Instructor Fan clapped his hands and said, "Is there anyone who is here to put on a show to help the fun?"

Everyone bowed their heads in tacit understanding.

Instructor Liu said: "The winner will be rewarded with mineral water." ”

More than a dozen boys immediately scrambled to raise their hands: "I'm coming! Instructor! I'm coming!"

Instructor Liu looked like he was embarrassed to choose between them, and finally pointed to Li Minghai and said, "You come." ”

Li Minghai immediately stood up and said loudly to everyone: "The program I perform is singing. ”

"Oh?" Instructor Fan asked with a smile, "Whose song are you singing?"

Li Minghai said: "Jay Chou's "Red Dust Inn". ”

"Haven't heard of it. Instructor Fan shrugged, "But you can sing." ”

"The end of the world is the wind and sand, and the story of Hongchen is called ...... concern" Li Minghai's magnetic voice quickly brought everyone into the atmosphere, and the other boys who raised their hands hung their heads in frustration, complaining in their hearts about how to compete.

"Xiao Xiao in the wind of the wine and banner, the sword is out of the sheath, and the grievances are ......"

Before the song could be finished, the crowd erupted in loud cheers and screams.

"Song God Li Minghai!" "Li Minghai, I love you~~~" "Give me an autograph!" "One more song!"

Instructor Fan was not very cold and plucked his ears: "It's too soft, are there any refreshing songs?"

The hearts of everyone are really terrible, and the boys who raised their hands just now are bright, we still have a chance!

Instructor Fan suddenly remembered something, and his right fist slapped on his left palm: "By the way, does anyone know how to sing "Concubine"?"

Wang Chaoren asked rhetorically: "The Princess"?"

Instructor Fan said: "Yes, it's the princess! Wang Chaoren, you come and sing!"

Wang Chaoren roared hoarsely: "Shaking red wine glass-"

Xie Qin plugged his ears, Wang Chaoren was only separated by a clay note, and the thrilling volume came without interruption, and it was not on the key.

Lu Chenghu answered hoarsely: "My lips seem to be stained with blood-"

Sechin was so agitated that it felt like someone had set off a salute behind him.

Wu Ke continued hoarsely: "That unusual beauty—"

You're not singing anymore, you're just yelling, why are you all near me! Xie Qin covered his ears, feeling extremely depressed.

Instructor Liu didn't know where to go, but Instructor Fan shook his head and looked intoxicated, as if to say, "That's right, that's the tune", which deeply encouraged everyone, so the song "Princess" was "sung" in the roar of the boys with loud voices.

Then Instructor Fan smiled and said, "It's not a score to sing in a group, I don't have so much mineral water for you." ”

Wang Chao said loudly: "Report to the instructors! Don't worry about them! I said the name of the song, and I gave the head, just give me a grade!"

Wu Ke said dissatisfiedly: "Hey Wang Superman, you are so unauthentic, what kind of scoring standard is this, no matter how you say it, you have to score it according to the timbre and pitch!"

I'm very sorry, but your score is negative for these two items, Xie Qin said to himself.

Lu Chenghu said with a humble face: "Why did you mess up yourself and say good teamwork?"

Wang Chaoren and Wu Ke turned their heads and denied in unison: "Who worked with your team!"

Lu Chenghu looked very sad and said: "Really, at this point, it still destroys teamwork*......" He immediately turned to Instructor Fan, "That's the instructor, please let these black sheep out, just let me come out on top." ”

("Journey to the West: The End of the Journey" from the anime "Funny Manga Hiyori" CUCN201 a line from the dubbed version.) ）

Didn't you also end up fighting among yourself! Xie Qin was so shocked that he almost threw himself into the street.

Instructor Fan said coldly: "Do everything to surpass your partners......"

As a result, the servants shook their heads together and said, "We are not partners." ”

Then what is the purpose of all the nonsense you just said!!) Xie Qin said angrily in his heart.

Instructor Fan said: "Hugh has to quibble, I have decided, the winner of this small song meeting in the rest room is Li Minghai! Give a small bottle of mineral water!"

This result is very decent, and it has been unanimously appreciated by everyone: whether it is good or not, this should be fair.

After dinner, everyone stood in a military posture for half an hour as usual, and after a short break, they began to review military physical boxing and "a package of basic training".

At eight o'clock in the evening, Instructor Fan said aloud to the people who were sitting on the ground in high spirits: "I announce that the second Tianwang Superstar Military Song Contest is officially opened!"

Eh, why did you come to the second session directly? Xie Qin wondered.

Wang Chaoren raised his hand and said, "Report to the instructor, why isn't it the first Tianwang Superstar Military Song Competition?"

Instructor Fan looked at the third and fifth classes that were resting on the left and right, and said unhappily: "Didn't someone come to the gym last night!"

It turned out that the teaching of military songs at that time was planning to carry out this activity! Everyone suddenly realized, and immediately couldn't help but complain that Instructor Fan's naming taste was really too unique.

Wang Chaoren said again: "Then why don't you re-hold the first Tianwang Superstar Military Song Contest today?"

