Feng Yuheng touched the thick and messy short beard on his chin, nodded and said: "There are talented people in the country, one generation is better than the next, Huang Yunsong's martial arts are indeed better than me, but even if he is strong, he is not your opponent Hang'er, and he is finally a little comforted by the teacher, so he will not be too disappointed." ”

Li Yihang said: "Huang Yunsong is not only strong in martial arts, but also very insidious, placing a poisonous needle in the palm of his hand, and his way is in vain, this person is also good at poison, and he is a very difficult person to deal with." ”

Lin Ju said: "The head of Izumo is such a bright and jealous martial arts warrior, which is admirable, but his son's behavior is very different, which makes people stunned, and he is not allowed to inherit the fierce and cruel character of his mother." ”

Feng Yuheng said: "Yes, this person has a harmless appearance, but he is insidious and cunning, which is impossible to prevent, and he is not afraid of being embarrassed as a teacher, so I will tell you about the situation at that time in detail." ”

Ten days ago, a young man who traveled around the ancient village came, this person called himself Huang Yunsong, and stayed at Feng Yuheng's neighbor's house, that Huang Yunsong was knowledgeable and talked extraordinary, Feng Yuheng chatted with him a few words and felt like-minded, so he invited him home to drink, Zhao Yuanyuan poured wine next to him, but somehow, Huang Yunsong and Zhao Yuanyuan eyebrows came and went, and actually hooked up, the two of you have a cup, I poured Feng Yuheng a big drunk, and immediately discussed the elopement at night, Feng Yuheng was half drunk and half awake, his eyelids were heavy and he couldn't open his eyes and couldn't wake up, but the words of the two of them were in his ears one by one。

Huang Yunsong said: "Sister-in-law, Brother Feng is drunk, I'll give you a drink." Zhao Yuanyuan said: "You call me Yuanyuan, sister-in-law and sister-in-law are so awkward to hear." Huang Yunsong said: "Ah, Yuanyuan, this name is good, and the person is as good as its name." ”

Zhao Yuanyuan was unhappy and said: "You say that I am as my name, that means that I am fat and round, and I will ignore you." Huang Yunsong hurriedly said: "Yuanyuan, I didn't mean that, I actually wanted to say that you look as beautiful as a fairy, I said the wrong thing, and I punished myself." Zhao Yuanyuan pretended to be angry and said, "No, you have to punish yourself for three cups." Huang Yunsong said: "Yes, yes, I listen to Yuanyuan's words." ”

Later, Huang Yunsong asked: "Yuanyuan, you are so beautiful, how can you follow this bad old man and be aggrieved in such a broken place?" Zhao Yuanyuan sighed and said: "I was not forced by him, his martial arts are very strong, I was beaten by him if I didn't obey the slightest disobedience, and I told that every day should not be called the earth and the earth is not spiritual, there is no way I have to live here one day at a time, it is really better to live than to die." Huang Gongzi had the courage to grab her hand and said, "Yes, let me see if he hit you, does it hurt?"

Zhao Yuanyuan casually pointed to a few places and said: "I hit here, here and here, but it hurts to death." Huang Yunsong pretended to be sad and touched them one by one, Zhao Yuanyuan did not stop him, he said angrily: "This old man doesn't know how to pity the fragrance and cherish the jade, why do you follow him?" Zhao Yuanyuan said: "But I am a woman, can I go there if I don't follow him?" Huang Yunsong hurriedly said: "I have to go back to Guangzhou tomorrow, if you don't want to follow him, why don't you go with me tomorrow." Zhao Yuanyuan said: "His martial arts are very high, I am afraid that he will find out and catch up, and kill my son." Huang Yunsong smiled and comforted her: "His martial arts are higher, can he be higher than me, you can rest assured to follow me." Otherwise, I'd have taken his life right now. ”

Zhao Yuanyuan followed Feng Yuheng for a short time, he was pampered like a princess, and when he heard that he was going to kill him, he was more or less unbearable, and hurriedly said: "No need, no need, don't kill him, his apprentice is very powerful, don't provoke him, that's endless trouble, let's just leave quietly." Huang Yunsong smiled: "I've grown so big, and I've never been afraid of others, but since Yuanyuan said that he wouldn't kill, then he would be left with an old life." ”

The two took advantage of Feng Yuheng's drunkenness, not only flirting and scolding, but also discussing the elopement of the husband, Feng Yuheng was furious when he heard it, but he couldn't move a finger, and wanted not to listen to them, but the lewd words kept coming into his ears, making him so angry that his skull was smoking, and finally when the two of them became more and more bold and used their hands and mouths, a wave of anger broke through the drunkenness, woke up, and scolded: "What a pair of adulterers**, dare to do such a shameless thing in front of my face!"

