Chapter 645: Tomorrow at noon, I will behead you
A month is a very short time, but sometimes it is also very slow, for example, in the case of Fang Xing and Da Jin Wu being tossed all day long, both of them can't wait for time to go faster, but they have to realize with their hearts, knowing that Long Jun is passing on the law, it is a rare opportunity, especially a strong person, who passed on the secret method of a family without concealment, which is even more unbelievable.
In the past month, thunder, floods, and kicks, this is simply not a human life.
Of course, the most painful thing in Tianyi Palace is not the two of them, but the young palace master of Tianyi Palace.
To put it simply, Fang Xing and Da Jin Wu are now listening to the scriptures, being abused, and blocking fat people every day.
Listening to the scriptures is to listen to Long Jun's teachings, interpret the law, understand the true meaning, and be abused, or Lei Ze, or the real water pool, in the case of the seven orifices that were struck by thunder, and the flooded stomach was round, and felt the "principle of all things" in Long Jun's mouth, after doing these things, the two guys could get some fun, that is, to block the fight of the young palace master of the Tianyi Palace.
"Fighting with others is the best way to achieve enlightenment, so you need a qualified opponent to practice now!"
Long Jun's original words were like this, and after he finished speaking, he implied that the two of them are now the most qualified opponents in the Northern Region of Shenzhou are actually in Tianyi Palace, the young palace master of Tianyi Palace, who is like a mountain of meat, is a genius who does not lose his father in Long Jun's mouth, not to mention the five methods of Dancheng, and has also cultivated thunder art to the extreme, plus a body of fat, in fact, it is also the appearance of cultivating the physical body to the extreme.
Fang Xing and Da Jin Wu fell in love as soon as they heard it, and the road fell into the frieze without a way.
"Dead fatty, which rat hole are you going to drill?
"Quack. I already saw that you fat man was not pleasing to the eye. Don't hide. I've seen you, Master Jin!"
In Tianyi Palace, two shadows, one gold and one gray, were scurrying around, and the disciples of Tianyi Palace were trembling, shrinking in the cave one by one, and they didn't even dare to probe, I really don't know what Tianyi Palace did to hurt the heavens and reason, and it attracted such two evil stars. has lived so much, I have never seen a person who dares to say the word "fat" in Tianyi Palace, but now, there are two guys who fall from the sky on time in the evening every day, shouting "dead fat" while looking for the young palace master everywhere.
Not only that, but it is not only the young palace master who has fallen the frieze, but there are really not many people who have not been beaten in the top ten true legends.
These two bastards are simply lawless, looking for people to fight everywhere, except for a few noble elders in Tianyi Palace. Which one hasn't been provoked by the two of them, but the palace master and the elder of the lake monarch turned a blind eye to this matter. Let them go, they have suffered a lot of losses a few times, and at the beginning, they couldn't help but come out to scold their Tianyi Palace disciples, but now no one dares to show their heads.
"Fuck, what the hell have I done......"
In a remote valley under the cloud peak, under the cover of clouds, the injured Dao Wufang shrank in a cave, gritting his teeth with hatred, he originally planned to use Fang Xing for a good time, but he never expected that this guy would have such a big ability, not only defeated the cultivators of the Dao Protector Alliance, but also shocked Long Jun, but Long Jun seemed to be very optimistic about his son-in-law, so that this guy became a distinguished guest in Tianyi Palace, not to mention using him, but he had to deliberately make friends and get closer to him.
Then, after three days of endurance, the nightmare began when he finally set up a banquet to entertain this bastard again.
After drinking wine for half an hour, this bastard said 1,452 "dead fat people" in his mouth, and he couldn't bear it!
The big golden crow threw five hundred and sixty-nine flattering glances at the delicate concubine beside him, and he couldn't bear it.
That bastard took pity on his eight sedan chair slaves carrying himself every day, the pressure was too great, and the monthly case was too low, so he privately raised ten times the monthly case to others, and forced himself to lay the law seal and pinch his nose to recognize this contract, but he still endured it......
The big crow had to show off drinking with its wings, and dropped its cherished Lantian jade cup, and there was no way to endure it!
