"Explosive, the Great Wall suddenly appears mysterious. Pen "Fun" Pavilion www.biquge.info

Yesterday, a tourist broke the news that in the Badaling section of the Great Wall, an unknown strange sound suddenly appeared.

According to the tourists who were present at the time, they were playing on the Great Wall at that time when they suddenly heard a strange noise.

A very simple voice, "Yo heh." ”

Yo, two words that most people will say, but can you hear it within a radius of ten kilometers?

It's not a trumpet, you see, it's not a trumpet, it's coming from a person's mouth.

Through many inquiries, I finally confirmed the following situation.

There are two mysterious "yo-ho" sounds, and the voices are heard by two women.

The sound was very loud, like a thunderstorm in the nine heavens, and it sounded directly from the depths of people's souls.

At that time, some tourists were scared, and the sound spread ten kilometers away.

Many people in the suburbs of Yanjing should have heard it.

If it were that simple, I wouldn't be posting this anymore, so I'll give you an update.

The relevant authorities have done a detailed investigation and found the source of the sound.

Weird is coming!

Within half a meter of a green brick, as long as you make a sound, whether it is a loud shout or a small whisper.

The sound will be amplified to a certain decibel level, just enough for people within a radius of 10 kilometers to hear.

It doesn't matter if the sound you make is loud or small, the person who hears the sound will feel the same volume.

After many verifications by relevant departments, it has been confirmed that this situation has existed for a long time.

It doesn't disappear with the passage of time.

So, here's the point.

If you want to experience the super loudspeaker, just send me a five-yuan red envelope.

That's right, you read that right, don't want ninety-nine-eight, don't want three-eighty-eight, just five dollars.

For five dollars, you can feel the thrill of the super speaker.

For five dollars, you can make a loud noise within a range of 10 kilometers.

What are you waiting for?

Whether it's an oath or a confession, this is simply a godsend.

Limited to the first 100 customers who send red envelopes, they will not wait for the obsolescence, and the speed will be "yo".

"The landlord is a liar, everyone ignore him, although the Great Wall is overcrowded now, but you don't need money to experience it for free. Yanjing locals pass by. ”

In a room in Yanjing.

A group of old men were discussing.

"This, you all know the situation, if you have any opinions, let's talk about it. ”

"Recently, there have been more and more strange things, whether they have discussed it, and I don't know the situation when they came out together at this time. ”

"If there is anything to say, it must have been made by the so-called special people, so I said, they should not be allowed to move freely. ”

"Are you stupid? Or are you an idiot? You go and restrain him? ”

"Hehe, I'll just say it casually. ”

"Boom... Boom... Knock..."There was a knock on the door.

"Come in. ”

"Report, Zhang Lao sent a message, only one sentence. ”

"Oh, a word? ”

"Yes, the message said that the boss has been teasing recently, don't mess with him. ”

"Uh, are you sure you're right?"

"Report, information is that. ”

"Okay, got it. ”

When the visitor had left the room, the old man spoke again.

"I'll just say, where are so many special people, it turns out that the head of the house came out to play. ”

"This, don't worry about the affairs of the head, you had better keep your sons and grandchildren close up during this time. I've heard that the boss likes to stomp on some scumbag's balls. ”

"Damn, whose son and grandson do you say are scum. ”

"Someone is seated in the right seat, and it's my business, so I just casually say a few nonsense, which is better than some people sending all their relatives out of China. ”

"What do you mean by this, don't forget, I'm also from Huaxia. ”

"Hmph, who knows if there is a white heart or a black heart in your yellow skin. ”

"Stop arguing, disperse. It's fun to talk about trivial things all day long?"

"Otherwise, what else can we do, on the current earth, do we still have something to do in Huaxia?"

"Dig a groove, I've put up with you for a long time, who doesn't know that you are a spy of those people, can you be a little more brainless?"

"Okay, I'm a spy, what's the matter, if you have the courage to move me, try it. By the way, the Alien Alliance has recently had another move. After finishing speaking, this person left the room, and by the way, this old man did not go to the Taoist sect to observe the ceremony.

"If it weren't for Zhang Lao's reminder, I would have thought those demons were aliens and almost did something wrong. ”

"What is there to say, the matter has already passed, pay attention in the future, anything about demons is not allowed to enter Huaxia. ”

"Understood. ”

"Also, send him out of Huaxia, look upset, and can't touch him, damn, having a good father is different. ”

"Don't worry, I've long seen that he is not pleasing to the eye, eating things inside and outside, and always thinking that the moon outside is rounder. ”

"By the way, if you have any family members or relatives outside, call them back, after a while, I am going to implement a total lockdown. ”

"Total lockdown?"

"That's right, in the current situation, there can't be any mistakes, who knows if there will be demons mixed in disguise. ”

"You already have a plan?"

