Traveling to ancient times, I want to see everything, and Qinglou is naturally the place I want to see the most, and there is no one.

Wu Song dragged Wu Dalang's hand and strode into the Cuihong Building, and an old bustard with heavy makeup greeted him.

Since the second brother Wu who knew that Jingyanggang fought the tiger came to Yanggu County to be the capital, the sisters here are looking forward to the stars and the moon, and they all want to see your majesty and see if you are really so powerful. The old bustard smiled, she glanced at Wu Dalang, and said with a smile: "I didn't expect that Brother Wu has a beautiful wife hidden in his house, and he came out of this place, haha, I will prepare a stool for you later." ”

"What do you mean?" Wu Song couldn't hear the mystery.

The old bustard put his mouth to Wu Song's ear and smiled: "Give him a bed to use!"

"Damn, Mommy, you're really hurtful!" Wu Song didn't care, in the land of fireworks, of course, any joke can be made.

"Mommy?"

"It's ....." Wu Song couldn't think of a suitable term for a while, and originally wanted to say "Turtle Woman", but it was a little hurtful, so he could only say vaguely: "It's my mother!"

"Phew, you love to take advantage of the old lady!" The old bustard slapped Wu Song lightly and said with a smile: "The old lady is still a yellow flower girl, how can you give birth to such a big son!"

"Mmmm, I'm sure you've been a yellow flower girl for an hour. ”

Wu Song used the dialogue he learned from TV in the Qinglou of the Northern Song Dynasty, and he was like a fish in water, and the old bustard originally thought that Wu Song was coming for the first time, and he must be a sheep and could be slaughtered at will, but now he was in awe, and he felt that he was a veteran of the Qinglou, so he didn't dare to slack off.

The old bustard took the two Wu brothers to the room and instructed the girl to bring snacks, fruits, and a bottle of good wine.

Wu Dalang was already a little confused, sat on the high stool, supported his head with one hand, looked at Wu Song and Lao Bustard stupidly, eating and laughing, and didn't know what he was laughing at.

The old bustard poured a glass of wine for Wu Song, and said with a smile: "My eyes are very powerful, and I know that I am a powerful character at a glance. ”

Lao Bustard took care of the Cuihong Mansion for Ximenqing, and he did a good job, so she was very proud, she thought that Wu Song was a veteran and must have seen different Qinglou, so she asked him to show her ability by the way.

Wu Song looked at it casually and shook his head: "It's not very good!"

When the old bustard heard this, he was very nervous: "What's wrong?"

"You see, there is only one bed in this room, a table, nothing, you can add a bathroom, when the time comes, the benefactor can have a mandarin duck play with his sister, you say how freehand, even if you don't play in the water, you have to take a bath after finishing your work. ”

"Oh, Dutou is really extraordinary!" the old bustard was greatly impressed, and asked again, "Is there anything else?"

"Of course, when you came in, you only set up a dozen tables in the lobby for guests to drink flower wine, and there was a lot of space vacated, which was wasteful. Wu Song thought about the movies he watched, and then said: "You build a high platform in the middle of the lobby, set up a table around it, and the guests sit below, and let your sister wear a belly pocket and thin pants on the high platform, and show off her style on it. ”

When the old bustard heard this, it was like Boya meeting the bell period, the mountains and rivers, and she sighed: "I thought of the method of launching an Oiran every month to make a fortune, and your method is much better than mine, that is, there is an Oiran every night, and every girl can be an Oiran!" ”

"Mommy! It's too much! I'm paying money to play!" Wu Song smiled: "Don't snub my eldest brother!"

"Oh, I'm sorry! I'll get you two of the best girls right now!

! Qinglou still has a good thing to buy one get one free! Wu Song was shocked!

"I don't want women! I hate women!"

Wu Dalang suddenly slapped the table and shouted loudly, very crazy.

The old bustard looked embarrassed and sneered: "Dutou, we are all girls here, and we don't provide men for the guest officers who are addicted to Longyang, please forgive me!"

"Understood!" Wu Song also had a black line on his face, and waved his hand: "You go out first, I'll communicate with my eldest brother, remember, this matter can't be talked about." ”

The old bustard shuddered, exited the room, closed the door, and Wu Song hurriedly said, "Big brother, you actually like men?"

Wu Dalang didn't answer, just howled and cried, Wu Song shook his head and comforted: "Big brother, don't worry, this matter may be shameful now, but after more than a thousand years, it is legal in many places, where I live, Australia, and I can even get married, no one discriminates against this matter, and I don't blame you, it's a genetic problem, it's innate." ”

"What genes?" Wu Dalang sobbed.

"You don't have to worry about that. Wu Song whispered: "Even if you like men, it's normal." ”

"How could I like men! I like women, otherwise how would I marry Jin Lian!" Wu Dalang shouted.

Wu Song breathed a sigh of relief: "You scared to death, why did you just say that you don't want women, you don't want women when you come to the Qinglou, why are you here?"

"Hey!" Wu Dalang sighed, pouring his wine to himself, drinking one by one.

Wu Song was also helpless, he didn't know what happened to him, so he had to accompany him to drink stuffy wine, Wu Dalang suddenly picked up a crispy fried spring roll, handed it to Wu Song, and asked, "Second brother, what do you think of this crispy fried spring roll?"

"It's good to drink with wine, it's crunchy!" Wu Song replied casually without knowing why.

Wu Dalang took back the spring roll in his hand, lifted the wine jug in one hand, and poured wine on the spring roll, Wu Song thought he was drunk and dizzy, and he didn't pay attention to it.

Until the entire spring roll was soaked with wine, Wu Dalang handed it to Wu Song again: "Second brother, do you think it's delicious now?"

"How can it be delicious, it's already soft!" Wu Song still didn't know what he wanted to express.

"I'm like this crispy fried spring roll soaked in wine!" Wu Dalang cried again.

Wu Song suddenly realized, and said in a trembling voice: "Big brother, could it be that you have also become soft?"

Wu Dalang cried for a long time before he sobbed: "Your sister-in-law is still a yellow flower girl, what use do you say I am a man!"

OH！SHIT！

Faced with this man's most painful question, Wu Song was speechless, this matter, even if it is comforting, is ironic!

"Second brother!" Wu Dalang suddenly grabbed Wu Song's hands tightly, and said very seriously: "Since ancient times, the transfer of brothers' wives is also a common thing, I can't give Jin Lian happiness, go back tonight, just write a letter of resignation to her, and then marry her to you, you must agree, to other men, I am not angry!"