"My lord Mingjian, it was Ghost Li who did it alone, and the slave and maid are a female streamer, how can they have the strength to do such a thing!"

"Mother-in-law, don't shirk responsibility, you are the culprit! Oh, oops! Don't slap your face, I still have to talk!"

Ghost Li didn't care about the raindrops of fists on his body, and hurriedly defended.

When everyone heard this, they couldn't help laughing, Shi En couldn't help but laugh, and said, "Don't beat him for the time being, listen to what he has to say." ”

Li Ghost didn't care about the pain, and immediately said: "Back to my lord, the villain is just an honest farmer in Baizhang Village, Yishui County, Yizhou, who married an unvirtuous wife, and it is really a top-toed shoe, so he has fallen to this point!"

Rumble!

Everyone laughed, Zhang Tuanlian was very strange, looked left and right, and found that only Jiang Menshen was not smiling, so he asked, "Brother Jiang, what are they laughing at?"

"No, it's just that Ghost Li gave a strange description, and everyone laughed!"

Zhang Tuanlian was very suspicious, but he looked at Jiang Menshen with a very embarrassed expression, knowing that everyone's laughter was related to him, he and Jiang Menshen were the best brothers, although he was curious, he was not willing to reveal his scars, but it was just strange why Li Gui's words were related to Jiang Menshen.

He had just arrived in the Happy Forest, and Jiang Menshen did not come back when he punished the lark, he scolded the lark for being "not a virtuous wife, top toe shoes", and Li Ghost scolded the woman in the same way, but even the lark who was beaten beyond recognition was not many times more beautiful than this woman, and everyone compared the lark with the woman, and naturally compared Jiang Menshen with Li Ghost, how could it not be funny.

"Phew, you are a useless man in bed, a useless man under the bed!" The woman's pungent energy came up at once, and she wanted to cross her waist, but her hands were tied, but everyone could imagine her waist crossed, she said that Li Ghost was useless under the bed, and everyone didn't think so, but the bed was useless, everyone was very interested, and Shi En also listened with great interest to the quarrel between the two bad couples, and there was no intention to stop it.

"Even if you are poor, you are still a man, the old lady is just a weak woman, what are you going to do, can the old lady stop you?"

Hearing her say that she was a "weak woman", everyone laughed breathlessly, but they tried their best to endure it and were unwilling to interrupt the couple's quarrel.

"Mother-in-law, when did Lao Tzu get out of bed? Last night, didn't Lao Tzu be happy with you seven or eight times? Although half of it was done at the dinner table, as long as it was that kind of thing, it could be called in bed, don't believe it, but ask all the men here, is this the case?"

"Yes, that's true! Ghost Li, in front of a woman of this appearance, you can do it seven or eight times a night, not only do you not have a nest, but you are also a good man in the world!" Some young heroes couldn't help but laugh and ridicule loudly.

Wu Song heard Pan Jinlian say about the foolish things of these two people, and he was thrilled to hear it at the time, for fear that Pan Jinlian would be innocent if she moved a little under the bed, but at this moment, listening to these two people talk about things, just like modern cross talk, he couldn't help laughing, and he didn't think how terrifying Pan Jinlian was that night, but how funny it was.

"Yes, last night, you scoundrel, ate a sheep whip, like a male dog in heat, knocked over all the good mutton on the table, pressed the old lady on the table, and then made himself happy, how can the old lady have the slightest room for resistance, doesn't that mean that you are strong? If you want to block the road and rob, can the old lady stop you? If you don't go, what can the old lady do to let you go!"

The woman's snatching made Li Ghost speechless for a while, everyone was happy to listen to their quarrel, originally such a husband and wife boudoir matter, it was very indecent to say, but in the mouths of these two couples, it was very interesting, even the two old boxers and Li Baozheng such upright people, they didn't feel that there was anything polluting their ears.

"That's not right!" Ghost Li shook his head vigorously, and suddenly, he raised his head, looked at Shi En, and asked, "My lord, are you afraid of your wife?"

Rumble!

Everyone laughed for a while, and Shi En couldn't help but laugh: "This official has never married a wife, even if he does, he is not afraid of a wife!"

"I don't believe it!" Ghost Li shook his head and looked at the two old boxers, "You two are old, you must have married a wife, and you know how powerful your mother-in-law is." ”

The two boxers laughed and said nothing, and waited for Li Gui to continue talking nonsense.

