Chapter Thirty-Eight: Strange Preaching
Tian Qing gritted his teeth and said, "Old Wangba, you are ruthless, you won this question! But let's tie, it's time for me to solve the problem!"
"Get out, get out!" said the mad old man.
I saw Tian Qing's eyes narrowed, and he said slyly. "May I ask, 'There are pheasants and rabbits in the same cage today, with thirty-five on the top and ninety-four feet on the bottom, and ask the pheasants and rabbits how much they are?'"
"It's still a little trick! wait for my old king!" said the crazy old man, and then began to break his fingers in a serious manner.
Tian Qing saw the crazy old man's gesture of breaking his fingers, and he sneered even more in his heart, and secretly said in his heart: "Old madman, I ignore your 'fairy good' battle kung fu, it is careless, if this chicken and rabbit in the same cage just want to calculate it with a few fingers, the dream that the fool said can come true!"
But Tian Qing had just finished thinking about this thought, when he saw the crazy old man suddenly jump up and say with his hands dancing:
"Pheasant two legs, rabbit four, there are! Twenty chickens and three, rabbits ten and two, yes, yes!
This is the correct answer, Tian Qing's face was gloomy, obviously he underestimated the IQ of this old madman.
"Count you right" Tian Qing held back three words.
When the mad old man heard that he had answered correctly, he seemed even more happy, and jumped up and down like a mad child. The crazy old man vented a lot, and finally returned to a normal state, with a dark smile on his face.
"Haha, it's my turn, little trick, please: 'There are two worms and a centipede in the same cage, 1,800 legs, another worm and two horses in the same cage, a total of 1,906 legs, and another horse and two centipedes in the same cage, a total of 1,723 legs. Excuse me: How many legs do the horses, worms, and centipedes have?"
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Tian Qing was completely dumbfounded. What is this!
He didn't say a word, and thought about it for a long time. Two horses, two meanders..... A centipede... What the hell! What kind of perverted question is this, Tian Qing scolded in his heart.
The crazy old man saw that Tian Qing couldn't answer for a long time, laughed, and said, "Little trick, you must count when you speak, otherwise, I will eat your soul!, quickly say the answer to this question, I will count three numbers, if you can't answer, you will lose"
"Three", "two", "one point nine", "one point eight", ...... "zero point one", zero!
"You lose, you lose! The little trick is really a fool, the old Wang Ba only changed his question a little, he doesn't know!" the crazy old man shouted proudly.
"You've lost, hehe, but promise me one thing!" the crazy old man laughed.
Tian Qing had no choice but to admit defeat and said, "Say it, Lao Tzu is willing to gamble and lose."
The crazy old man said, "You are a little trick, I see that you still know a little bit about poetry and book algorithms, I just have a poem that I have been thinking about for millions of years, you have to explain it to me!"
"Listen, I'll say it again!"
"The secret of revealing the secret is true, and there is no one to say about cultivating one's life.
They are always energetic, and they are careful to hide and leak.
Hugh leaks, the body is hidden, and you are preached by me.
The mantra is more beneficial to memorize, and it is cool to eliminate evil desires.
The source of the spirit, the opening of the dantian, the spirit of the five elements rotates backwards, and the single spirit and the double spirit need to be completed...... If it is supplemented, the shackles will be broken, and the foundation will be built.
The foundation is built, and the alchemy pill is ...... Just like the spring cicadas in the gold, the silkworms are born in the wood, and the kites can also be separated from the water, the green lotus is planted in the fire, and the swallows fall in the soil......"
"Yuan Dan is out of .....
The spirit infant is now, condensing the spirit, refining the void, and distracting the mind.
To Mahayana, you have to ascend, although it is difficult...... The difficulty of ninety-nine is difficult and dangerous, and the 'five elements' are used retrograde, and they are used up as gods and immortals ......"
The crazy old man said word by word.
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After hearing this, Tian Qing was still unsatisfied, closed his eyes and thought carefully.
A few days passed, and seeing that Tian Qing had been closing his eyes and meditating, the crazy old man seemed to be unable to sit still, and returned to a neurotic state, and said eagerly, "Say it quickly!"
Tian Qing thought for a while, and first said, "Thank you for your predecessor's preaching"
"What senior! I'm the old king! Little trick, if you don't say it, I'll swallow your soul now!!" The crazy old man became furious and said unusually.
