Section 1275 Fart

Friday!

On this day, everything runs according to the normal trajectory, with cultural classes in the morning and physical fitness classes in the afternoon.

In the afternoon, after the second period, the students were able to go home from school.

Dinner on this day is provided as usual.

Some of them ate before going home.

Of course, there are some people who dislike the lack of rich and nutritious food at school, so they plan to eat it when they go home.

As for Yue Xiaobai, he lives in an orphanage, and the food there is not as good as the school, so of course he stays at the school to eat.

After dinner, he did not go back to the orphanage.

Instead, stay in school.

Why?

Because, he made an appointment with Hong Dashi, and tomorrow morning, the latter would borrow a car to pick him up, and then go to the five-star Haitian Hotel to participate in the special interview held by Baodi Company.

The meeting is scheduled to begin at 2 p.m. sharp.

However, they were asked to be on the scene by twelve o'clock.

Since the school is closer to the Haitian Hotel, the road is also easy to walk.

Therefore, after thinking about it for a while, Yue Xiaobai decided not to go back to the orphanage, but to stay at the school and wait for Hong Dashi.

As for Hong Dashi, his home is not far from the school, so he often goes home.

Evening!

After dinner, Yue Xiaobai took a walk on campus for a while.

Then, he happened to see a gazebo that was empty and quiet.

So, he decided to write a chapter on his phone in the gazebo first.

In other words, he has published more than a dozen chapters, with a total of more than 30,000 words, and the data is very unsatisfactory, and can even be described as extremely poor.

At the same time, there was no signing text message in the background, which made him a little disappointed.

However, he knew that Gui was insisting, so he didn't plan to give up.

Not even a single reader, he plans to keep writing.

Because, first of all, this biography equivalent to his deity, he should be entertaining himself.

At that moment, I saw him sitting on a stone bench in the pavilion, taking out his mobile phone, and devoting himself to writing.

Write, write, write.

After about an hour of writing, he had written almost a thousand words, and at that point, he couldn't write.

Why?

That's not because of his Carvin.

It's because suddenly a little couple walked into the pavilion at some point, flirting and scolding there as if no one was around, and deliberately laughed loudly, wanting to force Yue Xiaobai away.

Seeing this, Yue Xiaobai was very unhappy in his heart, so he glanced at the little couple fiercely, and it was hard to say anything.

When the boy saw Yue Xiaobai glaring at him, he was not happy in his heart, and said: "Boy, what are you staring at, haven't you seen handsome guys and beautiful women?"

Yue Xiaobai sneered and said, "Yes, I really haven't seen a pig-headed man and a bucktooth girl who look like a dinosaur." โ€

When the boy heard this, his face sank, and he scolded, "Boy, you're fucking farting, aren't you?"

Yue Xiaobai thought for a while and said, "That's right, I'm so scared by your ugly appearance that I want to fart." โ€

At this time, he suddenly wanted to play a prank.

At that moment, he secretly operated the secret method and discharged a stream of turbidity.

"Poofโ€”"

And that one was loud and long.

Suddenly, a strange smell filled the entire gazebo.

Caught off guard, the little couple took a sip and almost fainted.

"Damn! Zhu Bajie's fart doesn't stink so much......"

"Gross! It's disgusting. โ€

Immediately, the little couple was so frightened that they ran away.

"Haha, you want to fight me? You're still a little tender. โ€

Seeing the two of them fleeing in embarrassment, Yue Xiaobai couldn't help but feel very proud in his heart, and couldn't help laughing.

Next, the gazebo fell silent again.

So, Yue Xiaobai continued to write.

Write, write, write.

He had just written a few hundred words before he had to interrupt again.

Why?

Because, after the little couple was smoked away, they were very unwilling.

So, they called some friends to come to Yue Xiaobai for trouble.

A large group of people, a total of more than a dozen people, as soon as they entered the pavilion, they made all kinds of sarcasm and ridicule to Yue Xiaobai.

This made Yue Xiaobai very unhappy.

So, he said in a cold voice: "Seniors and seniors, don't you also want to smell how smelly my fart is, right? โ€

Saying that, he was not polite, ran the secret method, and released a "loud" level fart, which made that group of people cover their noses and run away.

And a few people even vomited so much that they vomited all the overnight meals.

"Damn! I didn't expect us to have such a mythical level fart king, turn around, everyone has to help him promote it. โ€

"Yes. Lao Tzu thinks it is really necessary to publicize it widely, so that everyone can see this person in the future, and it is better to avoid it from afar, otherwise, if he secretly farts, I don't know how many people will be poisoned?"

"Yes. When I see this person in the future, I have to take a detour from afar, otherwise, I don't know how I died......

Those scolding and scolding hid away, and no longer dared to take a step closer to the gazebo.

As soon as Yue Xiaobai heard the words of those people, he couldn't help but be stunned, and he became depressed.

Think about it, if you really became famous because of it.

He didn't know whether to laugh or cry?

After all, the title of the fart king is not very good, is it?

However, he also knew that those people's mouths were not easy to block, so in the end, he had to forget it, whatever they wanted.

"Hey, forget it, I'm not going to play with these immature kids, I'd better go back to the dorm. โ€

"By the way, I don't know if the Hundred Curtain Hall will send someone to send me money tonight?"

"Forget it, I don't want to do so much, let's go back to the dormitory first. โ€

Being stirred up by that group of people, Yue Xiaobai was in no mood to continue to stay in the pavilion.

Immediately, he walked back to his dormitory.

......

On the westernmost side of Haibei City, there is an island called Waisha Island, and the sand on the island is very fine and white, and it is very soft.

Twenty years ago, it was a popular place for everyone to recreation, and it was always crowded and lively in the evening.

However, since twenty years ago, there was a building complex called Hundred Curtain Daxia that was completed there, and it became the territory of Hundred Curtain Hall, and no idler dared to enter or leave it anymore.

On the contrary, they regard it as a forbidden place and stay away from it.

At this moment, in a certain secret room in the Great Summer of the Hundred Scenes, I saw the red-faced man sitting on a Taishi chair sewn of shark skin, without saying a word.

Below him, there stood several sturdy men, all of them of great physique.

These people, any one of them, go outside, and the average rich man has to pay three points.

However, at this moment, they are standing in front of the red-faced man, but they dare not come out.

I saw the red-faced man suddenly speak: "There is no doubt that the one named Yue Xiaobai is the murderer of my son, and I must have him broken into thousands of pieces." However, he has a very evil flying knife, and he can't even resist the yellow-level mecha, so it seems that I have to rent a set of Xuan-level mechas......"

(End of chapter)