"Mother-in-law is very powerful, when you were young, you disobeyed her a little, and when you got into bed, it would be difficult for her to obey you. His words made the two boxers feel the same way, but they were just sanctimonious and didn't dare to agree.

"I've been with her for a few more years, even if it's a beautiful woman, you can't be interested, unless it's like me, I only go home once in half a month, so I naturally have to deal with it well, and the woman at this time is even more terrifying, and I quarrel in your ear every day, and the noise makes you upset. ”

"Hey---"

The two old boxers sighed and agreed very much.

"My mother-in-law, thirty years old, doesn't count old, says young, can't say, that's even worse, all day long in my ear how is the eldest brother of the Zhang family, the second brother of the Li family is like this, anyway, just say that I am useless!"

"What else do you say'laughing at the poor and not laughing at the prostitute', Lao Tzu can bring silver back, that is, she goes out to drink flower wine every day, she is also happy, Lao Tzu has no silver, that is, she washes her stinky feet every day, she is also unwilling, just say such gossip, Lao Tzu sometimes drinks wine, wants to be happy, she refuses. ”

"Even if you are willing, when Lao Tzu is happy, she will say this and that in your ear, Lao Tzu finally couldn't bear it, and said that he was going to block the road and rob, which was originally angry, who knew that she agreed, and encouraged, sir, do you think she is the culprit?"

"Hmm!" Shi En couldn't help but smile and said: "Listening to you say this, this mother-in-law is indeed the culprit, even if she did not participate in the roadblock robbery, it can be regarded as participating!"

"My lord, wronged, the slave just said that he agreed, you know, this Li ghost has a little strength in addition to being in bed, how can he have the ability to block the road and rob, the slave and the maid also thought that he was talking about it, and he wouldn't make it, so he said encouragement, who knew that he really went, and succeeded, the slave and maid saw that he had silver to bring back, and he didn't stop it, but he couldn't say that he participated, at most it was a crime of knowing and not reporting. ”

"You have a point. Shi En smiled: "Even if you are sued for the crime of not reporting the crime, you have to tell everything you know, otherwise you will be dealt with as an accomplice!"

Wu Song said with a smile in his heart: "This grace is really used to interrogation, he is equivalent to saying that he wants them to tell each other's sins, the more they say, the lighter the crime, people say, 'Husband and wife are the same forest birds, and they fly separately when disaster comes', and Li Ghost and his wife are even more so, it seems that this case is clearly understood at once." ”

"Lord Hui, this Li ghost has no ability by himself, so he came up with an idea, saying that they have a 'black whirlwind' Li Kui in Baizhang Village, who has a name in the rivers and lakes, especially the people near Baizhang Village, mention his name, the gods and ghosts are also afraid, his dead ghost, looks the same as Li Kui, and I don't know if his father has an affair with Li Kui's mother or ....."

"Mother-in-law!" Wu Song broke off: "If you dare to insult Li Kui's mother again, the master will kill you immediately!"

"Heh--" Zhang Tuanlian couldn't help but feel his heart throb when he heard Wu Song's sound like thunder on the ground, although he didn't see Wu Song's bravery, but at this moment, he knew Wu Song's power just by drinking it.

"Slave .... The slave knows!" The lady was so frightened that she said in a trembling voice: "That must be Li Kui's father who stole Li Gui's mother's kiss..."

"Phew!" Wu Song couldn't help laughing, saying that Li Kui's father stole Li Gui's mother-in-law, and his father didn't suffer a loss, so forget it, and don't care about women.

All in all, the two of them looked exactly the same, that is, a three-year-old baby crying in the middle of the night, and when he saw their appearance, he was also frightened and immediately behaved, and he used Li Kui's name to rob a single merchant near Baizhang Village, and there was no unsuccess. ”

"That guy is not stupid, thinking about pretending to be Li Kui's name like this, one day, he will let Li Kui know that Li Kui is a killing star, and he will definitely come to kill people after knowing it, he wants to make a living in a farther place, but when he gets to a farther place, he doesn't know if Li Kui's reputation can still be scary. ”

"That's right, Master Mingjian!" the Li ghost rushed to say: "That woman gave me a plan, saying that the gecko method ....."

