"Big brother, today is a day of great joy, why do you say such filthy words, it's really ......"

Pan Jinlian's face turned red, and she turned around and went up to the second floor, "Oops!" Wu Dalang slapped him the mouth, anyone who pays the most attention to the color of business, and he actually said that he used the flyer of fortune in that aspect, it really shouldn't be.

"Second brother, our parents died early, and we don't know some things about worshiping the heavens and worshiping God, how do you say we should deal with the opening today?"

"This is simple, big brother, you go to the grocery store in the south of the city, find a person named Huang Eel, say it is my brother, let him send a red lantern, hang it full of banyan trees, and then ask for a red ribbon tied in the middle of a hydrangea, two gold-plated scissors, a statue of Guan Gong holding a knife, and put the statue of Guan Gong on the counter, you and your sister-in-law, each person with a pair of gold scissors, cut off the hydrangea, use a red plate to follow, light firecrackers, and the natural wealth is rolling. ”

"Second brother, why do you want Guan Gong to hold a knife statue?"

"The Qinglong Yanyue knife in Guan Bodhisattva's hand is dedicated to cutting the evil in the world, and it can be used to suppress the house, and the Guan knife also has a purpose, which is to cut off the waist of the guest, and the natural wealth is rolling!"

"Haha, wonderful! It turns out that Second Master Guan still has this ability!" Wu Dalang smiled, his heart was a little reluctant, and asked: "Then the hydrangea, the lantern is exempt.......

"Da Lang, it's inevitable!" Brother Hunge interjected: "The so-called throwing bricks and attracting jade, red represents festivity, and you throw out the sycamore branch will naturally attract the phoenix that falls into the treasure, which is a good luck." ”

"Yes! It makes sense!" Wu Dalang was overjoyed, very satisfied, and he said: "Second brother, without you, there would be no majesty of the eldest brother today, and the hydrangea will be cut later, and we two brothers should come." ”

"No, eldest brother, it's not that I don't want to support my brother as a younger brother, it's just that I am now shouldering the heavy responsibility of attacking Leopard Head Mountain, and I already have a murderous aura on my body, and it is not suitable for a festive place to appear. ”

"This joy and murderous spirit are indeed in conflict, the second brother and others will capture Leopard's Head Mountain, wash away the anger, and it will not be too late to come again!" Wu Dalang was most worried that something would affect his business.

Wu Song was about to say goodbye, but there was a light in front of him, and his heart couldn't stop beating, only to see Pan Jinlian's long skirt covered with a white robe, as if she was wearing a man's dress, heroic and cool, with a unique beauty, just like a modern beauty with a refreshing short hair.

"Sister-in-law, this dress is really beautiful!" Wu Song couldn't help but admire.

"Uncle smiled!" Pan Jinlian was shy with a little joy: "Because the slave family had to go to the store to help, it was very inconvenient for the women's clothes, so they imitated the man to make a set of clothes. ”

Wu Song couldn't help but smile slightly, and said in his heart: "You made a puppet for one night last night, and the clothes are estimated to have been made two or three days ago, haha, in your heart, you originally wanted to go out to help, and you really want to be very strong." ”

Pan Jinlian saw Wu Song smiling, thinking that he was happy for his new clothes, and her heart was full of joy.

Wu Song saw that everything he wanted to do was done, so he said goodbye and returned to Chenjiazhuang, and without resting, he walked straight to the back mountain to see how Chen Qing's catapult was.

Let's talk about Wu Dalang here, he saw Wu Song leave, so he walked to the south of the city with Pan Jinlian, found Huang Eel, and explained his intention, Huang Eel naturally recognized Wu Dalang, there are really not many people in Yanggu County who don't know him, it seems that short legs are also an advantage.

