Chapter 205: Dog Lovers
The three of them looked at the roe deer and said in unison: "Only human blood is available, so it's in vain." Pen Fun Pavilion wWw. biquge。 info" Li Yihang said: "It's really hateful! Fortunately, Brother Yun is eye-catching, otherwise if you cover more than ten words, you will have a headache." ”
The blood book came to an end in advance, and the three of them began to work to get food, and after a while, the three deer legs were washed and peeled and put on the fire for barbecue, Li Yihang talked about eating wolf legs, and he really heard the two of them swallowing saliva continuously, Sun Jianteng said: "Don't say it, besides, my tongue will swallow it." Luo Yun said: "I don't know if I can bake a wolf tonight to try the taste, is it really as crispy and crispy as you said." Li Yihang said: "Wolves generally do not live in high mountains and dense forests, and this hope is afraid that it will be disappointed." ”
Although I didn't eat wolf meat, but the taste of venison is not bad, after eating a roast leg, Wu Zi is still unsatisfied, so the three of them discussed some more game, so the three of them repeated the old trick, hiding in the grass, this time actually waited for a big wild boar, if it touched an ordinary hunter, the wild boar may not be afraid, but in the face of three martial arts practitioners, although the big wild boar struggled, rushed left and right, and the scream resounded through the forest, but still could not escape the fate of death'
The three of them really spent a lot of effort to hunt this wild boar with sharp and long fangs, Sun Jianteng also fell down on the stone pile and hit his head, his forehead was bleeding, Li Yihang subdued the wild boar and hurriedly said: "Brother Sun, don't be in a hurry to stop the bleeding, smear the blood on the white silk." Sun Jianteng glared at him angrily, and Luo Yun smiled: "Brother Jianteng, don't be stingy, at most you will eat two pork legs to make up for it." ”
The wild boar's legs are more chewy than the deer's legs, and the meat is juicy and more, and the three of them have round stomachs, and they can't even straighten their waists, and the little flowers have a lot of delicious food on the side, and they are so happy that they jump around. Luo Yun touched its head and neck and said, "When you go down the mountain tomorrow, you have to catch a few hares and pheasants for us to repay us." Xiaohua seemed to be able to understand him, so she screamed a few times, and rubbed his feet with her body, looking very affectionate.
Li Yihang couldn't help but say: "Master Luo, I really admire you so much, you are the only one in the world who makes me so heartbroken." Luo Yun laughed and said, "Brother Li, just look at your expression and know that you want to make fun of me? Li Yihang said: "Brother Sun, do you think that Luo Gongzi is particularly popular with women?" Sun Jianteng smiled: "Luo Gongzi not only has a woman's popularity, but also has a lot of attraction to this female dog, you see, Xiaohua only loves him, but ignores us, and doesn't snort when he feeds it bones." After saying that, he laughed with Li Yihang, Luo Yun scolded: "Fuck your grandma, you know that you two bastard dogs can't grow ivory in their mouths, I am a dog lover, of course Xiaohua likes to play with me, who told you two rabbit cubs to eat dog meat when you are beggars, Xiaohua knows that you two are demons when you smell it, of course I won't play with you." ”
Li Yihang said: "Look, there are new words again, dog lovers, dog lovers! I heard that dog lovers will sleep with dogs, I wonder if you have this hobby?" Luo Yun grinned and said: "Speaking of this, I have really seen a woman sleeping with a big male dog, which opened my eyes, and the thief is disgusting." ”
Sun Jianteng hurriedly asked: "What kind of disgusting method do those dog lovers? Luo Yun said: "I have seen it with my own eyes, there is no half of a lie, it is so, so......" Sun and Li were dumbfounded, sometimes amazed, sometimes screaming.
The mist rises and envelops the forest, and crystal clear mountain streams flow. The moon was like a shy maiden, hiding in the faint clouds, afraid to listen to their conversation. The stars blinked their sparkling eyes as they stared at the three young men who were laughing loudly and indecently with unscrupulous words.
