Chapter 1: Suddenly going crazy

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(This story takes place on another earth in a parallel plane, and the Taoist formulas that appear in this book are also from Taoist classics, which can be consulted)

In the afternoon, the sun is dazzling and the heat wave is choppy.

A big man in a black T-shirt shouted viciously: "Boy, this is the consequence of your non-signing, call me"!

The four big men who were also dressed quickly surrounded and beat Xiang Fei, who was huddled on the ground.

Punches and kicks, sticks flying, blood gushing.

Xiang Fei's girlfriend sat a few meters away, sobbing in a low voice, not daring to move.

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The stubborn Xiang Fei hugged his head tightly, his angular face twitched slightly because of the pain, but he neither begged for mercy nor shouted, and did not say a word.

He knew in his heart that because he had not signed the demolition consent form, the other party had found someone to teach him a lesson.

At this moment, he is most concerned about the old lady at home, and the people from the biotechnology company will not embarrass her old man, right?

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When passers-by saw this scene, some of them quickly avoided it, and some of them stood still and were terrified.

The men in black are all old gangsters on this street, and no one dares to meddle with this matter.

A passing teenager who seemed to have a sense of justice paused for a moment, hurriedly turned on the mobile phone camera, snickered again and again, it's time for a live broadcast.

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"Bang ~~~~~"

The baseball bat smashed into his head, Xiang Fei's head was blank for a while, buzzing, and a strange feeling suddenly exploded in his mind, and he suddenly lost consciousness completely, and his tense body gradually stretched.

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A series of subtitles popped up on the live broadcast,

"Wow, blood is spilled, it's real"!

"Brother, for the sake of red, you really fight"!

“66666”!

"Don't be cowardly, just front"!

"Damn, it's still live, call the police"!

The live broadcast boy was also taken aback, trembling and taking out another mobile phone and dialing in a panic.

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"Hahahaha"!

Suddenly, Xiang Fei stood up with a smile, his black hair was wet and red, covered in blood, and there were several blood marks on his angular face, which looked a little hideous.

The strange laughter and the sudden body that was not afraid of the blow made the black-clothed men stop and wonder.

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"Even this great sage dares to hit the golden hoop stick, come out!" Xiang Fei pinched his three fingers in his thumb, pointed at those big men and smiled contemptuously, and with the other hand he gently plucked the pinna.

After a while, "That's it, the golden hoop stick is resting today, so let this great sage become Erlang Zhenjun and sit down to clean up the night." It chased this great sage back then and ran back and forth between Nantianmen and Huaguo Mountain for 50 laps, and it was extremely fierce"!

Xiang Fei's loud singing and shouting attracted many passers-by to stop and watch, point and laugh from time to time.

The big men carried blood-stained sticks, looked at each other, and looked at the leading brother.

The eldest brother's expression was uncertain and hesitant.

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"This painting style is changing so fast"! The subtitles in the live broadcast room popped up.

"Haha, there is such a great sage who amuses B"!

"Come and see the Great Sage eating chicken!hahaha"!

The audience laughed and laughed as they liked, waiting to see the transformation, which was very joyful.

The live broadcast teenager's mobile phone rang a female voice: "This is the ...... of the 110 command center"

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Xiang Fei grinned and made a strange sound, and fell to the ground, walking on all fours with his hands and feet, showing his white teeth, and biting wildly at the big men.

The netizens who were waiting to see the roaring dog were in an uproar, and the subtitles in the live broadcast room flew around, and the number of people increased sharply.

"This is 72 changes, what does the roaring dog look like, you don't have a B number in your heart"?

"Is this TM teasing me"?

"Piercing the heart, Lao Tie"!

The live broadcast boy stared at the scene, and was about to say to the mobile phone, "Someone is fighting", but as soon as he opened his mouth, he said, "Hey, there is someone here pretending to be B, I can't control it, you guys come quickly"!

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The big men wielded sticks and scattered to dodge, all afraid of being bitten.

I was bitten by a madman and spread the word, how could I still mess up on the road? And I had to get a rabies vaccine for a week, which was very troublesome.

