Chapter 5: Training the Security Brigade!
Early the next morning, everyone came to the community meadow that had not yet been built. This training place is exactly what Captain Lu asked for from his boss. When the boss heard about Neo and Mengmeng, he didn't say a word and directly handed over the land for them to train. As for himself, he took his wife and daughter abroad that day.
While everyone was waiting for the arrival of the training with great momentum, in the distance, a fat woman was walking towards everyone!
Seeing the woman approaching, everyone's eyes widened wider and wider, and as for Xiao Yao, he had already blindfolded Meng Meng and hid to the side. Yesterday, he had already seen the big man dressed up as a flower, it was a special movie for the star master! The comfort, the embarrassing scum, and the two blushes on the face and the hair like a chicken nest, with high-waisted clothes, super shorts, and high heels. I think it's spicy to my eyes. Watch more, even have the heart to hang!
"Morning, everyone, in the first class of ghost hunting, first of all, I want to explain to you the definition of fear!"
Behind him, Neo walked up with a huge horn. Xiao Yao held back his vomiting and followed everyone up. As for Meng Meng, she looked curiously at the flower played by Da Mao. Seemingly, very interested?
"Actually, it's very simple to understand what fear is, who dares to kiss him!"
"Meng Meng is coming!"
As soon as Neo roared, Meng Meng jumped up and ran into the mountain and kissed him fiercely. Looking at such a cute little Lori, Ruhua looked at Neo in embarrassment, so cute, how do you make me disgust her. Moreover, the father of the other family is watching there, if I dare to make her daughter cry, I feel that Xiao Yao can cut me with a knife.
"What's that, Brother Xiao, can you take Mengmeng away first?"
"Cute and good, don't disturb your Uncle Neo's class!"
Xiao Yao snatched Meng Meng from Ruhua's hand and quickly hid to the side. In other words, in the face of Ruhua, he is also desperate!
Regardless of playing shemale or pooping over there, Xiao Yao took care of himself and walked to the side with Mengmeng,
"Mengmeng, don't you think that uncle is ugly?"
It stands to reason that Meng Meng was brought out by Gu Tingcheng, and he should have his own opinions on the definition of beauty and ugliness.
"It's not ugly, that uncle looks at Meng Meng's eyes, he is very kind and kind. ”
Mengmeng looked at Baba suspiciously, she didn't know why Baba and so many uncles and aunts would say that Uncle Ruhua was ugly. Obviously he is so kind.
Xiao Yao's heart was immediately moved by his daughter. Yes, only little girls like Meng Meng who have not yet established a good world view know that in the eyes of their children, there is no beauty or ugliness, only kindness and ugliness. Perhaps, such as the flower's dress, in Mengmeng's opinion, is just a little weird. Maybe she'll find it fun.
"Mengmeng is right, then let's watch Uncle and them play games. ”
Xiao Yao gently rubbed the cute little head melon, hugged her and looked in the direction of Neo. The scene of exploding teeth in the movie back then, it was very funny!
"I knew that even if I set him on fire, it would take a long time to explode. But if you want to hold it, even the bravest person, if you really want him to hold it, he will definitely be scared to death! But I'm not afraid!"
"Wait!"
Although he knew that Neo would not have a problem, the ghost only knew what would happen! As soon as Neo wanted to ignite it, Xiao Yao reached out to stop him!
"What's wrong, Brother Xiao?"
Neo held a lighter in one hand and explosives in the other, turned around and looked at Xiao Yao curiously. Well, it's just that when he just turned around, the fuse floated over and was drifted by the flame of the lighter and lit!
"Whew!~Smack!"
Xiao Yao patted his forehead with a bitter face, and reminded himself, you can still blow up, can you be reliable? When you bought explosives, you didn't ask any fuses?! It was only 0.2 seconds from ignition to explosion, I really couldn't save you!
"Ula Ula!~~"
On the first day, Neo suffered a serious injury to his left hand and was taken to the hospital by everyone.
As for why he didn't let Meng Meng save him, don't forget, Neo once said that the people who were killed by him himself could not be cured! Well, the people who were injured by him, Meng Meng, could not be saved. I guess this is what the son of luck must face.
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The next day, at the same place, this time Da Mao (Ruhua) also put on formal clothes, and Xiao Yao also came to the grass with Meng Meng in his arms. Today, in order to run the training class smoothly, Xiao Yao also specially instructed Mengmeng, keep her spirits up, and save Neo at any time. Well, as for how he got hurt? It's been so long that I can't really remember anything other than that his teeth were blown out.
"Yesterday I took the wrong electric light cannon that detonated quickly, but I didn't even shed a single tear, you should know that I was bold enough!
With that, Neo put the firecracker in the creaky nest and wanted to do it again. But after trying it, it didn't seem convenient to light the fire, so he stuffed the firecracker into his mouth again.
"Huh?!"
"No, wait!"
Seeing this familiar scene, Xiao Yao remembered, this is it, his teeth were burst! However, before he could say anything, Neo showed off a trick, and pressed the match with his middle finger so lightly, the match head immediately crossed the outer layer of the box, lit the flame, and flew into Neo's mouth very abruptly! Neo just wanted to shut his mouth, but unfortunately, it was too late!
"Smack!"
The familiar sound sounded again, and this time, even Mengmeng covered her forehead. This is directly ignited from the tail of the firecracker, or is it ignited in the mouth, how can you let Meng Meng save it? You can't cut your mouth open, right?!
"Ula Ula!~~"
The next day, Neo had his upper teeth blown out, and he was seriously injured and sent to the hospital.
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On the morning of the third day, Neo commanded everyone to besiege the city in a circle, Xiao Yao suddenly remembered the scene in front of him, isn't this an incident where everyone was seriously injured?
"The doctor said that it was a blessing in misfortune that only one row of my teeth were blown up. But in the blink of an eye, when my injuries became so serious, if there was one more accident, I was worried that I would not be able to teach everyone anymore. So, I'm going to upgrade my training right away!"
Neo took out a bundle of more than 20 firecrackers from his bag and put it in front of everyone!
"Now, you have to accept the challenge of Russia's audacity. I lit the fuses and passed them down one by one to see whose luck was bad. ”
The huge firecrackers, even Xiao Yao, had some heart palpitations. Although the explosion didn't hurt him, it couldn't stand the pain of the explosion! Moreover, didn't he say that he used a fake one, why did he feel so real? He could clearly feel that Neo, this was pulling people into the water! This means that it is better to be injured alone than to be injured by others?
Before Xiao Yao could raise an objection, the big lady who played Ruhua raised his hand and took the initiative to say,
"I'm sorry, the pressure is too much, I don't play anymore!"
Da Xiao, who was shocked by Neo's two consecutive self-harms, couldn't help it and yelled loudly! Then, he jumped up on the spot and ran towards the outside of the park!
"Bang!"
Da Mao didn't run a few steps, Neo took out a grenade from his bag, tore off the bolt, and threw it at Da Mao! After a bang, Da Mao's worn-out shoes fell from the sky and fell in front of everyone!
"I've tried my best to teach you, who has the courage to go!? Sit down!"
Neo, with a hideous face, said.
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