Wasted a lot of strength, and finally climbed the towering Zizhou Peak, and followed the direction of Liu Bolun to find the so-called old lady, I and Lao Zhi had already seen the dawn of victory, but who knew that the old lady was because Liu Bolun didn't want to see us at all, and was driven out of dozens of miles by the feather duster of the little girl who looked like Nezha next to her.

Although the chance of returning to the treasure bag is slim, but I have to leave Yingzhou quickly, once I lose contact with my grandfather, I don't know what the family will be like, and we were originally a group of three, and now only me and Lao Yu inexplicably appeared in Yingzhou, but Songqi is missing, once he is caught by those old monsters of the Xuanyuan God Sect such as the Ape Ancestral Gate, the Heavenly Eagle Gate, etc., the consequences are not daring to think, the goblins are all blood-drinking beasts, who knows if Songqi will be steamed or stewed?

In the end, the old man gave a note, that is, to fight guerrilla warfare with the old lady, and every day to grind the diaphragm of hard bubbles to respond to her, once one day I lost patience, maybe I told us, although this trick is a bit of a ruffian suspicion, but it is better than waiting here.

In this way, Lao Yu and I went to the door of the old lady's house every day to relax, and the angry tendon girl ran around us like Zhang Fei, chasing all the way and scolding all the way, so that the birds in the purple bamboo forest seemed to see a volcanic eruption, and ran away.

In the blink of an eye, half a month of days passed, I and the old called the battle during the day, when we were hungry, we went to dig bamboo shoots to eat, and sometimes we would dig two nests of bird eggs to eat, and after a long time, the birds in the forest moved and moved and escaped, and the angry old scolded the mother: "His grandmother's, so many eggs will not contribute a few, just this point of consciousness, the next life will be reincarnated to go to the chicken farm, one egg a day, tired of you bastards!"

I couldn't help but laugh when I heard it, it's enough to give it all the time, and people lay eggs just to give it to you, why? According to what he thinks, having a child in the future will be a goblin's appetizer?

It is a roasted bamboo shoot for more than ten days, although the bamboo shoots on Zizhou Peak taste unique, but I can't help but eat it all the time, especially the old foodie, who has already begun to complain, saying that the roasted bamboo shoots are not delicious at all, too vegetarian, and I am about to become a rabbit, if I continue like this, I dare not guarantee that I will not catch the little girl and roast it and eat it.

I'm comforting Lao Yu while gnawing on bamboo shoots, no matter whether it's delicious or not, at least I can fill my stomach and survive.

At this time, Lao Yu seemed to think of something, his little eyes were full of evil smiles, and he leaned in with me and said, "Hey, I said Nangong, I have a way to change it!"

"Do you have a solution?"

I was so scared that I was scared and trembled when I looked at me!

The old man patted me and said, "What are you hiding, I can still eat you!"

"Hehe... It's hard to say!"

"Cut... Dude, I'm that kind of person. The old man said, but he rolled up my sleeves, and he looked salivating.

I hurriedly withdrew my arm and kicked Lao Zhi's big buttocks, Lao Zhi smirked a few times and said, "Hey, I'm not messing with you, we're stupid!

I looked at Lao Yu in confusion, what does it mean to starve to death while guarding the kitchen. Seeing that I didn't understand, the old man pointed to the courtyard of the old lady's house, and then his little eyes blinked and laughed evilly.

At about ten o'clock in the night, Lao Gai and I came to the backyard of the old lady's house, although it was night, but this place in Yingzhou is very different from the real world. In the real world, there is a sun during the day, and so is Yingzhou.

There is a moon at night in the real world, and there is only one moon at night in Yingzhou, but the latter is dozens of times larger than the former, hundreds of times, whenever the moon hangs in the sky, some concave and convex traces on the moon can be seen clearly, how to say that it is as big as a small football field, even if it is those speckled starlight, there are many bigger moons than the moon in the real world, giving people the illusion that it is within reach.

Therefore, the night of Yingzhou is not pitch black, the stars and moons in the sky are circulating, the earth is full of purple, the top and bottom reflect each other, and the whole heaven and earth are surrounded by clouds and mist, which seems so cold and elegant, which is intoxicating.