Huang Eel didn't say the price, and hurriedly sent the things that Wu Dalang needed to the shop, and said with a smile: "Brother has opened a good business today, and the younger brother has no congratulatory gifts, these lantern ribbons can be regarded as congratulatory gifts, but the silver for the Bodhisattva statue and firecrackers can be collected." ”

It's not that Huang Eel is not generous enough, but because of customs, everything that is used to worship God can't be sent, and you must pay for it yourself to show sincerity, and it's not okay to take credit as a credit, Wu Dalang also understands this truth, and hurriedly took out the silver, and also rewarded a little broken silver to Huang Eel as a color head, which is also the most generous in his life.

Chen Ergou and a few others, hung the lanterns all over the banyan tree, indeed jubilant, placed the statue of Guan Gong, the time has arrived, Brother Hui also sent leaflets, brought a few children back, Pan Jinlian did not give a reward for silver.

Pan Jinlian stood behind and refused to go out to cut the ribbon ball, so Chen Ergou could only do it for him, he and Wu Dalang stood in the middle, Brother Hun and a child pulled the ribbon one by one, Brother Hun was alert, and shouted loudly: "Wu Daguan, the color balls are rolling, and the house is full of gold and silver!"

Click!

The colored ball fell on the Zhu plate, "Wu Dalang Baked Cake" was officially opened, the firecrackers were finished, and a scholar hurried to Wu Dalang and saluted: "Congratulations to the new Zhang Daji, the magistrate of the county ordered the villain to send the handwritten Mobao as a congratulatory gift, and I wish Guibao to attract guests from all walks of life and bring in wealth." ”

"Oops! Oops!" Wu Dalang's voice raised an octave, squinted left and right, and saw that it had attracted the attention of many onlookers, so he said: "The county magistrate has already inscribed a plaque for the shop, and now he has sent a congratulatory gift, which is really a great favor for the villain!"

Pan Jinlian knows how to be sophisticated, and immediately rewarded the scholar, although Wu Dalang was heartbroken Pan Jinlian rewarded a little hard, but joy still prevailed.

"Da Lang, hurry up and open it, and see what the county magistrate has written for you!" Brother Hui was very interested, and said the words "Zhi County Xianggong" very hard, and added: "It seems that this Yanggu County can be favored by the Xianggong, only Da Lang!"

Wu Dalang opened it happily and saw that there were four big words written on it, and the next paragraph was stamped with the seal of the county, and he immediately ordered Chen Ergou to hang it in the most conspicuous place.

"Da Lang, it seems that the fortune advice given to you by Dutou is very effective. Brother Hun said in a low voice.

"That nature, what the second brother said will never be wrong!"

When Wu Dalang was proud, there was another shout outside the door: "Here is the 'Wu Dalang Baked Cake', the plaque inscribed by the county minister, my lord is also praised in every way, everyone can come and see it." ”

It turned out to be Gaolian's housekeeper Hong Fu, who brought more than a dozen guests who also looked well-dressed, Wu Dalang hurriedly came over to greet him, Hong Fu smiled: "Congratulations to Wu Daguan." ”

"TOEFL, thank you Hongfu!"

"Da Lang's mouth is born to do business!" Hong Fu smiled: "Da Lang doesn't need to talk about the price, let's bring out the best of the Guibao." ”

Wu Dalang hurriedly instructed Brother Hun to place an order in the kitchen, the kitchen was guarded by Pan Jinlian, she was in charge of the fried things and baked cakes inside, and another steamer, steaming Nuoda steamed buns.

On this day, Wu Dalang was very busy, Chen Ergou and others were originally joining in the fun, and they were going to help, some wanted to befriend Wu Song, some were grateful to Wu Song, some came to admire, and some received flyers to try the new, and all of a sudden the small shop was crowded, Brother Hun was very clever, and immediately went to the shop next to him, bought a table and bench, placed them outside, and filled them under the banyan tree.

Wu Dalang walked out of the shop happily, looked up at the plaque written by the magistrate, and was full of spirit, "Wu Daguan!" There was a subdued voice behind him, and when he turned his head, he saw an old man with a child, bending over, looking at himself respectfully.

