At night, the head of the class and others put on their costumes, and after worshipping the Huaguang Patriarch in the background, accompanied by the sound of gongs and drums, Xu Xian carried the fruit and came to the Jinshan Temple with an oil-paper umbrella.

Immediately afterwards, Lao Fahai laughed and walked out of the mountain gate, holding a Zen staff and a Buddha bowl in his hand, how do you look like Tang Seng in Journey to the West!

After the two politely exchanged words for a while, Fahai said that the white lady drank the realgar wine and showed her original form, and how to steal the elixir to save Xu Xian after scaring Xu Xian to death.

There were only me, Songqi and Lao Qi by the empty river, sitting in the audience watching the Peking Opera "Water Manjin Mountain" with relish. Pen % fun % Pavilion www.biquge.info

At this time, the old man didn't know where to get a handful of melon seeds, and said while eating: "If you want me to say that this Xu Xian is really enough, although the white lady is a snake spirit, but she is kinder than ordinary people, the most important thing is that she is beautiful, and she can't find the north when she is fooled by the old miscellaneous hair of Fahai, and she also asked the family to help take in her daughter-in-law!

After listening to the old man, Song Qi asked, "Hey, you don't object to the combination of shemales?"

"Hmph! against a fart, as long as you live well, it's not the same with anyone!"

"Oops... Nangong Dongluo, what do you think?"

"I already have a girlfriend, I didn't think much of it. ”

"Oh, what if, if there is a demon who likes you and likes Xu Xian like the White Lady, what will you do?"

I looked at Songqi's eyes full of anticipation and asked her curiously, "Hey, why are you weird today, how can there be so many ifs." Do you have a crush on any goblin?"

"Oh, you say, you say, you have to say!"

I looked helplessly at the figures on the stage and said: "If there is a demon who likes me and likes Xu Xian like the White Lady, I will desperately return to the White Lady and never leave from then on." ”

After listening to me, Songqi seemed to be very satisfied with my answer, smiled sweetly, patted me on the shoulder and said, "I like the play "Water Man Jinshan"!" After speaking, he straightened up and continued to watch the play.

Lao Qi squinted at Song Qi and said, "Neurotic!"

I don't know which tendon Songqi made the wrong today, so he asked such a sentence inexplicably. Don't say Shino is a snake demon, even if it's a shemale, I like it, uh... It can't be a shemale, this involves the issue of the succession of our Nangong family, and the shemale is definitely not good.

But the shemale is still more suitable for Lao Zhi, because he has a heavier taste.

Immediately afterwards, the White Lady and Xiaoqing stepped on the field, but what Nima didn't expect was that the White Lady turned out to be played by a sissy, and the little broken step that came to the stage for you to walk is more feminine than a woman, isn't this a shemale!

The old man spit out a mouthful of melon seed skin and scolded: "How can it be him, I said that Xu Xian didn't stay at home honestly, running Fahai for help, if I also have to run, there is such a half-male and not female thing at home, it is very disgusting to look at!"

The White Lady is respectful to Fahai and wants to be an immortal, but Fahai is still a principled old monk, and he doesn't let go of anything, what do you like.

Xiaoqing's temper is so violent, it is a heavenly Lingxiao Palace, the lord who can catch turtles in the sea, the view of the sea is soft and hard and he turned his face at that time, and rushed up directly, and fought three hundred rounds with Fahai, the white lady saw that Xiaoqing was not the opponent of the old guy, and finally couldn't bear it anymore, and shouted that the water was full of Jinshan, and the scene began to be spectacular.

After a while, the water had already rushed into the mountain gate, Fahai saw that things were not good, and shouted to raise the mountain, and the white lady was also really angry, threatening that the mountain was one foot high and the water was flooded.

is worthy of being the quintessence of the country, on a small stage, several people actually performed the momentum of the mountain and tsunami, and several of us who watched it were enthusiastic and clapped from time to time.

But none of us noticed that the sky had changed at this time, the moon was covered by thick clouds, the wind was blowing, and even the river behind us was swelling with waves, as if something huge was stirring underwater.

But these changes have been replaced by this flooded gold mountain, and the danger is slowly approaching.

I don't know when it started, the wind is getting louder and louder, I, Songqi and Lao Yu have all moved to the bottom of the stage, but the sound is still getting more and more mixed, Fahai and the White Lady on the stage have also been disordered, although they are fighting, but they can't cover their eyes to fight, only then did we react, things have changed!

The three of us hurriedly stood up, picked up the small bench under the buttocks, looked at the river with round eyes, glanced around a few times and said, "This fucking grandma is going to rain, the devil is really coming out, right?"

"Born with a vision, there will be demons! Get ready!"

Song Qi still looked back at the plot on the stage from time to time, and it seemed that he was really interested in this water and gold mountain.

