On a busy street in Shanghai, there is a man in ancient costume and holding a flagpole sitting on the street. Pen × fun × Pavilion www. ｂｉｑｕｇｅ。 info saw that the flagpole read "See a doctor if you are sick, prevent if you are not sick." The hand is caught, and the medicine is cured. ”

"Is this man sick? Who would let a foot doctor treat him in this era!"

"Maybe he's shooting some video, you look at his temperament, I think he looks like a star, although he is not handsome at all. ”

"I don't think he's been standing there for hours, not talking, not moving, and there's no camera nearby. ”

"Maybe they're waiting for someone?"

"You're waiting for someone to be motionless?"

"Well, then you say, what does he do? ”

"Didn't he write it?" was booed.

"Maybe it's really a doctor, who has a problem, go up and show him." ”

At this point, the crowd suddenly dispersed, who would admit that they were sick?

"Haha," Li Qingwan, who heard the conversation, laughed wildly, "You can't do this, it's been a long time, don't say that someone has come to see a doctor, and there is no one to talk." ”

"What do you know," Xia Min, who was sitting on the ground, although he couldn't sit still, still said stubbornly, "I'm waiting for someone who is destined." ”

"Haha," Li Qingwan laughed almost out of breath, "It's the first time I've heard that someone is a patient." ”

Xia Min glanced at her head and ignored Li Qingwan, in fact, Xia Min was a little timid, thinking about how to say the first sentence.

After all, Xia Min before was just an ordinary scumbag, not so self-familiar mentality, and was slowly adjusting.

"Hey," Li Qingwan probably laughed enough, "Is it okay to leave Liu Xun alone in the store?"

"Why don't I throw you in the store?" Xia Min said with a wicked smile, "Let customers buy things from a ghost?" After saying this, he laughed, and seemed to be right.

"Hmph. Li Qingwan gave Xia Min a roll of her eyes, "You won't recruit another person." ”

"Eh," Xia Min stood up and walked in one direction, before he continued, "Isn't the recruitment notice always at the door? ”

Li Qingwan looked at Xia Min with a curious expression, with a slightly weird smile on her face.

"Why are you looking at you like that? Xia Min got goosebumps when she was watched.

"That recruitment revelation was thrown away by Yoo Kaoru last month. Li Qingwan spoke, picked up the sugar gourd on the stall next to her and nibbled on it, or Xia Min moved quickly and put an illusion, otherwise she would have to frighten the crowd.

"Uh," Xia Min touched his nose, "I didn't even find out." After thinking about it, he probably understood why Liu Xun threw away the recruitment notice, and Xia Min had some joy about this matter.

".........," Li Qingwan swallowed a sugar gourd, "I admire your eyesight very much." There was absolutely no hint of admiration.

"I also admire my eyesight. After Xia Min finished speaking, without waiting for Li Qingwan to answer, she ran towards a young man.

"Wait," Xia Min shouted as she ran, "the one in the white shirt and cropped pants waits." ”

Hearing this, the young man stopped, turned to look at Xia Min, pointed to himself and asked, "You called me?"

"Yes, that's you. Xia Min said and walked a few steps and stood in front of the young man.

This young man, with a generous face, looks a little righteous, but there is some blackness on the Yin Hall, and it is obvious that he is going to be unlucky today.

The young man looked at the flagpole held by Xia Min, did not speak, turned around and continued to walk.

"Hey," Xia Min stepped forward directly and grabbed the young man, "Young man, you have a problem." ”

"You're the problem!" The young man shook off Xia Min's hand, pointed at Xia Min and said, "Don't follow me, find someone else to fool you." He continued to walk. Obviously, the young man regarded Xia Min as a charlatan.

Ignoring Li Qingwan's teasing, Xia Min followed again, took out a piece of jade, and said to the young man as he walked, "You ask me how to sell this piece of jade." ”

Looking at the young man's expression of being an idiot, Xia Min still looked calm, "Quickly ask how to sell this piece of jade, otherwise it will keep pestering you." ”

"You... You..."The young man pointed at Xia Min angrily, as if he wanted to scold, and suddenly felt a sense of relief in his body and mind, and involuntarily said, "How to sell this jade!"

