Looking at the evil ghost in front of me who had been wrapped in rice dumplings, I was a little hesitant, but because of what hesitation, I couldn't tell, and my intuition told me that he didn't seem to be the culprit we were looking for. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

The old man scolded and walked to the ghost's side and said, "His grandmother's, you are the one who made the school like this, didn't you still be able to fight just now, get up, fight with me for a while!" After speaking, he kicked the evil ghost. Seeing that the thing didn't move, Lao Qi picked up a small stick on the ground again, and picked at the evil ghost's body and picked at what he was looking for: "Pretend to be a black *** with me?"

I saw that Lao Yu was making a fool again, and said to a few Dharma Protectors: "I'm sorry for a few Dharma Protector Immortals, I have something to ask it!" The yellow-robed Dharma Protector led by him reached out and pulled out a fluffy thing in the zongzi. Brownish-red, with small braids on top. Lao Yu was also very curious, and poked it with a small stick, and then a scolding came: "Which one is killed by the sky, and it is inserted in my eye!"

", you can still make a sound, you scream a few more times, you scream a few more!" he said, poking the hairy thing a few more times.

I stepped forward and grabbed Lao Yu, and the thing shook a few times, revealing a big hairy face. I saw that his eyebrows were broad, his lips were thick, and he looked like a Mongolian tartar. The Tartar shook his hair, glared at the old man and then at me, revealing twenty-four large teeth in an instant. I was even more strange, my heart said that you Tartar ghost can't be beaten stupid, look at what I'm laughing at, am I so funny? With the question in my heart, I took a few steps closer and asked, "What are you laughing at, look at your outfit should be a Mongolian ghost, right?"

"Hehe... I'm a Mongolian, I saw you yesterday, hehe..."

The old man stepped forward and kicked it and scolded: "Damn, you're really a wretch!"

"Neleglas (Mongolian curse), I warn you, don't kick me again!"

"Oh, what are you kicking, what are you kicking?"

"I curse you not to die well!"

How could I suffer such a loss, if I hadn't pulled him, I would have run over to the tyrannical Tartar ghost.

In order not to let Lao Yu come to Hu, I whispered to Lao Yu: "The top priority is to ask what happened, this thing in front of me seems to be a bit of a Tao, but I always feel that it is not that simple, knowing oneself and knowing the other can solve the root!"

"Although you are a ghost cultivator, but also the creation of heaven and earth, God has the virtue of a good life, my descendants of the three Qing Dynasty have always walked along the sky, persuade you to tell the truth of the matter, and from then on to do good, we will never hurt the killer, and will also cross to you, if you do not listen to persuasion, several earth immortals behind you will send you to the underworld, investigate what you did before, and there will be a place for you in hell, and you can distinguish between the benefits and the harm. ”

Lao Yu listened impatiently, squatted on the ground and grabbed the words: "Talk nonsense with him, I'll tell you an old bastard, if you have something to say, now Lao Tzu is in a good mood, maybe I can let you go, if you don't say it, I'll let you die as well as die, die and die again!"

The Tartar ghost was obviously a little blindfolded, his facial expression twitched a few times, and he clicked his mouth again, and said a little innocently: "I... I can't say it, I won't be righteous if I say it, and besides, I... I don't know what I'm talking about!"

Lao Xiang squinted a pair of small eyelids and said with a smile: "Don't pretend to be garlic, this school kills a student every year, and at night on the playground is still crying and scaring people, you and I are playing innocent here, and I don't look at a place, don't think that we are all good talkers, no matter how much time is delayed, I will let you be a ghost eunuch!"

Obviously, the old words made the Tartar ghost very disgusted: "I didn't do that, don't wronged the good ghost, the ghost who scares people is not fake, but... But it's also for the good of these students, scare them that they won't come in the future, so as to avoid being killed!"

"It's like that, the world is as black as a crow, what's the matter, you've been bleached? Pretend to be a grandson with me here, don't talk nonsense with me, if you don't tell the truth, I'll let you die!"

The Tartar ghost raised his hairy chin menacingly and said: "If you can't say it, you can't say it, don't scare me here, you think I grew up eating dry rice, you might as well tell you, I grew up eating beef and mutton, Neleglas (Mongolian curse)!"

I looked at the Tartar ghost in front of me as if his IQ was not very high, and he could play with Lao Yu. According to what it just said, there should be someone behind the instigation, and it has something to do with the righteousness of the buddy, a genius like this should even bluff and frighten again, I don't believe that you are crippled, I have to sell you a stretcher today, thinking of this, I sighed and said to the Tartar ghost: "It seems that you are also an innocent ghost, and you should know no more than us, forget it, I won't embarrass you!" Before I could say any more, the Tartar ghost hurriedly grabbed the words: "Hey... I said that I know, but I can't say it, I swear to Changshengtian that I know everything!"

