Chapter 382: Beauty Tricks

Xiaoyan is very protective of the master, Pan Jinlian is the benefactor of her young lady, and naturally she is also her master, seeing Uncle Quan's sarcastic demeanor, she can't help but be angry.

"Uncle, Madam really sent a slave maid to visit Miss Qing'er, she was very worried, if it weren't for the injury on her foot, she would definitely come by herself!"

"Oh, little girl, you ask Madame not to come, it's better not to come to Happy Forest for the rest of your life!"

"Hey, old man, why don't you understand the reason like that, Madame is kind, but you are sneering, why are you biting Lu Dongbin at this moment!"

"You say my dog bites Lu Dongbin?" Uncle Quan was slightly stunned.

Xiaoyan hurriedly said: "I didn't say that you were a dog, I only said what to bite Lu Dongbin, what do you like to compare to something, I can't make decisions for you!"

"Phew, you little girl, you are really sharp-toothed!" Uncle Quan scolded with a smile: "I have a lot of respect for Mrs., Fang Cai's expression is a little disrespectful, and it is not for Mrs. Wu, anyway, let her not come here, it is also for her good, you go back and tell Mrs. that Qing'er is very good, unless it is thunder in the sky, there is a chance to damage her!"

Xiaoyan looked at Uncle Quan's expression, not a lie, listening to his words, he seemed to be very disdainful of Qing'er, his last sentence was like saying that Qing'er was vicious and was careful of being struck by lightning, but it was all her own guess, and she couldn't be accurate.

"Uncle, can you explain a little bit?" asked Xiaoyan.

"Girl, I see that you speak smartly, and you must be fine, and I can't say some things too bluntly, in short, it's right for you to ask Mrs. not to come to Happy Forest in the future, it's not good for her....."

"Hey, Uncle Quan, who did you ask not to come to Happy Forest?"

Before Xiaoyan could ask in detail, she saw a girl dressed as a girl coming out of the Happy Forest, looking very handsome and similar in age to herself.

Uncle Quan looked at it and hurriedly said, "Hehe, it's Miss Qing'er, no, I'm asking this little girl not to come to Happy Forest to find me again!"

"She's Qing'er. Xiaoyan looked at it carefully for a while, and said with disdain in her heart: "At a glance, she looks handsome, but she can't bear to look at it, take a look at it at this moment, don't say that she is not as good as Miss and Mrs., it is my ......"

Xiaoyan was a little dissatisfied with Qing'er, because she was also scolded by Pan Jinlian, and after listening to what Uncle Quan said, she was even more disdainful of her, but in fact, Qing'er still looked very smart.

"Uncle Quan, why did such a big girl drive her home, did you marry her to the old man or sell her to Qinglou, she felt uncomfortable and escaped?"

Xiaoyan heard her mean and couldn't help but salute back: "You are the one who marries the old man....."

"Shut up!" Uncle Quan turned his back to Qing'er and winked at Xiaoyan, Xiaoyan understood, so he swallowed all the words into his stomach, but his expression was still very dissatisfied.

"Hey, Uncle Quan, your daughter is still very stubborn!"

"Miss Qing'er, she is not my daughter, but a poor relative, and she wants to ask me to borrow money, and where do I have the money to lend her, so let her not come in the future. ”

"Uncle Quan, what do you mean by this? Is it because Happy Lin doesn't give you enough monthly money? Are you dissatisfied with the young lady in your heart?"

"Hehe, Miss Qing'er, where is this. Uncle Quan smiled and said.

"Uncle Quan, I'm going to Dujian Mansion to find Miss, you take a good look at the Happy Forest, don't indiscriminately greet the food of the Happy Forest to outsiders!"

She walked for a while, and said in her heart: "Why does this little girl look familiar, when have you seen it?"

In fact, when she came back from Mengzhou Mansion that day, she had already seen Xiaoyan once, but at that time, she and Skylark were in a hurry to enter the room to do that, where did they pay attention to other people.

She didn't think much about it at the moment, she came back from the wild boar forest, thinking that the lark had become a good thing with Wu Song, thinking of Wu Song's mountain-like figure and her gentleness to herself, she couldn't help but feel anxious.

When I came back, I realized that the lark had arrived at Dujian Mansion, and I didn't know what was going on, so I wanted to go.