"What is the method of gecko?" Shi En glared at the woman, signaling her not to interject and let Ghost Li continue.

Li Ghost said proudly: "Have you ever seen a gecko eating mosquitoes, the gecko crawled slowly on the wall, and when it got close to the mosquito, he stuck out his tongue and ate the mosquito, as long as his tongue could reach the mosquito, it would not move." ”

"This gecko's method is to treat Li Kui's name hall as the gecko's tongue, to see where his name can extend, we will slowly try, today in the place of leaving Baizhang Village ten miles, inquire about Li Kui's name, if everyone's face changes greatly, it proves that the gecko's tongue can reach. ”

"Tomorrow, we will go to a place twenty miles away to inquire, and always extend the place all the way to the farthest place, so that it will be much safer, there are more locations, we have more choices to start with, and Li Kui will be even more difficult to pursue!"

"Hey!" Wu Song said with a smile in his heart: "I have fulfilled a modern saying, thieves are not terrible, but they are afraid that thieves are educated! These two couples are really the champions of thieves!"

"Well, that makes sense, but why did you get to Mengzhou Mansion, which is very far away from Baizhang Village!" Shi En asked.

"Hey, one day, the villain was going to block the road and rob, but he met a brother from Baizhang Village, he told him that Li Kui had left Baizhang Village, and the villain thought that he must have come to find the villain, so the villain and his mother-in-law ran away all the way...."

Wu Song understood, the so-called thief was weak-hearted, Li Kui left Baizhang Village because he killed someone, and Li Kui thought that Li Kui was coming to him, but in fact, Li Kui didn't know anything about him.

"Well, then it's also a coincidence that you came to Mengzhou Mansion. Shi En said.

"My lord, that's not a coincidence, it's a villain who came on purpose. "Ghost Li is very proud.

"You came here on purpose, why?" said Shi En, who was very strange.

"My lord, what kind of place do you think, what kind of place is Mengzhou Mansion, doesn't it mean that Mengzhou Mansion is a heroic place? Who is Li Kui, and his reputation as a 'Black Whirlwind' is not a good reputation, the villain thinks, how dare a bad person come to the heroic land. ”

When Shi En heard this, he scolded with a smile in his heart: "Okay, you thief, you actually used the heroic land to protect yourself. ”

However, he was even more strange, "Ghost Li, you are not a good person, why do you dare to come?"

"First, the villain came here to be a good person, not to be a bad person, second, as the saying goes, the most dangerous place is the safest place, third, the villain and Li Kui have known each other since childhood, Li Kui's nickname is Tie Niu, he is really stupid and blunt as a cow, he is not as shrewd as the villain, he dare not come here. ”

"Poof!" Wu Song almost squirted out a sip of wine, "Li Kui is not stupid, but he doesn't have a city government in his heart, but it is not unreasonable for Li Kui to say that he is stupid, there is a person in Baizhang Village who looks exactly like him, he didn't expect that if he changed anyone, the first time, he would think that Li Kui was using his reputation to commit crimes here, and only Li Kui couldn't think of it." ”

"Okay, even if what you said is right, why do you do the thing of blocking the road and robbing it?"

"My lord, as the saying goes, dogs can't change the habit of eating!"

Rumble!

Everyone laughed back and forth, and some people in the world actually said that they were dogs and that they ate, but thinking about it, there was really no more suitable word to describe it.

Li Ghost disagreed, and continued: "The villain wants to be a good person, but the villain doesn't understand anything, in Mengzhou Mansion, being a hero, opening a martial arts hall, opening a dart game, no ability, being a buddy, too lowly and unwilling, plus this mother-in-law and villain love to gamble a few hands, the silver snatched back will soon be gone, and they can only return to their old business." ”

"My lord, it was Ghost Li who brought it up first, and the slave and maid just went along with it!" the woman immediately said, "Moreover, the slave and maid often persuade him to steal!"

"Yes, my lord, my wife is right, she persuaded the villain to steal the way, the villain has always implemented this principle, so the villain is a thief!"

When everyone heard this, some slapped the table with laughter, and some stepped on the floor, and the two couples just bit the dog bones, and suddenly, they had a very tacit understanding, and they actually called themselves thieves.

"Okay!" Shi En couldn't help but laugh, "What chivalrous deeds have you done?