Zhao Yuanyuan was so frightened that he took a few steps back and hid behind Huang Yunsong, Huang Yunsong was not in a hurry, shook the folding fan in his hand, and said with a smile: "Brother Feng, it's amazing, you can still wake up after being hit by my Wusan Fan powder, it seems that I still underestimate you, but it's not a good thing for you to wake up, and you are angry in vain." Feng Yuheng was so angry that his heart and lungs exploded, and he shouted: "Huang Yunsong, I can't see that you are such a person, seducing other people's wives, and you have to face no, lewd thief, eat me with a punch." After saying that, he swung his fist at the opponent. Huang Yunsong dodged and scolded: "Old man Feng, you rob and get married, the old cow eats tender grass, it is really shameless, I took Yuanyuan away just to save her from the dire situation, how can flowers be inserted in cow dung?" Feng Yuheng looked at his body and knew that his martial arts were extraordinary, so he held back his anger and calmed down with him, it stands to reason that although his martial arts cannot be said to be superb, but there are few opponents on the rivers and lakes, but this frivolous and lascivious person in front of him is even more skilled in martial arts, the two fought for more than 100 rounds, Feng Yuheng was poisoned by the incense, his skills were greatly reduced, and he was exhausted after a long battle, and was hit in the abdomen by Huang Yunsong's sneak attack and vomited blood, Huang Yunsong took this opportunity to take Zhao Yuanyuan's hand and turned around and left, Feng Yuheng chased after taking a breath.

After Li Yihang listened, he comforted the master and said: "Master, I said earlier that Zhao Yuanyuan is not credible, but I am afraid that she will not be good for you, don't you see that this has brought you a bloody disaster, and now that she has left you, it is no better, there is nothing more worthy of joy than this." ”

Lin Ju slapped the table and shouted: "Yes, the slut Zhao Yuanyuan is a hoodoo, after she leaves, Uncle Shi will be a hundred taboos, good luck is the head, it is worth having another drink, come, a toast." ”

After the three of them raised their heads and finished drinking, Feng Yuxi said: "The slut is too hateful, usually sticks to me all day long like a kitten, and the words he says are as good as the birds of Bailing Island singing, but as soon as he turns around, he changes his face and scolds me up, how can there be such a big change in the past and after the people?" Li Yihang said: "Master, you don't know that I suffered a lot from her on the way back from western Sichuan, and almost lost my life, and now she has turned her face with you, and I am not afraid that you will not like it, so I want to tell her ugly things before, do you want to listen?" Feng Yuheng's face was dark, and he pondered for a while, and finally felt that it was difficult to break the mirror, and there was no possibility for the two to reunite, so he nodded.

Li Yihang started from entering Shushan, and talked about the meeting of master and apprentice, Feng Yuheng listened, and couldn't help but slap the table and scold: "I knew that Zhao Yuanyuan was an immodest woman, but if she was willing to live a good life with me, I didn't want to care about the previous things and didn't hear about it, but I thought that she was such a broken woman, the country is easy to change, and her nature is difficult to change." ”

Lin Ju persuaded him and said: "Fifth Uncle, such a woman is not worth regretting at all, you should be happy when she is gone, there are many women in the world, there are more beautiful than her, some are younger than her, and some are younger and more beautiful than her. Li Yihang smiled when he heard this: "Yes, my Senior Brother Lin is right, Master, you really don't have to hang yourself on a tree, you see Senior Brother Lin is a good example, let go of the last relationship, immediately met the destined person, and now even a daughter has been born." Lin Ju was originally a shy person, but in order to persuade his uncle, he used his feelings as a model to talk about it, and finally said: "There are times in life when you have to have them, and there are times in life when you don't force them." ”

Feng Yuheng was enlightened by two young people, sighed after taking a sip of wine, and said: "I think I Feng Yuheng has not known the taste of love for fifty years, and when I meet this slut, it opens up my emotional gap, and makes my peaceful life like a mirror ripple in a circle, no, it makes my heart surge, I can't stop wanting her, I have dreamed of playing the life of Xiao Jiuzi many times, and now it has become a broken bubble." ”

Li Yihang said: "Master, you need to walk around the rivers and lakes more, and be more chivalrous, it won't take long to meet the girl you like." Lin Ju continued: "Yes, the fifth uncle's martial arts are both strong and mature, and he will definitely be able to win the favor of many girls. Li Yihang said: "I'm afraid that the master won't be able to stand it." ”

The two of them laughed together.

