Chapter 10: Face in the crotch
The matter was settled, Wu Chi hurriedly ran to the stove room and took out a few white buns and handed them to Zhuang Xiaobai.
For fake fighting, Wu Chi is quite experienced, originally a temporary thug, naturally there is no need to fight with others, so it is very important to maintain physical strength, if your side wins, you must rush up to beat the water dog, show your value, in this way, the helper will be happy to reward more silver.
Once you lose, smear the soles of your feet with oil and immediately slip away, but your mouth can't be idle, you have to shout while running: "You wait, Lao Tzu will come back sooner or later." In this case, even if you lose, the helper will have a lot of face and give a reward.
"Awesome, my brother!"
Zhuang Xiaobai listened to it with relish, but when he was about to nibble on the white bun, he suddenly smelled a strange smell, so he leaned in and sniffed it, vomiting... Nima, it's actually the smell of stinky feet.
Zhuang Xiaobai looked at Wu Chi sitting on the stool with a dark face and buttoning his stinky feet, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "Can you wash your hands after you buckle your feet." ”
Pouting, Wu Chi put his finger on his nose and sniffed, closed his eyes, and reveled: "This smell is refreshing, I can't bear it." ”
Throwing the white bun on the table, Zhuang Xiaobai suddenly lost his appetite, so he urged Wu Chi to rush to the back ravine.
"What's the hurry, first change your shoes from side to side, and then smear some pot bottom ash on your face. Wu Chi reminded.
"Uh, what do you mean?" Zhuang Xiaobai wondered.
"Wearing shoes backwards is a code between peers, so as to avoid killing each other, and smearing the bottom of the pot is of course to prevent the opposing gang from recognizing us, so as to save us from retaliation in the future. Wu Chi explained.
"Admire!"
After speaking, Zhuang Xiaobai hurriedly changed his shoes, and then ran to the stove room to wipe the ashes on the bottom of the pot, and when he returned to the room, he startled Wu Chi.
"Damn, why did you smear your teeth, as for such an exaggeration?" Wu Chi scolded with a smile.
"You know a bird, its teeth are so white, so neat, it's easy to be remembered, it's good to be safe!" Zhuang Xiaobai gritted his teeth and said vaguely.
"Too lazy to talk nonsense with you, let's go!"
After speaking, Wu Chi opened the door and walked out.
There is a small barren mountain in the west of the ancient city of Yan, over this mountain, there is a pothole area behind the mountain, where there is no grass, gravel is everywhere, the field of vision is broad, and it is regarded as a holy place for gangsters to fight.
The two of them ran here with a sigh of relief, only to see that the people on both sides were gathering.
"They're over there, let's get over there. ”
Wu Chi pulled Zhuang Xiaobai and ran to the south of the team.
"Why did you bring another person here?" asked one of the little leaders.
"Hehe, Aligo, this is my brother, he admires the Axe Gang very much, just in time to be a little tight on hand, so I brought him too. Wu Chi explained.
The little leader of the Axe Gang frowned, looked at it for a long time, and didn't see what Zhuang Xiaobai looked like, giving him the feeling of being a bear standing in front of him, but it looked a little imposing, so he didn't say anything.
"Don't be in a daze, you two, go get your weapons!" reminded the little leader.
"Okay!"
Wu Chi dragged Zhuang Xiaobai to the rear, only to see a gang member handing out a sharp small axe to everyone.
It's not big, Zhuang Xiaobai took the axe, and then put it in his hand and weighed it, yo, it's quite heavy, it is estimated that if the axe is cut down, the other party will be crippled if he doesn't die.
"What's the matter, it's awesome!"
Blinking his eyes, Wu Chi's face was full of excitement, and then he put on a murderous look.
"The crab wants to touch Wang Ba's face is too conspicuous, let's keep a low profile. ”
For this brainless brother, Zhuang Xiaobai is really speechless, I really don't know how he got into this high-risk profession, and he is still alive until now, what a miracle.
The Axe Gang is preparing, and the opposing gang is busy.
When his eyes fell on the other party, Zhuang Xiaobai almost exclaimed, the other party was actually holding a seven-foot-long Daguan knife in his hand, and the knife surface flashed with a dazzling cold light in the sunlight, which made people shudder.
"Which gang is the other party from?"
