Suddenly, the window opened widely, and a bamboo pole reached out of the window, which was pointed at Ma Jiu's "Yanggang Acupoint". Pen ~ fun ~ Pavilion www.biquge.info Ma Jiu's body froze suddenly, and he couldn't move for a while.

A short man in black jumped in from the window, he wore a hat on his head and a black veil on his face. The man in black stuck out his tongue and smiled, "Do you feel good?"

Ma Jiu dared to be angry and didn't dare to speak, and forced a smile and said: "It's so comfortable! It's so comfortable! Grandpa a good man fights well!"

The man in black smiled and said, "I'll beat you a few more if it's good!" crackling and pulling more than a dozen ear scrapers on Ma Jiu's face, sticking out his tongue, and said, "Isn't it better?"

Ma Jiu was beaten a little dizzy, thinking that if he said that he was comfortable, he would have to be beaten, so he said: "It's uncomfortable!

The man in black smiled and said, "Uncomfortable, then I'll change it for you!" After that, he picked up the bamboo pole and slashed his head and covered his face, and he beat him again, and asked with a smile: "Is this comfortable?"

Ma Jiu saw that he had to be beaten no matter whether he said it was good or bad, and he had an idea: "It's good and it's not good." ”

The man in black said: "Is it uncomfortable?" This time, the bamboo pole and slap were pumped into Ma Jiu's face, and Ma Jiu was beaten to the point that his eyes were full of stars.

The man in black stopped when he was tired, and asked again, "Is it good this time?"

Ma Jiu knew that no matter what he said, he would be beaten, so he simply didn't say a word.

Unexpectedly, the man in black didn't beat him again, and said with a smile: "That's right, who told you to talk too much!" He turned around and came to Ji Xiaoyu, and reached out to touch Ji Xiaoyu's face: "This chick is so handsome!"

Ji Xiaoyu said angrily: "You be honest!"

The man in black said: "I'm not honest, what can you do to me?"

"Do you want a treasure map too!"

"I don't want anything, I just want you!"

"Ah!" Ji Xiaoyu was so frightened that he broke out in a cold sweat: "What's wrong with me?"

The man in black who called himself "Master Rabbit" smiled: "You look so pretty, this Master Rabbit wants to rob you today!" said and pinched Ji Xiaoyu's chest twice.

Ji Xiaoyu was so angry that she burst into tears: "Dog thief, kill me quickly!"

Master Rabbit kissed Ji Xiaoyu twice on the cheek and said, "I am reluctant to kill you!

Ji Xiaoyu was insulted by him, it was really humiliating, which was even more uncomfortable than torturing her.

Duan Hongyu said angrily: "Master Rabbit, if you are a hero, you will come to me, don't embarrass a girl." ”

When Master Rabbit came up, he gave Duan Hongyu a burst chestnut: "What's the matter with you?"

"What kind of skill do you have to embarrass a girl?"

"Then I'm going to embarrass you?"

"Even if you come, if I cry out bitterly, I won't be a hero!" Duan Hongyu thought to himself that I had tasted all kinds of torture in the prison of the Beijing Criminal Department, and I was afraid that you would not succeed? Let's see what means you have.

Master Rabbit smiled: "I can't see it, you are still a good man!" stretched out his hand and touched Duan Hongyu's face twice: "This face is so tender!"

Duan Hongyu didn't expect that this rabbit master would eat both men and women, not only teasing girls, but even men, and said loudly: "You...... What do you want to do?"

"Don't worry, I won't kill you, I just want to rob you!"

"Man, you want it too?"

"I don't care about men and women, as long as I am beautiful, I want it!"

"You're such a pervert!"

"I'm just perverted, what can you do?"

Duan Hongyu glared angrily, thinking that if he was insulted, he would really not want to raise his head in the rivers and lakes for the rest of his life, so he said softly: "Master Rabbit, you are a good man, just let us go!"

"Are you scared?"

"I'm scared!"

"Do you have times when you're afraid?"

"I've never been afraid of anyone before, but I've seen it today, I'm really afraid of the rabbit master, please let the rabbit master go!"

Master Rabbit's hand moved away from Duan Hongyu's body, and said with a smile: "It's good that you are obedient, and you will listen obediently to what Master Rabbit asks you to do in the future!"

"From now on, I must listen to the words of the rabbit master, and I will never dare to disobey half a sentence!

"What do you mean by that?"

"Although I listen to the rabbit master in the next place, if the rabbit master asks me to do something that violates human ethics or hurts heaven and reason, it will be difficult to die in the next place!"

"No, you have to listen to whatever I tell you to do!"

"That's a big deal!"

Ji Xiaoyu also said: "Brother Duan, you can't agree to him, this person is unknown and weird, if you agree to him, maybe he will use some method to trick you!"

The rabbit master was furious, jumped over, stretched out his arms, and said with ten fingers: "Little Nizi, are you uncomfortable? Do you have to let this rabbit give you a full body massage?"

Ji Xiaoyu was so frightened that her face turned pale: "The little girl is wrong, I don't dare to make my master angry anymore, you just let the little girl go!"

Master Rabbit said: "Then you should be honest, if you dare to talk more, be careful that Master Rabbit pours honey on you and lets a thousand wasps lick on you!"

Ji Xiaoyu was so frightened that he thought that this rabbit master could do anything, so he didn't dare to say anything more.

