022 100,000 Bad Joke Project

I met my high school classmates at a university 108,000 miles away from home, and even if I didn't know them before, there would be a lot of topics to talk about when we got together. Especially Ji Danhuang and Tang Yuzhu, both of them live in a single bedroom, and there is a lack of people who can chat and talk.

Ji Danhuang didn't have many words, and he was even more embarrassed to speak in front of Tang Yuzhu, lest he say something wrong and make the goddess angry. As for Tang Yuzhu, he was naturally outgoing and confident, and when he saw that Ji Danhuang didn't talk much, he led him to chat. As they talked, the topic came to their common hobby, cosplay.

Tang Yuzhu said: "This holiday, I went to visit Master, and by the way, I took the exterior shots. You saw the picture I sent you!"

Ji Danhuang nodded vigorously: "Mmmmmmmmmm ”

"Yes, yes, have you taken pictures?" Tang Yuzhu looked forward to it, "Can you show me the photos?"

Ji Danhuang said: "I found a few return pictures, all of them are field photos, and the effect is not very good." He opened his mobile phone and brought up the text folder containing the return picture and handed it to Tang Yuzhu.

Tang Yuzhu took the mobile phone and looked at it carefully, the first picture was a photo of Ji Danhuang wearing the clothes of the army. The angle and light selected in this photo are not very good, and the face part is a little black, but Ji Danhuang's aura of holding a gun and poss is very powerful, you can imagine how handsome Ji Danhuang should be at that time.

Tang Yuzhu said with a smile: "Are you taking diet pills? At that time, you were already so thin! I remember when I saw you at the end of May, you were still a big fat man!"

Ji Danhuang scratched the back of his head embarrassedly: "This ...... I really didn't take diet pills, and I lost weight very suddenly, probably because of the increase in exercise. "I just felt a little hot on my face, maybe my face was red.

You really can't tell a lie in front of the goddess, you will blush!

Tang Yuzhu obviously didn't believe it: "You're still lying, your face is red! Tell me quickly, what is your secret, I also want to lose weight." "Saying that I pinched my belly, I always felt that I had gained a lot of weight recently.

Ji Danhuang waved his hand again and again: "I didn't lie to you! I really didn't take diet pills! Actually, you look very good now, you really don't need to lose weight!"

He was soaked in wine to lose weight, which is not considered to be taking diet pills, so it is not considered lying.

Secretly taking a look at Tang Yuzhu's handsome face, Ji Danhuang really felt that Tang Yuzhu had no need to lose weight. Although her face is indeed a little baby fat, it only adds to her beauty. As for the figure, it is even more thin where it should be thin, fat where it should be fat, and the meat is not in the wrong place at all, and such a figure looks good in any clothes.

Perhaps the aesthetic difference between men and women is too great! Men think that women with a little flesh are the most beautiful, while women think that they look good when they are skinny. Therefore, no matter how thin a woman is, she will feel that she is too fat and needs to lose weight.

Tang Yuzhu laughed: "Haha! I'm amusing you! I don't want to take diet pills to lose weight! I have to practice every day, and I exercise a lot, and although I eat a lot, I won't gain weight at all." If I take diet pills again, then wouldn't I have to lose weight like a skeleton? In that case, I won't be able to wear good-looking cos clothes! Don't you see that the beauties in those anime are all big-breasted girls? If I lose my breasts, then how can I cos? I don't want to go out of little Lori. ”

"Uh......"

Ji Danhuang was speechless. After doing it for a long time, Tang Yuzhu was joking with him! It made him nervous for a long time.

Tang Yuzhu continued to look at the photos, and really felt that Ji Danhuang after losing weight really had the potential to become a famous coser. Although it is a scene photo, Ji Danhuang's expressions and movements are very in place, and the camera sense is surprisingly strong.

A few more flips back, and it is a photo of Ji Danhuang cos. Tang Yuzhu was surprised: "Ah! You actually have clothes that are no different! It can't be that you saw me and smelled people, so you deliberately bought this set of clothes and wanted to have a CP with me!"

"Uh......"

was told the central thing by Tang Yuzhu, Ji Danhuang's face turned red, and he lowered his head and didn't dare to look at Tang Yuzhu. Tang Yuzhu seemed to think that the shy Ji Danhuang was very funny, and asked several times, and he had to answer Ji Danhuang.

There was no way, Ji Danhuang had no choice but to mutter: "Uh...... This one...... Well, there are indeed ...... I had this idea...... "After saying that, I just wanted to find a crack in the ground and get in."

Emma is so humiliating!

Tang Yuzhu suddenly laughed: "If you want to go out together, just say it, what's embarrassing." But I didn't bring my clothes, so I won't be able to shoot until next year. ”

"Uh......"

Ji Danhuang suddenly felt a little lost. It turns out that Tang Yuzhu didn't have clothes with Wen Renyu......

Xu is Ji Danhuang's expression was too rich, and Tang Yuzhu could see that he was very disappointed at a glance. Tang Yuzhu patted Ji Danhuang on the shoulder comfortingly: "Don't be so upset! ”

Ji Danhuang thought about it, and had indeed heard such a name, "I've heard it, but I haven't seen it, it's said to be a domestic anime." ”

For domestic animation, Ji Danhuang has never been interested, and he feels that the protagonist of domestic animation is either a sheep or a bear, which is very boring, except for the more classic ones when he was a child, he didn't watch much at all. All along, his attention has basically been focused on Japanese comics, and occasionally he reads European and American comics.

Tang Yuzhu nodded and said: "Well, it's domestic, a very good anime, but the update is too slow, it is only updated once a month, and it only takes about ten minutes at a time, which feels more cheating." But it's really interesting! You can go back and see it, and after that, how about we bring a stage play together?"

When Ji Danhuang heard that Tang Yuzhu wanted to lead a stage play with him, he agreed without thinking about it. Since you want to run an animation club, you must have experience in leading a group, and you can learn from experience to strengthen your stage play while playing with the school club.

However, manpower seems to be an issue. Whether it's a Chinese comic, a Japanese comic, a European or American comic, there are a lot of characters, and a newcomer leads the group, and it is estimated that no one can be found. At present, the only people who are sure to be able to follow him out of the stage play are the six goblins and Tang Yuzhu. In this way, there are only eight people in total!

told Tang Yuzhu about his concerns, but Tang Yuzhu didn't care so much: "It's okay, if there are few people, write the script simply! The first time you lead a group on stage, who can do it so perfectly! You go back to watch the anime first! There must be a road before the car reaches the mountain, don't worry about those details!"

Ji Danhuang thought about it, he hadn't even watched the animation yet, so he was in a hurry to get started, and he really put the cart before the horse. Seeing that it was not early, it was estimated that Ren Bikong was going to change his dressing, so Ji Danhuang said goodbye to Tang Yuzhu and went downstairs.