Chapter 159: Two Female Ghosts
Lord Shi Xiang was so angry that his whole body trembled, although he was like thunder, but he knew very well in his heart, now that a group of subordinates were surging and against him, and the matter was poked out, he had to be scolded, and it was even possible to be dismissed, and he must not completely fall out with them, but where did this face go? After thinking about it, thinking about it, he finally made up his mind and said loudly: "Okay, you don't have the courage to go into the hole, so I'll go into the hole for you to see, if there is a ghost, I will catch her!"
After finishing speaking, he lit the torch in Zhao Ba's hand, and the cat's body went into the hole, he stopped step by step, walked slowly, and shouted: "Fuck your female ghost, I have gods and Buddhas in my heart, but I am not afraid of you." Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info Taishang Laojun taught me to kill ghosts and my gods. On the call for the jade girl, the collection is ominous. Mountaineering rocks are cracked, wearing seals. Wearing a canopy on his head, he is burly on his feet, supporting Liujia on the left and defending Liuding on the right. There is the yellow god in the front, and there is the Yue chapter in the back. The divine master kills, does not avoid the strong, first kills the evil ghosts, and then cuts the night light. What god does not subdue, what ghost dares to be? Urgency is like a law. I actually recited the "ghost killing order" of the prop priest to exorcise ghosts.
When he walked to the location of Zhao Ba's ghost, a sad sound came, if there was nothing, he boldly raised the torch, and sure enough, he saw a woman in front of him with his back to him, his scalp exploded, and he boldly shouted: "Who are you, quickly turn around for me!" I didn't see the woman turn around, and suddenly someone seemed to be pulling her collar behind her, and she was horrified, and hurriedly turned around, but what did she see there? Who are you, why are you bothering my cultivation, did you bring ingots and candle incense?"
Shi Xiang's heart beat wildly, and quickly turned around, at this time the woman had turned her head, only to see her hair hanging down, two lines of blood and tears in her eyes, suddenly a gust of wind blew, the fire swayed and extinguished, Shi Xiang Lord hurriedly took it back to protect the flames, and only said in his heart: "Don't be afraid, don't be afraid, it's all fake, it's all hallucinations, she won't see it as soon as I look up!" When the flame settled, he reluctantly raised the torch to shine it, and the woman in green was gone, but two feet in front of him, a woman in yellow suddenly appeared, her complexion was pale, her tongue was sticking out, her eyes were open, and she was staring at him expressionlessly.
But he forgot that he was in the stone cave, so he didn't run a few steps, and then hit his head on the cliff, only to make his tears and snot flow, but when he heard the squeaky laughter behind him, the fear in his heart reached the extreme, and he hurriedly stretched out his hand and groped out of the hole, hitting the cave wall several times in a row, compared to Zhao Ba, it was more than that, and finally saw the light that came in from the cave, and couldn't help it anymore, flew forward, crawled out of the hole like a dog, got out of the hole, and climbed for a while, before he straightened up and shouted continuously: "There are ghosts, ghosts!" When everyone saw him screaming wildly, they were all shocked.
At this time, Zhao Ba had already woken up, and when he saw Lord Shi Xiang's shocked appearance, he shouted in a trembling voice: "Lord Shi Xiang, have you pulled out the female ghost in green?" When everyone heard this, their hearts suddenly jumped, and they hurriedly looked at the entrance of the cave, afraid that a female ghost would follow them, so they couldn't help but move their steps and stay away from the entrance of the cave. Lord Shi Xiang looked crazy and shouted, "The female ghost in yellow, the female ghost in yellow is staring at me!"
One said: "There are really female ghosts in it, I'm afraid of more than one, fortunately they are afraid of the light, don't dare to come out, what should we do if you look at this matter?" Shi Dan said: "No one believes the story of this female ghost making trouble, and we will be laughed at by others, but the facts are in front of us, now the grass and trees on the mountain are all soldiers, at this juncture, we have more than one thing is better than one less thing, don't tell anyone, don't miss the news, you know?" Everyone said in unison: "That's it, that's it!" Shi Dan said again:" If anyone gets the word out, and the two women inside are disturbed, they will definitely come out to find him at night, and they will pull out his tongue, blaming him for talking too much, do you understand?" Everyone nodded in unison, and they all closed their mouths tightly, for fear that their tongues would be ripped out.
At this time, the stone incense lord gradually came back to his senses, heard the stone egg so arranged, remembered his embarrassing appearance, and thought that this matter must not be publicized everywhere, and hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, the stone egg is right, if any of you can't control your mouth, just wait to become dumb in the future." Collect the troops, and wait for the fugitive to calm down in a few days, I will invite everyone to go down the mountain to eat and drink, and visit the kiln is also covered, one-stop service, so that everyone can be happy. Everyone forgot to be afraid, and said in unison: "Lord Shixiang's words are true? Don't just make us happy." The Lord of Stone Incense said, "If I speak falsely, I will teach the woman inside to pull out my tongue!" The crowd cheered in unison and shouted, "Lord Stone Fragrance is like words! Before leaving, more than a dozen people bowed to the entrance of the cave and chanted: "Don't blame it, children don't know the world, offend, offend." ”
What kind of female ghost is there in this stone cave, it is really a good show played by Li Yihang and Luo Yun, it is very simple, that is, Luo Yun attracted the attention of Zhao Ba and Shi Xiang in front of him, Li Yihang hid in the dark and fanned the wind and pulled his collar, and then suddenly drilled out and stuck out his tongue, although it was not difficult, the effect was very realistic, and the two of them were scared to the point of urine, and they hurriedly escaped from the hole.
Seeing that the kamikaze sect personnel were far away, the two couldn't help but be happy, Li Yihang smiled and said: "Miss Luo, this is today's tribute, three long candles, two short incense, you can eat it while it's hot." Luo Yun said with a smile: "Bastard, curse me with three long and two short, Miss Li, Miss Ben has a bad appetite today, and I will reward you." ”
The two laughed for a while, and Luo Yun said: "How is it, are you still staying here?" Li Yihang said: "It's really difficult to make a choice, let's be here, I'm afraid that someone will come again, it's not there, and I don't know where to hide." Luo Yun said: "It is estimated that no one will come here today, let's go out and hide behind the boulder first, and then make plans after seeing the situation." ”
Sure enough, after a day, no one really went up to the top of the mountain again, the two hid behind the boulder, took turns to sleep, and chatted with the sea and the sky, until the mouth was dry and the sun did not go down, Luo Yun couldn't help but scold: "The sun of this dog day still refuses to roll down, when will there be water to drink and food?"
Finally, when it got dark, but the two of them waited left and right, but they didn't see Yang Xingwan coming, Luo Yun couldn't help but lose his temper again, scolded Yang Xingwan bastard, and said that he would see him later, and he had to repair him fiercely.