Chapter 102: Murder and Goods (2)
Xue Wu is a good person, how could he not understand Mo Xiaoxian's words, and he had already prepared, he slapped his hands, and immediately two subordinates carried a large box that looked extremely heavy and sent it to everyone, open it and take a look, good guy, the box is full of gold and silver treasures, so that people can't open their eyes!
Mo Xiaoxian scolded secretly: "Your grandmother, you bastard is just a small pavilion chief, you can scavenge so many people's fat and people's ointment, I don't know how many things you have done to lose your conscience!"
Xue Wu cautiously asked, "Master Leopard, have you seen enough of this?"
Mo Xiaoxian pretended not to care and said: "Worldly things, what is enough, for the sake of you being so heartfelt, so let's do it, I will have a long night and a lot of dreams, and after a while, Lord Leopard and I will escort Liu Xiu to Chang'an, you prepare, tomorrow I will set off to the Tiger Guard Camp to find General Wang Xun, I will wait for you there!"
Xue Wu knelt down excitedly and kowtowed a few times and said: "Master Leopard brings great grace, Xue Wu will never forget, you are like my reborn parents, ...... in the future!"
"Get out of your uncle!" Mo Xiaoxian interrupted him impatiently: "Don't fix this useless, except for these mundane things, go and prepare some rice wine and osmanthus fish for the leopard master, Lao Tzu will eat it on the road!"
"Yes! Yes!" Xue Wu, who was in a good mood, nodded and stepped back to prepare.
I have to say that Xue Wu attaches great importance to his future, and before leaving, he not only arranged a carriage to pull the box of treasures and a lot of delicious food and drink, but also prepared a high-quality horse for the two of them, while Liu Xiu was tied hand and foot and stuffed into the tail of the carriage. , The groom who drove the car was also carefully selected by Xue Wu, and he also told him to serve Mo Xiaoxian and the little ibis well along the way.
Sending them all the way out of Piqiao Town, Xue Wucai returned with the dream of being promoted and making a fortune, preparing for his appointment in Beijing on the second day.
Mo Xiaoxian lay on the horse and hummed a little song, followed the carriage slowly, and laughed with the little ibis next to him from time to time, so comfortable!
After walking for about ten miles, Liu Xiu finally couldn't stand it anymore, and whispered to the two: "You two embarrassed guys, are you enough to be leisurely?
Knowing this, he would not agree to Mo Xiaoxian's bitter trick in life or death, he and the little ibis were served with delicious food and drink, but he suffered here, and he was put on a table by Mo Xiaoxian and dragged all the way back to Piqiao Town.
Mo Xiaoxian sat up from the horse and said angrily: "Presumptuous, you dare to talk to the leopard master like this, don't you kid want to live?"
Liu Xiu scolded angrily: "Don't act in a hurry, Lao Tzu is about to be played to death by you, do you really plan to send Lao Tzu to Chang'an to receive the reward?"
Mo Xiaoxian and the little ibis looked at each other and smiled, recovering their original appearance, and then Mo Xiaoxian came to the front of the carriage with a horse's belly.
"Who are you?" asked the groom, surprised.
Mo Xiaoxian pouted and said, "I just am! I won't know each other so soon?"
The groom couldn't turn his head for a while, and asked suspiciously, "Master Leopard, why have you changed?"
Mo Xiaoxian made a booing gesture and said: "Be quiet, don't be heard, Master Leopard, I am here to hide people's eyes, Liu Xiu has a lot of comrades, if they find out, they will definitely come and rob him!"
Ma Fu admired: "The leopard master is clever!"
Mo Xiaoxian said: "Don't be a sycophant, let's do it, I'll drive the carriage first, and you ride a fast horse to Chang'an to find a general named Sha Que in the Tiger Guard Camp, and ask him to send someone to pick us up, so as to ensure that nothing goes wrong." ”
The groom did not doubt it, and immediately exchanged places with Mo Xiaoxian, and quickly went to Chang'an.
"This stupid kid, how can he have no brains, and he is so easy to deceive?"
Mo Xiaoxian could have slapped this groom to death, but he felt that it was too rude to do that, and he was just a groom, and he had not done anything hurtful, so there was no need to take his life, so he thought of deceiving him away, and it would take two or three days to go to Chang'an at the earliest, which was enough for them to carry out the next conspiracy.
"Brother Xiaoxian, who is that sand sparrow you asked him to find?"
Mo Xiaoxian knocked on the little ibis's head and said, "Do you believe this, where are there any sand finchs?
"Sand Sparrow, stupid and lacking!" The little ibis suddenly realized after a few words, and said with a joke: "Little fairy brother, aren't you afraid that there is such a person as a sand finch?"
Mo Xiaoxian said: "How is it possible, who in the world would give themselves such a stupid name? And it happens to be in the Tiger Guard Camp?"
"If you're not afraid of 10,000, you're afraid of what if, hehe!"
Mo Xiaoxian said indifferently: "It's absolutely impossible, if there really is, I'll call you three times Grandma! Besides, what if there is, when they come, we will already fly away!"
Liu Xiu shouted at the back of the car at this time: "I said can you two stop talking nonsense there, I don't know if I still have two broken ribs?
"You deserve it! Who let you not play your cards according to the routine? Obviously, you just need to deal with it twice, you kid wants to be in the limelight, and you have to fight Xue Wu alone, and you will burn high incense if you don't let people beat you to death! You dare to complain here? Stay for now, when the master is in a good mood, when will I let you go. ”
Liu Xiu smiled and begged for mercy: "Itchy, itchy for a while, I know it's wrong, can't I?"
"That's pretty much it!"
After Mo Xiaoxian untied the rope on Liu Xiu's body, he connected the broken bones for him, and then luck healed him, and after a while, Liu Xiu was mostly healed, and he was basically cured, I have to say that Lao Jun's Dan Ling Qi is indeed worthy of its reputation, but it just made Mo Xiaoxian feel distressed enough.
Liu Xiu moved his muscles and asked, "What should we do next?
Mo Xiaoxian glanced at him and said, "Run a fart, Xue Wu will definitely pass through here tomorrow and go to Chang'an, and we will wait for the rabbit!"
Liu Xiu agreed: "Yes, kill him and run away!"
Mo Xiaoxian said dissatisfiedly: "I'm so surprised, you can't help but talk about running away?
"What do you think of that? We're running away?"
Mo Xiaoxian said: "We are in a strategic shift, do you understand?"
Liu Xiu smiled dryly: "Okay! Okay! You're right, then where should we move at this moment? You can't just wait for Xue Wu to come to the door on this official road, right?"
"Of course, I need to find a place to hide these treasures first!"
Liu Xiu protested: "Your treasure, how much sin Lao Tzu suffered from suffering, at least half of me, right?"
"Roll the calf, you almost smashed the performance, and I'm embarrassed to say, at most I will give you a gold ingot!"
"You're too greedy, old rules, you, me, little ibis, let's divide it equally!"
Mo Xiaoxian just wanted to refuse, but the corners of his mouth raised a wicked smile and said, "It's okay to divide it equally if you want to, but there is one condition!"
Liu Xiu suddenly had an ominous premonition and asked, "What conditions?"
Mo Xiaoxian said: "It's very simple, tomorrow as long as you can unscrew Xue Wu's stinky head, the master will promise to share it with you equally!"