"Uncle, you can't blame him, he is also kind-hearted, there are many men in the world, and after drinking, they are all virtuous, in addition to the mouth kung fu, the body is weak, don't talk about the husband, that is, call him a man, it is also too reputation, how can he be like an uncle, he drank a lot of wine, and he has endless strength, which really makes his daughter's family blush!"

If she said this a day ago, Wu Song would of course be furious and reprimand her for not abiding by women's morals, but after some conversation, she actually hooked her up with Sun Erniang, thinking that they were all people of the same kind, husbands among women, and they spoke bluntly, but in fact, they naturally had the reserve of their daughter's family in their hearts, and they didn't think they were angry.

Skylark said this herself, which was a very weak sarcasm about Jiang Menshen's bed, and after saying it, she also regretted it in her heart, and when she saw that Wu Song was not angry, she was happy in her heart: "He accepted my seduction." ”

"I lifted the Qi Mei stick, walked up to Jingyanggang, and really saw the official documents of the tiger infested on the mountain, if I didn't drink, I didn't necessarily go up to deal with the animal, this drank wine, there were 10,000 catties of strength on the body, and I didn't eat tiger meat, I went up to fight, drank the tiger's blood, and tore off half of the tiger's leg to drink, how heroic it should be!"

"Uncle, that tiger bone is even better, used to make wine, drinking it can make a man tiger!"

Skylark knows how to serve men very well, and naturally knows how to use the art of the room, what is beneficial to men, and what can make men more vigorous, she naturally knows everything about it.

"Hey, this Wu Song is already majestic, if he drinks tiger blood and eats tiger meat, this body is not like a god, and the old lady can do that happy thing with him, it is naturally satisfactory!"

"On that Jingyanggang, suddenly heard a gust of fishy wind, as the saying goes, the dragon from the clouds, the tiger from the wind, but where there is a real dragon infested, there are naturally clouds, there are tigers infested, there will be a fishy wind, listen to the old man said, for the tiger to do a fight, the tiger is always with the soul of the dead, the fishy wind is the soul of the dead. ”

"I smelled the fishy smell, but I was even more excited, and the alcohol disappeared by three points, but whenever anyone touched the tiger, they all hid, how could I, Wu Song, take off my robe, sit on the stone, and wait for it, I had regrets in my heart at that time, what are you Dao? If it is Jin Lian, you must know!"

When the lark heard this, the feelings in her whole body disappeared at once, and she was so angry that she gritted her silver teeth: "This Pan Jinlian is just a lowly girl, she often serves you and does some lowly work, she thinks she understands!"

She was very angry in her heart, and could only say perfunctorily: "Naturally, I thought that no one was on the spot and couldn't see your majesty, so did I still have the leisure to drink?"

"Hahaha, sister-in-law is really a shrewd person! Wu Song was thinking that if he could have thirty or twenty catties of spirits, it would be the best!"

Skylark was teasing him, but he didn't know that he was right, but in fact, she couldn't say that she was right, but she was very happy at the moment: "Pan Jinlian's little slut, who has followed Wu Song for many days, only knows what he needs, and the old lady guessed it at once, and the kung fu of dealing with men, you are far worse than the old lady." ”

"I sat on the stone, the fishy wind became stronger and stronger, and suddenly a tiger roared, like thunder splitting the mountain, hey, I couldn't help but cheer in my heart, no wonder that beast can hurt people's lives, ordinary people gave him this roar, naturally his heart and lungs were broken, and the murderous aura carried by Brother Li Kui's body, the same thing, such a powerful insect, I really don't want to kill it!"

When the lark heard this, his heart itched: "Wu Song is indeed a dragon and phoenix among people, ordinary people are frightened when they see a tiger, but he is like seeing a kitten, and he also said that it looks interesting and doesn't want to kill him!

She thought of this, watched Wu Song recall the past, with a heroic expression, as if returning to the scene, in her mind, it was naturally Wu Song's solid muscles, sweating, riding on the tiger, with the arm that reassures girls all over the world, raised his fist, and beat the white-fronted tiger to the spot.

"The big insect jumped out, very mighty, five or six hundred pounds, the body was longer than me, there was a 'king' word on the head, there was a cold light in the eyes, a roar, the wind was blowing, and the four sharp claws were like steel files, I was very admired in my heart, and I didn't want to kill it. ”

"I caught it off guard, and I put its grip on its shoulders, and the beast's breath spurted straight to its cheeks, and it was so hot that it was comfortable in that weather, but it stenched. ”

"Uncle, the claws of the white-fronted tiger have grabbed your shoulders, aren't you the slightest bit afraid?"

"Wu Song has always been stronger when he is stronger, and he is not afraid, but it is the old lady who cries with you that makes me afraid!" Wu Song laughed after speaking.

"Uncle, the man who will be scared when he sees his daughter's family crying is a good man, you can say it quickly, the slave's little liver is already scared, but he is very willing to listen. ”

"Well, the beast opened its bloody mouth and was about to bite off my head, and I kicked it in the abdomen, kicked it over, and shouted: 'I was going to let you live, but you want to eat the master, I can't let you go!', picked up the eyebrow stick on the ground, and looked at its head is a stick!"

"The tiger is dead?" the lark asked after a pause in his search.

"No! Qi Mei stick is broken in two!"

"The tiger's head is so hard?"

"No, it's the bottle of incense that really has extraordinary wine, I was drunk and dizzy, and I saw a stone covered with fallen leaves as a tiger, and I hit it with a stick and broke the Qi Mei stick!"

"Ahh

"It's nothing, this thing has been there since ancient times, when the flying general Li Guang, he also heard the sound of the tiger, an arrow was about to shoot, the tiger was silent, thinking that it would be killed, and the next day I found out that the original feather arrow was not in the stone, haha, he drank wine and took the stone as a tiger!"

"The forest is dark and the grass is frightened, and the general draws the bow at night. Ping Ming looked for the white feather and sank into the stone ridge. The slave knows this verse. The lark was frightened, her heart was beating hard, her face was flushed, she held her chest, and her heart suddenly moved.

"Uncle, you almost scared the slave's heart out of your mouth. ”

"Haha, my sister-in-law is a heroine among women, how can she be intimidated. ”

"Uncle!" Skylark gently grabbed Wu Song's hand and put it on his chest, "Don't believe it, you touch it yourself, and you really jumped very hard." ”