Hearing this, Xia Min looked overjoyed, and directly stuffed the jade into the young man's hand, and then said, "Give me five yuan!"

Looking at the bewildered young man, Xia Min patted his footsteps, "Hurry up, give me five yuan!"

The young man was still confused, and took out five yuan and handed it to Xia Min.

Xia Min put the money away and smiled evilly, "You can go!"

"Ahh

Pedestrians who saw this situation instantly surrounded them.

"Sell me this jade, I have five dollars. ”

"Sell me, I'll give you ten. ”

"Sell me..."

"I'm out of a hundred..."

"I'm out..."

"Why?" Li Qingwan asked as she looked at Xia Min who had escaped from the encirclement.

"Want to know?" Li Qingwan nodded, "I won't tell you!" Xia Min finished answering, holding the flagpole and continuing to swing leisurely.

Li Qingwan gnawed a sugar gourd fiercely, and crushed the sugar gourd as Xia Min's bite, then she smiled and followed!

"Insert a noon news, at noon today, near the city's snack street, a large signboard under renovation fell, fortunately no casualties, this area is currently being cleaned up, please pass by pedestrians choose other roads. ”

Xia Min, who heard the news, smiled slightly.

"Do you know that signboard will fall?" Li Qingwan was puzzled, "Why don't you just fix the signboard?"

"I don't know," Xia Min spread his hands and shrugged his shoulders, "I just saw that young man be unlucky." ”

"Come on," Li Qingwan looked disdainful, "If you hadn't stopped him, he would have passed a long time ago, how could he be smashed!"

"You don't have enough knowledge," Xia Min stretched out his finger and shook it in front of Li Qingwan, his mouth squeaked, and Li Qingwan, who was shaking straight, was almost furious, before he continued, "Whether I stop him or not, he will be hit by that signboard, I just changed the consequences of him being smashed, I can't change the fact that he will be smashed!

Li Qingwan shook her head, Xia Min's words made her very confused.

Xia Min was a little proud, and smiled sneeringly, "I don't understand, this is normal, if you understand, then how can I mess up!"

"What will you do if you don't hit people," Li Qingwan grabbed Xia Min's hair with both hands, swaying from side to side, and said while shaking, "What will happen... What the hell..."

Ten minutes later.

Xia Min and Li Qingwan were walking on a crowded street.

"Hey, hey, the one with the flagpole, you stop!"

Xia Min stopped when he heard this, looked back at the person who made the sound, pointed at himself with one hand, his face was a little strange, and he was not sure if the person who came called him.

"That's right, it's you," the speaker was dressed in a very ordinary casual suit, looking to be in his mid-thirties, but he looked upright.

"What's the matter?" Xia Min was surprised, he didn't have a causal entanglement with this person.

"You're practicing medicine, aren't you?" said the righteous man, looking at the flagpole.

"Yes, that's right, I'm a doctor. Xia Min replied lightly!

"Well, take out your medical license and take a look. The righteous man stretched out his right hand to the shrimp.

"Medical license, what is that?" Xia Min really hasn't heard of this thing, and the foot doctor still needs a medical certificate?

said that it was too late and that it was fast, as soon as the righteous man heard that Xia Min did not have a medical certificate, his hands moved, grabbed Xia Min's hands, twisted them, did not twist, and twisted them again, but still did not twist.

"Yo, you dare to resist arrest. The righteous man's expression became fierce, and Xia Min obediently gave up resistance in line with the principle that more things are better than less.

Seeing that Xia Min gave up resistance, the righteous man stopped moving, withdrew his hands, and said, "Originally, you will be locked up for a few days in this situation, just let you go for the sake of your first offense, and pay a fine." ”

"This," Xia Min paused before asking, "How much is the fine?" He looked at it just now, this righteous man was obviously a liar, but Xia Min didn't bother to care, after all, if he had a good life, he wouldn't come out to cheat.