That night, Skylark saw Wu Song enter the old lady's room, she is a person who is used to running the rivers and lakes, and she also knows the way of "holding on to life" very well, I am afraid that Wu Song will kill her at the instigation of the old lady, so she immediately fled back to the room, dressed indiscriminately, and ran to Mengzhou Mansion.

Halfway through, I saw more than ten people coming towards me, and the one who took the lead was Jiang Menshen, she was born in an opera, and the tears were coming as soon as they came, and she immediately cried and fell into Jiang Menshen's arms.

Straight to Jiang Menshen's heart melted away, he looked at the lark with his hair scattered, his head was covered with water traces, and his clothes were very messy, and he couldn't help but say anxiously: "Madam, someone has bullied you?"

"Wu Song! It's Wu Song!" Skylark cried: "The slave family is taking a bath in the room, Wu Song drank wine, and kicked the door hard, so frightened that the slave family quickly put on his clothes, and when the clothes were dressed, he broke in." ”

"The slave family scolded, you are Li Kui's brother, the slave family is Jiang Zhong's wife, and she is also your sister-in-law, as the saying goes, uncle and sister-in-law don't speak, at this moment you actually took advantage of the slave family's husband and Li Kui's absence to break into the boudoir, what do you want!"

The guy smiled lewdly, saying that he had been paying attention to the figure of the slave family, hey, and then if he said it, the slave family also felt ashamed!

"Wow! Wu Song's wife dared to insult my Jiang Menshen's woman, ma'am, what did he say?" Jiang Menshen was furious.

"He said that the slave family seems to be walking a little strangely these days, and he must be pregnant, and he also said that the pregnant woman's breasts will swell, and he wants to touch it and check it!

"Everyone go back with me and hack Wu Song's messy knife to death, madam, you also go back and confront a couple!"

When Skylark heard this, she was stunned: "Phew, what are you Jiang Zhong, don't say that your dozen or so people are not Wu Song's hands and feet, or dozens of people, and they are not his opponents, it is your business that you want to die, don't bother the old lady." ”

"Xianggong, it is naturally good for you to be the master of the slave family, but when Wu Song first came that day, the slave family felt that his eyes were very obscene, and he always stared at the slave family's chest, so he asked Li Kui not to take him in. ”

"Who knows that Li Kui said that he is very capable, Xianggong must like it, that Wu Song is really powerful, immediately lifted the two big wine tanks of Happy Forest, threw them into the air, and threw them up Seven or eight feet, when he caught it, it was as easy as playing with a ball, and the guys and guests of Happy Forest saw it at that time. ”

"Xianggong, if you also have this divine power, you will fight with him, and give this evil breath for the slave family, if it is slightly inferior, the slave family would rather be humiliated than have any damage to Xianggong. ”

Jiang Menshen was stunned in his heart: "The net weight of the wine tank is three hundred catties, I instructed the guys, every day to ensure that there is more than half a jar of wine in it, that is, only half a jar of wine, there are also five hundred catties, lift one, I can too, but I also have to be lucky, he can lift two at once, I don't have the strength!"

Jiang Menshen looked at his dozen or so disciples, all of them lowered their heads, he knew in his heart, knowing that they were all scared, so he hugged the lark and said: "If you want to beat that Wu Song, it is more than Zhuo Zhuo for the husband, but the happy forest is our family, we can't smash it, we will let him go for the time being, go back to Dujian Mansion first, find a way to lure that guy out, and then beat him!"

"Master, what the master said is very true, to deal with that guy, you don't need the master to go out, even a few of our apprentices can do it, but Happy Lin is not only the master's family, but also the attention of Lord Dujian. ”

The guys said one after another, and Skylark sneered in his heart: "Just more than ten of you, I'm afraid Wu Song can knock you down with just one finger!"

Thinking of Wu Song being so brave, she hated in her heart, she couldn't help gritting her teeth, and thought in her heart: "Wu Song is like a god, the old lady can't get it, and Pan Jinlian can't think about it, the old lady is going to destroy him, everyone doesn't have the best!"

Jiang Menshen took everyone back to Dujian Mansion, and after arranging the lark, he immediately went to see Zhang Dujian.

"Brother Jiang, your apprentice came to report that Wu Song had arrived in the Happy Forest, didn't you say to go back immediately, treat him well, let him trust you, and then find a way to make him suffer, why did you come back at this moment?"