But when the banquet was dispersed, the two bastards teamed up to steal their private treasure troves, Dao Wufang couldn't help it, this big fat man, with a flick on the jade couch, flew towards the cave where the two bastards lived like a meat ball, and wanted to sit on them with a butt, but inadvertently saw that these two guys were waiting for themselves in full armor......
After that, the miserable life began.
Dao Wufang is really extraordinary, his body is strong, flying swords, weapons, and even mountains, it doesn't hurt or itch to hit his body, and only use Lei Fa to fight against him, Fang Xing and Da Jin Wu, are also under the restraint of his self-realized Lei Fa secret technique "Ball Lightning", he can't fight back at all, and he has almost no power to resist, so he can only go around the entire Tianyi Palace and bend with him, scolding while escaping.
So there was such a scene in Tianyi Palace, a golden crow as big as a rhinoceros and a human boy in a gray robe flew in the sky, scolding the "dead fat man" while flying, behind them, their own young palace master was round like a mountain of meat, driving lightning, clouds and fog, rumbling from behind, I don't know how many peaks collapsed.
In the first battle, Dao Wufang returned victorious and successfully recovered the stolen magic weapon of his treasure house.
But the next day, the two bastards came again, and they were all draped at the entrance of the cave and called for battle.
Dao Wufang rushed out, and after a big fight, the two guys ran around the sky, squeaking and screaming.
But on the third day, they came again......
Then on the fourth day, they came again......
Day 5......
Day 6......
Dao Wufang is not a fool, on the third day, he felt wrong, and he had the heart to avoid the war, but in front of those two bastards, he really couldn't avoid the war, every time he was scolded by the two of them, the six gods jumped violently, and the killing intent was moved several times, but those two guys ran really fast, and no one could stand such a slippery leg, every time they chased and killed for a long time, and returned home stupidly.
On the seventh day, Dao Wufang even wanted to hide and no longer stayed in Tianyi Palace.
But it was useless, Elder Hujun personally issued an order not to allow him to go out, and to stay in Tianyi Palace.
So Dao Wufang wanted to gather the true legends of Tianyi Palace. Give these two bastards a hard lesson at once.
Can be after several wars. All the true legends have suffered great losses. I can't even bear to call them myself.
So there is no way to carry it yourself, anyway, in a month, you can't carry it?
Until he found out that the little bastard named Fang Xing's thunder cultivation was actually a thousand miles a day, and at the beginning he faced his own thunder law, and he was simply overwhelmed, and he only escaped to escape, but it was less than three days. He can faintly fight with himself, in less than ten days, even he can only use all his strength to defeat him in Lei Fa, and half a month later, he suddenly found that the other party's attainments in Lei Fa have already made him feel stunned, and if he is not careful, he will suffer a big loss......
At this time, in terms of profound secret techniques, he still won by himself. But the quality of that guy's method is extremely high, which can make up for it.
By this time. How can Dao Wufang not know that he is the young palace master of the Tianyi Palace, and the true skills in the mouth of outsiders are fully qualified to enter the ranks of the three realms and seven sons, and even the ranking is not low, and he has been used as a whetstone by that bastard?
Sad......
Since seven days ago, Dao Wufang felt that he was no longer the opponent of that little devil, and he was stunned by him and the thief crow who could only pick up cheap, thinking that he would lose anyway, and the two of them would never come to him, right?
"Did you find it?"
Fang Xing in the air met with Da Jinwu, and Fang Xing asked loudly.
Da Jin Wu shook his head and said: "No, his cave mansion, as well as his eighteen good cave mansions, and his fourth most beautiful place to soak in hot springs, and even under his good skirt, I have seen it, no ......"
The Dao below has no way to hate the itchy teeth, damn, this crow is taking advantage of his concubine, right?
How can anyone find someone under the skirt?
Lao Tzu's flesh, how big a skirt can cover it?
Fang Xing nodded, and said to himself: "His treasure house, Jing Pavilion, Danfang, I also found it, there is no good thing at all!"
The Dao Wufang below is even more stunned, wanting to cry without tears, is this looking for someone?
This is a fucking loot, isn't it?
