Chapter 70: Manic Wu Dalang

Yang Shu's eyes emitted a strange light, and there was a tremor on his mouth: "The villain is waiting for the words of the head for one night!"

Wu Song snickered in his heart: "This person is really strange, the snake was obviously brought by you, and it's not that I haven't seen it, why is it more excited than me." ”

But when I think about it, I immediately understand that everything that people are proud of is not satisfied in their hearts, and they must be seen by others to be comfortable.

Yang Shu took a bamboo pole placed in front of the house by others, about a zhang long, tied a cloth bag containing fire snakes and dry firewood at the top of the bamboo pole, stood on tiptoe, raised one hand high, and the long bamboo pole lined his short body, which was very funny.

The fire snake in the cloth bag is restless, and the impact of the cloth bag keeps hitting the bamboo pole, making a "pop" sound, Wu Song thinks it is very interesting, this kind of manic snake, it is estimated that there is only a black mamba in modern times, and I don't know if it is extinct.

Yang Shu untied the cloth bag around his waist with his other hand, bit it with his mouth, untied the rope sleeve, and put the cloth bag on the bluestone slab, Wu Song's mind immediately transferred to the cloth bag on the ground.

In an instant, everything was quiet, there was a feeling of expectation, this silence was very strange, Wu Song groaned slightly, and he knew why, the fire training snake that was still frantic just now, was quiet at the moment, but the firewood was constantly swimming in the bag, and the bag was undulating.

The cloth bag on the ground also moved, and a thing slowly wriggled in it, like a line formed by a fish swimming on the surface of the lake, and the line gradually reached the mouth of the bag, silently revealing a small head, a cyan snake head, with a little thumb-sized gold at the top, like the crown of the emperor.

It leisurely spits out the letter, it is really like an emperor going out on patrol, graceful and luxurious, and it almost didn't take a bully step and take a step.

"Huh!" Wu Song couldn't help but sigh, and hurriedly covered his mouth, the snake really stepped out of the mouth of the bag with a golden claw, it turned its head slightly, and seemed to be very dissatisfied with Wu Song's recklessness.

The true face of the snake was finally revealed, and it turned out to be a four-legged snake, with a little on its head and four legs were golden, and the rest of its body was cyan and no more than half a foot long.

It took the overlord step, patrolling its new territory, suddenly turned its head, made a cheerful "squeak" sound, turned around and walked to Yang Shu's feet, it can be seen that it is in a hurry, but it is still walking slowly, and it wants to maintain its demeanor, Wu Song can't help it.

The four-legged snake raised its head and kept screaming at the two cloth bags on the bamboo pole, the firewood was manic inside, hitting the cloth bag "popping" and sounding, as if it was about to escape, and the fire training snake that began to be restless did not have the slightest movement, Wu Song, who had good eyesight, could see the cloth bag trembling slightly, and he didn't know if it was the wind blowing or the fire training snake was trembling.

Wu Song could probably see that the two snakes were very afraid of the four-legged snake, and the four-legged snake was standing under the bamboo pole to try to take the two snakes above as dinner, no wonder Yang Shu wanted to hold it high.

The four-legged snake slowly circled around Yang Shu, its voice became low, and it made a "roar" sound from its throat, as if the king was instructing his subjects, but Yang Shu looked at his head with a smile, looking at his posture, it seemed that it had already been coated with the medicine powder that the four-legged snake was afraid of, so that it did not dare to make a move.

The four-legged snake walked around twice, the snake swung its head, and strode out, with a great momentum of not giving it, Wu Song hurriedly shouted: "Brother Yang, the four-legged snake is about to escape." ”

"Don't get in the way, the King Snake of Chu can't escape Jiang Taigong's fishing line no matter what. Yang Shu shook his finger proudly, Wu Song took a closer look, it turned out that there was a silver fishing line wrapped around his finger, but it was difficult to detect it in the dark night, he couldn't help laughing:

"This four-legged snake is called Chu King Snake, it really changed its name, and his momentum does have the demeanor of Chu Xiangyu!"

"Haha, probably the first person who discovered this snake also changed its name for this reason, this snake is strange, feeds on poison, the more poisonous it is, the more it likes, but it itself is not the slightest bit poisonous, and I don't know why, other poisonous insects are afraid when they see it, and I also used these two poisonous insects to lure it out at that time. ”

"It's not poisonous?" Wu Song was a little disappointed: "Then its blood naturally can't have an aphrodisiac effect!"

"Aphrodisiac?" Yang Shu glanced at Wu Song in surprise, and then shook his head violently like a rattle: "No, no!"

Wu Song naturally knew his thoughts, he thought that he was going to take snake blood, but seeing his mountain-like figure, he felt that it was impossible.

"If you drink the snake blood of this Chu King Snake, even if the kidney is cut off, it can make the user grow again!"

"Poof! exaggerated!" Wu Song smiled dumbly, and said in his heart: "If this is really the case, when the fruit mobile phone comes out, everyone will go to catch snakes, why do you need to sell kidneys." ”

"Second brother, if you don't go home at night, do you have firewood on the street and play house games?" A person walked over from the corner of Zishi Street, he was no more than four feet tall, even if he didn't make a sound, there was only Wu Dalang in the entire Yanggu County.

"Big brother, why do you also return at night like this?" Wu Song asked rhetorically.

"Second brother doesn't know, tables and chairs have been added to the restaurant, I'm worried that a thief will come to steal it at night, and if you want to spend the night inside, I'll come back to get the cover!"

