Chapter 1 [Do you know martial arts?]
She pushed open the heavy door and walked into the restaurant, where she had to pack meals every day after work.
The restaurant is not big, at best it can be regarded as a 'food stall', yes, with her current salary level, she can only eat in this grade of place.
"Heh", with a self-deprecating smile, she asked the boss for a fried pork ear with sharp peppers and a ham egg.
"You can't grieve your stomach if you are wronged, .....you can't grieve your stomach," she thought like this, she turned around and wanted to find a place to sit down, but turned her head to find that the small restaurant was already overcrowded, not only the seats were crowded with uncles who were shouting and drinking, but even the aisles were stuffed with people scratching their ears and cheeks.... Uh..."nasty"......
At least that's what she thinks.
"Looks like I'm going to stand here and wait today. Shaking her head in disappointment, she followed the cacophony of voices and cast her gaze ahead.
It turned out that the only dilapidated TV in the restaurant was playing a boxing match, and the commentator on the screen was spitting on the pre-fight 'mouth cannon' warm-up.
She listened with great interest to him explain the identity and background of the two contestants, as well as the honors and awards they had received.
Lei Gong Taiji is a player who calls himself Lei Lei, who has practiced sanda at Yanjing Shichahai Sports School, learned Yang-style Taiji, and then created a sect called Lei Gong Taiji. once threatened to crack the naked choke in the fight with one hand, which made people doubtful.
Fighting him today is MMA MMA fighter Xu Xiaodong, who is a little-known guy, and I don't know if it was Liang Jingru who lent him the courage to challenge the famous 'Tai Chi Grandmaster'.
Most of the crowd in the restaurant came to laugh at him.
She squeezed into a forward position, her hands clasped over her chest, staring intently at the TV that didn't resonate with a high resolution.
In 2040, Huaxia's enthusiasm for learning traditional martial arts has reached an unprecedented height, in addition to the popularity of martial arts holy places across the country and even the famous mansions of Xianshan, even martial arts TV series have become the object of national popularity.
The 'masters' of all kinds of martial arts that have sprung up here have also sprung up like mushrooms after a rain, and they have taken advantage of the enthusiasm of the people to learn martial arts, swaggering and deceiving everywhere, and earning 'meager' apprenticeship fees.
The game began, and everyone's eyes moved to the TV screen with the passionate shouts of the commentators.
On the field, Lei Lei took a lunge and raised his hands to pull off the stance. Xu Xiaodong lowered his hands, moved his pace, pressed step by step, and stared at each other with his eyes.
The two paced around the field in circles.
"Hit, yes!" I don't know who it is, and shouted dissatisfiedly.
"That's it, what's the ink, just pick up your fist and do it, you seed. ”
"Do you think you're doing Cha Cha Dance?"
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"Hahahaha....."
There was a hearty laugh all around.
While knocking on the melon seeds, they raised their eyes to look at the companions next to them, and it seemed that only at this time could they find a trace of the pleasure of pointing the country.
Players Lei Lei and Xu Xiaodong continued to circle in circles, just when everyone was impatient. Xu Xiaodong leaned in, continued to get started, and hit Lei Lei's head. Lei Lei waved his hands, couldn't parry, his body began to lean sideways, lost his center of gravity, and retreated a few steps in succession.
The audience at the scene and even the audience in front of the TV all gasped, this is a 'Tai Chi Grandmaster', and he was beaten backwards by a stunned young man who learned mixed martial arts from 'Chongyang and Flattering Foreigners'!
Could it be that Huaxia martial arts is really no longer what it used to be? Now all the people in the world are martial arts liars?
Don't let them think about it.
Xu Xiaodong picked up his fist, smashed his head and face, and finally pushed Lei Lei to the ground, rode on his crotch, and slammed it violently. The latter held his head in his hands, protecting his face and other vital points, trying to avoid a few punches.
"Hiss~"
The exclamation was followed by a burst of scolding, and some of the diners had even pounded the table.
"This is the fucking Tai Chi Grandmaster, I can knock him out in a few seconds if I am on it." ”
"No, Master Lei can hurt people with anger, perhaps, he is not ready. "Some people questioned it. As soon as he finished speaking, the man scratched his head and smiled embarrassedly.
"Bullshit, I worship him so much...."The other spat out.
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She stood in front of the TV, her eyebrows locked, and she sighed lightly, "I'm afraid there is no martial arts master in Lang Huaxia..... It's just a vain name, a swaggering old immortal..."
It was no longer necessary to look at it any longer, and she was about to ask the boss if the meal she ordered was ready, but she turned around and bumped into a person head-on.
She exclaimed in surprise and looked up at the 'hairy' waiter in front of her.
"Walk without looking at the dots?"
"It's half past one. He squinted at the clock hanging on the wall and replied.
"Okay, I'm walking now, excuse me, I'm going to serve the food. ”
"You ....." she was so angry that she hurriedly reached out to stop him. In the face of this kind of non-human who can't communicate normally, she is simply speechless, she wants to theorize something, opens her mouth, but she doesn't know what to say.
"A poor waiter like you, dirty, unshaven, sloppy, you are not even as good as the swaggering 'Tai Chi Grandmaster' inside. She pointed to Lei Lei who fell to the ground on the TV and kept sneering, "Look at that guy who learned mixed martial arts, he can beat you to bed with one punch." ”
After the game, the people in the restaurant were a little excited, and the movement here quickly attracted their attention.
"A scolding battle between a convex beauty and a restaurant waiter!"
There will be no shortage of attention wherever such a scene is placed.
The young man on the other side looked like he was in his early twenties, but his mouth was full of stubble and greasy, his hair was messy, and his clothes were full of oil stains, which looked really annoying.
"Martial arts, I will too....." He squinted at Xu Xiaodong, who was enjoying everyone's support, and said with a smile.
"Hahahaha~ Eh, Mom, I'm laughing to death....." Before the words fell, before the 'convex and backward beauty' could be taunted, bursts of extremely arrogant laughter sounded around him.
"You're afraid that you're stupid at serving dishes, aren't you? If you know martial arts, then the hens will go up the tree, haha!"
"Today's young people are really unscrupulous, they must see their current situation clearly, take one step at a time, don't be ambitious, it's useless to live in dreams all day long. ”
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In the face of everyone's ridicule, the young man smiled lightly, pointed to the plate in his hand, and then slowly lifted it up, and then shouted, "Broken!"
The plate shattered in response, and the ceramic stubble and vegetable soup splashed everywhere, which frightened the people in the front, including the beautiful woman who was convex and backward.
The restaurant was quiet, the pin drop could be heard, and everyone was stunned to look at the young man who looked like a god.
He still maintained the action of lifting the plate just now, his expression was cold, and he glanced at the surrounding melon-eating crowd with a 'majestic manner'.
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I don't know how long it took, maybe a minute, maybe ten minutes.
"Damn. Someone raised his middle finger and scolded: "You're a psychopath, why did you smash the plate if you had nothing to do?"