This little bit of the young palace master's family has been ransacked by you seven or eight times, and you still don't let it go?
I hate it in my heart, but I think it's good that the two of them can't find themselves, so they should leave, right?
But he didn't think about it, but he only heard it in the air, and the little devil sneered: "Dead fatty, as long as you are still in the palace on this day, I have to pull you out if you hide in the rat's nest, do you want to hide......?"
But I saw that the little devil screamed, waved his hand and picked up a handful of lake water from the small mirror lake below, and then pinched the trick and sprinkled it into the air, and immediately saw the dark clouds in the air.
"Bad ......"
Dao Wufang, who noticed the light rain falling, was taken aback, and plunged his head into the depths of the cave, but it was too late.
His body was too large, and this small cave couldn't hide all of his body, and some of it was still caught in the rain.
And Fang Xing in the air, closed his eyes slightly, stretched out his fingers to pluck the rain, and the wisps of divine thoughts shrouded all the regions within ten miles through the rain curtain, even if it was beyond the reach of divine thoughts, he also knew it in an instant, suddenly laughed, his body moved, and swooped down: "Dead fatty, so big ass is exposed outside, where do I see you fleeing?"
"Damn, I'm fighting with you......"
Dao Wufang was aggrieved and angry, roared, crawled out of this narrow cave mansion upside down, and with a loud roar, the body of the mountain of meat bounced into the air, and the two arms that looked short and thick were divided into two sides, and they actually scooped up two thunderbolts like iron whips, and rumbled towards the oncoming Fang Xing, and the use of thunder law can be described as the pinnacle.
"Thunder Mastery!"
If it was Fang Xing in the past, he would definitely be holding his head and running away, but now it is not what it used to be, in the laughter, a loud shout, in the dark clouds above his head, there were suddenly four or five thigh-thick lightning bolts falling from the sky, rumbling towards the Dao Wufang who was rushing over, and the frightened and angry Dao Wufang had to roll up two thunder whips. to dispel the four heavenly thunders. But the Lei Fa in charge can't compare to Fang Xing after all. But only two were cleared, and the other two thunderbolts hit the body one after another, screaming and falling towards the valley.
"Haha, dead fat man, weren't you fierce two days ago?"
The big golden crow copied it diagonally, rolled its wings, and two strong winds swept from the bottom of its wings, sending Dao Wufang into the air.
"There has to be enough to bully people, right? I have been hiding from you for half a month, as for the endless search every day? I know because I calculated you at the beginning. You two are dissatisfied, but now that you've been chasing me for a month, no matter how angry you are, you should be gone, right? Not to mention how much I've suffered...... Just ask you two if you two are tired?"
Dao Wufang was frustrated and angry, probably desperate, so he didn't resist, sat sideways in the air, and shouted.
After yelling, I regretted it again, but now in Tianyi Palace, I don't know how many people have seen me like this.
Hate!
The image of hundreds of years is completely ruined!
"Hey, hey, hey. Dead fat man, you don't pretend to be garlic, of course, the master is looking for you to learn from Lei Fa. It's good to comprehend the great technique as soon as possible, but you bastard also has a lot of benefits, and now your Lei Fa attainments are much stronger than a month ago, what kind of grievances are you pretending?"
Fang Xing grinned and fell, squatting on the Tengyun in front of Dao Wufang and laughing.
Dao Wufang was speechless, and turned his head horizontally.
The little devil said well, but in fact, it was not because this kind of exchange was beneficial to both parties, and it was impossible for his father and Elder Hujun to let these two bastards chase and kill him in the palace every day...... Don't you have to fight like this? Can't you find a secret place to save some face for yourself?
"If it's really for the sake of learning...... And you're going to give me back what is in my treasure trove?"
Dao Wufang turned his head and asked with a glimmer of hope.
Fang Xing smiled and said, "The fighting method is fake, it's true to rob your baby!"
Dajin Crow interjected: "No, when you pay the tuition!"
Dao Wufang's teeth itched when he hated, and his hatred for this dead crow was deeper than that for the little devil, in fact, if he really started to move, he was not afraid of this thief and crow, but this guy refused to fight head-on, either hiding behind the little devil, or by virtue of his speed, his speed was just a shortcoming, and he couldn't catch up with it even if he really tried to eat milk.