I turned my back and shook my head in a solemn tone, pretending to hesitate: " I come from the Sanqing family, the family can produce many people, the lowest in the heavenly court worship belongs to my grandfather, he has been cultivating in Kunlun Mountain since he was a child, and finally ascended to the fairy world, the Jade Emperor was named the governor of the Northeast Immortal, so all the mountain gods in the Northeast are summoned by me, when I learned that this area is full of demons, it is unfortunate that it is just in time for the Queen Mother of the West to hold a peach event, Grandpa Taizu led the earth immortals to the heavens to prepare, before leaving a brief introduction to me about the situation here, and ordered me to arrest the culprit, I think... Even if you are not the culprit and don't know as much as I do, forget it, let's hand you over to the Ten Halls of Yama to convict, and I can also give an explanation to Grandpa Taizu. After speaking, he turned around and said to a few shoe-lifting Dharma protectors: "I bothered a few Dharma Protectors to bring them back to the underworld and hand them over to Yin Si to deal with, just say that all the murders in the fourth middle school were committed by him alone, and the heavens already know about this matter, so they must be dealt with severely!"

At this time, the Tartar ghost statue was slashed by Jing Lei, and his beard and hair exploded, and he almost emitted black smoke: "Hey... What is this called, Grandpa Taizu, you can't put the basin on my head, I really know what's going on, but I really can't say it, I can't ignore the life and death of the four Anda, you used me as a scapegoat for the sake of the errand, then I'm too wronged!"

"What a rhetorical old ghost, you don't have to say anything, you don't know many of the details, I don't have time to catch the culprit, the West Queen Mother Pan Tao Festival, Puxian Tongqing, I and these immortals still have to go to Kunlun Mountain to be sealed, I can only hand you over to the underworld, I believe that the underworld will have many ways to bend into a move, what to get into the oil pot, go to the knife mountain, dig the heart and lungs, ten thousand swords through the heart, knife and axe. "I deliberately lengthened my voice. "There is only what you can't think of, there is nothing they can't do, okay, don't talk nonsense with you, a few immortals will abolish its cultivation first, and then chop off its limbs!"

At this time, the eyes of the Tartar ghost were bigger than the light bulb, and the fat mouth was open enough to lay down a hen that laid eggs, just when a few shoe protectors were about to start, they heard a sound of ah, which startled me, I reflexively looked at Lao Zhi, but Lao Zhi was looking at the Tartar ghost with strange eyes, and I realized that it was the Tartar ghost crying: "Ahhh You stinky Taoists, my Aji (grandmother) said that I am a docile little lamb, innocent, kind and cute! Immortal God, I didn't say it for the sake of Anda, can you bear to let a fairy on the grassland go to hell, I heard that there is no light in that place, I am afraid of the dark!"

Lao Yu leaned into my ear and picked his nose and said: "I said Nangong, I found that you are quite capable of fooling, I almost took it seriously, and what kind of immortal governor, I haven't heard of such an official, you sealed it yourself, and these two ghosts can believe it!"

I gave a blank look: "You know a fart, you have to make up stories to make up clichés with this IQ, if you are me, I won't have to do it!"

"Well, too!" Lao Yu suddenly felt that something was wrong, turned his head sideways and asked me, "You scolded me?"

"I thought too much! I didn't scold you!"

The old man turned his head thoughtfully, and at this time the Tartar ghost was almost crying, and his beard like a chicken coop was full of snot and tears, although they were all illusions, but they were enough to look at, and at least they could save half a month's food.

The Tartar Ghost's heroic and fearless expression made me feel a little nervous, although this Tartar Ghost looked a little silly, but it really had a bit of digging energy, and if it was really not good, I asked a few shoe protectors to bring back to the two old men, they have a lot of experience. Just as I was thinking about my next step, a word from the Tartar ghost pulled me back from disappointment to reality

"I'm convinced, ask!"

Lao Yu was also stunned: ", I thought you didn't say it for a long time, can you hold on a little longer!"

The Tartar ghost looked at Lao Yu with disdain, snorted his snot and said, "You don't have a brain, how scary it is to go up and down the knife mountain and go down the oil pot, just think about it, I want to pee, in case I really go to my unfamiliar life... It's time to suffer. ”

I looked at my phone and it was already a little past, and I didn't ask if the time was about to pass, so I handed me a cigarette and lit it and took a puff: "Let's start with you!"

"That's... Then you can't send me to hell when I'm done, I'm afraid of the dark!"

"What so much nonsense, you dead ghost is afraid of the dark, and then the nonsense will hit you for ten yuan first!" said Lao Yu extremely impatiently.