Feng Yuheng couldn't help laughing when he heard the two of them sing and harmonize, and said, "Inheriting the words of the two young talents, then I will wait for that day to come." Li Yihang said with a smile: "Master, that's it, the old doesn't go, the new doesn't come, didn't you teach me the truth of both good and bad before, what I lost was Zhao Yuanyuan, but what was waiting for you was endless peach blossom luck, and I couldn't stop it if I wanted to." Senior Brother Lin, I want to ask you to buy some things and come back. Lin Ju said, "What do you want to buy?" I'll go now. Li Yihang muttered in his ear, and Lin Ju said, "Okay, okay, I'll go buy it back." ”

Feng Yuheng smiled and asked, "What do you want to buy, why is it so mysterious?" Li Yihang said: "It was bought from Master, don't ask first, you will know then." Feng Yuheng smiled again: "When I was in prison, I didn't know that my apprentice was so interesting, and with you two young people, Master felt as if he was dozens of years younger. Li Yihang also smiled: "When Senior Brother Lin comes back in a while, you will definitely become a young man like us." ”

The two chatted while drinking, Feng Yuheng couldn't help but mention the matter of going to Huang Yunsong and Zhao Yuanyuan to settle accounts in the future, Li Yihang said: "Master, the apprentice is looking for you this time, but there is something important, and it is not too late for us to find Huang Yunsong and Zhao Yuanyuan after we are busy with big things." Feng Yuheng said: "What's the matter?"

Li Yihang said: "Go and help the master uncle regain the position of the head of the Beidou faction!" Feng Yuheng was stunned, couldn't believe his ears, and said: "Your master uncle has been dead for more than 20 years, how can you take it?" Li Yihang told the truth about the matter on the Lotus Heart Peak of Jiuhua Mountain, and finally said: "After we help the master uncle to regain the position of the head of the family, call the master uncle, and go to the Xiaoyao Sect Xingshi to ask for guilt and seek justice." The more Feng Yuheng listened, the more surprised he became, and after confirming it, he jumped up happily, dancing like a three-year-old child, and finally felt that he was out of shape in front of his apprentice, so he put away his smile, raised a bowl of wine and drank it up, but he had never been so happy in his heart, and after drinking, he couldn't help laughing again, and finally said: "Zhao Yuanyuan's matter, compared with the senior brother to regain the position of the head, it is simply not a matter, let's set off, I can't wait to see the senior brother now." ”

Li Yihang said: "Master, don't worry, wait for Senior Brother Lin to come back."

Feng Yuheng was in a good mood, and he didn't know what the two of them were doing, so he smiled and said, "Okay, let's see what tricks you guys are doing." After a while, Lin Ju came back with a large bag of things, followed by a demon woman in her forties, with several wrinkles at the corners of her eyes, but she was dressed like an eighteen-year-old girl, with two pigtails flicking around, Feng Yuheng was shocked and asked: "Who is this woman, what did you bring her for?" Li Yihang's eyes were also full of doubts, he just asked Lin Ju to go out to buy things, but he didn't ask him to bring a woman over, and he was too old.

Lin Ju saw that the two of them had a frightened and surprised face, and said with a smile: "Senior uncle and junior brother, don't get me wrong, it's not like the dirty thoughts in your hearts, this is He Erniang, who I invited to clean up her makeup, specializing in grooming and dressing up for others, what is the use of Uncle Shi just wearing new clothes and new shoes, and you have to clean up your head and face is the right way." Li Yihang said happily: "Senior brother, you have an open mind, you are so eye-catching, Master, you go to the bath and change clothes, so that this young lady can clean up for you, Bao Zhao Yuanyuan regretted it after seeing your appearance." Feng Yuheng knew what the two apprentices were doing, and laughed: "In order to help me get out of the shadows, you two are so attentive, and if you are still immersed in it, then I am very sorry for the two of you." ”