It's also strange to say that Xiang Fei, who "transformed" into a roaring dog, was extremely agile, jumping up and down in the shadow of a stick like the wind, and the shadow did not touch his body.

The onlookers were amused by the funny scene made by this crazy man laugh, completely forgetting about the brawl just now, and no one noticed that Xiang Fei's girlfriend had quietly left.

Xiang Fei shouted and pounced on the nearest big man.

"Ah~~~"! The big man couldn't dodge and screamed heartbreakingly.

", let go"!

The fists of his companions rained down, and the sticks thumped, and they beckoned to Xiang Fei's head, but he just didn't let go.

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After the words 'Shenjing Bing' came on the phone, it became a busy tone, and the live broadcast boy didn't care, but held his mobile phone and stared at the scene in the field, shocked in his heart.

After a moment of silence in the live broadcast room, the subtitles were churning.

“6666”!

"It's time for a wave of gifts"!

", the 'Roaring Sky Dog' is really fierce, if you don't adapt to the water and soil, I'll obey you"!

The sudden counterattack made netizens boil.

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"Ah~~~"! The big man screamed and cracked his lungs, and cold sweat was dripping on his forehead.

Xiang Fei's head and face were covered with blood, with a large piece of bloody flesh in his mouth, and his eyes were extremely sharp, and the 'Roaring Sky Dog' had become a blood dog!

"Quickly help the fourth brother to get an injection!" The leading big brother waved his hand, and the others threw down the bloody dogs and hurriedly helped the bitten man to run to the nearest clinic, and the sticks were also scattered all over the ground.

"I'll clean you up when I come back!" The eldest brother looked at the blood dog, was afraid, and left quickly.

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Everyone in the live broadcast room was excited, subtitles flew out, and gifts were piled up.

"Straight to the win yes"!

“6666”!

"Brother Xiaotian is fierce"!

"Pretending to be a dog can kill back, 5 kills,"!

The afterglow is lingering and lively.

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In the clinic, the bitten man wailed.

The eldest brother smiled at the phone, bowed his head and bowed his waist, "Hey, Brother Qiang, the matter is done, that kid was beaten and covered in blood, and he can't get out if he doesn't go to the hospital for ten days and a half months." I'm going to find someone to push the rest of the yard tonight!"

After making a few more phone calls to arrange tonight's affairs, the eldest brother was full of red light and high spirits.

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"Haha! Finally found the Ruyi Golden Hoop Stick, those little ghosts come again, let them taste the power of this Dinghaishen Needle"!

Xiang Fei stood in the courtyard, holding a large weighing pole four or five feet long, the setting sun shining on his angular face, his eyes were clear and radiant.

This is a remote courtyard located in the southern suburbs of the city, with a courtyard of less than 200 square meters and three bungalows, which is the only place for Xiang Fei and his mother, and the only place where Xiang Fei has common memories of his father.

Before his death, Xiang's father told him that there was an ancestral treasure buried in the courtyard, and he must take care of it, but he didn't say where it was buried, so the filial Xiang Fei was reluctant to leave here, and he wanted to fulfill Xiang's father's last wish.

Many of the nearby courtyards have been torn down and turned into piles of construction debris, leaving only three intact courtyards, and Xiang Fei's home is one of them.

Although it is full of ruins and ruins, it will become a huge biotechnology park in the future.

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"Ah Fei, come, my mother will wipe the blood off your head for you!" The thin Xiang Niang took the medical cotton cloth, stood beside Xiang Fei, and gently wiped it worriedly.

Xiang Niang was so distressed that she wiped her tears, "How did a good person become a monkey? Your father died early, don't scare your mother, don't do anything! They want a house, just give it to them, your mother is just you!"

After a while, the white cotton cloth became red, and Xiang Niang secretly wiped the tears from the corners of her eyes, not noticing the wounds on Xiang Fei's head that had been closed.

"Go to the Great Temple"!

This thought suddenly popped into his mind, and a gleam flashed in his eyes, and he ran out of the hospital with the scale pole on his shoulder, and the speed was very fast.

Xiang Niang held the iodine wine bottle and staggered behind for a long time, but returned in vain.

