Chapter 8 Lao Jun calculates that the green cow is punished
Heaven is going to die?Then why did Dao Ancestor push him to this Heavenly Emperor Capital in the first place, and the ** master asked in confusion.
Taishang Laojun said: "This is just a helpless move, the Lich War has just ended, the entire desolate land is full of devastation, if at that time because of the position of a heavenly emperor, causing disputes among all parties, I am afraid that the four continents of the desolate desolation that have just been refined by the Dao Ancestor will be beaten to pieces by everyone." And the selection of Haotian is not a compromise, firstly, it calms the hearts of all parties vying for the position, and secondly, it is also to give Haotian a chance, after all, Haotian has followed Daozu for tens of thousands of years, and he can be regarded as a disciple of Daozu. If he can sit firmly in the position of heaven and earth, it will naturally be the best result, and if he can't do it well, he can also be a rich and noble emperor. Who knows that although Dao Ancestor knows countless people, the most difficult thing in this world to understand is the human heart. I never thought that Na Haotian was so ambitious, and he tried to dominate the Three Realms alone, but although his ambition was great, he didn't have the scheming and strength to match, and he made enemies everywhere, and forced himself to a dead end.
You must know that there is no longevity in this world, even saints such as us can only be glorious for a while. Although that Haotian has seven pure yin female arch guards under his knees, if he can be his emperor in peace and stability, he will naturally enjoy wealth forever, even if the catastrophe of heaven and earth cannot move him at all, who knows that he does not know his own weight, and we can only use this secret chess. When the Xuandu ** master heard this, he also sighed secretly, and felt a little sorry for the result of Haotian and his wife.
Just when Master Xuandu sighed at the miserable situation of God Haotian and Queen Mother of the West in the future, he heard the voice of Taishang Laojun next to him, "Xuandu, you go to the back and bring the green cow, and the poor road has something to order." ”
When the Xuandu ** teacher heard this, he didn't know what the teacher could do to recruit the green cow, but the teacher didn't say it, and it was inconvenient for him to ask, so he turned around and walked out of the hall and walked to the bullpen in the apse. It's just that he just walked into the apse, and then he remembered that the green cow secretly went to the lower realm to see the Lingxiao Dao marriage ceremony, with his character, if he wasn't crazy enough, I'm afraid he wouldn't be willing to come back. Thinking in my heart, before I came to the bullpen, I saw the two boys with the golden horn and the silver horn leaning on the vermilion lacquer fence and falling asleep, and the bullpen was empty, and there was not a single cow hair.
Xuandu ** teacher is a little embarrassed at this time, I don't know whether to tell the teacher about the Qingniu's private netherworld, if you tell the teacher, the Qingniu will inevitably be punished by the teacher, if you don't tell, then you are deceiving the teacher. I was hesitating, and suddenly I thought about it, this big red sky is opened up by the teacher, and once again there is a grass and a tree in the space, and a bird and a worm can't escape the eyes of the teacher Taishang Laojun, although the strength of the green cow is still said in the past, but how can he hide it from the teacher's ears and eyes, I'm afraid the teacher also wants to use this reason to send him to do something secret. Thinking of this, the Xuandu ** master didn't care about the two boys who were still leaning on the vermilion lacquer fence and falling asleep, turned around and went back to the front hall to give instructions to the teacher.
That Taishang Laojun naturally knew where the green cow was at the moment, and when he heard the return of the Xuandu ** master, he immediately pretended to be annoyed, and ordered the Xuandu ** master to go to Yingzhou Immortal Island and bring the green cow back. Although Master Xuandu ** guessed that the escape of the green cow was deliberately done by the teacher Taishang Laojun, he still couldn't help but feel a little frightened when he saw the angry look of the teacher who had always been moody. Busy and in a hurry, he came out of the big red sky, all the way through thirty-three days, and came to Yingzhou Immortal Island in the East China Sea of the Earth Immortal Realm. At this time, the Duobao Daoist had already gone into retreat after explaining what he would do in the future with the Kunpeng Demon Master, the Styx Sect Master, and the people in the Sect Interception. Kong Xuan, who was in charge of the interception of the sect of the Duobao Daoist of that generation, was at the gate of Shangqingguan, bidding farewell to the Styx sect master and his two disciples who had obtained the position of the protector of the sect of the sect, and saw that the Xuandu ** master came to Yingzhou Immortal Island in a hurry, and the face of Gujing Wubo showed a little anxiousness, and he hurriedly stepped forward with the demon master Kunpeng and Zhao Gongming and others.
But when he saw that the Xuandu ** master descended the cloud road, and his feet were not yet steady, he had already opened his mouth and asked: "Fellow Daoist Kong Xuan, is the Qingniu Jindou still in Shangqing Guan at the moment?"
Everyone was stunned when they heard this, they didn't expect this Xuandu ** master to be so anxious, and thought that something big had happened, but it was for the golden pocket, so they listened to Zhao Gongming on the side and said: "That golden pocket Taoist friend should still be pouring wine to Ling Xiao's nephew in the side hall at the moment, but I don't know that Xuandu Taoist friend is so anxious to find him, so what is the matter, can there be a place for poor Dao and others?"
