Chapter 618: Clichés
Li Fengyun and Xu Banxian had just returned to the farmer who had just settled, and suddenly saw Su Yunong breaking in angrily, his face was very ugly, and his mouth was almost crooked to the side of his ear.
Li Fengyunqi said: "Yu Nong, didn't you accompany the little county lord to find the Yelu sect master?
"Who else could it be besides you?" Su Yunong glanced at Li Fengyun, replied angrily, stomped down with a kick, passed by Li Fengyun, entered his room, and closed the door with a "bang".
"Oops!" Li Fengyun jumped with his feet in his hands and shouted loudly, "Who did I recruit and provoke whom?"
Xu Banxian smiled and said, "I'm afraid that it's really you who provoke Miss Su's anger!"
"It's me?" Li Fengyun was puzzled, and suddenly saw Xu Banxian raise an index finger on the side of his mouth, signaling Li Fengyun to silence, and tiptoed to Su Yunong's door to listen carefully.
"It's also a peerless master, how can you have a little master's demeanor, and you actually listen to the corner!" Li Fengyun sneered, curiosity, and he also leaned over to eavesdrop.
Hearing the sound of pounding medicine in the room, Su Yunong whispered to himself: "...... Let you rob the slave family, let you bully people, let you be poor and not die, and your lust will rise again...... Poison you!" Li Fengyun heard the hairs on the back of his neck stand upside down, and he didn't know who offended Su Yunong, but he instinctively felt that he was very bad.
"I'm tired all day, I'm so hungry!" Li Fengyun deliberately shouted.
After a while, Su Yunong came out of the house, whitened Li Fengyun's eyes, and walked towards the kitchen. After a short time, a hot meal was served, and it looked very delicious.
Li Fengyun picked up the white rice, opened his mouth and was about to eat it, when suddenly he asked Su Yunong like a ghost: "Yunong, you shouldn't poison the rice, right?"
"Hmph!" Su Yunong snatched the rice from Li Fengyun's hand, sprinkled some powder that he didn't know what it was, and mixed it with chopsticks, seeing that Li Fengyun's face turned black. Su Yunong handed over the meal and glared at Li Fengyun fiercely: "Huh?"
Li Fengyun couldn't help but slap himself in the mouth, and snorted: "You said that you won't poison me anymore!"
"Do you eat or not?" asked Su Yunong angrily.
Li Fengyun remembered the dark experience of grabbing food with the dog at the beginning, if he repeated the old troubles in front of Xu Banxian today, then he really didn't know where to put this face, and there were still a few pro-soldiers living in another room.
"Eat, eat, of course eat! Such a delicious meal, don't waste it!" Li Fengyun cracked his mouth to curry favor with Su Yunong. He took a few big bites, stuffed the rice into his mouth, patted his stomach, and praised, "It's full, Yunong's cooking skills are getting more and more exquisite......
As soon as the words fell, he only heard a chaotic sound of "gurgling" in his stomach, Li Fengyun's face changed, and he pointed at Su Yunong and said, "You, you, you poisoned the food again, you said that you would not poison it." ”
"Nonsense!" Su Yunong slammed his chopsticks on the table, "Which eye did you see that Allah poisoned your food?
"You, you, you, you don't feel safe with you at all......" Li Fengyun rushed towards the toilet before he finished speaking, and faintly heard Su Yunong's voice in his ears: "...... If you dare to steal the fish, Allah will let you steal it once, and you will see if you still have the strength to steal the fish!
Looking back at Xu Banxian, who had a strange look, Su Yunong smiled at him reluctantly, and said: "Xu Xianren, please use it, the food is really not poisonous, if he hadn't provoked the slave family just now, the slave family would really be reluctant to waste that little laxative!" Su Yunong didn't know that this Xu Banxian was the famous wild fox Zen on the rivers and lakes.
Xu Banxian finally couldn't help laughing, and said to Su Yunong: "Miss Su is really a person of temperament, and the fairy girl has a bad complexion, so she must have encountered something unhappy." It's better to let the immortal calculate it for the girl, calculate what difficulties the girl has encountered, and maybe find a solution. How?"
"Don't!" Su Yunong exclaimed, "The immortal has already told the slave family many times about the immortal taking away half of the wild boar from Brother Fengyun. Don't you dare to work for the immortals!"
Xu Banxian smiled and said: "Miss Su, why be polite, this time, this immortal will calculate it for the girl for free, and there will be no charge!"
Su Yunong put laxatives in Li Fengyun's meal, and most of the qi in her heart had disappeared, and seeing that Li Fengyun had always respected Xu Banxian, she guessed that this person must be not small, and she didn't want to offend him easily, and at the same time, she was also very curious about Xu Banxian, so she nodded and agreed.
Xu Banxian closed his eyes, pinched his fingers and calculated for a long time, suddenly slapped the table, opened his eyes and said: "Yeluming, that old devil is really unreasonable, he actually bullied a little girl, it's shameless!"
Su Yunong was surprised: "Immortal, have you really figured it out?"
"Then there will be a fake?" Xu Banxian said, "I know everything in the world, what can I hide from this immortal? It just depends on whether this immortal is willing to know! Miss Su, in fact, you can't blame him for this matter." ”
"Don't blame him, who is to blame? Flies don't bite seamless eggs, flowers don't smell fragrant, how can they attract bees and butterflies?" Xu Banxian's words stirred up the anger in Su Yunong's heart again.
"That's right!" Xu Banxian nodded, and said, "But there's something wrong with Miss Yelu!"
"Yes, the slave family has known that something is wrong. Ara's heart was still attached to her, but she didn't expect her to be this kind of person. Su Yunong was depressed.
"But in the final analysis, it's still Yeluming's old devil who is wrong, and the twisted melon is not sweet!" Xu Banxian said again.
"Yes, even if Sister Hongyan likes Brother Fengyun, it doesn't mean that Brother Fengyun must marry him, he went to Yan Wushuang to propose marriage, what kind of ...... is this" As soon as the words were said here, Su Yunong suddenly came to his senses, and looked at Xu Banxian with a pair of wonderful eyes, "If you are in the slave family!"
Xu Banxian laughed and said, "Yelu Ming asked Yan Wushuang to discuss the marriage between his apprentice Yelu Hongyan and Li Fengyun, and with the relationship between Yan Wushuang and Ye Luming, he would most likely agree to this matter." It's a very difficult thing to do!
However, there is no solution!"
Su Yunong said with a sad face: "What can be done, the slave family is a girl's family, and he has been refusing to speak, what should the slave family do?"
"You can also ask your elders to discuss with Yan Daxia about you and Li Fengyun?" Xu Banxian said.
Su Yunong shook his head and said with a sad face: "No, the slave family is an orphan, and he has been adopted by the master since he was a child, and the master and his old man have passed away, although there are still a few uncles and uncles, how can they be compared with Yeluming's old thing?"
Xu Banxian Qi said: "Miss Su, you won't forget that you still have a grandfather in Shaolin Temple!"
Su Yunong's eyes lit up: "That's right, the slave family can go to find Grandpa Ran! Shaolin Temple is not far from here." After thinking about it, he shook his head again, and said, "It's still not possible, a few days ago, the slave family accidentally offended Brother Fengyun's senior brother, and Yan Daxia also scolded the slave family for being a little demon girl." ”
Xu Banxian felt that there was a story in it, and came to his senses, and asked: "Miss Su, how did you offend Yan Wushuang, it stands to reason that even if you accidentally offend him, Yan Daxia is not such a stingy person." ”