At this time, although the wind is strong, several people on the stage still have to continue, they sing outside all the year round, and they will also receive some ghost singing jobs from time to time, and they also know that they can't stop at this most critical time. Be sure to let Fahai fight the White Lady over and over again until dawn.

Bursts of lightning flashed in the sky, and thunder was rolling in the thick clouds, and the three of us each took out our magic weapons and slowly approached the river.

The current waves on the river are not the waves that should be in the river at all, so there is no need to comfort ourselves that this is just a storm before the rain, a sign before the ghost comes out.

"I'm talking about Nangong, it's not going to be a flood, the waves in this river seem to be a little wrong. ”

"Hit a fart flood, keep an eye on it, less nonsense!"

"Uh-huh... Okay, I... I'm keeping an eye on it, and you're looking at it too!"

Although Lao Yu said that he promised well, his body was indeed retreating behind me.

Song Qi held the sword with a streamer like silk in his hand, much calmer than Lao Zhike, and turned back from time to time to see the sea and the white lady's fighting methods.

I really want to touch that sword, it can shine so brightly at night, is it a modern product that can be charged, or is it a flashlight or something?

Just as I reached out to touch Songqi's sword, a shrill sound pierced the night sky, and even the thunder in the sky was frightened, and I didn't dare to rumble anymore, and then a big splash exploded in the middle of the river, and then the river returned to calm, and the thunder and lightning in the sky began to be restless again.

The three of us were so frightened by the sharp ghost scream that Songqi involuntarily grabbed my arm, and Lao Yu simply hugged my thigh.

"What's the noise? What just came out of the river, what, what?"

People are scary and scared to death, I wasn't scared to tremble before I said it, but after being said by Lao Yu, my heart began to jump wildly. Ask me what it is? I don't know what it is, it's not a good thing anyway.

The three of them slowly approached the stage, I couldn't stay by the river for more than a minute, and returned to the bottom of the stage, vigilantly staring at the movement on the river. Lao Yu asked a woman sitting on a small bench: "When did you come, you are sitting on my bench, go up to find a place!"

After the woman heard what Lao Yu said, she stood up leisurely, moved to the side, and sat on the small bench with her ass, wiped the sweat on her head and said, "Scared me to death, scared me to death! Did the ghost girl come out just now? Where did you run now?"

"Are you looking for me?"

"I'm looking for you to your fart, watch your play!

The word "thing" given by the old man was not finished, and he suddenly found that something was wrong, and then looked at the expressions of me and Songqi, a square face was suddenly frightened and turned white, and slowly turned around, just in time to meet the woman's eyes.

Just a glance, the old man gave his mother a sound, directly leaned up, struggled on the ground a few times, and crawled up, shouted "Hell!", and then went directly to the bottom of the stage.

The woman only laughed a few times, then turned around and continued to watch the play.

I don't know what's wrong with this second goods today, and I usually clean up a lot of unjust ghosts, even if it's a ghost, I won't be scared like that.

It is said that this fear is the same as yawning, it will be contagious to each other, and being so troubled by the old man that my heart is actually in my throat.

Glancing at Songqi, seeing Songqi biting his lower lip and nodding to me, the two of us thought of going together, first to be strong and then to suffer.

Today is today, send her on the road early, so as not to catch the second car.

Thinking of this, I bit my fingers and drew a palm thunder on the palm of my hand, which is unavoidable for a while, and I have to fight in close combat, and I will definitely suffer if I don't have a point.

For Tian Cuicui, who has become a demon, ordinary ordinary charms have no effect on her at all, she drew the thunder in her palm, and silently recited in her mouth: "Five hundred thunder gods are stored in the palm, pushing away the earth and cracking the sky, if the spirits and evil ghosts meet here, they will turn into dust in an instant!

The incantation must be recited, and a palm is beckoned on the back of the demon, this time it is sturdy, and a cold and piercing chill is transmitted from the palm to the nerve center, and the heart can't help but cry bitterly, so strong evil qi!

The devil was slapped under the stage by my palm, and I swear to God, I definitely didn't mean it!

Then there was a burst of old shouts: "I'm me, I'm mine, Nangong save me, this ghost girl is grabbing my ass, ah!!"

After the old man screamed, he slipped out from under the stage.

At this time, looking at Lao Yu, it was like being fortunate by a dozen aunts, his pants were torn into a piece, and his clothes were also scratched out of a few big holes.

After running to my side, Lao Yu hurriedly grabbed his crotch and looked at it a few times and said, "Fortunately, I ran fast, otherwise my little brother would have to say goodbye to me completely!"

Song Qi was so frightened by Lao Qi's series of actions that his face turned red, and he didn't care to scold Lao Qi, so he swung his sword and rushed towards the ghost.