Chapter 253: Sooner or later
"Not that?"
Xia Min asked rhetorically. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info
"Nope!"
"Hmm. ”
Both responded at the same time.
"Then I don't understand even more, come on, come on, tell me, you two people who are dating, lonely men and widows in a room for three hours, and then do nothing?
Xia Min said, walked back to the futon and sat down, supported her chin with her left hand, and looked at the two of them with a scrutinizing gaze.
"It's not like nothing has been done......
"Senior Brother......
Before Youdao could finish speaking, Youxian covered his lips, and at the same time, Youxian's cheeks were completely red.
"What else do you want to cover, just say. ”
Xia Min waved his hand casually, and there was an invisible barrier between the virtuous and the Tao, and with the current cultivation of the two of them, it was absolutely impossible to break through.
"It's the ......"
"Senior Brother......
Youxian immediately shyly stopped Youdao.
Xia Min waved his hand casually, and Youxian's throat was immediately blocked, and he couldn't make any sound.
"Well, what the hell did you two do last night. ”
Xia Min asked funny, of course he knew about the things that were virtuous and virtuous, but he just wanted to hear it from the mouths of the two of them.
"Last night, that ......"
Affected by Xia Min's momentum, Youdao spoke directly, while Youxian had already closed his eyes shyly.
"Last night, we, that, each other, addressed our respective physiological needs. ”
There is a stammer, and finally finished speaking.
"Uh-huh, it's solved? ”
Xia Min continued to squint and ask.
"Yes, with your hands. ”
Youdo replied in a barely audible voice, while Youxian had already closed his eyes and blocked his ears with his hands.
"Really, how old are you, and you're still stammering like this, there's something wrong with you......"
Xia Min said directly: "Isn't it just using your hands to help each other, it's been nonsense for so long......"
"Yes, yes. ”
Youdao nodded embarrassedly.
"And the rest of the time, you won't help for three hours. ”
Xia Min had already asked with that strange look.
"I, we ......"
There was a way to speak, and there was no sound.
"Forget it, I'm lazy to take care of you, remember not to shoot before becoming an immortal, otherwise, hehehe......"
Xia Min laughed obscenely twice, and then walked out of the lecture hall leisurely.
"Eh, what does he mean by that, boss?"
Youdao touched the back of his head suspiciously.
"Stupid, the boss agreed that we would be together, as long as it wasn't that. ”
Youxian shyly threw herself into Youdao's arms, whispered, and gave her lips.
Youdao immediately threw all his doubts out of the sky.
Xia Min walked leisurely towards the cafeteria.
"Damn, sooner or later something will go wrong. ”
muttering silently in his heart, Xia Min shook his head slightly: "Forget it, what's the love, they brought it on themselves anyway." ”
"Boss, boss, wait for me......"
Hearing this, Xia Min smiled and stopped, it had been a long time since she heard her voice.
"Youyi, what's wrong?"
Xia Min asked with a smile at Youyi, who was running towards him.
"Boss, why are they all scolding you, Sister Qingwan. ”
Youyi raised his little head and asked curiously, a little head was full of question marks, and it looked very cute.
"Oh?"
Xia Min suddenly felt a little funny, and had an agreement with several women that he would not perceive their situation in his room, so Xia Min was still very curious about what they said about Xia Min in secret.
"What are they calling me?"
Xia Min stroked Youyi's little head with a weird smile on his face.
"They said, "Boss, you, flowery, funny, faulty, cheating, shameless, bastard, scum, and say that you are a brain-dead and mentally abnormal. ”
Youyi snapped his fingers and said one by one, and after finishing speaking, he seemed to remember something: "By the way, they also said that if they didn't leave you, they would have beaten you a long time ago." ”
"Haha......"
Xia Min suddenly laughed heartily: "Youyi is so powerful, remember all the words, go play." ”
Youyi patted Youyi's head a few times, then whistled and left, looking at his steps, he seemed to be in a very good mood, and he could walk out of the feeling of floating.
At the door of the cafeteria, I met Chen Lingling and Zhou Chudie, who had finished eating snacks.
Xia Min's arms were immediately occupied.
"What's the matter, didn't you say I'm a shameless bastard, then you're still so close. ”
Xia Min smiled smirked, scratching the noses of the two girls.
"Hey......
Zhou Chudie grinned and smirked: "You're a bastard, I'm a female bastard, what a pair." ”
Zhou Chudie said, shaking Xia Min's shoulder: "By the way, you really want to sleep with you at night." ”
Zhou Chudie's eyes flashed with some strange light, as if he was thinking of some crooked idea.
"You're a woman, a woman, a woman......"
Xia Min flicked on Zhou Chudie's head heavily: "There is no femininity at all, don't spoil my daughter." ”
Xia Min said, lying on Zhou Chudie's stomach and said, "Girl, go and don't learn from your mother, she is a fool." ”
After Xia Min finished speaking, without waiting for Zhou Chudie's reaction, he directly dodged and left the place.
At the beginning of the week, the butterfly jumped to her feet depressedly.
"Hehe......"
After watching the whole process, Chen Lingling covered her mouth and smiled, and she didn't dare to raise her head when Zhou Chudie smiled.
The gate of the sect.
There were still a dozen guards standing guard, and Xia Min passed under their noses, and they didn't make any movements except for their gaze.
Looking at the empty square, the corners of Xia Min's mouth curled.
Turning to one of the guards, he said, "Tell Elder Zhang, I want to see a market here, En...... It's good to sell snacks, and no other toys are allowed to come in, and then there, build me a small room, and I'm going to tell fortunes there. ”
After Xia Min finished speaking, he turned around and left, and the guard was stunned.
"I really don't understand what strange people think. ”
"Nonsense, if you had understood, you wouldn't be standing guard here. ”
"Hurry up, go and inform Elder Zhang, don't talk nonsense. ”
"Okay, I'll go right away. ”
The guard laughed twice and ran towards the family area where Elder Zhang was.
"Well, when will I get inside? ”
"Soon, I heard Elder Zhang say that as long as you look at the gate for three years, you will have the opportunity to learn the Tao from the master. ”
"It's just a chance, what's the use, when he doesn't say a word, he won't have anything. ”
"You're stupid, I've heard that those stewards are already arranging, as if they want to show the cultivation method to the world. ”
"What, you're true or not. ”
"Nonsense, do I dare to say this, I guess there will be news in a few days. (To be continued.) )