Early in the morning of the second day, the three of them carried the booty down the mountain, and after listening to Luo Yun's words, the little flower was like a god, and actually caught three hares and four pheasants. At the foot of the mountain, the three of them invited the whole village to eat wild meat, thanking them for their careful care for more than a month, and some of the bold villagers brought out their home-brewed rice wine to help the fun, although it was bitter and astringent, the three of them were also very drunk, and they fell to the ground drunk and slept until noon on the second day.
After eating, Sun Jianteng and the three of them said goodbye to Old Man Ye and embarked on the road out of the village.
When he arrived in a small town, Luo Yun became the gold and jade ring on his body and exchanged it for dozens of taels of silver. The three of them discussed how to go next, Sun Jianteng said: "Shouzhou can't go back, I want to go to Qingyuan County, Lingnan, to see the parents I sent there, what are the plans of the two brothers?" Luo Yun said: "I have been away from home for more than four years, and I have never sent the news back, my parents must be very concerned about me, I want to go home, Yihang, you have no place to go, why don't you go to my house to play for a while? By the way, I will introduce my sister to you." ”
Li Yihang heard that they were going to visit their parents, his heart was sour, and he shook his head and said: "I just came out of the house, and I don't want to go back to the sad place so soon, I want to go north, see what new and interesting things are, just know it." Luo Yun said: "Don't forget our six-year appointment with Senior Brother Kun Zheng, there are still two years to go." Li Yihang said: "How could I forget, Senior Brother Kun Zheng often appears in my heart, Brother Sun, you will also go with me then, I will introduce Senior Brother to you, everyone will definitely be able to talk." ”
Sun Jianteng said: "Okay, the fox friends I met when I was in the limelight, I avoided me one by one after the disaster, for fear that I would affect them, it is extremely hateful, only the friends I met on the rivers and lakes, the brothers I met, are the real friends, the real brothers!" Luo Yun said: "Guangdong is not far from Jiangxi, you are a good day, let's separate." Li Yihang said: "Don't be busy, let's show the blood book, and ask Mr. Xiucai, who wrote the letter on the street, to copy three copies, and let's have one copy each, and see who can learn by himself faster." ”
Luo Yun said: "It doesn't have to be a secret, maybe it's the story of the wind and the snow?" Sun Jianteng said: "The matter of the wind and the snow and the moon should also be so painstakingly made so mysterious, it must be a great adultery." Li Yihang said: "It doesn't matter if his adultery is a cheat, show it first." ”
At that moment, the three of them threw themselves into the store, took three bowls into the room, cut their wrists, shed most of the bowls of blood, and smeared them on the white silk, and sure enough, there were words on every page. When he had finished painting everything, he went out into the street and asked a gentleman to copy it in triplicate according to the contents of the blood book. After copying and binding, Li Yihang lit the blood book and burned it, and said: "The blood book is left on the body, for fear of attracting evil gods and evil ghosts, it is too unlucky, it is better to destroy it." ”
Sun Jianteng and Luo Yun went south together with a secret, and after Li Yihang saw him off, he returned to the inn and pondered: "My martial arts are shallow, can I not have a moment of relaxation, with Luo Yun and Jianteng, playing and making fun all day long, just thinking about eating, drinking and having fun, so can I still seriously calm down and practice? When I meet a big enemy, I can only watch him escape and dare not make a move." ”
At the moment, he took out the paper he had just copied down, studied it carefully, and the cover was written "The Great Method of Transferring the Meridians and Changing the Acupoints", Li Yihang thought: "The transmutation and acupoints, as the name suggests, is to place the meridians and acupuncture points in the human body in a different position, what is the benefit of this?" Yes, when I do it with someone, if the enemy wants to point at my acupuncture points, I only need to use this Dafa to move the acupuncture points away, then he will click a hundred times and it will have no effect, haha, this is an interesting self-defense technique, I just said, it is so mysterious, there is no reason to record some love and love, it will definitely be a good thing. ”
He was familiar with the meridians and acupuncture points of the whole body, and opened up the second vein of Rendu, the internal strength is quite foundational, and the brain is flexible, although there is no one to guide him, it is not without a little progress to practice this secret technique, some people don't understand and don't understand it, they skip over, look at the next paragraph, and think that this is not practicing internal strength, and there is no need to step by step. I was focused, I didn't know how time passed, and before I knew it, the light dimmed, and when I looked out the window, it was dark.