Chapter 6: The Great Battle of Man and Dog (Thank you brothers for your support)
When Zhuang Xiaobai dragged out the old hen, the moon broke free from the shackles of the dark clouds and sprinkled the light in the courtyard.
With the help of the moonlight, Zhuang Xiaobai took a look, and saw that he was holding the head of a big black dog in both hands, one person and one dog, looking at each other, and the atmosphere was extremely strange.
There are unpredictable circumstances in the sky, and people have good and bad luck.
Zhuang Xiaobai was so frightened that his head was "buzzing", and the big black dog was also so frightened that he stuck out his tongue and didn't know what to do.
After a while, Zhuang Xiaobai came back to his senses, grinned at the big black dog, and said in his heart, Nima, it's really a biting dog that doesn't bark, and if you want to leave here safely today, it seems impossible.
"Woo..."
The big black dog let out a low warning, and its sharp teeth peeked out of its large mouth, entering a fighting state.
Let a tall, big and fierce vicious dog stare at him, Zhuang Xiaobai swallowed his spit, his legs couldn't help shaking, one eye stared at him, and the other eye secretly swept towards the wall, planning an escape route in his heart.
"I'm warning you, it's good to get together and disperse, I'm leaving. ”
After speaking, Zhuang Xiaobai said "Mom", smeared oil on the soles of his feet, jumped and ran to the wall, jumped his body, and ran to the wall...
Seeing this, the big black dog pressed down with its hind limbs, kicked the ground with its forelimbs, jumped up in the air, and bit Zhuang Xiaobai's ass fiercely with a big mouth, kicked its limbs in the air, and directly dragged it down with the weight of his body.
"Puff"
fell to the ground, Zhuang Xiao's eyes flashed with stars, but the tearing sensation from his buttocks made him sober up instantly.
"Papa~"
"Brute,!"
As the big black dog shook its head and kept tearing its buttocks, Zhuang Xiaobai panicked and reached out to slap it hard.
After struggling for a while, Zhuang Xiaobai sadly found that this big black dog's combat effectiveness was very tenacious, and it completely dominated itself by biting it in the back, and its fists could not be exerted at all when it went around the back.
When struggling indiscriminately, Zhuang Xiaobai touched the dog beating stick, and he was overjoyed, and pulled it out without hesitation.
"Bang~"
"Whew..."
The big black dog was in pain, spread his mouth, and jumped to the other side to continue the attack.
Gurgling and crawling up, Zhuang Xiaobai covered his bloody ass with one hand, and confronted him with a dog-beating stick in the other.
"Wang~"
"Damn, is it so inflated to be a dog? ”
At this time, Zhuang Xiaobai surged up fiercely, stretched out his head and stabbed his head, and shrunk his head, both horizontally and vertically, it was a never-ending situation, so let's see who was at who's dinner.
The big black dog pounced again, Zhuang Xiaobai flashed sideways, and at the same time, the dog-beating stick swept out and hit the dog's waist firmly.
"Whew~"
"Come on, come on, go on!"
Taking advantage of it, Zhuang Xiaobai was pleasantly surprised to find that the strength of the third stage of the martial artist is really not covered, don't look at the one that has not learned martial arts, but it is undeniable that the physique, strength, and speed are definitely not something that a vicious dog can compete with.
The man-dog war was about to break out, moving left and right, the shadow of the stick flickered, and the fight was shocking.
Such a big movement woke up the neighbors who were asleep, so they put on their clothes and ran out to see what was going on.
"Where's the movement?"
"It seems to be Jia Xiao's family!"
"In the middle of the night, the dog barked all the time, could it be that the Jia family recruited a thief?"
A few bold neighbors crept over.
"Bang"
beat the big black dog to death with a stick, Zhuang Xiaobai didn't have time to be happy, his ears moved, he noticed that someone was coming, his heart was not good, he picked up the big black dog and climbed over the wall from the other side, and fled...
......
It's not dawn yet.
The smell of meat wafted from the courtyard of the dealer's house.