Master Rabbit turned around again and said to Duan Hongyu, "Do you agree?"

Duan Hongyu raised his head: "It's hard to obey your fate!"

Master Rabbit smiled: "Look how I deal with you!" suddenly took off Duan Hongyu's boots, and suddenly picked up a wooden stick from the ground, and used the wooden stick to tickle the soles of Duan Hongyu's feet.

Ji Xiaoyu looked at it in his eyes, and he was angry and funny

This burst of random pulling made Duan Hongyu itch so much that he even laughed out of tears, and said in his heart that this rabbit master is really difficult, and he can really use any bad tricks, he really can't bear it, so he has to ask for mercy again and again.

Master Rabbit said, "Are you convinced?"

Duan Hongyu said: "It's served!"

"Say it quickly, you will do whatever I tell you to do, and only listen to me in the future!"

Duan Hongyu said secretly: "It's better to promise you for the time being, I haven't signed the pledge, but I can't do it." Then he said: "After the next one, I will only listen to the words of the rabbit master, and no matter what the rabbit master wants to do, he will completely follow the next." ”

The rabbit is overjoyed.

Ma Jiu said: "Master Rabbit, this surname Duan is the most insidious, you must not trust him." ”

Unexpectedly, the rabbit master was so angry that he came up and gave him an ear scraper, which beat Ma Jiu dizzy. He was stunned for a moment, not knowing what he had said wrong! He thought to himself that this rabbit had a strange temper and was irritable, how could he beat people at every turn.

Master Rabbit went out to find a bundle of rope, tied the three of them firmly, and took out three pills from his arms and forced the three of them to eat them, and then he reached out and clicked on the acupoints of the three people.

Ji Xiaoyu said, "What did you give us food?"

Master Rabbit said: "Don't hide it, this is our family's original 'Flying Moon Chasing Stars, Three Souls and Six Spirits, Invincible Yin and Yang Replacement Body Replacement Little White Rabbit Pill'." ”

The three of them were stunned when they heard it, it was the first time they had heard of such a long name of the pill.

Ma Jiu said: "Master Rabbit, can eating this pill greatly replenish vitality and prolong life?"

The rabbit master really didn't hit him again, and snorted: "I don't have enough good pills to eat! To tell you the truth, the biggest effect of this pill is the transformation of yin and yang." ”

Ji Xiaoyu said: "What is the mutual rotation of yin and yang?"

Master Rabbit said: "You are so stupid, you can't even understand such simple words." The so-called yin and yang reciprocal transformation is to take this pill, if you don't take the antidote within a month, the yin and yang will change within 100 days, to put it bluntly, women will become men, and men will become women. ”

"Ahh

Ma Jiudao: "Master Rabbit, if Yin and Yang are mutual, can they still be transformed back?"

"No more!"

"For example, if I become a woman this time, and if I take one more pill of 'Flying Moon Chasing Stars, Three Souls and Six Spirits, Invincible Yin and Yang Replacement Body Replacement Little White Rabbit Pill', won't I become a man again?"

"Don't even think about it, I have three pills of this medicine in the sky and on the ground, as long as the yin and yang are mutual, don't think about changing back, even if the fairy Lao Tzu comes, there is no way!"

The three of them were all dumbfounded.

Lord Rabbit said happily: "So if you three don't want to transform, just listen to the master, and as soon as the master is happy, he will give you the antidote, and you can't change sex." ”

Duan Hongyu said with a smile: "Master Rabbit, there is nothing wrong with becoming a woman, please save my antidote Master Rabbit!"

Master Rabbit was furious: "You villain originally wanted to become a woman, but Master Rabbit won't let you change, I'll give you the antidote!" said as he took out a pill from his arms and stuffed it into Duan Hongyu's mouth.

Duan Hongyu was secretly happy in his heart, immediately swallowed it in his stomach, and said secretly: "It's easy to trick him into a pill of antidote, it seems that this rabbit master has some problems with his IQ." ”

Master Rabbit came up to give Duan Hongyu a chestnut, and said with a smile: "Is the master so stupid? If you want to lie to the master's antidote, you will say the opposite, so you won't be fooled!"

Duan Hongyu was stunned: "Then what are you feeding me?"

"This is called 'Flying Moon Chasing Stars, Three Souls and Six Spirits, Invincible Yin and Yang Combined Little White Rabbit Pill'"

"What does it do?"

"It is combined with the 'Flying Moon Chasing Stars Three Souls and Six Spirits Invincible Yin and Yang Replacement Body Little White Rabbit Pill', after eating it, men can't do it, and women don't have to do it!"

"Wouldn't that be a yin and yang person?"

"It's just for you to be a yin and yang person!" said Master Rabbit laughed out loud.

Ma Jiuxing was in schadenfreude, and he felt so comfortable in his heart, secretly thinking that Lao Tzu became a woman, maybe he could give birth to a man and a woman, but you were unlucky to be a yin and yang person.

Ji Xiaoyu was in a hurry, and said in his heart that it was nothing for me to be a man, but I must not let Brother Duan be a yin and yang person for me.

Duan Hongyu didn't care, and said with a smile: "It's okay to be a yin and yang person, isn't Guanyin Bodhisattva a man or a woman?"

The rabbit master was so angry that his eyes rolled, and he couldn't find a way to trick people for a while, so he puffed up angrily: "You don't want to be beautiful, look at how I clean you up!"