Swallowing his spit, Zhuang Xiaobai looked at Wu Chi with a pale face.
"Shut down the knife gang!"
"Nima, why didn't you say it earlier, this work is done by people? ”
"Damn, it's just difficult, so I give a lot of silver. ”
Hearing this, Zhuang Xiaobai really didn't know whether to be grateful to him or to castrate him, he looked down, the poor little axe in his hand, looking at the majestic Daguan knife, suddenly felt like ashes.
At this time, the two leaders slowly stepped forward and began to negotiate face-to-face, and the atmosphere between the two sides became tense.
At this moment, Zhuang Xiaobai is like getting on a thief ship, he is really depressed, according to what Wu Chi said, after the group fights, it is not allowed to slip away directly, once it is discovered, not only will he not give the silver, but he will also be retaliated.
Inadvertently, Zhuang Xiaobai's eyes moved to everyone's feet, and he was stunned for a moment, and after a while, he stretched out his numb hand and dragged Wu Chi.
"What's going on again?"
"Am I dazzled, or am I hallucinating?"
Stretching out his hand and pointing to the shoes worn by everyone, Zhuang Xiaobai looked at Wu Chi in confusion, and the axe in his hand was eager to swing it up and kill him immediately.
Rubbing his eyes, Wu Chi was dumbfounded with fright, Nima, they were actually wearing it backwards, wouldn't it be that the two sides couldn't tell at all, who was hired and who was a gang member?
Rolling down his throat, Wu Chi patted Zhuang Xiaobai on the shoulder, with a solemn expression: "I don't have any advantages, the biggest advantage is that I am a good person, do you believe me?"
Closing his eyes in pain, Zhuang Xiaobai stretched out his hand to push away the big face that was close at hand, and gritted his teeth: "You better put your face in the crotch!"
"That's not giving the Axe Gang face, right?"
"Damn, why do you give you face!"
The negotiations failed, and the two leaders glared angrily and went toe-to-toe.
At this time, the members of the Guan Dao Gang took off their shirts with brushes, revealing hideous and terrifying tattoos, in order to deter the members of the Axe Gang, and from time to time they made some contemptuous actions, and their arrogance was extremely arrogant.
Smacking his tongue, Wu Chi grinned and said: "It is rumored that when the Guan Dao Gang fights in a group, they have to take off their shirts to show off, and they really live up to their reputation!"
"Grass, what is this, if you have the ability to take off your pants, I count him as powerful!" Zhuang Xiaobai said disdainfully.
"Brothers, hack them to death!"
"Motherfuck, chop them up for me!"
As the two leaders drank violently, members of both sides swarmed up.
"Jingle Bell"
"Ah~"
The group broke out, the members of both sides were intertwined, and the sound of weapons colliding, shouting and killing, and screaming resounded in the sky...
Zhuang Xiaobai mixed in the crowd, hiding in Tibet, and when he turned to look for Wu Chi, he found that he had long since disappeared.
"Damn it!"
Cursing, Zhuang Xiaobai rubbed the axe near the leader, and then tore his throat and roared a few words, according to what Wu Chi said, he had to brush his face in front of the owner and pretend.
"That's good, just do it!"
The leader of the Axe Gang looked at Zhuang Xiaobai, and then showed an encouraging smile.
"Kill, I'll cut, cut, cut..."
It had an effect, Zhuang Xiaobai was naturally happy, and from time to time ran behind the leader of the Axe Gang and howled a few times.
"That kid is so arrogant, you guys rushed up and chopped him up, chopped up!"
The pig-killing howl made the leader of the Guan Dao Gang have a headache, as if there was a fly in his ear, and the "buzzing" made people upset.
Zhuang Xiaobai's ghost head was walking in a safe area, and suddenly noticed the sound of breaking wind behind him, his heart froze, he quickly bowed his body, kicked the ground with his feet, and rushed out quickly.
At the same time, a Daguan knife missed and slashed to the ground.
", you're pretty fast!"
A member of the Guan Dao Gang carried the big knife on his shoulder and looked at Zhuang Xiaobai playfully.
"You dare to sneak attack Lao Tzu!"
His eyes gradually became cold, Zhuang Xiaobai hates sneak attacks the most, it lingers like a nightmare, it can hit me and scold me, but no one is allowed to sneak attack him, this is the bottom line!