Zhuang Shenshen, the second mother, and the fifth mother walked out of their respective rooms, looking at each other with a blank expression.
"Let's get ready for breakfast. ”
Zhuang Xiaobai carried a pot of dog meat, limped past the three of them, and went straight to the living room.
"Isn't Xiao Bai Mo sleepwalking?" Zhuang Shen said in surprise.
"Blind, can sleepwalking conjure flesh?"
"Ask so much, go and eat!"
The second mother, the fifth mother's greedy saliva flowed, how could she have the heart to ask questions, twisted her buttocks, and followed.
I haven't eaten meat for half a year, and the four of them can be described as gobbling up and drinking oil.
After the wind and clouds.
After a full burp, Zhuang Shen closed his eyes in a deep and comfortable manner, his mouth was still full of praise, and after a while, he suddenly remembered something, changed his words, and asked lightly: "Xiaobai, where did you get the dog meat?"
"Touched it. Zhuang Xiaobai said.
"Isn't touching just stealing?" Zhuang Shen said suspiciously.
Putting down the chopsticks, Zhuang Xiaobai said righteously: "Father can understand it like this, but in my heart it can be understood as doing the right thing for heaven!"
Hearing this, Zhuang Shen was furious: "Fart, my dignified and deep son has become a thief, where will I put my face in the future!"
"Xiaobai's filial piety is touching, so you can say a few words. ”
"That is, since the dealer let the Hongnan Martial Arts Hall smash the field, your face has already been taken away, and you are not ashamed to talk about. ”
The two mothers are women who have seen the world, the so-called cannibalistic mouth is short, and the hand-holding is short, at this time, it is inevitable to speak for Zhuang Xiaobai.
Zhuang Shen was so angry that he jumped like thunder, trembling and pointed at the two concubines, and said angrily: "You two are no better than dogs, it is better to hang yourself directly with a rope, and let the junior and fourth teach you the truth of being a human being." ”
Spit the bones to the ground, Zhuang Xiaobai put the dog beating stick on the table, and said lightly: "There is no chance to hang yourself, the crooked neck tree has already been cut off by me." ”
Hearing this, Zhuang Shen was so angry that he almost lost his breath, but calm down and think about it carefully, Xiaobai's original intention was still for this family, and he didn't seem to have done anything except blame, thinking of this, his anger gradually dissipated, and he vaguely seemed to see Xiaobai when he was young and frivolous.
"Don't take it as an example!"
After finishing speaking, Zhuang Shen Shen found himself a step down, got up and brushed his sleeves away.
......
After a month of medicinal effects, Zhuang Xiaobai reached the strength of the fourth stage of the martial artist.
When Zhuang Shenshen learned that his son had been promoted from an ordinary person to a martial artist in a month, he was really shocked.
With Xiaobai's cultivation speed, it is estimated that he is a unique genius in Yangu City, and at the same time, Zhuang Shen was pleasantly surprised, so he took his son's martial arts seriously and pinned all his hopes on his son.
in the compound.
Zhuang Shenshen, who has not practiced martial arts for two years, demonstrates martial arts moves, although he looks a little rusty, but in his gestures, he is still vigorous and elegant.
"Split Mountain Fist!"
Three zhang away, Zhuang Shenshen's feet stomped on the ground, his body shot out, and he swung his right fist and slammed it on the stake.
"Bang"
The stake split in two from the middle and fell to the ground with a bang.
After receiving the work, Zhuang Shen shook his head, as if the other party was very dissatisfied with the punch, turned his head to look at his son, and said lightly: "This set of martial arts pays attention to the instantaneous strength, as long as you work hard to cultivate, you will definitely achieve such an effect." ”
On the side, Zhuang Xiaobai looked enthusiastic, although the Split Mountain Fist was only a low-level martial art of the Yellow Rank, but for himself, it could be described as a thirst for talent, especially his father's unpredictable body style, which was extremely chic.
Taking the martial arts scroll handed over by his father, Zhuang Xiaobai licked his lips and laughed, and the image of Feng San kneeling at his feet and wagging his tail and begging for mercy flashed in his mind.