Zhang Dujian is very strange, Jiang Menshen comes and goes, he doesn't care, what he cares about is Gao Yu's secret order, if he can convict Wu Song, it will be unimpeded to be added to the rank of official in the future.

His idea is very simple, to convict Wu Song, not to be brute, it is best to get acquainted with him first, it is best to be able to call him a brother, he is defenseless, to design him, it is as easy as a snap, the disciple of Jiang Men God returns, Wu Song has arrived in the Happy Forest.

Zhang Dujian is like a treasure, and his heart is sent to the door with a single fame and wealth, so he immediately ordered Jiang Menshen to go back and communicate with Wu Song first, he is Dujian, he can't say that he knows Wu Song at once, and when Jiang Menshen is familiar with him, he will introduce it to himself, everything is logical.

"Hey, Du Jian, you have to make the decision for the villain, then Wu Song took advantage of the villain's absence in the Happy Forest, and even forcibly asked for a woman who insulted the villain tonight!"

"Brother Jiang, are you telling the truth?" Zhang Dujian looked nervous.

"Nature is true!"

"Brother Jiang, that's very good!" Zhang Dujian laughed, but Jiang Menshen was very embarrassed, and said in his heart: "My woman bullied Wu Song, with a big green headscarf on her head, you actually said that it was very good, why don't you let your wife touch Wu Song's chest too!"

But where did he dare to say this, he could only be angry and dumb, Zhang Dujian saw his face, and said with a smile: "Brother Jiang, let me ask you, is a lark important, or is your fame important?"

"Naturally, it's famous!" Although Jiang Menshen still doesn't understand Zhang Dujian's meaning, he is also very direct, Skylark is just a woman who sells art on the rivers and lakes, and before him, I don't know how many men he has talked to, how can he compare with his own fame.

"That's right!" Zhang Dujian poured a cup of tea into the teacup and said, "Brother Jiang, if this teacup doesn't have capacity, how can you pour hot water into it..."

Jiang Menshen suddenly realized when he heard this, "Du Jian, what do you mean is that if Wu Song behaves properly, it is also difficult for us to impose the crime on him, and we know at this moment that he is interested in the villain's woman, and he is a womanizer, so let's start from here and use a beauty trick to knock him down." ”

"Yes, it's a pity that you're a flower-like lark!"

"Then what's the matter, anyway, I'm going to change it after three or two years of playing, hahahaha!"

The two laughed, very proud, Jiang Menshen smelled the smell of fame in his nose, naturally he was overjoyed, and said goodbye to Zhang Dujian happily, Zhang Dujian was much higher than his city government, and immediately invited his brother Zhang Tuanlian.

Zhang Tuanlian also lived in Dujian Mansion, and he came after a while, Zhang Dujian told him all the words of Jiang Menshen, and Zhang Tuanlian walked back and forth in the side hall.

"Brother, it's not that simple. ”

"Brother Xian, you and I are brothers, and I have something to say directly. Zhang Dujian knew that his younger brother was very delicate.

"Brother, what do you think, who is Skylark? You probably have heard of her fame, this woman is the best man, and she is also attached to the powerful and gentry, a man like Jiang Menshen is a little powerful, and she doesn't mind, the younger brother heard that Wu Song is very lofty, if he really wants to be interested in her, how can he be strong!"

"Oh, what Brother Xian said makes sense, I know many friends for my brother, and they have all tasted the lark's amorous methods, all of which she took the initiative to seduce, and none of them said that they wanted to be strong, and they didn't need to come to Wu Song, which really has a good time. ”

Zhang Dujian was very depressed in his heart, he thought that Wu Song was lustful, and he had an opportunity, but now after analyzing it, he felt that what the lark said may not be true, the opportunity is fleeting, and a fame and wealth seem to have turned into floating clouds, how can it be happy.

Zhang Tuanlian laughed and said, "Brother, you don't have to worry so much, the younger brother naturally has a plan." ”

"Brother, this beauty can't use it, what other plans are there?"

"It's still a beauty trick!"

If someone else said that, Zhang Dujian thought he was teasing himself, but Zhang Tuanlian was his biological brother, and he knew his intelligence, so he immediately said happily: "Brother, how can you say it?"

