Chapter 16: The Mess Strikes
"Brother Xiaoxian, what is big, small, what does Sister Tianhua mean?"
"Eh!" Mo Xiaoxian smiled bitterly: "She wants to be your eldest sister!"
"That's good!"
Although the real age of the little ibis is no longer exquisite, it is certainly not much younger than Mo Xiaoxian, and it is an old monster for hundreds of years to mortals, but she does not have this awareness for the little ibis herself.
When Mo Xiaoxian was the god of Sanssouci Mountain, one day, he found that a firelight fell from the sky and fell behind Sanssouci Mountain, and when he rushed over to check, he found that the little ibis was surrounded by flames, but he was not burned, but he was in a coma.
Mo Xiaoxian rescued the little ibis on the seventh day, she woke up, unfortunately the little ibis only remembered her own name, only knew that she was transformed from a crested ibis, and she didn't remember anything else, since then, she and Mo Xiaoxian have relied on each other.
Looking at the little ibis's ignorant expression, Tianhua twisted Mo Xiaoxian's ears and asked, "What did you just say?"
"Oh, Grandma, you tap!" Mo Xiaoxian begged for mercy and defended, "Where did I say something wrong?"
"Hmph, don't pretend to be confused, is the old lady's words what you mean?"
"And what do you mean by being an old man?"
Tianhua increased his strength again, and said fiercely: "You're still pretending to be with me!"
Mo Xiaoxian was completely convinced of the fierce Heavenly Painting, so he couldn't help but nod and said, "Don't dare, don't dare, let's do whatever you want!"
"Count you as acquaintances!" Tianhua let go of his hand.
Mo Xiaoxian was about to cry, secretly sighing that she had poured blood mold for eight lifetimes, and fell into the hands of this tigress, no, she must find a way to get her away, otherwise there will definitely be no peaceful life in the future!
Just when Mo Xiaoxian lowered his head and pondered, Tianhua chatted with the little ibis and Chongyun on the side quite speculatively, and spoke softly, humbly and politely, which was like two people just now.
"Brother Wolf, it should be here!" At this time, a voice that was neither male nor female came from the courtyard of the Land Temple.
"Let's go in and have a look!" replied like a complete man.
"Bang!"
The door was kicked open, and two men entered, one strong and mighty, the other thin, and the thin man's face was still covered with heavy makeup like a woman's, which was really flattering.
The two of them were obviously not good, and Mo Xiaoxian immediately asked, "Who are you?"
"Yo! This little brother is really handsome!" The thin man saw Mo Xiaoxian who spoke, his eyes lit up and said: "The slave family's name is embarrassed, this is my wolf brother, what is your name, little brother!"
Mo Xiaoxian was choked by his disgust, and immediately sneered: "Your grandmother has a leg, and she is still a baby, why don't you call it a baby!"
Shaking the index finger of his right hand in embarrassment, he explained angrily: "This embarrassment is not Bibei, the slave family is embarrassed, little brother must remember!"
Mo Xiaoxian really didn't want to say anything more to this nondescript guy, so he asked bluntly: "Don't talk nonsense, why are you here at night?"
The embarrassment circled around everyone, the unpleasant smell of fat powder on his body was really unbearable, and he kept sniffing at everyone with his nose, and finally, standing in front of Mo Xiaoxian, he sighed and said: "It's a pity!
"What a pity?"
The embarrassment sighed again and said: "It's a pity that the slave family is so handsome, but he has to die young, hey!"
At this time, the embarrassed wolf brother said impatiently: "What nonsense to talk to him, hurry up and take it down, go back to pay the errand, the uncle has no time to waste here!"
Mo Xiaoxian and Tianhua glanced at each other, and finally understood, these two people were originally sent by Wang Mang, but they didn't understand how they found here?
The strength of the other party was unpredictable, Mo Xiaoxian had to use delaying tactics, and threw a "wink" at the embarrassment beside him: "Can we be gentle, we have to do it before we say a word, killing people is not enough, if you want to arrest me, you have to give me a reason to arrest me, right?"
