Chapter Twenty-Four: The Princess's Car Drives Really Fast
Pan Jinlian put breakfast on the table, this time it was not fat chicken and cooked beef, but a bowl of thick salted and lean porridge, as well as a plate of roasted cakes and a plate of fried noodles, but in front of Pan Jinlian was a bowl of gruel with a few pieces of lean minced meat floating in front of her.
Pan Jinlian is from Yahuan, and she is very careful in serving people, and she has been observing for a few days, and she already knows Wu Song's breakfast habits, so she made these breakfasts on this day.
Wu Song was moved for a while, and secretly swore in his heart that he would not let his eldest brother and sister-in-law die innocently, and when he arrived at Wang Po, he would not be able to deal with the same impulse as Ximenqing.
"Sister-in-law, I can't eat anything heavy when I have a cold, your gruel is just what I want!"
Wu Song pushed his bowl of porridge full of lean meat in front of Pan Jinlian, and asked for her bowl of gruel, Pan Jinlian's face was hot, how dare she say that she had already eaten a bite of the gruel.
Burst!
Wu Song took a bite of porridge and couldn't help but laugh dumbly, what kind of thing is that Wang Po, just an old woman who sells tea, I actually think of her as more powerful than Ximenqing, she is really stupid to grandma's house!
Pan Jinlian thought that he had eaten the porridge he had eaten and was ecstatic, her heart was in turmoil, and she remembered the scene in his arms that day, and her body couldn't help but react.
Finally waited for the hour, Wu Song heard the sound of the door opening the door of the Jianbi Tea Shop, and immediately rushed out, he was a little nervous, this was the first time to meet with this first media through the ages, it was really a bit of a feeling of coming out after a long time.
Creak---
The door of the teahouse opened, and a big red dress was unfolded in the morning breeze, wrapped in a woman in her fifties, with flowers and branches, she was slightly rich, fair-skinned, and had an ecstasy mole on the right chin, her eyebrows and eyes were affectionate, and her posture was swaying, this princess turned out to be a middle-aged woman who was a!
Wu Song almost dropped his jaw to the ground, in his impression that the princess should be a thin old witch, but she quickly adapted, the ancient people were short-lived, fifty years old is an old man, this princess knows how to pull the strings for others, and she should also be a very woman, isn't the image in front of her just right.
"Oh, who is I looking around at the door of the old lady early in the morning, it turns out to be our Wu Erlang!"
Wang Po's voice was very pretentious, which made people listen to goosebumps, Wu Song wondered in his heart, I am the head of Yanggu County, you are a woman who sells tea, and when you see labor and management, you don't come to say hello, just call "Wu Erlang", it seems that this old sow is either crazy or familiar with my eldest brother.
"Old sow......" Wu Song almost called out the words "old sow", endured it very hard, and said vaguely: "That, hello!"
"What's the old mother? Does Erlang want to call me old mother? My child is not as handsome as you!"
Wang Po teased, Wu Song was angry and surprised in his heart, what is the origin of this Wang Po, she is so sharp and sharp, so unforgiving, okay, let me bear with it and see what tricks you have.
"I occasionally felt a cold last night, and today I came to Wang Ganniang to drink a bowl of hot ginger tea!" Wu Song sat at a table near the door with a big grin.
Wang Po walked over like a swaying willow, sat opposite Wu Song, and the corners of her mouth were spring: "The wind is cold because the body has entered the evil poison, Jiang can be righteous, and it is good to sweat, but Erlang himself also has good ginger tea, so Zhang Xixi, who is raised in the east of the city, as long as you pass, she has a few places on her body to suck out the evil poison for you, and this sweat still has a faint fragrance, are you still afraid of catching a cold?"
This Wang Po turned out to be an old driver, driving early in the morning, Wu Song's heart became more and more strange, this old sow and I met for the first time, she opened a yellow cavity, and she didn't put me in her eyes at all, do you drip, it is estimated that "Water Margin" is wrong, this mother-in-law is not simple!
"Wang Ganniang's news is well-informed!" Wu Song said casually.
Wang Po said proudly: "The old lady knows everything about females, and the tiger that Erlang fought on Jingyanggang is with a handle, right?"
Wu Song was very surprised, could it be that this mother-in-law knew the art of divination, and he said curiously: "How did the godmother know?"
"It's simple, you men who see females, whether they are girls or female tigers, have soft feet, and those who can beat them up majestically are of course male!"
Nima: This car is also driving too fast, just now it was a man and a woman, and suddenly it became a man and an animal, so what should we talk about next, men and aliens or wine jugs!
Wu Song faced Wang Po, it can be said that he was unfavorable, he had no choice but to say: "Godmother's car is too fast, Erlang is motion sickness, please make ginger tea for me!"
"What kind of cart? ox cart or horse-drawn cart? What is a cloud cart?" Wu Song frightened Wang Po this time.
"After eating ginger tea, I will naturally explain to you slowly!" Wu Song had never tried to spend money to buy something so low-voiced.
Wang Po finally turned around and went in to make ginger tea for him, Wu Song breathed a sigh of relief, it seems that he has to invite Brother Hun to drink a meal and understand the details of Wang Po.
"Shhhh---h
A figure flashed at the corner of the door of the tea shop, bent over, and greeted Wu Song sneakily, that person was the Yamen's fast catcher Ma Qiang, and he also had a share in that day's gold, because his face was very long, everyone called him Ma Yaner behind his back, and he was Wang Erniu's henchman, so everyone was greedy for refreshment, so they called Wang Erniu the head of the cow.
Ma Qiang kept waving to Wu Song, a pair of small eyes looked around, as if worried that something terrible would happen, Wu Song was about to pass, but there was a red shadow flashing in front of him, and there was an extra woman behind Ma Qiang, who was Wang Po.
Wang Po held Ma Qiang's ear in one hand and scolded with a smile: "Okay, you have a horse face, don't you want to hide when you look at the old lady?"
"Godmother let go, godmother let go. Ma Qiang smiled with a smile on his face: "I don't owe money to drink tea with you, and I don't climb into your bed and leave something, why should I avoid you, I have back pain." ”
"Do you have a low back pain?" Is that Liu Meier too sassy, do you want you seven or eight times a day?" Wang Po pulled Ma Qiang in front of Wu Song and continued to laugh and scold: "In order for the three-inch sausage under your crotch to eat good meat, the old lady has worked hard to coax the charming Liu Meier to voluntarily climb into your bed, you are good, let the old lady chase you around Yanggu County for more than half a year, before asking for the tea money back." ”
Wu Song thought about it and immediately understood that it turned out that this Wang Po was also a part-time matchmaker, and this Ma Qiang got Liu Meier with the help of Wang Po, but he had been evading the fees promised to her, so seeing that Wang Po was a little timid, it is estimated that most people in the yamen are like this, no wonder she is so disdainful of herself.
It seems that this Wang Po is very means, but the eldest brother can't do it in some ways, he snubbed Pan Jinlian, and then he was talked about by Wang Po, this thousand-year-old ugly thing is bound to happen, I have to act quickly!
"You two perverts who seduce women, they are all together, when you see the horse face, the bull's head must be nearby!" Wang Po's voice raised an octave: "Wang Dutou, the old lady invited you to eat Miss Xiaomei's high-quality abalone, but you haven't paid for the tea yet!"
"Ahem!Wang Ganniang!Whisper!" The figure flashed in the corner of the wall, and Wang Erniu appeared.