Instructor Fan waved his hand and said, "Don't worry about these details, the important thing is that the winning contestant can get a bottle of mineral water." ”

"The instructor is right! Don't care about these details!" "Hurry up and get started!" "The Sprinkle family's throat is already hungry and thirsty!"

The boys were gearing up, especially Lu Chenghu and Zang Zhichao.

Instructor Fan smiled triumphantly: "Don't be in a hurry, come one by one according to the student number." ”

Later, everyone found out that Instructor Fan's judging criterion seemed to be the volume, whoever yelled loudly would score high, and for a while the boys turned into tenors who were not in tune, and finally Lu Chenghu threw the seed player Zang Zhichao out of 108,000 miles with an absolute voice, and successfully bought a bottle of mineral water.

You won't have to worry about drinking water tonight. Lu Chenghu held the precious and precious mineral water in his arms.

Zang Zhichao leaned over with a bitter face and said, "That, classmate Lu Chenghu, don't you consider the transfer of your water test? I will pay a high price, how about five yuan?"

Lu Chenghu shook his head with an unusually serious expression: "I'm sorry, classmate Zang Zhichao, this is a glorious stroke in my life, I won't let it be trampled by the smell of copper!"

Zang Zhichao fell into deep despair:

What am I supposed to do tonight! There's no water!

From the moment Lu Chenghu won, Zang Zhichao lost a smile on his face.

When they were disbanded and returned to the dormitory, the 204 people saw that Zang Zhichao was silent, and they were surprised: What happened to this living treasure today?

Ding Yixiong smiled and leaned over to Zang Zhichao's side and hugged his shoulder: "Young man, I see that you are worried, but what is there to be unhappy?"

Zang Zhichao lowered his head and did not speak.

Ding Yixiong smiled and said to himself: "You might as well say it to make us happy." ”

Wang Chaoren glanced at him: "What kind of mentality do you have!"

Ding Yixiong shrugged: "It's just a joke, it's just a joke, please calm your anger." ”

Wang Chaoren snorted and said to Zang Zhichao: "Although you have smeared the class, you are also a member of the 204th, just say what you have to worry about, although you have smeared the class." ”

Zang Zhichao raised his head with a touched face when he heard the first half of his sentence, but when he heard the last sentence, his shoulders suddenly drooped again.

You really hold a grudge, sir. Xie Qin sighed secretly.

Wang Chaoren patted him on the shoulder again: "Be brave, speak out!"

Zang Zhichao lowered his head and did not speak.

Tao Jian smiled: "He probably drank the water." ”

Zang Zhichao looked up at Tao Jian in surprise when he heard this, and everyone looked at his reaction and knew that Tao Jian was talking about eight or nine and ten. Wang Chaoren asked in surprise, "How do you know?"

Tao Jian smiled: "Think about it, what question did Zang Zhichao ask the instructor this morning?"

Everyone was stunned for a moment, and then suddenly realized. This morning, when Instructor Liu explained the truth about drinking water, Zang Zhichao asked the instructor if there was any other way to obtain drinking water. At that time, he was still scared by me, Liu Jiapeng patted his forehead, how could he forget about it!

Tao Jian smiled and continued: "And just now he sang, oh no, shouted so hard, that the drinking water should have run out by then." After the game, he tried to buy mineral water from Lu Chenghu, but was refused, and his brow has not been relaxed since then. So I guess Zang Zhichao should really run out of water to drink. ”

Everyone was stunned to look at the pottery paper that rarely said so many words, didn't you guess?

"Oh my God!" Liu Jiapeng's eyes were obviously different when he looked at the pottery, "You are simply Kudo Shinichi!"

Qin Cheng nodded stunned: "Or a live-action version of Sherlock Holmes." ”

Tao Jian shook his head helplessly and said, "What, haven't you noticed?"

Wang Chaoren sneered: "These details are really not ......" He turned to Zang Zhichao and said earnestly, "This little matter, why didn't you say it earlier, I will help you find a way to solve it, although you once discredited the class." ”

Zang Zhichao said expectantly: "Then, class leader, are you willing to ...... the water?"

Wang Chaoren suddenly reacted, and secretly said in his heart that his wording just now was too unwitty, and immediately interrupted him: "I'm very sorry, the problem of water resources is very serious, and I can't help it." ”

Xie Qin said secretly in his heart, and saw Zang Zhichao's eyes for help, and shook his head helplessly: "I'm sorry, I don't have much left......

"The elder is right, the issue of water is very serious. "The issue of water is not serious, it is sacred! It is blasphemous to transfer or sell!" "Water is not a commodity to be traded, just like a beautiful girl!" "There is no water left." "As a water chief, I want to crack down on smuggling of water resources!"

For the first time, the 204 people really worked together, with one heart and one mind, and the muzzle of the gun was united inward, shattering Zang Zhichao's wishful thinking, and the latter once again fell into deep despair.

Ding Yixiong said to Wu Deng: "Wu Pan, you are too ruthless, the ancients also said that the law is nothing more than human feelings." ”