"Brother, the hero is sad to pass the beauty pass, Wu Song claims to be a hero, the younger brother has already investigated, and he is often accompanied by a beautiful woman, it is conceivable that he is also lustful, but the good is not the appearance of a lark. ”

"Well, he also knows that there is a woman next to him as a brother, I heard that his woman has lived in the Happy Forest, it is not difficult to know what kind of woman Wu Song likes, we can inquire privately. ”

Zhang Dujian thought for a while, and then said: "Originally, we had a great opportunity to contact Wu Song, but at this moment, Skylark said that Wu Song was forcibly rude to him, whether this thing is true or not, there must be a conflict between Wu Song and Skylark, he can't live in the Happy Forest, so what should we do?"

"Brother, don't worry, my brother also knows that Wu Song has come to Mengzhou Mansion, in addition to Jiang Menshen sending disciples to investigate, I also sent a confidant to investigate, I know a lot of news, at this moment I have a plan in my heart, we still use Jiang Menshen to make friends with Wu Song first....."

"What happened to the lark, how do you make friends?" Zhang Dujian couldn't help but ask.

"Brother, don't worry, in fact, this happened, Jiang Menshen wants to have a deep friendship with Wu Song, the opportunity is even better, brother comes over with his ears. ”

Zhang Tuanlian was next to Zhang Dujian's ear, and said a plan like this, Zhang Dujian listened, clapped his hands, and said with a smile: "Good strategy, this trick is called a strong man's broken arm, and he used this plan to leave back then!"

During the Warring States Period, Gongzi Guang in order to be the emperor, Corporal Lixian, made Zhuan Zhu die, and finally stabbed Wu Wangyi with a fish intestine sword, and became the king of Wu, he was the king of Wu.

King Wu's son Qingji is a good man in the world, King Wu Lu is very jealous, and he also wants to ask someone to assassinate, Zhuan Zhu is dead, there is no warrior, he is very irritable, there is a person who recommends himself, King Wu Lu looked, that person looks very obscene and thin, and I don't know if there is sixty pounds, and he despises him very much.

The man shouted to leave, and immediately cut off his right arm with a knife to prove his courage, Wu Wang Lu was very shocked to see it, so he asked him to kill Qingji, he offered a plan, let Wu Wang Lu kill his family, and then go to Qingji alone.

Said that he cut off the arm of Wu Wang Lu, and killed the whole family, and he had a grudge against him, Qing Ji felt nostalgic for his life experience, took him in, and took him very seriously, in a boat, he had to leave the opportunity, assassinated Qing Ji from behind, Qing Ji was brave, and after the sword, he grabbed the leg to leave and lifted him high.

The attendants were all about to be killed and wanted to leave, but Qingji said, I never imagined that such a warrior in the world would dare to assassinate me! If I killed him, wouldn't I have to kill two warriors in the world in one day?

The strong man's broken arm also came from here, Taishi Gong put it together with Zhuzhu, Nie Zheng, and Jing Ke, called the four major assassins, the author has always believed that Yaoli is an out-and-out villain, not worthy of being an assassin, Jing Ke is also unworthy, can be called an assassin, only Zhuan Zhu and Nie Zheng.

On the second day, Zhang Dujian ordered Zhang Tuanlian to do errands on the one hand, and on the other hand, he invited Jiang Menshen to come and told him about the "strong man's broken arm" scheme, but the "beauty plan" was concealed.

"Brother Jiang, do you mind if you want to sacrifice like this?" Zhang Dujian said with a smile.

"Dujian, this plan is very good, but it is just sacrificing a happy forest, what a good way, besides, the happy forest is also used to honor you, you don't mind, what does the villain have to mind. ”

In addition, the villain also thought about it last night and made a beauty plan, since Wu Song is interested in the villain's woman, after the villain is familiar with him, he will find an opportunity to let him be alone with the villain's woman, he will definitely not be able to hold back. ”

"Hehe, we are also there to lay an ambush, when Wu Song is happy, he will rush up and catch him off guard, he will be free at that time, his heart is flustered, he will definitely get it in his hand, and then he will be convicted of a strong X woman from a good family!"

Zhang Dujian smiled slightly and said, "Brother Jiang, this official has his own plans, and this matter will be decided after you are familiar with Wu Song." ”

When Jiang Menshen heard this, he didn't dare to ask more, anyway, he didn't mind offering the lark.

"My lord, Zhang Tuanlian said that what you ordered has been done!" a subordinate reported.

Zhang Dujian smiled slightly: "Brother Jiang, this official has some official affairs to deal with..."

"The villain retires!" Jiang Menshen withdrew very clearly.