Wu Song said proudly: "Who doesn't know that the restaurant was opened by my brother Wu Song, even if you don't close your door at night and put a hundred taels of gold in it, no one dares to covet it!"

"Second brother said yes!" Wu Dalang said with a smile.

Wu Song dragged his hand and smiled: "Big brother, you came back just in time, I know that you sleep at night, and your feet are not warm, so you will find a home remedy, and after eating, you will definitely be able to make your qi and blood sufficient, even if you have a thin quilt, you can survive the harsh winter!"

"If there is such a good thing, the second brother will be in charge!" Wu Dalang is a person who has no idea, Wu Song said yes, he naturally thinks it's good.

Yang Shu listened, and his heart was relieved: "It turns out that the master of this kidney yang emptiness is Da Lang!"

He couldn't say anything, he crossed his hands to recycle the fishing line, and after a while, he pulled the Chu King snake back, only to see that the little snake was biting a centipede thicker than his thumb in his mouth, and he was eating it beautifully.

Yang Shu didn't speak, took out a palm-length silver needle from his arms, and stabbed the gold dot on the top of the head of the Chu King Snake, "Squeak" The Chu King Snake screamed, crawled violently on all fours, and actually left four scratches on the bluestone slab, and the two poisonous snakes on the bamboo pole smelled the cry, and suddenly danced wildly, as if they were about to break out of the bag at any time.

Yang Shu held the end of the silver needle, lifted the King of Chu snake, showed the dagger, stabbed the snake tail, cut off half of it, and said with a smile: "Da Lang, take the snake tail in your mouth and suck the snake's blood." ”

"This ....." Wu Dalang looked at this Wu Song in horror, Wu Song nodded, his heart immediately stabilized, obediently held the snake's tail, and sucked the snake's blood hard.

After about half a cup of tea, the golden dot on the head of the King of Chu snake disappeared without a trace, and the whole snake was like a dry firewood, straight and upright, lifeless, and seemed to have died for many days.

"Enough!" Yang Shu said, but Wu Dalang was still sucking desperately, Wu Song smiled: "Big brother, it's okay!", he let go of his mouth and said slowly: "This snake blood is so bloody, after drinking it, my stomach is like a fire." ”

"Is it only a stomach?" Yang Shu laughed: "Later, Da Lang will find that his whole body is like a fire, and he is eager to find slippery ice water to reduce the fire!"

"Brother Yang, don't tell such jokes!" In fact, it is very normal for men to make this kind of joke, but Wu Song faintly felt that he had offended Pan Jinlian, so he was unhappy in his heart, but he was really unhappy about it, or felt that Wu Dalang was going to have a round with Pan Jinlian later, and he had a relativeness in his heart, so he didn't dare to think about it.

"Hehe, this brother really likes to joke, it will feel cold when the quilt is covered in this weather, how can anyone use ice water to reduce the fire. Wu Dalang seemed to be puzzled, and he whispered: "Second brother, I'm leaving, go back and get the cover!"

"Big brother, you will spend the night in the house tonight, and I can go to the restaurant. Wu Song immediately stopped him and continued: "There are still two snakes here, you drink all the snake blood." ”

This snake can make Mrs. Wu unable to get out of bed in one day, if she drinks more snake blood, it is estimated that she will become a figure-eight leg when she walks in the future, which is very indecent!"

"Yang Shu!" Wu Song roared angrily, so frightened that Yang Shu immediately covered his mouth and smiled wryly, Wu Song's heart was in turmoil, he did not deny that he had a little affection for Pan Jinlian, it was estimated that it was because he knew that Wu Dalang was not good at that time, and he also said in every possible way that he would transfer Pan Jinlian to himself, and now since Wu Dalang's illness can be cured, he can only cut off this new love thread.

"Second brother, don't be angry, I'll go to the house to sleep!" Wu Dalang saw Wu Song angry, and immediately lowered his head and walked into the house, Wu Song chatted with Yang Shu for a few words, probably asking if the hundred poisonous snakes he caught were okay, and if it was okay to attack Leopard Head Mountain the day after tomorrow.

After about a stick of incense time, he said goodbye to Yang Shu, went to the house to get the cover, just pushed the door open, and was stunned: "Why am I doing this, what kind of ghost is covering it, isn't this disturbing the interest of the eldest brother and sister-in-law, even if the man's husband is next to the broken temple mountain, he sleeps indiscriminately for one night, and he doesn't have such ink!"

"Big brother, why are you stripped naked!"

When Wu Song was about to turn around, Pan Jinlian screamed from upstairs, he was very embarrassed to hear it, and one big foot was raised, but he didn't put it down.

"Big brother, don't, don't be so impulsive! You tore all the slave's clothes!"

Wu Song couldn't help but shake his head and smile bitterly when he heard Pan Jinlian's shout: "The eldest brother is cowardly on the surface, but in fact, he also has a rough side in the boudoir, I'd better leave quickly, and the two of them can play as much as they like." ”

"Big brother, I can't help it, it will hurt my body!"

Pan Jinlian's voice was crying, and Wu Song was full of depression when he heard it, but this is a boudoir matter between husband and wife, and there was no such thing as a strong fork in marriage in ancient times, even in modern times, it is difficult to convict.

"Hey!" Wu Song sighed, for some reason, he was in a mood at the moment, and he actually thought of Wang Erniu's outer house, looking for Zhang Xixi, he needed comfort tonight.

"Uncle, help!"

Wu Song was about to go out, Pan Jinlian rushed out of the room, her cloak was scattered, one sleeve had been torn, revealing a jade arm like clotted white jade.