The Xuandu ** master shook his head and sighed: "This green cow doesn't know the height of the sky, in order to participate in the Lingxiao Xiaoyou Marriage Ceremony, he actually took advantage of the two boys to sleep soundly, and stole the lower realm behind the teacher's back. ”
"Xuandu Daoyou. There won't be anything going on with the Qingniu Daoist here. Do you want to go to the Great Red Sky and talk to the Taishang Sage together?" Seeing that it was the demon master Kunpeng, he asked with concern. I was slightly surprised. Although this demon master ~ Peng is said to be a cold-hearted person. After all, the green bull golden pocket is to participate
The marriage ceremony of the son came. If you are punished for it. But I don't have to.
Xuandu ** Master doesn't care why this demon master Kunpeng has a kind heart today. Waving his hand slightly, he said, "It's nothing." The teacher may have been trying to teach this cow a lesson. At most, a few reprimands. Starve him for a few days. Please also ~ Peng Daoyou rest assured. When everyone heard this, they were a little relieved. That green cow is now also the body of a golden immortal. Don't say you're hungry for a few days. Even if you are hungry for 180 years, there is no problem. At the moment, Zhao Gongming led the way in front. led the Xuandu ** master to the side hall.
At this moment, the green bull Jindou was drinking with a group of demon kings in the side hall. I didn't notice the arrival of the Xuandu ** division. Until he was dragged out of the side hall by the arm of Master Xuandu. Blown by a cold wind. only slightly sober. Slightly hazy bull's eyes. A mouthful of alcohol. Said to the ** master of the Xuandu in front of him: "Huh." Senior Brother Xuandu. You also come to drink Lingxiao Daoyou's wine. ”
The Xuandu ** master saw that this green cow catastrophe was coming, and he was still talking nonsense. He lowered his voice and shouted, "You damn cow." When the catastrophe comes, there is still a mood to drink and not drink. Take care of yourself first. Your private nether affairs are already known to the teacher. At the moment, he is waiting in Tushi Palace. Ask for more blessings. He pulled him along. Strode towards the outside of the Qingguan.
It was originally due to excessive drinking. The head was a little dazed, and Qingniu Jindou was scolded by Xuandu ** Master. It's also a fierce spirit. Sober up completely. While following the Xuandu ** master, he walked forward. While asking Master Xuandu, "Isn't the eldest master in retreat alchemy?" How can I know about my old cow's nether realm? This is a terrible thing. My old cow originally wanted to be happy for a few more days. What should I do now?"
Xuandu ** Master said: "Teacher Jin Dan has been refined a few days ago, but there is something for you to do, so that the poor Dao will call you, and the poor Dao can't deceive the teacher, so he told the teacher about your secret nether realm." ”
"This, Senior Brother Xuandu, you are a little inauthentic in doing this, I Lao Niu asked himself if he didn't offend you, how can I sue Lao Niu in front of the big man, now it's okay, my old Niu is going to be punished, are you very happy, very satisfied?"
When Master Xuandu heard that this green cow actually complained about himself, he was also a little annoyed and said: "Hmph, then you tell Poor Dao, if you don't tell the teacher, where do you let Poor Dao find a green cow to explain to the teacher, you can conjure a green cow, do you think you can hide it from the teacher's discernment?"
The green cow Jindou was also speechless at the moment, seeing that Xuandu was angry, he still expected him to intercede in front of Taishang Laojun. At the moment, he changed his smiling face, and said with a smile: "Sao Lei, Sao Lei, but it is my old cow who lost his words, don't blame Senior Brother Xuandu, I don't know why the eldest master explained to me Lao Niu, he was in such a hurry, and he wanted Senior Brother Xuandu to find it in person."
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"I don't know the poor way, but when I get to the Tushi Palace, the teacher will naturally tell you. Also, what do you mean by "Di Sao Lei"? Master Xuandu said suspiciously.
"Well, this, this is the bird language that I learned from the two bird disciples of Kunpeng Lao'er, Jehovah and Satan, it should be a compliment. When the Qingniu Jindou heard the question of the Xuandu ** Master, he scratched his head and said.
Seeing this, Master Xuandu knew that he couldn't ask anything about this stupid cow, and he was rushing to take care of himself at the moment. Xuandu ** Master is profound, and the golden pocket is the mount of Taishang Laojun, Yunlu is naturally not slow, and it took less than a day to rush back from Yingzhou Immortal Island to the Great Chitian Doushi Palace thirty-three days away. The two walked into the main hall one after the other, and saw Taishang Laojun sitting on the futon in the center of the hall and closed his eyes to recuperate. Taishang Laojun heard the movement, opened his eyes and saw that the green cow was trembling and following behind the Xuandu ** master at the moment, and walked into the hall step by step, a smile flashed in his eyes, coughed, and said to the green cow: "Evil obstacle, you don't have the law, you dare to go to the lower realm privately, can you be guilty?"
The green cow trembled when he heard this, and hurriedly came to the Taishang Laojun, pounced, knelt down and kowtowed: "The old man forgives the sin, but my old cow is because he eats grass in the bullpen all day long, and a bird can fade out of his mouth. ”
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