thing, these rivers and lakes heroes can not want their lives, no one wants to be hit by a fork, if it is spread to the rivers and lakes one day, it can only become a laughing stock, it is to this vicious battle is ten times more fierce than with ordinary swords, all of them are brave forward, desperate fighting.

In the middle of the fight, the fat old man was caught off guard and was stabbed on his ass by Duan Hongyu, and his buttocks immediately had five more holes, which made the fat old man feel "Mom", and he covered his butt and screamed.

Seeing that Duan Hongyu's dung fork was sharp, it was difficult to win for a while, and he said loudly: "I'll entangle this person, you go and catch Shangguan brothers and sisters!"

Qiao Feng and the fat old man agreed, and pounced on the room with a dung fork.

When the two kicked open the door and looked, Shangguan Yunying and Shangguan Hongying were long gone. I saw a large hole cut by a sword on the other side of the wall, and the people inside had obviously escaped through the gap in the big hole. It turned out that Shangguan Hongying knew that if she went out like this, she would be besieged, so she gave the couple enough silver taels to build a new house, and then cut through the wall with a sharp sword and fled. Qiao Feng said loudly: "Master Tiger, they ran away!"

The tiger head said: "No, I didn't see them come out, how could they escape?"

Qiao Feng said: "They cut the back wall with their swords, and now they are afraid that they will all run away!"

Duan Hongyu had been worried about the Shangguan brothers and sisters, and only then did he put his mind at ease and said secretly: "Miss Shangguan is really smart, I'm still worrying." ”

The tiger-headed bachelor couldn't care about the fight anymore, and said loudly: "Chase! We must not let them escape!"

Guan Meng couldn't get out for a while, and said loudly: "Big brother, what about me?"

The tiger-headed bachelor said, "Are you pestering him?" When the words fell, the person was gone.

With Guan Meng's martial arts, how could he dare to fight Duan Hongyu? After he bravely attacked the three forks, he also quickly lost.

Duan Hongyu shouted: "Where to go?" and stabbed him in the back with a heavy fork.

Guan Meng was in a hurry, he didn't dare to meet the fight, and jumped in the air to avoid this fatal fork.

Duan Hongyu turned around, changed the stab to the end, and the move "Yugong Moves the Mountain" was firmly on Guan Meng's buttocks, and Guan Meng immediately flew out like a ball and smashed on the ridge.

Duan Hongyu shouted: "Go!" The dung fork was like a meteor and like lightning, shooting straight towards Guan.

Guan Meng saw that the situation was not good, a "lazy donkey rolling" rolled off the roof, and the dung fork rubbed his body "grabbing" on the door frame, and the fork handle "buzzed" and trembled, which shows the strength of this fork.

When Guan Meng got up from the ground, Duan Hongyu's figure had long been gone, he raised his head and laughed, "It's okay!" At this moment, a sticky thing fell from the dung fork and fell right into his mouth. Guan Meng quickly spit it out and shouted "Oh my God!" and fell to the ground!