It turned out that the old man had a premeditated plan, and a few days ago he aimed at the location of the old lady's chimney, and the old saying was really right, if you are not afraid of thieves stealing, you are afraid of thieves. My boss and I helped the ground with one foot, kicked the wall with one kick, and then easily climbed over the stone wall with one somersault.

After entering the hospital, he went straight to the topic, the moonlight was bright, and he followed Lao Yu all the way to a room, looked left and right to see that there was no one, pushed the door and walked in, and hurriedly closed the door with his backhand after entering.

Lao to this time is really reliable, did not take the wrong way, because just into the room asked about the fragrance, the old to the excited rubbing of the palms, like a bear to see honey, directly to the cupboard, I came to the pot stove, two people respectively rummaged up, but after looking for a long time, several jars by the water tank were turned upside down, as a result... There will be no result.

Lao and I were disheartened, and we came with great expectations, but after looking around, we were extremely disappointed.

The angry old man scolded his mother: "His uncle's, the food is clean enough, this is a dog, and there is not a single vegetable leaf left for me." ”

I sighed and said to Lao Qi: "It's really bitter for you, you have to eat leftover leaves, and it is estimated that you will be able to drink a few sips of swill in a few days." ”

"Get out!" he said, and walked to the steamer on the stove.

I shook my head helplessly, there is only a pot of steamed buns that have not yet been steamed, it is estimated that it is the old lady's breakfast tomorrow, and the old lady will not be hungry to even bite the raw steamed buns, right?

Lao Zhi lifted the lid of the cage drawer and beckoned to me excitedly. I reluctantly said to Lao Yu: "That's raw!"

"Nonsense! I don't know it's raw, if it's steamed, you can eat it, you let the pig arch your head!"

Being reminded by the old man, I really have a feeling that my head is arched by a pig, why didn't I think that it was really the old man's brain when eating, but would the old lady find out if he made a fire to cook?

Just as I was thinking, the fire had already been lit, and I didn't know where to find the fire, and at this time I was pouting my big ass and adding firewood to the stove, and my mouth kept making a wicked smile.

After a while, there was a burst of fragrance in the pot, and he moved out of the cage drawer, but he didn't expect that there was something underneath, it was two bowls of soup, milky white and a little golden, no matter what he was, eat it first.

I and Lao to grab a steamed bun in one hand, a bowl of soup in the other hand began to gobble up, I thought it was a steamed bun, how do you know that a bite down in the sweet and fragrant, it seems to be a flower mud, after a long time or sugar steamed buns, I and Lao to be this unexpected joy are given a beautiful fart, three mouthfuls and two mouthfuls, a few sugar steamed buns and two bowls of soup after a while.

After eating, Lao Yu and I didn't dare to stay too much, so we quickly crept out of the backyard again, and found a dry place in the purple bamboo forest to fall asleep, which was called a comfortable.

It wasn't until dawn the next day that I woke up with a few hot stuff and touched my face with my hand, almost nauseizing me to death, it turned out to be bird!

Looking at Lao Zhi again, I burst out laughing, the bird on my body is calculated according to the bubble, and the bird on Lao Yu's body should be calculated according to the pile, almost burying Lao Yu in the bird, this is how many birds can pull out so much, it seems that those birds called all the relatives of Yingzhou over to avenge their eggs.

Although Lao Yu was buried in bird droppings, he still slept beautifully, and his snoring was louder than a wild boar, and I really didn't know how to wake him up, because there was nowhere to start.

I looked around, picked up a bamboo stick, and shouted and screamed for a long time before I woke up. The next scene even a fool can think of, Lao Yu found that he was buried alive by bird feces, and immediately became furious, pulling a throat that was more broken than a broken gong and scolding, those birds seemed to have spirituality, seeing Lao Yu was furious, not only did not want to turn around and run like before, but began to comb his feathers as if nothing happened, Lao Yu was even more angry and was about to vomit blood, and he was crazy to throw a stone at those chirping birds, and his mouth was more and more fierce.

I know that if I don't come out with this breath, it will be impossible to do business, so I can only hold my shoulders and watch the excitement on the side, and I will always give the big battle to the birds.