001 Pit Daddy's Sewer

When Ji Danhuang woke up, it was pitch black in front of him, and there was a faint pain everywhere on his body, and he was a little skeptical that he had fallen apart.

The head was dizzy, as if the brains contained in the bone shell had been replaced with paste at some point. Ji Danhuang wanted to get up, but then he realized that he couldn't move.

What's the situation?

Ji Danhuang was a little stunned in his heart, and tried his best to widen his eyes to the maximum, as if he could force a piece of light in this darkness as long as he did so. I heard a thin voice coming from the side, as if it were human breathing.

Is this kidnapping? What are you kidnapping? Who is blind to kidnap a poor boy like him, who wants money, no money, and no good looks!

Could it be the gangsters?

Thinking of the little gangsters, Ji Danhuang's paste brain finally began to function normally. That's right, before losing consciousness, he did encounter a group of thugs.

His mind instantly turned to the night before he fell unconscious. Not long after the start of school, Ji Danhuang, a super anime fan who had already been thrown by the teacher into the list of "definitely not going to university", skipped school to watch a few new anime at home, and saw that he was hungry in the middle of the night and was about to go to a roadside stall to eat a bowl of noodles, but as soon as he got out of the street, he bumped into the group of gangsters with dyed hair.

Speaking of which, this group of gangsters can also be regarded as Ji Danhuang's "old friends", and the money they snatched from Ji Danhuang was not one thousand but eight hundred, and by the way, he was dressed in blue and purple. It stands to reason that Ji Danhuang, who has been used to robbing, should have honestly given the money, and then obediently led a beating and ran away, then there would be nothing.

But—

Ji Danhuang that night really didn't know if he took the wrong medicine, or was stimulated by the hot-blooded anime he just watched, or he was too excited to watch the stage play of a cosplay club, and his brain twitched, and a sentence he saw in a certain anime popped up.

Fight, fight, lose, die, but win, live!

So, Ji Danhuang shook his fat and shouted: "Lao Tzu wants to destroy you on behalf of the moon!" clenched the last pink hairy grandfather in his pocket who had finally stayed behind and was ready to buy a figure, and rushed towards the group of thugs with his teeth and claws like a big bear.

It is estimated that Ji Danhuang's size played a deterrent role, and the group of thugs were all stunned when they saw a bear-like thing rushing over, and the idea of blocking the road and robbing was knocked out of the clouds at once, and they watched in amazement as Ji Danhuang ran past with his teeth and claws.

Many people know that dogs have a trait, that is, the more you run, the more they chase you. In the next few minutes, Ji Danhuang began to feel deep remorse for what he had done, and the group of thugs behind him was simply a group of dogs with colorful hair, and the more he ran, the more they chased him.

Ji Danhuang, who was almost ripe for running, was about to resign himself to turning around and hugging his head and waiting to be beaten, but he didn't expect that God gave him a chance to get rid of the fate of being beaten. The inertia made Ji Danhuang not have time to rein his feet, and fell into a huge rectangular sewer with a lost manhole cover with a "plop".

Then, Ji Danhuang fainted, and after waking up, he lay here motionless.

After clarifying his thoughts, he felt a little depressed Ji Danhuang rolled his eyes, puffed up his cheeks and blew in front of him. He could feel that his face was covered with a thick layer.

"Boom!"

A very heavy thing resembling a big stick suddenly smashed on Ji Danhuang's chest, so much so that he almost didn't lose his breath. Ji Danhuang, who was already feeling depressed, was even more out of breath now.

It's over, it's over, it's going to die!

Ji Danhuang couldn't help but let out a painful snort, and then a large mouthful of fresh air poured into his mouth, and at the same time, there was a bright light and a cordial greeting in front of him.

"Hey, you're awake!"

The light was blocked all of a sudden, and an overly approaching face blocked Ji Danhuang's sight tightly, which frightened Ji Danhuang to cry out "wow", and reflexively leaned over, with a sharp pain in his forehead.

"Bang!"

There is no doubt that Ji Danhuang's forehead and the forehead of the face in front of him have an intimate contact.

Pain Pain Pain ......

Ji Danhuang was knocked into Venus in front of him, and before he could calm down, he heard a string of reproaches pour into his ears, shaking his head and buzzing.

"Hey, hey, hey, hey, do you treat your life-saver like this! I finally fished you out of the sewer, and I didn't even say thank you, and I just bumped into you! Nowadays, young people are really becoming more and more rude, and they don't know how to respect the elderly. Hey, hey, the world is going down!"

After listening to a series of nagging, the stars that were spinning in front of Ji Danhuang's eyes were enough, and they happily withdrew from Ji Danhuang's field of vision. At this point, Ji Danhuang finally had the opportunity to take a look at the surrounding environment.

Brocade quilt covers, antique furniture, and this ...... A man in ancient costume who just removed his thighs from his chest!

Ji Danhuang only felt that his brain was "buzzing", and the whole person was not good. What's going on? I fell into the sewer and crossed over? And I crossed over to ...... A man's kang?

Subconsciously wrapping himself tightly with the quilt, Ji Danhuang stared at the man in front of him in horror who didn't know which dynasty it was, while checking the clothes on his body. When his fingers touched his skin without hindrance, Ji Danhuang's world collapsed instantly.

It's over, it's over, and I'm mentally ill. I really didn't expect the aesthetics of the ancients to be so wonderful, and he could be so much that he looked like this, could it be that he had traveled to the Tang Dynasty?

The beautiful man in black looked at Ji Danhuang who was staring at him in horror, and smiled brightly: "Hello! Are you okay?" said and stretched out his hand and shook it in front of Ji Danhuang's eyes.

Ji Danhuang was stunned. Hello? This ancient man actually spoke English to himself? No, no, he misunderstood. The man in front of him should not be an ancient person, but a ......

cosplay!

Thinking of this word, Ji Danhuang, who loves anime and cosplay and is about to become a nervous disorder, suddenly grabbed the hand of the beautiful man in ancient costume like a chicken blood, and was a little incoherent with excitement: "Are you a coser?

The beautiful man in ancient costume was stunned for a moment, and reached out to wipe away the saliva on his face: "I'm sorry, I'm disappointed, I'm not a coser, it's purely a personal hobby to dress like this." ”

Hearing the answer of the beautiful man in ancient costume, disappointment suddenly crept up on Ji Danhuang's face. I thought I had met a big cosplay world, and I thought I could learn something along with it, but I didn't expect that people were just costume lovers and didn't play cosplay.

It seems that a poor boy like himself who wants money but no money, looks and no craftsmanship, has no chance to wear cos clothes everywhere in this life.

Ji Danhuang was lost, but the beautiful man in ancient costume came up and smiled even brighter. Looking at the harmless smiling face of humans and animals, Ji Danhuang only felt a chill down his spine, and subconsciously hugged the quilt tightly.

He...... What does he want to do?

The beautiful man in ancient costume smiled and said: "Child, I see that your bones are strange, and you are a rare and good material." When you and I meet, it's fate, I'll accept you as an apprentice. ”;