Chapter 471: Outwitting the Bandits (2)
The shopkeeper smiled: "A small business is just a livelihood." This teahouse has been around for 20 years, and if I had the money, I would have built that wall long ago, and you see, the skin of the wall is peeling off. ”
Cong Yixian chatted with him intentionally or unintentionally for a while, and a young junior brought a basket of steamed buns to Cong Yixian's table and said, "There is also a bowl of egg drop soup, wait a minute." ”
Cong Yixian opened the cage cover, the heat came out, he ate slowly, and after a while, the young offspring brought the egg drop soup, and was about to go back to the kitchen, but he heard Cong Yixian say: "Hey, your bun has a bad taste." ”
Then Sheng Sheng wondered: "The guest officer is laughing, right? We use freshly slaughtered pork." ”
Cong Yixian picked up half of what he had eaten, handed it to the descendant, and said, "You taste it." ”
The latter took it, took a bite, smashed his mouth, and said, "That's the smell." ”
The guy from the shop also came, took the bun from Housheng's hand, stuffed it into his mouth, chewed it, and said: "My meat buns have always tasted like this, and the guest officer must have been..."
Cong Yixian said: "Two, it's hard to save people, it's unbearable." Dragged the two to the back kitchen, and saw five steamed buns on the stove, dough, chopped green onions, oil and salt on the table, and an iron pot next to it, and oil was burning in the iron pot, so they knew that this was making scallion pancakes. It seems that the two are ready to welcome guests.
He moved a small table under a tree outside the shop, sat down at the table, ate steamed buns, drank egg drop soup, and thought to himself that there was no other way to go, and the bandits would definitely come here, just wait here for them to take the bait.
After eating two steamed buns and drinking half a bowl of egg drop soup, the figure of the group of thieves appeared on the road, Cong Yixian did this kind of thing for the first time, he couldn't help but be a little nervous, he felt that the hand holding the spoon was trembling, and he grabbed this hand with his other hand, and warned himself in his heart: "You must be calm, the drugs you use are carefully blended, they must not be able to recognize, believe in yourself." ”
The sound of hooves approached, and the group of thieves came to the door of the teahouse, and a fat bandit shouted at Cong Yixian: "Hey, boy, come here!"
Cong Yixian put down the bun, ran quickly to the group of thieves, and forced a smile to himself: "Heroes, what do you command?"
The fat bandit squinted at him and said, "Boy, you are quite good at enjoying yourself early in the morning." ”
Cong Yixian didn't dare to speak, just nodded his head.
Another sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked bandit sneered: "You are comfortable, the old man has worked hard all night, and it is your turn to serve the old man." ”
Cong Yixian hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, all the heroes, please." ”
The group of thieves jumped off their mounts, tied their mounts, walked into the teahouse, and sat down in each place, Cong Yixian asked, "What do you heroes want to eat?"
The fat bandit glared and said, "If you have anything to eat, just bring it up, tell you, don't fool the old men with some green vegetables and tofu, otherwise I will have a close contact with this knife and your neck!"
Cong Yixian said: "Yes, the good men are satisfied." After entering the back kitchen, he sprinkled the coma powder into a few pots, served the teapots and bowls to the thieves, and said, "Ladies and gentlemen, you have worked hard all the way, drink tea and rest first, and the villain is ready to eat." ”
Suddenly, a bearded bandit said, "Boy, let me ask you, which road has fewer officers and soldiers after the Xiema Post?"
His voice was rough and hoarse, very ugly, Cong Yixian heard that he was the leader of the group of thieves, known as the "third brother", and his mind changed sharply at the moment, and he said: "The hero atones for his sins, and the villain is also a newcomer, and he doesn't know anything about the customs here." ”
The bearded man glared and said, "Nonsense! This teahouse is old and dilapidated, how can it be the latest to be built? Aren't you perfunctory?"
Cong Yixian showed a panicked look on his face, but fortunately, his face was low, and the group of thieves couldn't see his expression, thought about it, and said: "The villain is from Jizhou, this teahouse was originally not a villain's business, because the original shopkeeper was old and didn't want to do it, so he transferred it to the villain." ”
The bearded man then stopped, and said: "Prepare to eat, if you let Lao Tzu know that you are lying to Lao Tzu, tell you that in Wanzhou, Lao Tzu is unimpeded, and you can kill whoever you want!"
Cong Yixian said "don't dare", returned to the back kitchen, sprinkled the medicinal powder into the egg drop soup, dough and other diets, and began to roll out the dough to make scallion pancakes.
The sound of the group of thieves drinking water and talking came in, and Cong Yixian lowered the dose of the coma medicine they gave them, and they could only attack after a stick of incense, otherwise the group of thieves would drink tea first, and if they had an attack immediately, they would show their feet.
I only heard the fat bandit say: "Third brother, we got this butterfly heart Binglan, the eldest brother and the second brother didn't make any effort, and if you sell the money, at least sixty percent should go to you, right?"
The sharp-beaked monkey-cheeked robber sneered: "When sitting on the ground and sharing the spoils, the eldest brother and the second brother always take the most share, when will it be our third brother's turn to take six?"
The fat bandit said: "Then it should also be divided into three or three, and the remaining one percent will be given to our third brother." ”
The sharp-mouthed robber said: "You want to be beautiful, but I'm afraid that this time it will be the same as usual, and they will take the big one for the division of four and four two." ”
The fat bandit slammed the table and shouted, "Why! Why should we let them take the big head when we took the risk of robbery!"
The sharp-mouthed robber sneered: "What are you doing to me, it's not up to me to have the final say, if you say this to the eldest brother and second brother, it's no wonder if they don't cut off your head." ”
The bearded man shouted, "Shut the fuck!" Seeing that the leader was angry, the two did not dare to quarrel anymore, and each poured a glass of water and drank it.
Suddenly, an old voice said, "Ahh
The bearded man said angrily: "What three leaders are not good!
The old voice apologized repeatedly: "Yes, yes, the subordinate is guilty." ”
The beard said, "What's the matter?"
The old voice said: "The butterfly heart ice orchid only appears on the Ten Thousand Butterflies White Cliff, and that chick has this spirit flower on her body, and she has been to the Ten Thousand Butterflies White Cliff." There are plague beasts on the white cliff of ten thousand butterflies, in case she carries the plague poison....."
Speaking of this, a few people screamed, and some people were shocked and knocked over the tea bowl.
The beard suddenly woke up, patted his head and said, "It's extreme, it's extreme." Lao Tzu forgot about this. What do you think?"
Cong Yixian hid behind the curtain and peeked, the old voice came from the mouth of an old man with a white beard, at this time he didn't speak, his face was gloomy, and his right hand made a slashing posture, which meant to kill Gan Yingying.
Seeing that the bearded man nodded slightly, and nodded at the fat bandit, Cong Yixian was in a hurry, and before he could think about it, he rushed out in a vertical step.