"Whatever you want to eat, I'll arrange a seat for you. ”

"Wu Daguan, the old man is not here to eat, I am telling stories under this banyan tree, I come every afternoon, and today I saw the opening of your treasure number, so I came to congratulate. ”

Wu Dalang suffers from cynicism and ridicule on weekdays, but today he has heard hundreds of words of "Wu Daguan" in his ears, and at this moment he really thinks of himself as a person on an equal footing with Gao Lian, his eyes rolled, and he sneered: "Are you saying that I am hindering you from telling the story?"

"The villain doesn't dare!" The old man is an entertainer in the rivers and lakes, how can he offend people, immediately lower his status, and turn the "old decay" into a "villain", laughing and laughing:" I just want to discuss a matter with you, you see, I tell stories every day, but also can attract dozens of listeners, your treasure number is also like a cloud, why not everyone is mutually beneficial, you give a table and chair villain under the banyan tree, every day the villain will tell the story, you only need to provide food and drink for the villain's grandchildren, here three times a day, the guests are happy to listen, naturally in the Guibao patronage, tea and food, must be indispensable, do you say this?"

Wu Dalang rarely took ideas, and he didn't know how to refuse, his expression changed from arrogant just now, to embarrassment, the old man knew his temperament at a glance, and said with a smile: "If the official can't make up his mind, you can wait for Dutou to come back and discuss ...... with him."

"Why can't I make up my mind, this thing is done!" Wu Dalang was in high spirits today, how could he extinguish his momentum, and immediately shouted loudly.

"Oh! Who is so majestic, it turned out to be you!" Suddenly a voice sounded, Wu Dalang hugged him from behind, and the whole person hugged him.

This scared him so much that his soul almost floated away, and when he looked back, he saw a handsome boy in his twenties, looking at him with a smile, his face was so familiar, but how could he know such a noble son.

"Childe, please forgive the villain's clumsiness, dare to ask the surname Gao?"

"Cousin, why don't you know me, I'm the son of your aunt in Dongping Mansion, Zhang Liugu!"

This six grains is Yan Fang, the so-called "limbs are not diligent, and the five grains are not divided", there are only five grains in the world, he calls himself six grains, which is fake, as for whether Wu Dalang can distinguish it, it is none of his business.

Wu Dalang had another thought: "Last time in the Lion Tower, the second brother said that we have an aunt in Dongping Mansion, and the singing Zhang Xixi is our cousin, Zhang Xixi has eight brothers above, this Zhang Liugu must be her brother, it is my cousin, no wonder the face is familiar, I think there is an aunt, my father and mother only told the second brother, did not tell me." ”

In fact, Wu Dalang is honest and honest, and he trusts Wu Song very much, when his parents died, Wu Song was only three years old, he was already a teenager, how could his parents tell a three-year-old child about this and not tell him, even if he really told Wu Song, how could he remember.

"Oh, it turned out to be a cousin!" Wu Dalang did not doubt him, seeing that this Zhang Liugu was familiar, he thought it was a close relative, so he naturally felt very cordial.

Yan Fang tightly grasped Wu Dalang's two wrists, with a happy smile on his face, constantly talking to Wu Dalang from all over the world, in fact, he was observing his breath and pulse.

Suddenly, he was stunned: "It's strange, why Da Lang's pulse shows that it is a yin and yang physique, he has both the male masculine qi and the feminine femininity, according to this vein, only the eunuchs in the palace have it, is his body mutilated, and he is like a eunuch!"

Yan Fang's medical skills are excellent, he said that he could learn six or seven percent of Hua Tuo's medical skills, but he has actually learned eight or nine percent, even if a man's words are cut off, he has a way to make it grow two or three inches of shoots again!

But if Gao Pill is cut off, even if Hua Tuo unites with Bian Que in his second life, he will be powerless, Yan Fang's mood suddenly reached the freezing point, and he didn't know how to explain to Wu Song.