Chapter 7: Wine Sword Fairy, Yun'er who picks up leaks!
That night, Lin Yun'er and Xu Xian secretly ran out of the hospital. The two of them were excited, but also a little apprehensive, they believed that as long as the beggar was really a wine sword fairy who had disappeared for many years, then with his magical means, it would be easy to treat Yun'er's scar!
When the two of them came to the barbecue restaurant, under the bridge hole pointed by the beggar, the plastic bags and garbage all over the ground, as well as the stench wafting on the river, suddenly made the two girls have some positive thoughts and waver. How can I say that Jiujian Immortal is also the strongest hero on the earth, a friend of the president of Stark Group and Osborne Group, living in this kind of place, is it a bit too disrespectful?
"Yun'a, we can't be wrong, right?"
Xu Xian wrinkled his cute little nose, pointed to the dirty and foul-smelling environment around him, and reminded uncertainly.
"Even if I am wrong, I will never give up my only hope!"
Looking at his determined friend, Xu Xian suddenly understood. Now Yun'er is like a landlubber in the water, even if it is a straw, she will never give up hope. Xu Xian was silent, she accompanied Yun'er and stood quietly at the head of the bridge waiting together. Waiting for the mysterious beggar with the wine gourd on his shoulder.
Two hours later, even Lin Yun'er couldn't hold on a little anymore. Xu Xian, who was beside him, didn't know how many times he had been persuaded. No, Xu Xian, who was retreating, started his eighteenth exhortation.
"Yuna, let's go. I think that beggar is definitely not a wine and sword fairy. Instead of waiting here for an illusory hope, why don't you go to the United States, I heard that the current superhero Super Killer will also draw the rejuvenation charm of the Wine Sword Fairy......."
"The sword and the red dust are already crazy, and there is wine to step into the sky. Wandering stars tease the sun and moon, hiccup, haha, drunk and lying in the clouds and laughing in the world. ”
In the distance, a beggar, singing, staggered to the bridge under the gaze of the two women, and fell headlong into a cardboard box. Before the two girls could react, the sound of sleeping snoring had already reached their ears.
"This is the set poem that the Wine Sword Fairy once recited when he appeared! That beggar is the disappeared superhero, the Wine Sword Fairy!"
Lin Yun'er held Xu Xian's hand in surprise and shouted happily, and then she jumped to the side of the cardboard box regardless of the stench around her, and looked at the water chestnut face buried by dust and stains stupidly!
"Lord Xiao Yao, Lord Xiao Yao. ”
Xu Xian ran over, looked at Yun'er who looked nymphomaniac, squatted down speechlessly, and gently shook Xiao Yao's body. It's a pity that the snoring is still there, and Xiao Yao has no trace of sobering up.
"Yun'a, what should we do? We can't wake him up at all. ”
Xu Xian stood up helplessly, shook Lin Yun'er awake, and pointed to Xiao Yao in the cardboard box to remind his sister. Anyway, you're also an idol, can you have some interest?
"Shall we carry him back?"
Yun'er looked at Xiao Yao distressedly, and beckoned 4 bodyguards with Xu Xian to come over. But no matter how the bodyguards tossed it, let alone lifting, they couldn't even drag it! Four big men in the shape of a man actually raised their limbs at most?!
"I can't. Yun'er, let's say okay first, I won't wait here with you for a night, it's too smelly!"
Since he clearly knew that the beggar was Xiao Yao, Xu Xian's worries about Yun'a also disappeared. It's just, now Xiao Yao, what should they do?
Yun'er looked at Xiao Yao, and then at the wine gourd beside him, her eyes lit up, and she whispered a few words in Xu Xian's ear. Seo Hyun's eyes became brighter and brighter, and he snickered and drove away with Yuna.
After a short time, the two women returned to Qiaodong with a large number of good wines from various countries bought from the mall. Then, the bodyguard gently opened the wine bottle and slowly poured the wine to the ground!
The wine, under the gaze of everyone, was slowly poured out of the bottle. Seeing that it was about to fall to the ground, suddenly, the wine gourd was erected suddenly, automatically uncovering the mouth of the gourd, and sucking all the good wine everywhere into the gourd like a dragon absorbing water!
"This ......."
The head of the bodyguard was dripping in a cold sweat, holding two empty wine bottles, and looked at Lin Yun'er and Xu Xian with a look of horror.
"Yun'a, he wouldn't have fallen asleep at all, would he?"
Xu Xian looked at Xiao Yao dissatisfied, woke up when he woke up, and pretended to be asleep! Superheroes don't take such bullies, do they?
"Don't make a fuss. I guess the Sword Immortal is testing us. ”
Lin Yun'er stroked Xu Xian's little head, thought about it, opened two bottles of strong vodka, and came to Xiao Yao's side. I saw Xiao Yao shrug his nose, stood up straight from the cardboard box, and bit the wine bottle with his mouth open!
"Click!"
Well, I didn't bite it! Lin Yun'er retracted her hand in a strange way, Xiao Yao couldn't touch the wine bottle, jumped straight like a zombie, and bit the wine bottle in Lin Yun'er's hand again!
"Click, click, click, click......."
Xu Xian looked at Lin Yun'er dumbfounded, seduced the wine sword fairy with the wine bottle, led him to the door of the car, and finally threw the wine bottle into the car, and Xiao Yao also jumped in!
"Smack, drive, go back to my own villa!"
Lin Yun'er pulled Xu Xian and jumped directly into the driver's seat and the passenger seat, and pulled Xiao Yao straight to his home. In the back seat, Xiao Yao squinted his eyes, looked at the two beautiful and delicious girls in front of him, shook his head funny, and continued to sleep in the back seat with the wine bottle. Well, as for why the wine bottle was lying flat but not a drop of wine flowed out, is it difficult for the wine sword immortal Even Xu Xian looked like a matter of course.
Half an hour later, Lin Yun'er did the same and led Xiao Yao to the sofa in the room. Xu Xian covered his nose, forcibly endured the stench on Xiao Yao's body, and looked at Lin Yun'er,
"Yoon-a, why did you bring him back? When Taeyeon and Su-young are about to come back, you don't want to spread the scandal, do you??"
Lin Yun'er slapped Xu Xian angrily,
"Hey, hey, you see clearly, the person in front of you is the strongest hero on the earth, and if I have an affair with him, someone must believe it, okay? Besides, if you can have a good night with him, even if there is a scandal with the entire girlhood, it's worth it!"
"Well, yes, why don't we give him a bath first?"
Well, Xu Xian thought about it for a while, compared to Xiao Yao, who saved the entire earth from the millions of fans in Girls' Generation, the chic and free and easy wielding a sword in the air, and the call of nearly 50 million to give him a monkey, his Girlhood, it seems that he really made a lot of money?
"Ahem!I said, isn't it appropriate to discuss this topic in front of me?!"
Just as the thoughts of the two girls were developing towards an unhealthy place, Xiao Yao on the sofa finally couldn't help it, one pair of nine, are you really so good at cultivating immortals!?
"Ahh
The screams of the girls who followed scared Xiao Yao fiercely!
"Stop!"
Xiao Yao yelled, looking at the two girls who were weakly huddled at the other end of the sofa and hugging each other, completely speechless.
"I said, you are making me sleep again, trying to carry me back, and drinking to lure me, what do you want to do?"
"We want you to help Yuna heal ......."
Before Xu Xian finished speaking, he was covered by Lin Yun'er and dragged aside.
"We want you to take us as an apprentice!"
"Huh!?"
As soon as these words came out, the whole room was silent! Xu Xian and Xiao Yao were stunned when they looked at Lin Yun'er!