62: Look at your pee
Zhang Yu watched Liu Xuanchou slowly approach, and then put his hand on his shoulder.
His body trembled violently, and Liu Xuanchou's lips squirmed slightly, "Brother, didn't you say that you hate this flower fist embroidered leg the most? You said earlier that I didn't believe it, but today I really saw it, and the stink is as annoying as shit." ”
Li Xiaofei behind him had a blue face, and his cold needle-like pupils stared at Zhang Yu, as if he was going to eat him alive.
"Don't play like this, brother........" Zhang Yu cried and leaned back as much as possible.
"Want to run, .......it's too late," Li Xiaofei pointed to the man in black not far away and shouted, "You dry meals, why don't you hurry up and arrest these two bastards for me!"
The burly people in black looked at each other, not daring to disobey Li Xiaofei's instructions, saying that they were about to rush forward and knock the two people down.
"Do you think the set is your home, is it because I'm dead?"
At this moment, an angry shout suddenly sounded.
Zheng Rong's body was shocked, this roar was very familiar to him, and he had heard such a roar in several TV series he had worked with before.
It's Feng Dagang, Director Feng is here!
There was a commotion in the crowd, and they all moved their bodies to make way for the dry half-little old man behind him.
Feng Dagang's face was grim, and he had a breathtaking momentum when he walked. He walked straight up to Li Xiaofei and glared at him coldly.
Li Xiaofei's heart was shocked, Feng Dagang, who was a head shorter than him, actually gave him the illusion of powerlessness to protest, and for a moment, he even wanted to prostrate on the ground and kowtow to this old man.
"Hell yes. He scolded secretly in his heart, secretly cheered himself up, and mustered up the courage to look back at Feng Dagang.
Yes, other actors may see Feng Dagang and Director Feng will tremble in awe, wag their tails and beg for mercy, but he won't, and he doesn't believe that Feng Dagang can do anything to him now.
"Xiao Fei," Feng Dagang exhaled, as if he had calmed down. When he looked at Li Xiaofei again, his eyes were calm, "Why compete with a staff member, you are too hot, then I will hold an umbrella for you, right?"
After speaking, he beckoned back and motioned to Assistant Wang to take the umbrella.
As soon as he finished speaking, there were bursts of whispers around him.
"Li Xiaofei's face is so big, even Director Feng even said that he wanted to hold an umbrella for him. ”
"It seems that it is really as rumored, the relationship behind Li Xiaofei is hard......"
"There's a good show to watch......."
A different color also flashed in Liu Xuanchou's eyes. Feng Dagang's tolerance is really beyond his expectations, which director have you ever seen who would whisper good things to an actor and take the initiative to ask for an umbrella? Guan is scheming, you can see that this person is indeed not simple.
Secondly, he was more puzzled by the latter point.
Today's Feng Dagang gives him a different feeling than when they first met, more precisely, it is the way Feng Dagang walks that makes him feel different. Ordinary people walk and advanced martial artists walk that is very different, people who practice martial arts walking posture is strong, light, and steady, which also depends on the type of kung fu practiced, such as people who practice tai chi "step like a cat", people who have practiced light skills walk like driving a boat on the water, such as Ling Xuan floating, and people who have been walking on a horse for a long time walk calmly.
To practice martial arts, you have to practice your eyes, people who have a certain way of seeing like electricity, flexible and sharp, clear and spiritual, to a certain realm, back to the basics, God is inside, and the eyes of people are the same as ordinary people.
All kinds of signs are more or less pointing to - Feng Dagang is a master of martial arts!
"Now it's interesting. He smiled and stepped aside with his hands around his chest.
Li Xiaofei listened to the surrounding discussions, and the color in his eyes was even worse, he straightened his face and smirked: "Eh, Director Feng, aren't you tormenting me, how can I bother you to help me hold an umbrella, let's let the group performer who is not long-eyed just now come over." ”
Feng Dagang frowned, Li Xiaofei was too uninteresting, he didn't know how to come down by the way when he gave him a step, and he was still holding on to things. He held the handle of the umbrella tightly, and persuaded softly: "The group actors are not your personal assistants, they are just staff members of the crew, forget it." ”
"But ......"
Li Xiaofei still wants to argue again.
Here, Feng Dagang's hand holding the umbrella had been raised gently, only to see a black shadow crossing, and the slender coarse cloth umbrella had been slammed on Li Xiaofei's right cheek.
"I'll fucking tell you, I don't understand, do I? ”
Feng Dagang jumped like thunder, and the green tendons on his face trembled, "I'm the director, you're the director, and you're still fucking playing big names in front of me, you want to hold an umbrella, right?" I let you hold ......" As he spoke, he hit another black umbrella.
Li Xiaofei also reacted immediately after being hit by two umbrellas in a row, fortunately, Feng Dagang's strength and speed are very average, after all, he is also a kung fu star, according to his previous filming experience, he dodged Feng Dagang's another parachute.
"Still dare to hide?" Feng Dagang was stunned, and his anger was even more unbeatable. If you want to talk about martial arts routines, he recognizes the second in China, and no one dares to recognize the first. After predicting the position where Li Xiaofei was about to appear, he put away the umbrella and stood up, changing it to a thorn, and the tip of the solid wooden umbrella broke through the air, and the thorn landed on Li Xiaofei's chest.
Li Xiaofei snorted, and his unstable body suddenly rolled to the ground.
"Sure enough, there was a problem. ”
Liu Xuanchou, who was watching from the sidelines, looked moved, and saw that Feng Dagang's seemingly simple but powerful umbrella was really extraordinary. A screenwriter, no matter how talented he is, can come up with more moves that others can't think of, in reality, he still can't complete the actions he imagined by himself.
Unless he really practiced it secretly.
......
Li Xiaofei screamed a few times, and then struggled to get up, his face flushed, his right hand covered his chest, and he looked at Feng Dagang with a calm face with both anger and fear, "You....... You dare to hit me......" He gritted his teeth and threatened: "I won't participate in this bad movie, who do you like to find and who to ......"
Li Xiaofei picked his pick and quit.
This is something that everyone did not expect and expected, and it is very paradoxical, but it did happen.
It is said that women cry, make trouble, and hang themselves, and when men are out of line, if they don't cry or make trouble, they like to be scoundrels and shameless.
The impact of the temporary change of the protagonist is too great, which is not only bad for the director's reputation, but the whole drama will also fall into all kinds of criticism with the editing of unscrupulous media.
As soon as the ratings go up, the game is heartbeat stimulation, who knows if it will have a bad impact after changing the role.
"Heh......" Feng Dagang smiled angrily and confessed: "If someone hadn't entrusted you to join my group of "Sword Dance Mountains and Rivers", I would have fucking asked you for this fake trick? ”