After the master came out of the room, Li Yihang invited He Erniang to sit down, poured her a glass of wine, and said: "Miss He, I didn't know that there was such a thing in the world, it was really too lonely and unheard, please help my master after a while." He Erniang specializes in makeup for the bride and groom and those who love beauty, and her skills are quite remarkable, and she said: "Two sons, please rest assured, I see that your master's face is quite good, his nose is high, and his eyes are godly, but he doesn't pay attention to tidying up, after my skillful hands, there will be a makeover effect, what effect do you want?" Lin Ju asked: "What effect, I don't understand what you say." ”

He Erniang smiled: "Do you want your master to look like a scholar, or a landlord, a rich businessman, a big official and nobleman?" Li Yihang said: "My master is a martial arts master, and he likes to hoe the strong and help the weak, I want you to make him a hero who saves people from the dire situation." Lin Ju hurriedly said: "Yes, yes, we want the effect of a hero." ”

He Erniang said: "Hero, I haven't seen a hero, there should be no specific routine for the appearance of a hero, I think the most important thing for a real hero is temperament, if there is no temperament, how to fiddle with it will look nondescript, which can be difficult." Li Yihang said: "This eldest sister, please rest assured, my master is chivalrous and courageous, righteous and awe-inspiring, so much that it is difficult to tolerate full discharge, and the most important thing is temperament and mind, you can rest assured." He Erniang said: "But I haven't seen a hero, and I don't know what a hero looks like." ”

Lin Ju said: "What's so difficult about this, don't you think about what Qin Qiong Wei Chi Gong Cheng looks like when he bites gold?" Li Yihang hurriedly said: "Don't be, Yu Chigong's face is as black as charcoal, his beard is as hard as a steel needle, and his appearance is very different from that of the master. He Erniang smiled: "Okay, just dress up as you say." ”

While talking, Feng Yuheng put on new clothes and shoes and walked in, only to see that he was wearing a purple cocoon silk robe embroidered with green patterns, covered with a dark gray placket with a bright silk surface, and black deerskin boots. Sure enough, people rely on clothes and Buddha rely on gold, Feng Yuheng wears this, and the whole person looks more energetic. He laughed and said: "Senior nephew Lin, did I spend a lot of money on my outfit?" Lin Ju smiled: "That's that, I spent a lot of money on these new clothes and shoes, how do you want to repay me, uncle?" Feng Yuheng laughed and said: "Can I pass on a few good skills to you?" Lin Juxi said: "Uncle Shi's word is a decision, but you are not allowed to regret it." ”

He Erniang asked Feng Yuheng to sit in front of the mirror, shave his beard and haircut, and carefully dress him up, after more than an hour, He Erniang finally finished grooming, Feng Yuheng stood up and turned around, only to see that his body was dignified, his appearance was dignified, a pair of eyes with two cold stars, and two long eyebrows like strong grass. The chest is solid, like an iron tower blocking the way and insurmountable; the air is lofty, spitting out the ambition of thousands of zhang Lingyun; the heart is high and courageous, like a dragon out of the water, the hands are strong and powerful, like a jungle tiger out of the hunting and patrolling the mountains, as if Qin Qiong Shubao is possessed, and his temperament is thin and hairy, it is really a Tai Sui god in the world!

When Li Yihang and Lin Ju saw this, they couldn't help but exclaim loudly, and shouted: "Master, I really can't see that since you are such a great person, the two of us can't help but be ashamed of ourselves, and we can't walk on the street with you in the future." Feng Yuheng scolded with a smile: "The two of you can't go too far, but with such a change, even you don't dare to recognize each other." ”

After thanking He Erniang, he continued to drink, and when the wine was full, Li Yihang heard that someone outside was drinking a small song and performing arts, so he went to the street and called an old man and a girl into the room to sing and cheer up, which added to the joy. After such a fuss, Feng Yuheng's despondent pain was gone.

In the end, Feng Yuheng sighed: "I didn't expect that the disciples I and the Third Senior Brother accepted were so drunk, but it's a pity that he ...... Alas, don't talk about these unhappy things, let's have a glass of respect for the third child together. The three of them both stood up, clinked glasses, and then said in the northwest direction: "The third brother is thirsty for wine!" "Master drinks" and "Third Master drinks wine" raised their necks and drank dry.