"Well, this is Zhang Lao's proposal, a complete blockade, and then let the two of them thoroughly investigate Wushi and Wugui, in Huaxia, there is absolutely no room for any evil demons to exist. ”

"Sure?"

"You already have a clue, you just have to do it. ”

"Well, it's a bit of a problem, my granddaughter, you know, recently had an awkward relationship with the family and ran outside. ”

"Who made you so visionless, what kind of bullshit fiancé you found for her, she was trampled on by the boss. ”

"It's not like I've been in charge for a long time, and my son, you know, is an idiot. Don't talk about him, I'm afraid my granddaughter won't come back, can you lend me some manpower?"

"This, it's not that I don't borrow it, it's just that I'm afraid that they won't be able to come back when they go out, and you know the current situation, these special forces must be trained well. ”

"Boom... Boom... Knock..."There was another knock on the door.

"Come in. ”

As soon as the door opened, the old men in the room were all stunned.

Outside the door, it was actually Xia Min, the head of the Daoist Sect, what was he doing here?

"Hello. Xia Min waved his hand casually to everyone, and then walked over to the old man whose granddaughter was outside.

"Give me five bucks. Xia Min stretched out his palm to the old man.

"Ahh The old man stood stunned, at a loss.

"I said, give me five dollars, and I'll go and bring your granddaughter back. Xia Min's voice improved a lot, and listening to the tone, it seemed that he was also a little unhappy.

Originally, Xia Min, Chen Lingling and Zhou Chudie were secretly staring at the old couple and young wife, ready to earn some merit.

Who knows, Xia Min suddenly had that kind of celestial induction again, and he was very eager to do something.

That thing is to bring this old man's granddaughter back to Huaxia, and I don't know what is special about his granddaughter.

"Hurry, hurry. Xia Min urged again, Chen Lingling and Zhou Chudie were still waiting in place.

"Oh. The old man nervously dug through his pockets before remembering how many years he hadn't had money with him.

The old man didn't think at all, and directly put the ring on his hand into Xia Min's hand.

Before the old man could speak, Xia Min turned around and left.

"What's going on?"

"How do I know, you ask me?"

"Congratulations, if the head of the family has taken a fancy to your granddaughter, then, introduce my granddaughter when the time comes. ”

", hey... When my granddaughter is a little one serving tea and water?"

"Fuck off, damn, you're also a dog, you're dead, you're lucky, the boss will come to you out of nowhere. ”

"Didn't Elder Zhang say that the boss has been teasing again recently? Maybe he just wants to play with your granddaughter. ”

"Hehe, I'm happy, I'm willing, even if it's to give my granddaughter to the head as a slave, I'm willing, you can envy it, haha..."

"Okay, don't talk nonsense, let's have a snack, and if the boss does something outside, we'll help finish it." ”

"Shut it up, when is it, it's already broken up anyway. They love to make trouble and let them make trouble, and if they have the courage, they will go to the Taoist sect to make trouble, in short, I am too lazy to care. ”

"It's also said, I forgot that we also have backers behind us. Haha..."

In a small alley in Yanjing.

This is a dead end, Chen Lingling and Zhou Chudie are chatting at the mouth of the alley.

"Where did he go?What could be more important than earning merit?" Zhou Chudie said with a shrug of eyebrows, she had been very fond of learning Xia Min's movements recently.

"Wait in peace, it must be a very important thing, if he doesn't risk being discovered, he will run here to use the teleportation array. ”

Chen Lingling was very patient, and her mood did not change at all, not because she didn't care, but because she had enough confidence in Xia Min.

As soon as Chen Lingling finished speaking, she felt that she was directly hugged by someone, and before she could shout, she smelled a familiar breath and leaned on Xia Min obediently.

"You're still smart. Xia Min kissed Chen Lingling's forehead, her face was full of smiles, and she felt very good to be trusted.

"What the hell is going on, so anxious. Zhou Chudie stomped his feet, and Xia Min said just now, "There is a situation, you are waiting here." Then he teleported away.

"It's nothing, hurry up, first earn the merits of this old husband and young wife. Xia Min said and said to Chen Lingling, "Lijiang will go in the future, let's catch a few bats to play." ”

"Bats?" Zhou Chudie heard this, and looked at Xia Min in wonder, what is so fun about bats?

"You mean vampires?" Chen Lingling is not as stupid as Zhou Chudie, because she knows that Xia Min will never catch bats, he hates bats, and if he wants to say that he is similar to bats, that is, vampires in the West.

"That's right. Xia Min laughed and picked up Chen Lingling, "Let's go, first earn the merits of the old husband and young wife, and then go catch bats and play." ”

Zhou Chudie was relieved and had some expectations, the legendary vampire, for the girl, represents romance. (To be continued.) )