Li Ghost really thought that Shi En was praising him, and said with a big smile: "My wife said, we are robbing the rich and helping the poor, so it is a grand thief, and I have never hurt the innocent, I don't believe that the adults called all those who robbed them, and any of them were injured!"

"Robbing the rich to help the poor?" Wu Song finally couldn't help but ask: "Robbing the rich is certain, and traveling to and from business can be regarded as a person with a little silver, but to help the poor, who have you helped?"

Everyone is silent, in the Northern Song Dynasty, the so-called heroes, the so-called chivalry, different from the modern definition, they pay attention to a "righteousness" word, you can kill, you can plunder the land, you can rob, but you can't lose a "righteousness" word.

This "righteousness" is a benchmark in their hearts, not a thing in the traditional sense, in fact, robbery, the poor do not rob, only rob the rich, but the rich provoke whom, why should they rob you, the rich man's silver is not necessarily ill-gotten gains.

But for them, doing so is a hero, just like Song Jiang, why can he become the head of one hundred and eight heroes, what earth-shattering things did he do, there is no modern concept, but in ancient times, it was very remarkable, reflecting a "righteousness" word.

Yan Po cherishes that he is his friend, he tolerates her in every way, he can do anything, even if he wears a green hat, he doesn't mind, but once he knows that she threatens his brother, he kills him immediately, without any hesitation, this is "righteousness", the men in the rivers and lakes are following this thing, okay, it's far away here, back to business.

"My silver has been spent, I have lost it all, my mother-in-law's silver is also, we are poor, naturally we are helping ourselves, what did not I say, if I am poor, I will help myself first, and if I have a lot of money, I will help others, and when we have silver, we will also go to the gambling house to give it away." ”

When everyone heard this, they laughed so much that tears came out, and Wu Song was also amazed, and the two couples could go to the Spring Festival Gala to talk about cross talk.

"If you are poor, you will be good to yourself, and if you are good, you will help the world, this is what Mencius said, but it is not what you said!" Shi En said with a smile.

"What does that mean?" asked Ghost Li at the same time as his wife.

Shi En was slightly stunned, and he really couldn't explain it for a while, what was different from what they understood.

Wu Song couldn't help but smile and asked, "Ghost Li, I heard that you can cut down a big tree that two people hug together with an axe, what is the mystery in this?"

"That's the villain's skill, the villain is born with divine power, so he said that even if he blocks the road and robs, it doesn't hurt anyone, if the villain wants to hurt people, those merchants will die a long time ago, and they are still clean, and they don't have a chance to report to the Yin Yamen, and it saves trouble, but the villain is a thief!"

"Hmm!"

Wu Song nodded, walked to the woman's side, stretched out his hand and pulled on her, and the hemp rope tied to her body was immediately torn off.

Ghost Li thought that Wu Song admired his chivalry, and immediately smiled: "Hero, please also tear off the hemp rope for me, Mengzhou Mansion is a heroic place, you and I are both heroes, so we must know heroes and heroes, and drink together!"

Wu Song smiled slightly and said, "Ghost Li, since you have this divine power, you can tear off the hemp rope by yourself." ”

Li Ghost was slightly stunned, and immediately said: "The villain has to hold a plate axe to exert strength, and he can't use it empty-handed." ”

"That's good!"

Wu Song carried Ghost Li and walked to the wine vat that the lark had fallen into, bang, threw Ghost Li in, he came to play tricks on Ghost Li, and secondly, as long as Ghost Li entered the wine vat, the wine in this wine vat would not be sold in the future, and it would be fine, otherwise he always thought that he would drink the wine that the lark bathed in, and his heart was very unpleasant.

"Ghost Li, if you have drunk wine, you will tear off the hemp rope if you have an axe. ”

Everyone smiled and watched the excitement, and Ghost Li shouted loudly: "Good man, this makes the wine-soaked hemp rope more tenacious and difficult to break!"

"That's because you haven't drunk enough!"

Wu Song pressed on Li Gui's head, pressed him into the wine vat, and waited until he was almost drunk before he was released, Li Gui was almost suffocated, Fang took a breath, his head tightened, and pressed it in again.

PS The cold is not good, the day is muddy, and at this time I barely finished today's 10,000 words, forgive me!