"Five hundred. The righteous man had an expression on his face and did not pay the money.

"As for it," Xia Min directly took out five hundred yuan and handed it to him, "I still started for five hundred yuan." ”

"Hehe, no way, that's the rule. The righteous man collected the money, patted Xia Min on the shoulder a few times and left!

"Hahahaha..." Li Qingwan pressed her stomach with one hand and pointed at Xia Min with the other, and she couldn't speak with a smile.

"You continue. Xia Min said to Li Qingwan helplessly, "Keep laughing, and keep laughing next time if you don't finish laughing." ”

"Well, okay haha... Medical certificate haha..."Li Qingwan worked hard, and it was quite difficult to say a complete sentence.

Ignoring Li Qingwan, who fell into a state of madness, Xia Min continued to walk aimlessly on the street!

After walking for a few minutes, another voice came from behind.

"Foot doctor in front, you stop. Xia Min looked back at the person who saw the voice, this time it was a woman, although she was quite good-looking, but there was a black aura all over her body.

"Is there anything wrong with you?" Xia Min has always had no good attitude towards people with depraved thoughts, this woman is more depraved than the righteous man just now.

"You're a doctor, aren't you? The woman said, holding out her right hand towards Xia Min.

"I don't have a medical certificate, and the fine has already been paid. Xia Min explained the situation directly!

"Handed it over?" said the woman with a skeptical expression, "Show me the invoice!"

"What?" Xia Min replied casually, "no invoice." "I'm a little depressed, although he doesn't care about the money, but one at a time, and it's endless.

"Without an invoice, how can you prove that you paid the fine. The woman said that she was going to catch Xia Min.

Xia Min learned to be obedient this time, flashed to the side, he didn't want this woman's dirty hands to touch his body.

Before the woman could speak, Xia Min said, "How much fine, you say." With an impatient face, he was ready to send him away.

"Two thousand. The woman looked at Xia Min and thought for a moment before answering.

Xia Min directly threw over two thousand "invoices to me." Although he knew that she was a liar, Xia Min still wanted to take the invoice, so as not to wait for someone to bother him, I heard that scammers have a team, and there is a proof that no one should bother him again.

"What about in the bureau? Wait, I'll go back and get it. "Women take the money and leave.

"You are stupid to me, what if you don't come back!" Xia Min directly grabbed the woman "I'll go with you to get it!" Xia Min suddenly changed his mind, since this woman has been mentioned to the police station, then scare her by the way, he is also going to go to the police station to ask something.

"Well," the woman's face changed before replying, "all right." ”

The two walked in the direction of the police station.

As for Li Qingwan's voice, it was directly blocked by Xia Min, and she didn't need to listen to it to know that it would definitely not be anything other than teasing.

After walking for a while, you can already see the police station in the distance.

"That," the woman said to Xia Min, "it's inconvenient for me to enter, you enter alone, right?"

"Is it inconvenient for the police to go back to the police station?" Xia Min had a look of disbelief on his face!

"Look. The woman took out a document from her body, opened it and showed it to Xia Min, only to see that there was a photo of a woman on it, and there were big plainclothes words! "I'm a plainclothes, you know, my identity can't be exposed, you can go in and get the invoice yourself!"

"Didn't the money give you, why should they give me an invoice if you don't enter!" Xia Min looked incredulous, and had the meaning of doing it if he didn't agree with him. I secretly admired in my heart, these people are well prepared to cheat money.

However, it's still not enough, Huaxia has never had a plainclothes certificate, only a police card and a police officer card, and Xia Min didn't bother to demolish her.

"Okay, pay you back a thousand first, and the rest as a deposit, who knows if you will slip through the back door after you go in!" The woman handed Xia Min a thousand yuan, and then said, "Hurry up, I'll wait for you here." ”