After that, Mo Xiaoxian glanced at Xiao Ibis and Chongyun and asked them to deal with it carefully, but the Heavenly Painting was more of a headache, and her safety was a big problem.
Embarrassed, he slowly swept his fingers across Mo Xiaoxian's cheeks, which made Mo Xiaoxian have goosebumps, looked at him embarrassedly, and said with a smile: "The slave family wants to talk to the little brother all night! It's just that Brother Wolf is unwilling, and the slave family can't help it! You broke into the palace last night, and the escaped palace maid next to you disturbed the holy car, which provoked His Majesty the Demon Emperor to be furious, the slave family is just acting on orders, little brother, don't hold a grudge against the slave family!"
Mo Xiaoxian pretended to be suddenly enlightened and said: "It turns out that because of this bit of, the master is just peeking at him taking a bath, what's the big deal, your emperor is too petty, if he feels that he has suffered a loss, let him see enough when he takes a bath, it's okay!"
"Poof!" Tianhua and the little ibis couldn't stand it anymore and laughed out loud.
"Bold! I see that your kid is really boring, Uncle Ben will send you on your way!" Brother Wolf heard that Mo Xiaoxian dared to insult his master without shame, and immediately bluffed his five fingers and grabbed Mo Xiaoxian, and the embarrassment on the side also had a tacit understanding and suddenly shot at his waist.
Mo Xiaoxian had already taken precautions, in order not to hurt the heavenly painting, he did not retreat but advanced after avoiding the embarrassing sneak attack, and faced Brother Wolf. The little ibis and Chongyun worked together to stop the embarrassment, and the two sides fought in one place according to their abilities. Tianhua knew that he couldn't help, so he retreated to the side.
After fighting for a long time, the two sides were evenly matched, and no one could help anyone, Brother Wolf was furious, showed his original form, turned into a long black wolf, and pounced on Mo Xiaoxian again.
Seeing this, he no longer kept it, turned into a white embarrassment, shook it twice, forced the little ibis and Chongyun back, and turned around to join Brother Wolf.
The wolf and the embarrassment have always been inseparable, with tacit understanding, they have the upper hand for a while, and the sudden change also caught Mo Xiaoxian and the others off guard, and many wounds were quickly added to their bodies, but fortunately they were not fatal.
The scene in front of her made Tianhua who was hiding on the side stunned, where had she seen this kind of formation, at first she only knew that Mo Xiaoxian would order a small spell, but in her eyes it was just a trick for the warlocks of the rivers and lakes, and now, seeing the living monster, the little liver had already begun to plop and flutter.
"Stop, stop, stop fighting!" Mo Xiaoxian saw that the other party was so strong, and knew that he was invincible, so he pretended to admit it.
"Yo, little brother, is this admitting defeat?"
Mo Xiaoxian sat on the ground and panted: "Of course you have to admit defeat if you can't fight, don't heroes suffer the losses in front of them?"
The embarrassed two demons recovered behind the person, and Brother Wolf said sharply: "Since you admit defeat, then come with us!"
Mo Xiaoxian shook his head and sighed, "I really regret not being at the beginning! Can you tell me how you found me? I remember being very careful when I ran away!"
He pointed to his nose and said, "You are very careful, but the nose of the slave family is also very smart! Little brother, have you forgotten that you were beaten by His Majesty the Demon Emperor in the palace and vomited blood?
Mo Xiaoxian suddenly realized, sighed and said, "That's it, it's inevitable to die anyway, but can I ask the two eldest brothers for one thing?"
He smiled and said, "Oh! It's too much to ask for it, don't say one, it's okay to have eight out of ten! I just ask the little wrongdoer not to blame the slave family!"
Mo Xiaoxian said: "That's good! I just hope that when I get in front of the Demon Emperor, can the two eldest brothers let the Demon Emperor give me a good time?"