Chapter 13: Escape from Danger (1)

"Damn!" Mo Xiaoxian scolded: "You have no conscience, the master just saved you, it stands to reason that you just don't promise to each other, you should also say thank you, you are good, you still want to report the master, are you not afraid of being struck by lightning? Besides, if you just report the master, will you be able to live? Don't forget, that's the python demon, you discovered such a big secret about him, and there was only one way to die if you were caught, and you naively thought that you could make up for it, are you stupid?"

Tianhua was ridiculed by Mo Xiaoxian, but he had nothing to say, so he had to ask angrily, "Then what do you say?"

Mo Xiaoxian pointed to his shoulder and said with a wicked smile: "Come, first give the master a beating on the back, let the master think of a way!"

Tianhua pretended to agree, came behind Mo Xiaoxian, stretched out his Qianqian jade finger and fiercely pinched a little tender meat under Mo Xiaoxian's earlobe.

"Your grandfather's, if you don't beat it, you won't beat it, do you want to strangle the master?"

Tianhua said viciously: "You deserve it, who made you so improper!"

Mo Xiaoxian rubbed his ears that had turned purple and cursed: "With your brutal temper, you will definitely not be able to marry in the future, hmph!

"Grandma doesn't need you as a thief to judge, but seeing that you still have a little demon method, hurry up and find a way to get your aunt and grandma out of this place, otherwise, it's a big deal to break up, and no one wants to get out alive!"

In the face of the threat of the Heavenly Painting, Mo Xiaoxian didn't care about it at all, but in another hour or two, the sky would be bright, and the handymen in the imperial dining room would definitely come over to make breakfast for the Demon Emperor, and they would definitely be discovered at that time.

After thinking about it for a while, Mo Xiaoxian suddenly had a flash of inspiration and asked Tianhua, "Do you remember the way to the Shenglong Courtyard?"

Tianhua replied puzzledly: "Of course I remember, why do you ask this? You have to go to death and don't pull your aunt and grandmother!"

Mo Xiaoxian sneered: "It's okay to say that you are stupid, haven't you heard of an old saying?The most dangerous place is the safest place, and now there are guards everywhere searching, but they never thought that we would turn back and hide in the Shenglong Courtyard, and it is close to the residence of the Demon Emperor, and those guards dare not go there to search with ten dares!"

Tianhua snorted and said, "You are stupid! You forgot that the roof of the hall next to the Thang Long Annex, there will definitely be someone to repair it after a while, how can you hide people!"

Mo Xiaoxian glanced at the cherry-like mouth of the heavenly painting, and said with a wicked smile: "The master has his own clever plan, you can rest assured!"

Tianhua didn't bother to argue with him anymore, mainly because she didn't have any good way now, so she had to believe Mo Xiaoxian first.

"I know the way, but how do we get there?"

Mo Xiaoxian pointed to the palace clothes on Tianhua's body and said: "Of course it depends on it, you go and help me steal a set of palace clothes for being an official in the imperial dining room, we pretend to be sending supper to the Demon Emperor, and swagger over!"

Tianhua rolled his eyes and said: "The people who send supper are all palace maids, how can there be men who go! The guards are not stupid, they will definitely wear goofs when the time comes!"

Mo Xiaoxian said helplessly: "Then what good way do you have?"

Tianhua circled around Mo Xiaoxian, and praised him: "You have a good little figure, and you can sell your appearance, but others shouldn't be able to see if you are dressed as a woman! It just so happens that I still have a set of palace clothes, so I don't have to steal it anymore!" Mo Xiaoxian was killed at first, but he couldn't resist the female power of Tianhua, so he had to compromise in the end.

After changing into the women's palace clothes brought by Tianhua, Mo Xiaoxian felt uncomfortable, and Tianhua helped him coil up his hair, wiped his cheeks, and applied a thick layer of foundation to his face.

Tianhua gave Mo Xiaoxian another waist card for the imperial dining room, asked him to tie it around his waist, and after everything was ready, the two of them walked towards the Thang Long Courtyard with a plate of pastries.

"Stop! What are you doing?"

Not far from the imperial dining room, the two were stopped by a team of guards.

Tianhua, who was walking in front, replied unhurriedly: "General Hui, slaves and maids will go to send supper to Your Majesty at the behest of Lord Qin!"

The leader of the Praetorian Guards greedily glanced at the delicate and sweet-looking Heavenly Painting, his eyes showed evil light, and then he glanced at Mo Xiaoxian behind her, and suddenly lost interest again.

"Where's your waist card?"

After the two handed the waist card of the imperial dining room to the leader of the guards for inspection, the leader didn't embarrass the two and let them go!

Although they were interrogated four or five times along the way, they were all in danger, and the two of them went around and around, and finally came to the Thang Long Courtyard secretly.

"What next, there are some flowers and plants here, but it's probably just a joke to hide!"

Tianhua still has lingering feelings about this place, if Mo Xiaoxian didn't insist on coming here, she wouldn't want to come here again.

Mo Xiaoxian pointed to the lake that had already returned to calm, and said with a smile: "Isn't that the best place to hide?"

Tianhua is just a girl after all, when she thinks of Wang Mang's appearance as a python in the lake at that time, she still feels cold, and now Mo Xiaoxian actually asked her to hide in the lake, and she disagreed.

"What are you kidding? This is your bad idea? You have to go yourself, old lady is going back!"

Mo Xiaoxian grabbed the heavenly painting that turned around to leave, and comforted: "Now there is no safer place in the entire palace except for the Demon Emperor's dormitory, and if you go back, you will be sent to death!"

Tianhua looked at the lake in front of him and said in disgust: "It's better to die than to die of disgust!"

Mo Xiaoxian continued to persuade: "It's better to die than to live, don't you understand such a simple truth? Besides, what if that demon emperor doesn't let you die happily? When the time comes, let people cut your face, break your tendons, and then throw you into this lake and drown, tsk, it's unimaginable!"

"Shut your foul mouth!

Mo Xiaoxian showed a treacherous appearance, pulled a reluctant Tianhua to the lake, and was about to enter the water, Tianhua retracted his jade hand and said, "Shall we go in like this?

Mo Xiaoxian obviously thought of this a long time ago, and said confidently: "If this great immortal is here, you can put a hundred hearts, hehe!"

Although he didn't know what kind of medicine was sold in Mo Xiaoxian's gourd, Tianhua felt that this kid had bad intentions, especially his last two smirks, as if he was the little white rabbit in his hand.