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At a bus stop, looking at Xiang Fei, who was carrying a scale pole and jumping forward with monkey steps, a little girl was amazed and danced excitedly, "Dasheng, are you going to Dasheng Temple?"

The bus is about to pass by the Great Sage Temple.

The little girl likes to watch the cartoon Monkey King very much, and she is very excited to see a living person who behaves like a great sage for the first time.

"Master, wait for me!" Xiang Feimu shouted at the driver.

"Wow~~~ Bang dang"!

The bus stopped suddenly, and the next moment, the door opened wide.

Xiang Fei carried the scale rod, came to the door of the car, and raised his legs.

The driver glanced at it vigilantly and said coldly: "Young man, you are not allowed to bring such a long stick to the car"!

"It's okay, I'll just put the golden hoop stick away!" Xiang Fei shoved the big scale rod into his ear, and sure enough, it was gone.

The driver opened his mouth wide, glanced at the black weighing rod that "Ping Pong" fell on the ground, his jaw was about to fall off, and he cursed in his heart: I broke into a ghost and encountered a deep well ice!

The carriage erupted in laughter.

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In less than 20 minutes, the bus stopped at Dashengmiao Station, Xiang Fei jumped off the bus, came to the Dashengmiao, and couldn't help but cry:

"Why is my Great Holy Temple so dilapidated? It must be that the old man of the land is lazy and not easy to take care of, no, I have to call it out and ask for an explanation!"

So, Xiang Fei stomped his feet and shouted, "land" and "land".

Long

A white-haired old man with a red armband walked over from the hut next to the temple gate, "Young man, are you in the water in your ears? It's been a long time since you stomped on it, and it's time to come out, right? If you stomp on it again, you will stomp on the floor tiles, 1 piece is 50, and the damage will be compensated!"

The old man has been paying attention to this young man for a long time, and the empty scenic spot square seems to be dancing awkwardly, and he is particularly eye-catching, so he must take care of it.

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Xiang Fei turned his head to look at the old man, thinking that it was the land that appeared, and asked with a wink: "Old man, are you the land"?

The white-haired old man froze when he heard this, his ears were red and his face was red, and he scolded: "Apprentice, uncle!"

Then, excitedly pointed to the red armband on his left arm and the tag on his chest, "See clearly, your uncle and I are a toll collector at the scenic spot, with a compilation, understand"?

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Seeing that the old man was not the land, Xiang Fei twisted his head and walked towards the Great Holy Temple.

The charging man quickly chased in front of him, blocked him with his body, and shouted loudly, "The ticket is 20, and you can only enter by paying the money"!

Xiang Fei bared his teeth and shook his head, "My grandson will go back to his own Great Holy Temple and ask for money"?

Uncle Charge was stunned for a moment, and said in a serious tone: "Young man, your fare evasion trick is too clumsy, I have seen a lot of uncle, anyway, you are not allowed to enter without paying the money"!

Xiang Fei didn't think so, the monkey body was light, and he twisted his body to go in.

Seeing that the other party was still going to run hard, the charging uncle couldn't stop it, so he resorted to a tried-and-true killer trick and threatened: "Hey~~!

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"呲~~",

Xiang Fei bared his teeth at the uncle, and his monkey face was flushed, "I've annoyed my grandson, lie down here and don't leave, the Jade Emperor is here, please don't move this great sage, I'll tell you"!

"You're amazing!"

The uncle stared, hesitated for a moment, suddenly realized, said fiercely, and then took out his mobile phone and dialed the number.

While dialing, I muttered in my heart, I encountered the deep well ice, and I had to hide from the old man!

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Xiang Fei took the opportunity to flash into the temple and rushed to the main hall.

In the main hall, there is a statue of Monkey King, the body covered in red silk is a little mottled, but the fiery eyes are still bright, as if they can see through the charm of the world.

Xiang Fei stood in front of the hall, glanced at the golden body, showed a honey smile, his body shook violently, and he immediately froze in place.

Suddenly, a golden light shot from the eyes of the golden body towards Xiang Fei, and disappeared at the center of his eyebrows.

A moment later, Xiang Fei fainted and fell to the ground, unconscious.

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