"There is nothing else in the dual cultivation of life, it is nothing more than the spirit and spirit, so it must be kept and not leaked. First of all, we must get rid of the desire to be cool, and the aura of gold, wood, water, fire, and earth all practice spirituality, and then open up the spiritual source, develop the dantian, and then refine the spirit to build the foundation, and then refine the spirit to build the foundation, and then refine the dantian, alchemy is the unity of the sun and the moon. Turn the Five Elements Aura upside down..... Eventually, he became an immortal."
Although there were some incomprehensions, Tian Qing still said word by word according to his own understanding. He was now shocked in his heart, there was such a wonderful law in this world!
"Hey, little trick, pretty smart!" said the crazy old man, with a look of great surprise after hearing this.
"The kid has eyes and doesn't know Mount Tai, please forgive me" Tian Qing understood in his heart, this old man pretended to be confused, he was preaching for himself!
"What kid, senior, I'll repeat it again, I'm Lao Wang Ba, you are a little trick, otherwise don't blame Lao Wang Ba for being unkind to a little trick!" said the crazy old man solemnly.
Tian Qing shook his head helplessly, this old man seemed to be really crazy......
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"This is the first time you lose, and you will lose many times in the future, and the game is not over yet!" said the crazy old man seriously.
"Good"
"I'll ask the question first in this round, and I ask: 'How many is one plus one'," the old man said first.
Tian Qing was stunned by the old man again, every time the old man came up with a question, it was extremely difficult, why was it so simple this time? He fell into deep thought again.
Half a day later, under the constant urging of the old man, Tian Qing said uncertainly, "It is equal to 'two'"
"Yes, yes, say it earlier!" said the mad old man, clapping his hands.
"That little trick for me, ask your old Wang Ba?" Tian Qing said hesitantly.
"Get out of here!" the mad old man looked impatient.
"How much is two plus two?" Tian Qing said, he vaguely knew in his heart that this old man was deliberately letting him win.
"Ahh
After crying for a long time, the crazy old man showed an extremely reluctant expression.
"Say what you want," said the mad old man.
"Old Wang Ba" Tian Qing is no longer polite and calls him by his name. "You teleport me out, I've had enough of this spirit cave!"
When the mad old man heard this, his head immediately shook and spun like a plucked drum.
"No, no, I haven't played enough with you, who am I going to play with when you go out?" said the crazy old man.
"Old Wang Ba, then you can help me remove this Yin Demon Silk in the dantian!" Tian Qing pointed to his lower abdomen and said.
I saw that the old man swished directly into the magic circle, half-squatted down, and looked at Tian Qing's lower abdomen with his eyes.
The crazy old man's expression was extremely serious, which made Tian Qing get goosebumps.
"I'll see... It's a bit short at first .... Then, what Yin Demon Silk! This is clearly a god control worm, a little trick, this thing is a Gu worm that can control the mind, when did you let people go down?" the crazy old man began to say seriously.
"Short ...... Phew!" Tian Qing scolded in his heart, didn't dare to slack off, and said, "Eight years ago"
"Oh, then there is still salvation, are you sure that this is the chance to win me and get rid of this 'god control worm'?" said the mad old man.
"Old Wangba, what are you inking? Don't you understand the words of the little tricks," Tian Qing pretended to be anxious and said.
"Come on, old Wang Ba obeys!" shouted the mad old man.
I saw the old man close his eyes and twitch the corners of his mouth as if he was a little painful. A ball of green soul power emerged from him, and the soul power lightly drilled into Tian Qingdantian......
After a cup of tea, Tian Qing only felt extremely nauseous in his abdomen, and spit out something in one mouthful, which was a hair-thick, ruler-long, and black-covered insect.
The insect was spit on the ground by Tian Qing, and kept rolling and jumping, as if trying to find another host to get into.
"Little trick, fortunately, it's only been eight years, if this worm stays in your body for ten years, it will enter the sea of gods from the dantian, invade your divine sense, and thus control your body, Lao Wang Ba has done a good thing today, praise me"
Tian Qing's face was extremely ugly, and he couldn't even count that this Ma Zhenren would cultivate such a vicious Gu worm, and this Gu worm was in the same state and shape as that Yin Demon Silk, which also surprised him.
Looking at the twisting bug on the ground, he raised his hand and burned the bug to ashes.
"Old Wangba, you are so great!" Tian Qing said sincerely after doing all this.