"Don't worry, the master is not here to talk to you today, but to say goodbye to you!"
Seeing that there was no way to be frustrated, Fang Xing said with a smile, looking a little reluctant.
"Finally leaving?"
Dao Wufang's swollen face was raised, and his expression was a little excited.
Fang Xing said with a smile: "No, a month is almost up, your Tianyi Palace has also been blocked by the Dexterous Sect for a month, I am embarrassed not to leave, but don't worry, when I pick the head of that Shi Hun egg, I will come back to your Tianyi Palace as a guest......" said and sighed, and said a little lingeringly: "To be honest, I still miss your Tianyi Palace!"
Dao Wufang shuddered for a moment, shook his head again and again, and said: "No, no, Tianyi Palace will never miss you, even if you go well, I wish you a victory, never come back, the world is long, we will never see each other...... I don't want all the treasures you snatched, and among my concubines, if you like which one you like, take it away, I wish you a hundred years of happiness, as long as you don't come back......"
"Your uncle, you really want to drive us away......"
Fang Xing angrily kicked Dao Wufang's ass and said indignantly: "The master has already started to treat you as a friend!"
Dao Wufang couldn't cry or laugh: "Although I used to calculate you, how did I treat you as a friend, invite you to a banquet, spend a lot of money to hire fairies to sing and dance, and I want to introduce a few Taoist friends to you...... Although I was slapped into the lake by you, I have the intention...... What about you? What about you? chased me for half a month, is that what my friend did?"
"Hey, hey, hey, it's love to beat and scold......"
Fang Xing and Da Jin Wu glanced at each other, and they were also a little embarrassed.
I thought to myself, did I do too hard during this time?
They knew that the dead fat man of Dao Wufang didn't have any good intentions when he first contacted him, so after getting the secret pull of the Dragon King, he was very excited, and blocked Dao Wufang's fighting method every day, half of it was to sharpen Fang Xing's thunder method, and the other half really wanted to be angry, but when he saw that the young palace master who was once very cold and arrogant was beaten into this appearance, he was also sorry!
"Haha, don't talk about these useless things, borrow the seal of the young palace master of the first palace on your day, and help the young master issue a decree!"
Fang Xing slipped up the road...... With his current strength, he feels a little wasted to lift this fat man.
"Okay, what does the law say?"
As soon as Dao Wufang heard that Fang Xing was really leaving, he suddenly came to his senses.
Fang Xing smiled, looked in the direction of the mountain gate, and said in a low voice: "Tomorrow at noon, I will behead you!"
Dao Wufang heard this, nodded his head heavily, and was not verbose, and his mountain-like body rushed directly to his palace, and after a while, there was a decree based on the Tianyi Palace's mountain protection array, and it was fluttering and shaking in the air, hanging in mid-air, the golden light was shining, and above the decree, the majestic mana spread out, and within a radius of 10,000 miles, all the cultivators had a sense in their hearts.
"Tomorrow at noon, I will behead you......"
With a bang, the Northern Regions of Shenzhou, which had been waiting for Fang Xing to arrive when he broke through the formation, boiled.
Look at the excitement is not a big deal, they were worried about the so-called breakthrough of this little devil and so on, it was just a lie, and in the end it would be because of the intercession of the dragon monarch or the palace master of Tianyi Palace, and the thunder was loud, and the rain was small, after seeing the general decree of this war book, they finally let go of their hearts, this good show could not escape, and in the endless discussions, there were also countless monks rushing to Tianyi Palace.
"Tomorrow, the little devil is going to break into battle!"
"The decree has been issued, and this time it will not be in vain!"
"Let's go, go and watch the battle, no matter who wins or loses, a good show can't escape the ......"
If there are gods looking down from the nine heavens, you can see that the area around Tianyi Palace is lively again, and I don't know that tens of thousands of monks with different cultivation levels have come to watch the battle, and the popularity is so prosperous that it is not even inferior to the original Canglan Sea Dragon Girl recruiting sons-in-law...... (To be continued.) )
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